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Seven Signs It's Time To Take A Bath

2008-12-31T16:54:52-08:00

Author: Constance St. John
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 9, Complete

In case you ever wonder...

Things Not To Say To A Girl Who Has Been Dumped

2008-12-31T17:17:31-08:00

Author: Constance St. John
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 16, Complete

The five worst. Avoid these at all costs.

The Chocolate From Heaven

2008-07-31T13:56:13-08:00

Author: Constance St. John
Humor
English, Rated: K
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 11, Complete

When the love of your life has just broken your heart and left you alone with nothing but a writing tablet and a chocolate bar, what do you do? Hmm...

Something Happened

2008-09-17T23:31:25-08:00

Author: princessRory
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8, Reviews: 16, Complete

This story is so cool, it doesn't even need a plot.

Character A Knows All

2008-08-17T22:00:20-08:00

Author: heartovermatter
Humor
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 6, Complete

A take on what a character's world is like; especially when they're aware they aren't real. OneShot.

The Incident of the Rubber Ducky

2008-07-15T18:48:04-08:00

Author: The Revolution's Child
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 15, Complete

The world is being taken over... by a plastic bath toy.

Hallucinations

2008-07-09T22:07:59-08:00

Author: crazy writer on the loose
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 5, Complete

What do you get when you mix bumblebees and my dad's cooking? Ehh, something like this.

Support Group

2007-05-12T22:25:39-08:00

Author: poisedtokill
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 12, Complete

A short little story about a support group. Intended to be a joke.

A Girl's Worst Nightmare

2008-07-05T06:14:31-08:00

Author: Looking for Bliss
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 12, Complete

A really, really short story. Please read and review!

For Best Taste Results

2008-06-23T16:37:58-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 12, Complete

o the wonders of food labels.

My Near Death Experience with a Pizza Crust

2006-10-30T16:35:53-08:00

Author: Jane Precious
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 933, Reviews: 20, Complete

We had to write a personal narrative for English. This is what i had, i got an A due to my sarcasm. It's a true story, f. y. i.

Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies

2008-07-09T07:09:07-08:00

Author: R.E.D. the animator
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 16, Words: 26,972, Reviews: 29, Complete

An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.

Donald and the Talking Shoe

2008-06-13T10:08:40-08:00

Author: AtlantisGirl12
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 4, Complete

Donald is startled to discover that his shoe talks! Unfortunately, his shoe is not happy with him.

Why My Memory Isn't Perfect and Other Lies

2008-06-10T19:28:22-08:00

Author: Evil Kittens Unite
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 7, Complete

Bloodthirsty spiders: Always a guaranteed conversation stopper.

Only time will tell

2008-06-03T19:32:14-08:00

Author: Kirin snow
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,008, Reviews: 6, Complete

A silly story about 2 dimwits who travel through time! It's a story I wrote for English. A one shot too

The Best Story Ever!

2008-05-25T13:05:45-08:00

Author: S.H.Zeng
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 5, Complete

Ever had someone who just had to tell you every story that ever crossed their mind? Every. Single. Story. This is a story about one of 'those' stories.

Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers

2008-05-19T08:11:45-08:00

Author: Mockingbyrd's Tune
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,998, Reviews: 91, Complete

There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!

With the Tape?

2008-05-05T20:59:09-08:00

Author: D-Kat
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 2, Complete

My little brother has a tendency to get himself into trouble . . . with superglue and tape. Quite the combination, I'd say.

Broadway Baby

2008-05-12T13:45:25-08:00

Author: theatricalice
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 2, Complete

Ever thought your dream had actually come true for once? Me in a nutshell.

Kinewapple

2008-05-15T09:03:35-08:00

Author: Random-Monotony
Humor
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 2, Complete

Kiwis plus Pineapples plus an experiment gone wrong. Or has it? Just a short scene inspired by a conversation with a friend.

Conversation with a Lunatic

2008-05-13T05:45:12-08:00

Author: Trisana Tennant
Humor
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 1, Complete

the aftermath of a conversation me and a friend of mine is having

Daily Daydreams

2008-05-08T14:14:58-08:00

Author: theatricalice
Humor
English, Rated: K
Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 2, Complete

Every day, Shelley would curl up on her sofa, and drift away into a dream world, away from her mediocre suburban life.

The Award Winning Joke

2008-05-07T10:32:12-08:00

Author: Huda Allie
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 15, Complete

This isn't really a story, but it was the award-winning joke for the year i-dont-know-i-forgot...

Dear Ray,

2008-05-03T21:02:39-08:00

Author: Full Force
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 2, Complete

Thank you in advance for taking care of my goldfish while we’re vacationing in Cancun...R&R

I Love You Too: 20 Rules to Being Your Best Friend

2008-05-05T12:41:58-08:00

Author: queen-of-the-sand-castle
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 25, Complete

I’ll never stop embarrassing you, I’ll humiliate myself to make you laugh, and when you say “I hate you!” I’ll respond “I love you too,” all because you’re my best friend.

