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Six Inches Under

2009-12-01T17:01:25-08:00

Author: dreams of rain
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

a funy mock apology writen about a pet

Founding of Rome

2009-12-01T16:26:27-08:00

Author: dreams of rain
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

a short limerik i wrote some time ago about rome

a good read

2009-12-01T16:11:12-08:00

Author: tonight we storm
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

I found her buried

Things I Like

2009-12-01T13:52:07-08:00

Author: SonOfPhoenix
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

A short playful poem about things I like

Muffins' Song: Part 2

2009-12-01T13:20:53-08:00

Author: Lovely Symphony
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

A silly, yet meaningful song created for a friend.

Muffins' Song: Part 1

2009-12-01T13:19:11-08:00

Author: Lovely Symphony
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-1-09, Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

A silly, yet meaningful song created for a friend.

Modern Beauty Pt 1

2009-11-30T21:38:37-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 285, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-30-09, Published: 11-29-09
Status: In-Progress

Is modern beauty really even modern? And how is beauty displayed? I think this will be the start of a new series of poems to satirize modern definitions of beauty.

We Want You As A New Recruit

2009-11-30T17:23:32-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-30-09, Published: 11-30-09
Status: In-Progress

We Want You As A New Recruit

The Quest

2009-11-30T14:23:27-08:00

Author: whitefairy24601
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-30-09, Published: 11-30-09
Status: Complete

Two characters get into a heated conversation on the meaning of a quest. So what is a quest?

First Snow

2009-11-30T12:56:41-08:00

Author: Samurai-Soldier
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-30-09, Published: 11-30-09
Status: Complete

There's finally snow outside! Awesome! Wake me up when it isn't FIVE IN THE FRICKEN' MORNING!

Killing Time

2009-11-29T13:34:25-08:00

Author: Whisper on the Lips
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-29-09, Published: 11-29-09
Status: Complete

I've killed time

Round

2009-11-28T19:30:36-08:00

Author: Love Frog
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-28-09, Published: 11-28-09
Status: Complete

My cat is fat and looks like the moon.

Richarzard

2009-11-27T22:15:26-08:00

Author: Reverend Zombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-27-09, Published: 11-27-09
Status: In-Progress

For The Dray

Pledge Curse

2009-11-26T21:41:33-08:00

Author: Kathryn Stroude
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

Another assignment: to write a curse or a blessing. I decided to curse the loud and obnoxious sorority pledges who liked to frequent the dormitory halls at my alma mater.

The Corset Poem

2009-11-26T21:23:08-08:00

Author: Kathryn Stroude
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

A silly, cynical poem I wrote when I was in community college and so many girls with the infamous "muffin top" insisted on coming to school in midriff shirts and camis. Yeah, if you are one of those girls, this one's for you.

What Is It That You Do?

2009-11-26T18:55:58-08:00

Author: DarkLadyAri
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

Dear Mr. Safety pin What is it that you do?---- They have purposes too But let me ask you something What is it that you do?

140 Characters 2: Return of the Tweet

2009-11-26T09:29:46-08:00

Author: Come2Me
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

Response to '140 Characters' by Aeternus Temporal. She said, "How meaningful can something be in 140 characters?" You tell me.

140 Characters

2009-11-25T21:35:59-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

What's 140 characters long and absolutely pointless? This poem or... everything broadcasted on twitter?

Facebook is Totally Awesome

2009-11-25T21:17:59-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 811, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a satire on Facebook and those who use Facebook. Revised version includes Twilight references! ZOMG! Along with twitter and google...

I'm Sorry I'm A Whore

2009-11-25T10:20:23-08:00

Author: becky4freedm
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

I'm not, this just came to my mind and i wrote it

An Ode to Me

2009-11-25T05:23:18-08:00

Author: Doubleminx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

An obnoxious girl bragging about her perfect life, with a twist! Like most other up and coming writers/poets, this is a poem written for English class a few years back.

Ummm Beans

2009-11-24T19:14:20-08:00

Author: OnceRemembered-OnceForgotten
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: Complete

I weird poem I wrote to pass the time during lunch...

Ode to my Red Pen

2009-11-24T15:46:31-08:00

Author: Mandyla
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 303, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Written as an assignment for English class: The most frightening tool in journalism is the red pen. The bond between an editor and his or her red pen is a special one, and that is exactly what this ode is about. . .if a little exaggerated.

