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Death's Bride

2008-06-23T07:14:32-08:00

Author: LittleBookworm
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 9, Words: 25,204, Reviews: 268 Updated: 6-23-08, Published: 3-2-08
Status: In-Progress

“I am most commonly known as Death. And you…” He trailed off, his bloodshot eyes boring into mine, making me conscious of the fact that I was only wearing a fluffy pink towel. “You are my Bride.”

Dear Princess, Love, Your Prince

2008-02-17T19:02:46-08:00

Author: starbeamz2
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,248, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-17-08, Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

Adrienne's life is tidy and normal, just the way she likes it...until she starts receiving instant messages from PrinceCharming007. He is waiting for her to find him, and, despite herself, she is drawn into the mystery, determined to solve it...

If We Were A Movie

2008-04-02T11:23:33-08:00

Author: MsKelly
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 25, Words: 90,665, Reviews: 117 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

I was always just one of the Jamison triplets. Don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing to be, but at some point in life you have to branch out and become your own man. The interesting part is what happens in life that gets you there, or in my case, who

Results May Vary

2008-07-23T13:00:59-08:00

Author: TurtleGoddess
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 19,303, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to A Little Bit Crazy. Christine finally has a chance with a guy - albeit one whose dog almost killed her, but it's still something. So why won't her immature friend Evan and arrogant former crush Jack stop meddling in her love life?

The Road to Insanity

2008-07-02T16:33:43-08:00

Author: TurtleGoddess
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 42,695, Reviews: 134 Updated: 7-2-08, Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Going on a road trip across the USA in an RV with two hot guys should be fun, right? Haha, guess again. One of said hot guys is an awkwardly nerdy genius, and the other is a cold hearted, jerk of a girl hater. And my insane family is here. Joy. ON HIATUS.

Fortunately Yours

2007-01-20T14:40:43-08:00

Author: TurtleGoddess
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,089, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-20-07, Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Emma, a Chinese food addict, has always believed in her fortune cookie's messages because they have a strange habit of coming true. So what happens when she gets a fortune that means she'll find her true love, even if it's not who she thinks? ONE-SHOT.

A Little Bit Crazy

2008-07-11T10:16:27-08:00

Author: TurtleGoddess
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 63,912, Reviews: 380 Updated: 7-11-08, Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

Carrie had enough problems to deal with, like her status as a nerdy bookworm, her snobby relatives, and her crazy Italian boss. The attention of the mysteriously flirtatious Seth was a complication she didn't need...or so she thought. COMPLETE!

An Old Family Friend

2008-01-21T20:10:13-08:00

Author: lil.miss.sammi
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 30, Words: 63,045, Reviews: 638 Updated: 1-21-08, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

OK, I admit it. I'm in love with him... my Mum's best friend's son! Bad right? Worse. He's come to stay at my house for an entire month! And it doesn't help that he's an arrogant ass or the fact that my stepsister wants him too... Save me? R&R please!

Don't Make A Scene

2008-01-26T16:09:08-08:00

Author: SamanthaNicole
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 19, Words: 90,404, Reviews: 749 Updated: 1-26-08, Published: 9-20-07
Status: Complete

There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.

Seven Minutes in Heaven

2008-04-23T18:23:16-08:00

Author: SamanthaNicole
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,195, Reviews: 77 Updated: 4-23-08, Published: 4-23-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.

A Starter Boyfriend

2008-06-24T14:30:19-08:00

Author: Tatiana Moore
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 21, Words: 146,453, Reviews: 935 Updated: 6-24-08, Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

Zoe has never had a boyfriend. She reluctantly agrees to try a starter boyfriend to teach her the ropes. This temporary situation changes as Zoe finds herself falling in love and she thinks Colton may be falling too. Will Zoe lose her greatest teacher?

Pick a Phobia

2008-01-10T09:52:17-08:00

Author: simonexsays
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,493, Reviews: 43 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

She had just about every phobia known to man. Alektorophobia, chorophobia, mycophobia, metrophobia, peladophobia, russophobia... the list went on and on. But there was one phobia she sure didn't have. ONESHOT.

Once Upon a One Night Stand

2008-06-21T21:19:55-08:00

Author: simonexsays
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 31, Words: 121,145, Reviews: 1874 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

REWRITE! One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy ever since sixth grade? That’s even worse.

The Encounter

2008-02-18T17:42:18-08:00

Author: DancingChaChaFruit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-18-08, Published: 2-18-08
Status: Complete

“He keeps talking to you, and you flash him your irresistible smile. Your eyes are on his face. His eyes are on yours.” A guy hits on you. What about your friends? Very short oneshot.

My Undetected Canoodling

2007-12-29T13:29:57-08:00

Author: Analytical Calico
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 52,150, Reviews: 538 Updated: 12-29-07, Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...