Wisdom Teeth

2008-04-22T06:42:13-08:00

Author: Satsumaimo
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 5, Complete

A one-line piece about going to oral surgery

32 Random things to do at School

2007-09-16T11:55:50-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 150, Complete

just what the title says

Not The Battle of Delykin

2008-04-27T12:28:49-08:00

Author: Aiylah
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 4, Complete

Just before a battle, someone picks up a book and reads...

The Lonely Cucumber and the Aquatic Badger

2008-04-27T10:59:55-08:00

Author: Beluga1
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 2, Complete

it's IMPOSSIBLE to lick ur elbow! and y is a "mongoose" called a "mongoose" ?

I prefer not too

2007-01-11T10:41:07-08:00

Author: Lady Lace
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 2, Complete

just a funny storie...I dont know how to explane it! Please R&R!

The Darkness

2007-02-09T15:10:03-08:00

Author: hkirtz
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 2, Complete

This is a very short story about the darkness. Hope that you enjoy. Please R&R.

Pirates plus Machetes

2007-03-04T18:09:09-08:00

Author: Not Safe
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 8, Complete

A conversation I had with my brother. Written completely in a give and take dialogue form. Enjoy!

Shiny distraction

2007-03-06T12:35:23-08:00

Author: H. M. Longo
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 4, Complete

A random bit of action. It involves a shiny distraction, a lot a insanity and charging with a sword.

One Euro Richer

2007-03-23T12:09:20-08:00

Author: MonkeyShoe
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 3, Complete

Tom encounters a strange stall on the way home....

Boredom

2007-03-23T12:08:24-08:00

Author: MonkeyShoe
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 2, Complete

I'm bored. Dunno why. Just am.

The Battle

2008-04-25T12:52:30-08:00

Author: Heart Devoted
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 6, Complete

Definately a humor story here; no other purpose. I wrote this off a prompt, like my other works, but if I told you what it was it would give half the story away. Go into this with much imagination and anticipation.

Night of the Seventeenth

2008-01-04T08:46:31-08:00

Author: Fandy
Humor
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 3, Complete

Doesn't have a summary, its a short story that I wrote for my creative writing class.

Expectations

2008-04-22T15:29:58-08:00

Author: SimplyPeachy
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 3, Complete

A woman takes out a want ad in the local paper...then wonders why no one's responding. Note: Not based on a true story/the phone number's completely made up. Enjoy!

The Lame Escape

2008-04-18T12:46:45-08:00

Author: Nat Nair
Humor
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 7, Complete

Wrote this for a flash-fic contest. The theme was "The Great Escape". Never sent it in though, because -owing to my perverseness- the story evolved ironically into an antithesis of that very theme. It's also an obscure satire that you probably won't get.

She Named Her Feet

2007-05-11T14:58:37-08:00

Author: xDancingintheRainx
Humor
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 28, Complete

Dedicated to Mia. Reviews returned.

Writer's block

2005-01-28T14:31:32-08:00

Author: Owl-of-Artemis
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 44, Complete

Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.

How To Annoy Someone On MSN or AIM

2008-04-17T11:30:20-08:00

Author: Cupid's Jinx
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 5, Complete

Really, really bored? Want to annoy someone, just for the sake of it? Here it is! Cup of tea, anyone? //one-shot\\

SpillBerries

2008-04-14T19:46:18-08:00

Author: Inkarnadyne
Humor
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 2, Complete

Entry for a writing contest. Short bit about a typical day between two friends.

Visiting Grandma

2008-04-16T08:19:15-08:00

Author: rawr.yeah
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 3, Complete

A oneshot about Grandma Riley and her quirks.

Substitution

2008-04-16T10:07:27-08:00

Author: her lady mistress of fate
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 2, Complete

Another boring day in class... cue Darth Vader A short rendition of my fantasy drug/alcohol awareness calss.

The flying cat

2007-11-06T10:07:35-08:00

Author: ntw1103
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 7, Complete

That cat sure did fight....

Compromising With Jedi's and Dragons

2007-11-16T07:06:11-08:00

Author: Coleer
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 3, Complete

Task: Come up with and write a play. When: By the end of the hour. Why: Creative Writing Assignment Difficulty: Challenging when the group are completely different personality wise. What will they do? Story I had to write in creative writing. O the irony

Grandma and the Jellies

2008-01-10T02:46:22-08:00

Author: Wakao
Humor
English, Rated: K
Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 2, Complete

My point? I don't have one.

Princess and the Pea

2008-03-13T01:45:32-08:00

Author: Wakao
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 4, Complete

A fractured fairytale. Don't we just love it when they suffer?

my 55 word stories

2008-04-24T11:17:29-08:00

Author: Trisana Tennant
Humor
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 166, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

I thought this was a good idea.