Me

2009-11-24T15:42:08-08:00

Author: The Fish Slapping Dance
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: Complete

Yeah, that's me

4 Arms Good, 2 Legs Bad

2009-11-23T15:44:41-08:00

Author: xxTunstall Chickxx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

There is a stirring in the toy store. Whispers of rebellion. Society seen through the eyes of a child. Hail Comrades, let the revolution begin. --xxTunstall Chickxx

Short 'n' Sweet

2009-11-23T10:17:43-08:00

Author: Xamira Gray
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

My entry to the Poetry Contest of Nov. 09' on Kh-vids. " This month's theme is "Short and Sweet". Write as much as you can in five lines or less. Sounds tricky? Try your best." Here's the result.

150 Things Bo's isn't allowed to do

2009-11-23T06:24:47-08:00

Author: PirateBo
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,627, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Funny idea. 150 things Bo has been told she isn't allowed to do. 7. Answering questions about what she is doing with "reading porn" is not a good idea 37. Bo can't boycott time

Randomness

2009-11-22T14:04:13-08:00

Author: Sadie Nightshade
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-22-09
Status: In-Progress

it's random and it doesn't make sense Rate if you like it and please i'm open to commentary! peace

Autumn

2009-11-22T09:39:34-08:00

Author: TigerLily98
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-22-09
Status: In-Progress

In honor of this fine season, here is a parody of War's song, "Summer".

Hats Off To You

2009-11-21T22:54:19-08:00

Author: Stuart Camenson
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: Complete

Stuff that I rather dislike.

New Moon Or The Epoch Of My Life

2009-11-21T18:19:50-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: In-Progress

New Moon Or The Epoch Of My Life

When I grow up

2009-11-19T23:38:45-08:00

Author: Crazier
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Iam not telling you anything partly cos I suck at summary writing and partly cos I want u to find out for yourself.Reveiws are more than welcome!

Half Down

2009-11-19T18:35:29-08:00

Author: Aether Lupine
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Based on a conversation I heard in the dining hall

Thanksgiving Advice

2009-11-19T13:26:24-08:00

Author: nickyO
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

This is tongue-in-cheek. Don't take this advice, it's just more holiday silliness from someone who hasn't gotten alot of sleep and obviously has too much time on her hands.

Microwave Popcorn

2009-11-19T09:19:51-08:00

Author: dancingpaws
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

This actually happened to me! R&R! xx

Acronyms, the Ultimate Time Saver

2009-11-19T08:18:30-08:00

Author: sweetest tangerine
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

We're letting technology get the best of us and we know it.

My Dear Watsons:

2009-11-19T06:32:56-08:00

Author: nickyO
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

I also toyed with the title "Evening Govenor" and "Interrobang", Here's to hoping I made the right choice.

Ode To the B11

2009-11-18T17:29:34-08:00

Author: Come2Me
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: Complete

Feels like its been an hour of me waiting in this spot/ And watching cars go by like melted butter/ Lips forming silent prayer because Im really not/ Patient at all. Here’s what I mutter.

Little Miss Mannequin

2009-11-18T17:24:05-08:00

Author: Come2Me
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: Complete

A little more plastic, a little less skin, one more operation and she'll be a mannequin.

What a puppy!

2009-11-17T23:25:53-08:00

Author: Candy Dandy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 26, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

This was my first ever limerick.

The Slang Rap

2009-11-17T19:06:05-08:00

Author: Spurlunk
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

It's a rap. About slang. Enjoy.

For Wiley Coyote

2009-11-17T16:29:21-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: In-Progress

For Wiley Coyote

Super Duper Can't Believe It Fits On Paper Poem

2009-11-17T12:43:09-08:00

Author: Lovely Symphony
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

Read on!

Start Up My Yacht

2009-11-16T13:08:22-08:00

Author: TigerLily98
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-16-09, Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

In honor of "Rock My World" and its hilarious escapades as well as the "Queen's Cup", which is also known as the Americas' Cup. Rated 'T' for some language and mention of 'partying'.

It's An Awful Acid Trip Small World parody

2009-11-16T08:25:44-08:00

Author: That Crazy Diamond
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-16-09, Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

The title says it all :D

What Am I?

2009-11-15T21:41:15-08:00

Author: Skarlet P. Rhapsody
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

Guess! Written on 7/29/09 for a summer library creative writing workshop.

