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Killing Pterodactyls

2009-10-25T03:56:29-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,051, Reviews: 4, Complete

Jessica’s singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.

Of Error Windows

2010-08-16T20:41:42-08:00

Author: Dramatic Paws
Humor
English, Rated: K
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,158, Reviews: 3, Complete

There's one form of conflict that the language arts lesson failed to cover - that of Man vs. TECHNOLOGY. Oneshot.

Picnic of Doom

2008-07-31T15:47:14-08:00

Author: Novelist
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 7, Complete

The result of four twisted minds in an advanced drama class...enjoy...a parody of the classic board game Clue.

World Domination Plans And WhatNot

2006-02-01T06:34:28-08:00

Author: Medieval Fantasy Freak
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 13, Complete

What musings will come about in an insane asylum? I shudder at the thought! Short Stories filled with randomness, plotlessness, and crazy things. R&R :D :D :D

Writer's block

2005-01-28T14:31:32-08:00

Author: Owl-of-Artemis
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 44, Complete

Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.

The Mad Knitters

2007-07-12T12:32:46-08:00

Author: B.S. Ha
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,696, Reviews: 32, In-Progress

By day, they are just a group of ordinary girls. They share a common interest: knitting! But by night, they fight the bad guys. Sound familiar? Maybe you know them. A parody of stereotypes and superheros.

Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish II

2008-06-16T12:19:29-08:00

Author: Eric-san
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,102, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

The long awaited sequel to 'Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish! If you haven't read the first part, read it now! Read & Review! Chapter 5: 'Hey Bebbeh' is up!

Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish

2007-08-14T07:01:45-08:00

Author: Eric-san
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 9,656, Reviews: 41, Complete

This is an extremely hilarious fictional story about my friends, a robber, me, some grenades and drunken hobos. Reveals the secrets of Slurpee slush and OFF! Bug Spray! Review aren't necessary, but greatly appreciated, don't lie!

Spy

2007-08-29T01:08:27-08:00

Author: Kardas Fox
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 3, Complete

A topnotch QWE agent relives his latest mission. Full of excitement, danger, exotic weaponry, and battletrained janitors. Be amazed at the incredible stealth and disguise skills, be blown away by the skillful combat! Spy!

Doughnut

2007-01-16T19:19:34-08:00

Author: Kardas Fox
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,638, Reviews: 3, Complete

A magical quest for the greatest doughnuts in the world.

The Realtor

2008-07-04T00:42:50-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Horror/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,703, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

How does one go about selling a haunted house? It was a tricky business, to be sure. But number 66 on 6th Street, though modern and unassuming in its three bedrooms and two and a half baths, was undeniably and invariably haunted. Please read & review!

Kitty Saga

2007-07-10T19:37:56-08:00

Author: sensitiveangel
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,914, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

A story of large and furry proportions involving people, kittens, blobbies, and...trolls?This epic tale was written by my friend Mariah and I. It was originally in play format, but I converted it to storyformat.

Poodletown

2007-06-13T08:29:22-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,142, Reviews: 8, Complete

Welcome to Poodletown, population: 3. Has nothing to do with poodles.

The Hall of Unsung Heroes

2007-06-05T11:50:58-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,803, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

It's a superhero dramedy, starring the telekinetic Captain Capable and her gang of super coworkers. Watch as they battle tiny aliens, evil cyborgs, high school reunions, and the feelings within their hearts! Please read & review!

Darkness and The Man

2007-11-11T21:36:59-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,752, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Chet is one fourth vampire, one fourth werewolf, and fifty percent human, with the weaknesses of all three species but the strengths of none. The Man is a ruthless female bounty hunter who goes only by...The Man. They have an adventure. Please R & R!

How NOT To Write a Story

2008-01-07T22:41:01-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,730, Reviews: 59, In-Progress

A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!

The Supermarket Saga

2008-01-13T13:03:03-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 20, Complete

A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!