The Champagne Gang

2008-07-02T05:06:27-08:00

Author: punkturnedwriter
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 22, Words: 139,106, Reviews: 1696 Updated: 7-2-08, Published: 6-18-06
Status: In-Progress

The hottest, most popular guy in school wants to date plain old ME. Sounds perfect - until I meet his secretive, mysoginistic asshole of a best friend. "Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

Why Not to Date a Greek God

2007-12-31T10:45:55-08:00

Author: DancingChaChaFruit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,898, Reviews: 79 Updated: 12-31-07, Published: 12-31-07
Status: Complete

It’s funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. [Oneshot, SKoW Challenge Response]

Snuck up on Me

2007-06-22T18:44:20-08:00

Author: Imaginary Parachute
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,255, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-22-07, Published: 6-22-07
Status: Complete

[PREQUEL and ONESHOT] He's going to make a declaration. She's not making it easy on him, but it's not her fault. Really, she doesn't even know he's there, and she won't until he sneaks up and scares the bejesus out of her.

Bookstore

2007-02-25T20:47:49-08:00

Author: Imaginary Parachute
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,420, Reviews: 111 Updated: 2-25-07, Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.

Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World!

2007-06-29T17:15:17-08:00

Author: Imaginary Parachute
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,138, Reviews: 174 Updated: 6-29-07, Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

Three Little Words

2007-07-14T21:54:25-08:00

Author: Myrika
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,511, Reviews: 168 Updated: 7-14-07, Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. [ONE SHOT]

Visions of You

2007-09-29T12:23:12-08:00

Author: JD Allen
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 31, Words: 152,721, Reviews: 480 Updated: 9-29-07, Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

Chasing Mathesons book 1: So I kept having these dreams. These dreams about this amazing guy who completely adored me. Only to wake up alone because he didn't exist. Then he walked into my coffee shop one day and things just got cooler...and weirder

Good Girls Don't Play with Fire

2006-07-30T21:17:44-08:00

Author: adio kalinihta
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,132, Reviews: 106 Updated: 7-30-06, Published: 7-30-06
Status: Complete

Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.

Of Boundaries and Pranks: A Love Story

2007-07-04T08:03:12-08:00

Author: PeculiarMuse
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,364, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-4-07, Published: 2-27-07
Status: Complete

What’s a guy to do when being friends is just not enough anymore? Be confused and notice things he never did before, that’s what. And hope it will soon end, so his life would make sense again. Sadly, life’s not cooperating. Complete.

The Converse Wearing Fiend

2007-08-08T06:48:40-08:00

Author: smudged lines
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 21 Updated: 8-8-07, Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

Then I saw your shoes your trademark bright orange converses. Only you would dare to pull a stunt like that while wearing such an appallingly loud colour. [oneshot]

AnneBerlin

2007-10-09T07:01:26-08:00

Author: smudged lines
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 19 Updated: 10-9-07, Published: 10-9-07
Status: Complete

The Prat. He'd written a song about me. He thought it was inspired.

All Play and No Work

2007-10-02T14:03:11-08:00

Author: twitched
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 25, Words: 99,237, Reviews: 1135 Updated: 10-2-07, Published: 3-28-04
Status: Complete

Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?

Does This Make You Uncomfortable?

2007-10-29T17:44:34-08:00

Author: DancingChaChaFruit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,468, Reviews: 143 Updated: 10-29-07, Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. “Does this make you uncomfortable?” He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. “You'll have to try harder than that.” It's funny what games become. [Oneshot]

Draw Me A Picture

2008-07-19T09:57:30-08:00

Author: Forest of Lorien
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 51,985, Reviews: 376 Updated: 7-19-08, Published: 9-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Jobless & alone, Stanford grad Michelle sells pen and ink drawings on a midtown Manhattan street corner to stay alive. Lonely, she draws the portrait of a handsome, British stranger whom walks by her each day. He sees it... so does his mum. A sweet story.

Six Weeks With Satan

2008-06-21T22:33:53-08:00

Author: woodstock1969
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 20, Words: 126,142, Reviews: 582 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

Emery & Me

2007-12-24T07:21:41-08:00

Author: In.the.Wardrobe
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 73,784, Reviews: 887 Updated: 12-24-07, Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]

Kiss Me, Kate

2007-06-10T10:20:10-08:00

Author: Mad for Figs
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 26,355, Reviews: 144 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 4-21-07
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.

Smooth Move

2007-08-10T09:56:08-08:00

Author: DancingChaChaFruit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 23, Words: 119,679, Reviews: 1158 Updated: 8-10-07, Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

Fin I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

Fateful Friday

2007-01-10T20:13:35-08:00

Author: DancingChaChaFruit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 20, Words: 103,965, Reviews: 767 Updated: 1-10-07, Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

[Complete] It’s not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.