In Toe and Chain

2009-11-15T21:34:28-08:00

Author: milkthepanda
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

Socks are the epitome of all evil. In contrast with "Good For Your Sole". 189 words.

Good For Your Sole

2009-11-15T21:29:44-08:00

Author: milkthepanda
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

Why socks are our friends. Contrast with 'In Toe and Chain'. 179 words.

Mine Doesn't

2009-11-15T20:16:12-08:00

Author: Nightmare In Alaynaville
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

R&R

The Lamp

2009-11-15T17:31:30-08:00

Author: BeTrueToThyself
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

About a lamp, of course. Read to find out more.

A Pony's Manifesto

2009-11-15T16:28:05-08:00

Author: TheSheTiger
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

Evil Shetland ponies! They really are out to get your children...

Poetry Blocked

2009-11-15T14:49:59-08:00

Author: YoungNovelist
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

A poem written a few days before my anthology was due.

Death by Means of Cheese

2009-11-14T11:38:28-08:00

Author: PrinceSeamus
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 11-14-09
Status: Complete

In an easy rhyming poem you read how things could all end with cheese. Some topic that would not usual have been chosen, abnormal even. But here it was selected and written during a time or pure boredom. Enjoy.

Fishie Lamp

2009-11-13T19:57:34-08:00

Author: PonderingDreamer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

My knight! You're my shining knight! What are you exactly, honey? A lamp. ;D Inspired by MandiiCandy. w His buddies died as well. D

Ocean Dreams

2009-11-13T19:37:03-08:00

Author: bella07
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Little black bouncy bugs dance in the garden like monkeys....

Plate Of Freshness

2009-11-12T21:18:22-08:00

Author: gcpdguy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Something of a sugar rush

The Sad Lion

2009-11-12T21:12:08-08:00

Author: gcpdguy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Ba-da ba ba baaa...

Desk Lamp

2009-11-12T20:56:29-08:00

Author: MandiCandy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Oh how I love my desklamp!

Another Crazy Day

2009-11-12T15:47:25-08:00

Author: JoviChi
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Another crazy day... why me?

Nice Knowing You

2009-11-12T09:08:18-08:00

Author: IrockU
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Ever have a really mean ex boyfriend? Well here's one way to get rid of the little nusance

Lil Lion

2009-11-11T20:30:04-08:00

Author: walcott
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

animal crackers.

Tom Swifty

2009-11-11T18:24:10-08:00

Author: Sydnee Adele
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

Supposed to write a pun poem for Creative Writing. I hate puns, so I just did a poem of Tom Swifties, I guess we'll see how it goes over.

Woe Is Me, I Mean, I

2009-11-11T18:20:20-08:00

Author: Sydnee Adele
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

Supposed to write a pun poem for Creative Writing. I hate puns, so I just did a poem on misusage of grammar... we'll see how it goes over.

Kiwi Pie

2009-11-11T08:25:34-08:00

Author: Chasmira
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

So about cheese wedges," Said I while trimming hedges, Then went I to find Samuel, Who was riding on a mule. "What think you of cheese?" I asked, and he said, "Please, Of cheese I've had my fill, For, you see, it makes me quite ill."

have a break

2009-11-10T00:02:24-08:00

Author: runningintriangles
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

Poetry about chocolates.

Bite Your Lip

2009-11-09T20:45:14-08:00

Author: metal tokie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

I wrote this in Spanish Class......Thats all I have to say.....and review.....please....

Thy Golden Hair

2009-11-09T20:15:09-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 224, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

It was pretty, but prettier in flames. 2 chapters included with an alternate line ending.

Canceled Gossip Girls Episode Or 3some

2009-11-09T19:33:56-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Canceled Gossip Girls Episode Or 3some

Addicted

2009-11-09T15:41:28-08:00

Author: Raivyn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

It seems like a cheesy love poem until you get to the end. You should read it. Aren't I persuasive?

Ten PM Sunday

2009-11-09T15:20:52-08:00

Author: whatif2223
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

or, Why I'm Failing English

Monsters!

2009-11-09T11:45:03-08:00

Author: Josh Rittenhouse
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

What are those things in that dark corner? Monsters!

In This Realm of Math

2009-11-09T09:25:09-08:00

Author: mysteriousperson
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

My Algebra tacher was late for class one day, so I wrote this little diddy. It's not very serious, so reviews aren't all that important though I always love to know what people think of my writing! . Enjoy!

YUM!

2009-11-08T15:27:19-08:00

Author: shattered souls
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

My friends forced me to write my first non-emo poem.