The Student Bible

2010-07-15T05:49:18-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 26, Words: 26,096, Reviews: 160, In-Progress

Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!

Fizzy Lemonade

2010-10-02T23:19:16-08:00

Author: Mel-Dog Moody
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 27,882, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Mrs. Lachlan's Mum decides to run for Prime Spinster of Fergaria-Finbarton and in turn victim of many assasination attempts. Sequel to Song of the Superheroes.

Run Away From Pigs That Fly

2007-03-11T18:29:34-08:00

Author: Just-A-Little-Bit-Lost
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,692, Reviews: 25, In-Progress

I could tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh! P.S. I like pizza and balloons. [rated for mild language]

A Puff of Logic

2006-12-21T12:00:48-08:00

Author: DespicableDevil
Humor
English, Rated: T
Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,784, Reviews: 3, Complete

Camereon is a normal young man working in a scientific research lab until a test run of his boss', The Professor, new invention goes horribly wrong. Inspired by various Monty Python skits, Douglas Adams novels, and various other things. Reviews are shiny!

Joanne and the Sacred White Lily

2007-06-09T15:56:21-08:00

Author: colette.mclaughlin
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,930, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

This is the first story of the adventures of myself and my 3 alternate personalities. Expect a little weirdness and a lot of fun LMAO!

Some One To Pick On

2006-12-16T02:03:17-08:00

Author: Mel-Dog Moody
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 4, Complete

This is a short story about a rottweiler a dandelion. It came to me randomly and unexpectedly. Beware of angry bees! R&R

Confessions of a Teenage Ninja

2006-09-13T18:30:49-08:00

Author: Mistress of Whitechapel
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 7, Complete

Following the journies of a teen ninja, strictly humorous

Malice

2007-08-20T07:56:27-08:00

Author: Snow Gryphon
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Drama
Chapters: 14, Words: 52,589, Reviews: 19, Complete

Sloane and her best gay friend Ricky are on their last year of enforced schooling. But between a bitch, a psychotic complex between them, a hippy teacher, a sevenyearold AntiChrist, musical numbers and raging insanity, can they survive it? R&R

My Shorts

2007-01-27T15:52:28-08:00

Author: Blueskelton
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,628, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Small humorous stories about my underwear addiction, eccentricities, and all around bad luck.

Ice Cream

2006-11-09T14:56:26-08:00

Author: Marian Wilde
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,381, Reviews: 6, Complete

Yes, only your mother. Maria squeezed her eyes shut, the petulant teenage side of her brain was talking to her again. This is only the woman who told you at the age of five to start working off the baby fat, only the woman who made you run two miles for e

Charlie

2006-09-22T14:13:09-08:00

Author: Marian Wilde
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 3, Complete

Baby, what the hell is that?

Guide to Life Volume 1

2008-01-20T19:29:53-08:00

Author: CaMiAk
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,035, Reviews: 11, Complete

How to Succeed Without Doing Anything Remotely Useful Rated T just because most nine years olds don't have jobs. PLEEEEEEEASE Review

Lingo's Adventures

2006-09-13T14:51:46-08:00

Author: KuNnILiNg0
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 17,285, Reviews: 10, Complete

RANDOM! The character Lingo and his whacky misadventures. Ep. 7& sub-episode 3 are now up. Its hilarious read it now review it later! seriously Lingo's Adventures is the shit-fan testimony

Song of the Superheroes

2008-02-09T23:43:43-08:00

Author: Mel-Dog Moody
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 35, Words: 134,937, Reviews: 8, Complete

REWRITTEN! Reporter Sarah Evans and her friend Finbarpurpleton, a big brown dog go under cover at a secret superhero agency in which they find villians masqureading as heroes, the most beautiful boy in the entire world and a beanstalk impalement.

Highschool

2006-11-06T11:02:17-08:00

Author: Notcreativeenoughtomakeone
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,577, Reviews: 3, Complete

Highschool is full of surprises and is a nonstop rollarcoaster. Everyday is a possible humilation event, or panic attack. Enough stuff happens to me at school so I figured why not write about it.

