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Carnage and Destruction

2008-07-15T18:16:34-08:00

Author: ShockingReality
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-15-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

It's a dandy little story in which I decide to play God, create my own city and then destroy it in a particularly nasty way. You'll enjoy this if mass destruction is your kind of fun.

Little Timmy and the Chain Letter

2008-07-17T09:06:02-08:00

Author: ShockingReality
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,396, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-17-08, Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

The Little Timmy Chronicles ctd: Timothy receives a letter in the mail for the first time in his life.

The Incident of the Rubber Ducky

2008-07-15T18:48:04-08:00

Author: The Revolution's Child
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-15-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

The world is being taken over... by a plastic bath toy.

My Art Project is Alive!

2008-07-09T22:07:59-08:00

Author: crazy writer on the loose
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-9-08, Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

What do you get when you mix bumblebees and my dad's cooking? Ehh, something like this. I really want to thank, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon for the title!

Support Group

2007-05-12T22:25:39-08:00

Author: poisedtokill
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-12-07, Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

A short little story about a support group. Intended to be a joke.

A Girl's Worst Nightmare

2008-07-05T06:14:31-08:00

Author: Looking for Bliss
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-5-08, Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

A really, really short story. Please read and review!

For Best Taste Results

2008-06-23T16:37:58-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-23-08, Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

o the wonders of food labels.

My Near Death Experience with a Pizza Crust

2006-10-30T16:35:53-08:00

Author: Jane Precious
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-30-06, Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

We had to write a personal narrative for English. This is what i had, i got an A due to my sarcasm. It's a true story, f. y. i.

Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies

2008-07-09T07:09:07-08:00

Author: R.E.D. the animator
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 16, Words: 26,963, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-9-08, Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.

Little Timmy Meets a Girl

2008-06-16T18:02:26-08:00

Author: ShockingReality
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-16-08, Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

In this second installment in "The Little Timmy Chronicles", Timothy encounters a girl outside of his house. He may just be in love.

Mixer Man

2008-06-22T06:49:58-08:00

Author: zotlot
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-22-08, Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

My encounter with a hobo and his mixer on a train

Little Timmy and the Telemarketer

2008-06-11T19:35:10-08:00

Author: ShockingReality
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 891, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

Little Timmy is left at home alone one day when he receives a call from a pushy telemarketer.

Donald and the Talking Shoe

2008-06-13T10:08:40-08:00

Author: AtlantisGirl12
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-13-08, Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Donald is startled to discover that his shoe talks! Unfortunately, his shoe is not happy with him.

Why My Memory Isn't Perfect and Other Lies

2008-06-10T19:28:22-08:00

Author: Evil Kittens Unite
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-10-08, Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

Bloodthirsty spiders:Always a guaranteed conversation stopper.

How To Be Annoying

2008-06-07T13:33:03-08:00

Author: Jusmine
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-7-08, Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

How To Be Annoying: A first hand guideline on how to annoy any type of person.

Only time will tell

2008-06-03T19:32:14-08:00

Author: Kirin snow
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-3-08, Published: 6-3-08
Status: Complete

A silly story about 2 dimwits who travel through time! It's a story I wrote for English. A one shot too

Mr Increvable

2008-05-30T17:16:17-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-30-08, Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

Increvable is french for puncture proof, but it is pronounced similarly to "Incredible". A superhero parody.

It's Tough to Be Me

2007-07-31T16:48:28-08:00

Author: alirider827
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-31-07, Published: 3-21-04
Status: Complete

Life's tough

The Best Story Ever!

2008-05-25T13:05:45-08:00

Author: S.H.Zeng
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,282, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-25-08, Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Ever had someone who just had to tell you every story that ever crossed their mind? Every. Single. Story. This is a story about one of 'those' stories.

Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers

2008-05-19T08:11:45-08:00

Author: Mockingbyrd's Tune
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,991, Reviews: 40 Updated: 5-19-08, Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!

Little News Report

2008-05-18T14:32:44-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-18-08, Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

This is just a short satire that I wrote, please be honest when/if you review. If you review you get a cookie! Unless you flame me, then I will use you to cook cookies to lure in potential reviewers! Three-do-loo!

With the Tape?

2008-05-05T20:59:09-08:00

Author: D-Kat
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-5-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

My little brother has a tendency to get himself into trouble . . . with superglue and tape. Quite the combination, I'd say.

Broadway Baby

2008-05-12T13:45:25-08:00

Author: JupiterSpoon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-12-08, Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Ever thought your dream had actually come true for once? Me in a nutshell.

Kinewapple

2008-05-15T09:03:35-08:00

Author: Random-Monotony
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-15-08, Published: 5-15-08
Status: Complete

Kiwis plus Pineapples plus an experiment gone wrong. Or has it? Just a short scene inspired by a conversation with a friend.

Conversation with a Lunatic

2008-05-13T05:45:12-08:00

Author: Sandra A. Singiphrax II
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-13-08, Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

the aftermath of a conversation me and a friend of mine is having

Daily Daydreams

2008-05-08T14:14:58-08:00

Author: JupiterSpoon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 5-8-08
Status: Complete

Every day, Shelley would curl up on her sofa, and drift away into a dream world, away from her mediocre suburban life.