Friends

2009-11-08T15:24:36-08:00

Author: shattered souls
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 43, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

a friends poem about the poem they forced me to write

When You Give A Kid A Cup Of Coffee

2009-11-08T13:38:27-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

A parody of When You Give A Moose A Muffin

Ok Computer

2009-11-08T13:13:40-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Ok Computer

Bob of Undead Persuasion

2009-11-06T18:09:46-08:00

Author: YoSafBridge
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

A Working class jerk gets the bite of a lifetime.

Pardon Me

2009-11-06T17:41:49-08:00

Author: YoSafBridge
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

Ode to a Vampire and his incredibly polite victim...in Sonnet form.

Roses Are Red

2009-11-06T12:32:46-08:00

Author: Incipient
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 142, Words: 2,125, Reviews: 86 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 4-27-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of a bunch of short funny, dramatic, and weird poems. It starts with roses are red... you know how it goes. Please read and enjoy! .:Millie and Sarah:. *Post: Chapter 142* I know there's a lot, so just skip to the ones you like.

Suicidal Kitty

2009-11-06T10:20:48-08:00

Author: MarilynMansonFreak
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

A kitten willing to sacrifice her soul for breaking her squeaky toy.

The Fish Who Questioned The Moon

2009-11-05T21:18:10-08:00

Author: Maranwe Telrunya
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

He wanted to know why the moon’s shifty eyes/Never quite met with his own/And if the glow was just a disguise/To hide a darkness unknown

We Sit Alone Together

2009-11-05T21:08:14-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Me an' my campfire.

Nanowrimo!

2009-11-05T17:04:31-08:00

Author: Darkkstarr
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 303, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

A little something I wrote to take a break from my own nano.

No Sequel

2009-11-05T10:59:05-08:00

Author: DJ Bunz
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

a normal school day gone array.

How to Be: A Donut

2009-11-05T10:01:44-08:00

Author: krissieXOXO
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

For my Creative Writing class. Prompt: write a poem about how to be something.

Heartbroken

2009-11-05T09:57:46-08:00

Author: krissieXOXO
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

For my Creative Writing class. Prompt: write a poem using a cliche in the literal sense.

Yes, I Will Exploit My Children

2009-11-04T17:15:29-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Don't you just love shows like John and Kate Plus 8? Those poor kids.

That Summer Night

2009-11-04T07:30:08-08:00

Author: realxdragonxfire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

It was a summer night. Cool, muggy, damp, The usual summer nights in Gates,

Ode to Technology

2009-11-03T13:41:55-08:00

Author: Moon Ribbons
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-3-09, Published: 11-3-09
Status: Complete

A poem which shows the dependence our culture has on technology today.

Pan

2009-11-02T20:15:49-08:00

Author: Aeternus Temporal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Just a fun little poem about having a "pipe off" with the god Pan.

A Trick or Treat Story

2009-11-02T15:31:49-08:00

Author: Written WriterXo
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Happy belated Halloween! For my creative writing class we had to write a poem or short story for Halloween. I decided to combine the two. Hope you enjoy!

Obsession

2009-11-01T18:52:57-08:00

Author: metal tokie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

i like pokemon............but only the old version....

Snowball

2009-11-01T10:08:32-08:00

Author: LaughSmile127
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Snow and spring.

The Angst of Losing the Lost

2009-11-01T09:18:25-08:00

Author: Kieto13
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

This was an assignment for my creative writing class. We were supposed to write the absolute worst poem possible. Please enjoy The Angst of Losing the Lost.

Roses Are Not Red

2009-11-01T08:14:48-08:00

Author: KeyLimePie14
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Poem. Roses are not red, violets are not blue...

Poison Candy

2009-10-31T14:03:44-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: In-Progress

For Halloween and all that candy I lost because it had poison in it.

O Desperate Poet

2009-10-30T15:09:37-08:00

Author: Marivan
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

An Elizabethan Sonnet.

A Most Unpleasant Journey

2009-10-30T13:46:32-08:00

Author: elixiress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Cupcakes for anyone who guessed where I wrote this BEFORE reaching the ending! heehee. The title speaks for itself.

Three Random Lil' Poems!

2009-10-28T02:39:12-08:00

Author: Alya34M
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

These are poems about a. a rubber buck, b. sitting in the dark and c.'fashion'. Enjoy as best you can and plz R&R!