How Fur Flies

2006-10-24T16:08:46-08:00

Author: DisturbedKittenWriter
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A contest sponsored by an evil film company, a vengeance bent girl who hates them and her cat. What do they have in common? A contest no one will ever forget. Chaos has never been so furry.

Chasing a Tiger

2006-10-27T22:16:20-08:00

Author: DisturbedKittenWriter
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 4, Complete

Just something I wrote when I was bored. A little piece on the war between a toddler and her cat.

ThreePart Obituary

2006-03-02T18:13:05-08:00

Author: Mr. Parrott
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 2, Complete

First he was conceived, then he lived his life. Now what?

Dreaming Big

2006-11-20T13:11:37-08:00

Author: Ashley Hyperkins
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 578, Reviews: 7, Complete

Crystal goes through the hardships of middle school, while still cracking jokes along the way.

Ann's Boat

2006-10-06T20:42:45-08:00

Author: black-shiizzat
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 3, Complete

Ann sails the high seas with best friends Jocelyn and Caitlin!

Ann's Castle

2006-10-10T04:10:20-08:00

Author: black-shiizzat
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 2, Complete

What happens when Caitlin moves in with Ann!

Nothing to be Explained

2006-11-02T05:43:45-08:00

Author: ginjikoibito
Humor
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,299, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Moving on for him has been that hard since the day he regretted the most... He thought it would be difficult to live without her... Someone steps in his life and made the change of the world around him... But still made his life live more than hell

The Answer to Life's Questions

2005-11-25T11:14:19-08:00

Author: R.T. michaels
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 34, Words: 27,596, Reviews: 83, Complete

Got Questions? we got answers! all you have to do is ask

The Crazy Thing Called Love

2006-11-13T16:37:16-08:00

Author: Homey
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 17, Words: 34,134, Reviews: 50, In-Progress

A story about a hopless romantic, who falls in love at first sight with a girl and is too shy to ask her out. with help from his friends however... ch 27Revised ch2 under construction and up to ch.16 posted

A Christmas Quartet

2006-10-26T13:23:07-08:00

Author: polynesia
Humor
English, Rated: K
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 3, Complete

I know no better time to post four Christmas drabbles than the end of October, do you?

Bacon

2006-09-01T21:45:04-08:00

Author: Kardas Fox
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 2, Complete

A fun story centered around a hungry fox who wanders through a confusing jumple of a setting. Please don't try to make sense of it, you'll hurt yourself.

Job Hunt

2006-10-31T14:22:43-08:00

Author: Kardas Fox
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 2, Complete

Firstperson tale of experiencing racism while searching for a job.

Over the Edge

2006-10-31T13:54:38-08:00

Author: HobbesPlato
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 6, Complete

Thoughts occuring to a man stumbling over a cliff. It makes for great fun. Number in Parantheses are footnotes, but the format doesn't translate here, so just scroll in downwards manner to the section labeled Notes

My version of Fairy tales

2006-07-25T15:10:04-08:00

Author: hvnolife
Humor
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 4, Words: 911, Reviews: 6, Complete

The Fairy tales that we grew up hearing just got alot stranger.

My Near Death Experience with a Pizza Crust

2006-10-30T16:35:53-08:00

Author: Jane Precious
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 933, Reviews: 20, Complete

We had to write a personal narrative for English. This is what i had, i got an A due to my sarcasm. It's a true story, f. y. i.

Prediction man and the case of Infer Joe

2006-09-15T04:12:28-08:00

Author: FoxCat
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 0, Complete

SOMEONES DEAD! call prediction man! written for reading using the 12 powerful words... Insanity insues...

Clock Watcher

2006-07-04T10:44:50-08:00

Author: Witless
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,553, Reviews: 7, Complete

Another chapter, thanks to English speeches. Warning: Based upon a true story. In honour of a new school year approaching, here's a little ditty about the greatest threat to every student: math class. Let's waste time together.