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Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies

2008-07-09T07:09:07-08:00

Author: R.E.D. the animator
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 16, Words: 26,963, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-9-08, Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.

Attack Of The Killer Shrimp

2007-03-10T15:30:39-08:00

Author: R.E.D. the animator
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-10-07, Published: 2-5-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. It started out as any other day, but that was about to change. Plaese R&R

The four wonders of Quick Scripts

2007-04-02T18:42:21-08:00

Author: R.E.D. the animator
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,538, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-2-07, Published: 4-2-07
Status: Complete

Chase Metzger, being the creative genius he is, has blessed us with four amazing stories that will change your life...or make you laugh hard. These are his creations, not mine. Have fun, and laugh. Warning, contains general randomness.

An Interview with Satan

2007-03-14T05:52:18-08:00

Author: unfailingtwilight
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,396, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-14-07, Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

When the question Who whould you interview and why? comes up, why is it no one ever picks Satan? Well, now, thanks to Peter Jennings, we know all of Satan's thoughts! An Exclusive with Satan!

No Offense

2006-10-11T15:17:10-08:00

Author: Orual
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 27 Updated: 10-11-06, Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes the most offensive thing you can say is "no offense."

WINNER TAKES OIL

2006-09-01T16:51:17-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,702, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!

ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins

2006-08-18T19:29:04-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,749, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-18-06, Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

The complete manual to the various species of ice cubes, their sinister tactics, and how to avoid them. If you've ever experienced drink on your pants due to shifting cubes, THIS IS A MUST READ! Crack the Ice Cubes and their harmful intentions.

Boris the Spider

2006-07-13T20:14:02-08:00

Author: Sting Ferdinand
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-13-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Pete seeks vengeance against the spider that gave him a concussion in his teen years.

Smoothie

2006-08-10T11:12:59-08:00

Author: Sting Ferdinand
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 930, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-10-06, Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

This is about the time I got stabbed with a harpoon.

The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection

2006-08-21T12:19:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 356, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.

Sketchy

2006-02-05T01:00:19-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,580, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.

A Chain Letter Tale

2006-09-04T19:49:35-08:00

Author: Orual
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-4-06, Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

The story of a chain letter turned real.

The SPAM Polka

2006-08-08T10:32:10-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Oompa everyone!

i'M bad at summaries

2006-09-11T16:47:10-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 39 Updated: 9-11-06, Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!

Darkness

2006-08-15T13:13:37-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 29 Updated: 8-15-06, Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

I take a stab at all the angsty, depressed prose writers who plague this dark humorless category.