What fault to be found?

2009-10-27T21:18:51-08:00

Author: Sthrissa
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 4-15-08
Status: Complete

Ode to Mary Sue. Contains innuendo.

Paper People

2009-10-27T03:12:52-08:00

Author: Vandylia
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

About a letter. Summary: read it. nuff said. Source: popped in my memory somewhere between lunch and tea-time during which time I was forced to compose a letter to someone I hardly knew

Boy Bands of the 90s

2009-10-24T19:12:30-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Boy Bands of the 90s

Powdered Doughnut

2009-10-23T18:52:58-08:00

Author: One Tough Cookie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

Someone brought dougnuts today, and this is what I observed about the powdered one. Poor thing.

Whatever You Do

2009-10-22T19:14:11-08:00

Author: gabijathepoet
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-22-09, Published: 10-22-09
Status: Complete

Whatever you do, don't eat the cheese. *Read for a quick chuckle or so, then just review and go with the flow.*

Lost to the Cool People

2009-10-22T14:14:41-08:00

Author: mamorel
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-22-09, Published: 10-22-09
Status: Complete

An old emo-ish poem I found while riffling through some old notebooks.

The Plight of the Bumblebee

2009-10-21T13:39:17-08:00

Author: kamburger
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-21-09, Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

The life of a worker bee isn't so easy.

The Woes of A Writer

2009-10-20T19:33:41-08:00

Author: opposites-can-and-WILL-attract
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-20-09, Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

In the life of a FictionPress writer, there are some days that just plain suck. Disclaimer: I don't own Norton Security .

All the Crap in my Head

2009-10-20T12:50:21-08:00

Author: lenaleelover13
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-20-09, Published: 10-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Just the random rantings of a teenager... dont worry I'm no Shakespeare!

My Very First Dance

2009-10-19T22:07:42-08:00

Author: ParaibaTourmaline
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-09, Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

A humorous poem about a first dance. Enjoy.

On the Subject of Parasites

2009-10-19T13:39:13-08:00

Author: Samurai-Soldier
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-09, Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

I'm finding my interest in parasites as a poetic medium is becoming increasingly strong, almost as if they're control...no, they coudn't be...could they?

An Ode To A Staple

2009-10-17T17:40:46-08:00

Author: seraphims
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-17-09, Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

The significance of the otherwise insignificant staple :D

Empty

2009-10-17T09:18:27-08:00

Author: ComaVampure
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-17-09, Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

A humorous poem I wrote while I was supposed to be writing another poem. Don't jump to conclusions on what it's about until you're completely done reading it. Enjoy!

I Live Free, and Fall Hard

2009-10-16T09:04:01-08:00

Author: IrockU
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-16-09, Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

It's beautiful from this height. Perfect for a day of flight. You should know this wont end well. And for now, everything is swell. Not anything about the movie.

My Depression

2009-10-16T07:54:37-08:00

Author: Ariatina
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-16-09, Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

Satire about losing the internet...

Yet Another Reason Women Are Smarter Than Men Or G

2009-10-15T17:18:59-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-15-09, Published: 10-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Yet Another Reason Women Are Smarter Than Men Or Gross

Washin' In the Tub

2009-10-15T15:35:40-08:00

Author: TigerLily98
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-15-09, Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Parody of "Hangin' In the Club" with some somewhat sexual lyrics

I'm Like a Blonde

2009-10-15T15:34:27-08:00

Author: TigerLily98
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-15-09, Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Parody of Nelly Furtado's "I'm Like A Bird"

Hannah Montana Comes To Town

2009-10-15T13:43:03-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-15-09, Published: 10-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Jeez, could it be Hannah Montana Comes To Town?

Barbie Wanna A Be

2009-10-15T07:33:25-08:00

Author: paw07
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-15-09, Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

I want to be Barbie ... but not for the reasons you think.

The Emotional Railey Sisters

2009-10-14T16:25:41-08:00

Author: FictionismyGame
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-14-09, Published: 10-14-09
Status: In-Progress

So this is a silly poem I did in sixth grade and though it's a little stupid, I love it so I'm not going to change it. Enjoy!

Curiosity

2009-10-14T08:53:52-08:00

Author: steffxnie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-14-09, Published: 10-14-09
Status: Complete

To seek, to discover the truth... Well, it killed the cat.

Harsh Economic Times

2009-10-13T14:16:21-08:00

Author: Misstress Nicole
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 29, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-13-09, Published: 10-13-09
Status: Complete

I thought I'd try a limerick and what better topic to write on?