Selfish People

2006-08-09T13:11:27-08:00

Author: NiceShoesLetsFcuk
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 26,291, Reviews: 119 Updated: 8-9-06, Published: 3-5-06
Status: Complete

Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.

Chemistry

2008-01-27T07:32:25-08:00

Author: stroke in a can
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 39, Words: 103,848, Reviews: 1340 Updated: 1-27-08, Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

Complete// He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?

A Love of Lines

2007-04-06T11:48:13-08:00

Author: Blazing-moon
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,048, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-6-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

It was probably a love of lines that drew her to him. The way his body connected, wrist to neck, hip through shoulder, encased him slim patterns that were mathematical when he sat and near alien when he moved.

The Difference Between You and Me

2008-07-19T13:13:51-08:00

Author: QueenofRoses
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 48, Words: 229,145, Reviews: 610 Updated: 7-19-08, Published: 7-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Eryn wanted to play on the soccer team at her school. Dom wants to make sure that no girl, especially THAT girl makes it on his team. Can't they all just get along? What kind of story would that be?

Chemical Games

2007-03-26T13:25:31-08:00

Author: Tatiana Moore
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 16, Words: 77,898, Reviews: 332 Updated: 3-26-07, Published: 2-6-07
Status: Complete

[Complete] When Kaylie Jacob, a pretty science nerd, meets Isaiah Clark, a star athlete and a genius, sparks fly. When Isaiah learns that Kaylie doesn't like jocks, he hides who he really is. Can he keep his secret without hurting her? R&R! Thanks!

Plans And Distractions

2007-05-03T15:34:19-08:00

Author: smudged lines
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 22, Words: 79,052, Reviews: 676 Updated: 5-3-07, Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

The school's golden boy sought me out for a favour. You just don't say 'no' to the school's most popular guy.But he never told me i had to deal with his best friend too. [full updated summary in profile]

Want, Take, Have

2007-02-11T00:06:34-08:00

Author: SouledChampion
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 29, Words: 171,319, Reviews: 1722 Updated: 2-11-07, Published: 8-8-05
Status: In-Progress

ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved

Swish

2007-10-30T04:11:09-08:00

Author: lovelyhead
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 108,534, Reviews: 2066 Updated: 10-30-07, Published: 7-23-05
Status: Complete

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

You Know What They Say

2005-06-13T17:05:34-08:00

Author: S-17-Drama-Queen
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 45,025, Reviews: 119 Updated: 6-13-05, Published: 3-16-05
Status: Complete

A glimpse into the life of a girl who has to have her first kiss - onstage.

Subtle Changes

2007-05-28T13:50:46-08:00

Author: SimplyPink
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 21, Words: 63,339, Reviews: 383 Updated: 5-28-07, Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.

Second Hand Soda

2007-12-22T09:00:11-08:00

Author: Jmarit17
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 58,067, Reviews: 1517 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 9-14-05
Status: In-Progress

You shouldn't drink when watching comedies. Beacuse you might spit your drink out on the person in front of you when you laugh. And that person just might happen to be Mr. Popularity himself. This can't be good.

Samantha

2008-05-29T02:19:17-08:00

Author: Mystified
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 38, Words: 86,457, Reviews: 2829 Updated: 5-29-08, Published: 12-21-02
Status: Complete

Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.

Long Time Coming formerly Living With Cameron

2006-09-16T23:38:00-08:00

Author: Jueee
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 79,477, Reviews: 382 Updated: 9-16-06, Published: 9-30-03
Status: Complete

COMPLETE with redone first chapter. Anyway, about two people who's lives gradually intertwine while under the same roof, who's improbable friendship grows into something more, something incredible...It's sorta my baby, hope yuo like it. r&r!

Not for Me

2007-09-07T17:58:15-08:00

Author: tickledblue
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 30, Words: 154,279, Reviews: 4166 Updated: 9-7-07, Published: 6-22-04
Status: In-Progress

FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.

Luka & Shoe

2008-03-25T20:33:14-08:00

Author: King Patch
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 93,175, Reviews: 519 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 1-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Falling in love with your best friend is simply not done –unless you're both doing it.“Would I terribly hurt your feelings if I knocked you onto the bed and kissed you?” Luka asks. “I am rather jetlagged,” I say doubtfully. Ch17: Snuggling Troubles!

Kill the Messenger

2005-08-06T17:00:14-08:00

Author: That Heather Chick
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 18, Words: 71,050, Reviews: 155 Updated: 8-6-05, Published: 5-25-05
Status: Complete

The girl: Cambria. Ready to leave for college with no obligations. The guy: Steven. Basking in his popularity and future football career. The matchmaker: Trace. the charming brainiac expected to push these two together. The problem: Love is unpredictable.