The Award Winning Joke

2008-05-07T10:32:12-08:00

Author: hz128
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-7-08, Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

This isn't really a story, but it was the award-winning joke for the year i-dont-know-i-forgot...

Dear Ray,

2008-05-03T21:02:39-08:00

Author: Full Force
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-3-08, Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Thank you in advance for taking care of my goldfish while we’re vacationing in Cancun...R&R

I Love You Too: 20 Rules to Being Your Best Friend

2008-05-05T12:41:58-08:00

Author: Random Word Artist
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-5-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

I’ll never stop embarrassing you, I’ll humiliate myself to make you laugh, and when you say “I hate you!” I’ll respond “I love you too,” all because you’re my best friend.

Wisdom Teeth

2008-04-22T06:42:13-08:00

Author: Satsumaimo
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

A one-line piece about going to oral surgery

32 Random things to do at School

2007-09-16T11:55:50-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 35 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

just what the title says

Not The Battle of Delykin

2008-04-27T12:28:49-08:00

Author: Aiylah
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-27-08, Published: 4-27-08
Status: Complete

Just before a battle, someone picks up a book and reads...

The Lonely Cucumber and the Aquatic Badger

2008-04-27T10:59:55-08:00

Author: Beluga1
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-27-08, Published: 4-27-08
Status: Complete

it's IMPOSSIBLE to lick ur elbow! and y is a "mongoose" called a "mongoose" ?

SuperTravis

2007-01-10T18:15:47-08:00

Author: ardenempire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-10-07, Published: 1-10-07
Status: Complete

The shortest of all short stories! The dumbest too...

I prefer not too

2007-01-11T10:41:07-08:00

Author: Lady Lace
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-11-07, Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

just a funny storie...I dont know how to explane it! Please R&R!

The Darkness

2007-02-09T15:10:03-08:00

Author: hkirtz
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-9-07, Published: 2-9-07
Status: Complete

This is a very short story about the darkness. Hope that you enjoy. Please R&R.

Pirates plus Machetes

2007-03-04T18:09:09-08:00

Author: Not Safe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-4-07, Published: 3-4-07
Status: Complete

A conversation I had with my brother. Written completely in a give and take dialogue form. Enjoy!

Shiny distraction

2007-03-06T12:35:23-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-6-07, Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

A random bit of action. It involves a shiny distraction, a lot a insanity nd charging with a sword.

One Euro Richer

2007-03-23T12:09:20-08:00

Author: MonkeyShoe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-23-07, Published: 3-23-07
Status: Complete

Tom encounters a strange stall on the way home....

Boredom

2007-03-23T12:08:24-08:00

Author: MonkeyShoe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-23-07, Published: 3-23-07
Status: Complete

I'm bored. Dunno why. Just am.

The Battle

2008-04-25T12:52:30-08:00

Author: Heart Devoted
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-25-08, Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

Definately a humor story here; no other purpose. I wrote this off a prompt, like my other works, but if I told you what it was it would give half the story away. Go into this with much imagination and anticipation.

Night of the Seventeenth

2008-01-04T08:46:31-08:00

Author: Fandy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-4-08, Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Doesn't have a summary, its a short story that I wrote for my creative writing class.

Expectations

2008-04-22T15:29:58-08:00

Author: SimplyPeachy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

A woman takes out a want ad in the local paper...then wonders why no one's responding. Note: Not based on a true story/the phone number's completely made up. Enjoy!

The Lame Escape

2008-04-18T12:46:45-08:00

Author: Nat Nair
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-18-08, Published: 4-18-08
Status: Complete

Wrote this for a flash-fic contest. The theme was "The Great Escape". Never sent it in though, because -owing to my perverseness- the story evolved ironically into an antithesis of that very theme. It's also an obscure satire that you probably won't get.

She Named Her Feet

2007-05-11T14:58:37-08:00

Author: xDancingintheRainx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-11-07, Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

Dedicated to Mia. Reviews returned.

Writer's block

2005-01-28T14:31:32-08:00

Author: Owl-of-Artemis
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-28-05, Published: 1-28-05
Status: Complete

Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.

How To Annoy Someone On MSN or AIM

2008-04-17T11:30:20-08:00

Author: Cupid's Jinx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-17-08, Published: 4-17-08
Status: Complete

Really, really bored? Want to annoy someone, just for the sake of it? Here it is! Cup of tea, anyone? //Added to The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon's C2 'The Most Awesome Humor C2 EVER'\\ //one-shot\\

SpillBerries

2008-04-14T19:46:18-08:00

Author: Inkarnadyne
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-14-08, Published: 4-14-08
Status: Complete

Entry for a writing contest. Short bit about a typical day between two friends.

Visiting Grandma

2008-04-16T08:19:15-08:00

Author: rawr.yeah
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-16-08, Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

A oneshot about Grandma Riley and her quirks.

Substitution

2008-04-16T10:07:27-08:00

Author: her lady mistress of fate
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-16-08, Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Another boring day in class... cue Darth Vader A short rendition of my fantasy drug/alcohol awareness calss.