He's Not Staring Because You're Hot

2009-10-12T20:53:28-08:00

Author: XxlirxX
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-12-09, Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

This is to all the girls out there who are full of themselves, and think that everyone stares at them to admire their outer "beauty."

A Limerick

2009-10-12T19:18:09-08:00

Author: Overwhelming Sorrow
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-12-09, Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

A short and sweet limerick.

I'm a pervert

2009-10-12T18:47:54-08:00

Author: treebird
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 43, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-12-09, Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

Twas An October Monday

2009-10-12T12:37:54-08:00

Author: LadyReaderofBooks
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-12-09, Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

Twas an October Monday, when all through the house No one creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The tissues were placed in the corners with care, In hopes that they soon would be unneeded there....

At Sea You See

2009-10-11T21:13:27-08:00

Author: Nightmare-Inc.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-11-09, Published: 10-11-09
Status: Complete

At sea... Ya' see?

Attempt

2009-10-11T12:36:05-08:00

Author: The Mirthful Misfit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-11-09, Published: 10-11-09
Status: Complete

I wrote this this morning. I hope you appreciate all the hard work I put into it *hint*hint*. ;

Random Poems

2009-10-10T17:13:13-08:00

Author: Hobbit4Lyfe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 162, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-10-09, Published: 10-10-09
Status: Complete

These are some random poems I wrote a long time ago. Some of the later ones were co-written by my sister. They seem strange, but they were our first attempts at writing poetry. No, we weren't high or drunk writing them, just really young. Please review.

The Fisherman and the Whale

2009-10-10T15:13:55-08:00

Author: koolkat104
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-10-09, Published: 10-10-09
Status: Complete

There was a poetry contest at school, and your poem could be published in a book called Midnight Song if you were picked. Surprisingly, this little cute thing that I wrote made it in. It was written two years ago, when I was in grade 8. Please Review

A Limrick of Dreaming

2009-10-09T16:02:51-08:00

Author: Mister Miserable
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-9-09, Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

Just a silly little thing I came up with one morning.

Deaf or Blind?

2009-10-07T21:06:54-08:00

Author: Green Nebula4
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-7-09, Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

A man searched for someone to trick, and then he met a girl, but he did not expect something surprisingly from her.

Crocodiles Under The Bed

2009-10-07T20:53:39-08:00

Author: Jazzy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-7-09, Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

A bedtime story

The Cheerful Poem

2009-10-07T18:26:45-08:00

Author: orlandoluver2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-7-09, Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

A short little poem I made on the spot that I like. It's a nonsense poem FYI.

Birthday Poem

2009-10-06T20:02:25-08:00

Author: t-t-t-ouch.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

For a freind, only two requirements: Must include the word, laureate, and Stitch.

Performing Diva

2009-10-06T19:00:21-08:00

Author: LiL'WaRrEn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Creative writing project again lol about Vogueing

LongPig

2009-10-06T17:51:07-08:00

Author: paw07
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

A poem about long pig. Come have some.

Pop

2009-10-06T17:41:30-08:00

Author: paw07
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

Poem about pop.

Inspiration

2009-10-06T13:39:42-08:00

Author: Orange Oxymoron
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

My lack of, is.

The Epic Poem of Sir Robert the Balding

2009-10-06T13:39:34-08:00

Author: Tainted Shadow
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

I was really bored

A Torment Unresolved

2009-10-06T10:18:12-08:00

Author: Xx-Angel-of-Shadows-xX
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 233, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

Ah, what suffering we go through. This is surely one of the worst! R&R!

For You My Patient Reader!

2009-10-04T19:39:40-08:00

Author: Alessdrine Bria
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-4-09, Published: 10-4-09
Status: In-Progress

I have been sick with the flu and this is what pharmasutical drugs have done for me...

Spaghetti

2009-10-03T23:20:51-08:00

Author: Boredomkills13
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-3-09, Published: 10-3-09
Status: Complete

The few that survived couldn’t help it anymore, the smell was intoxicating and the taste was to adore, but something was missing

Poets

2009-10-03T15:28:47-08:00

Author: Bllatrx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-3-09, Published: 10-3-09
Status: Complete

Poets would make the best lovers...' she said." - A poem about POETS! A woman muses on the fact that poets are probably the best lovers, due to their innate passion and their ability to woo with their words...all while lying under her fat husband.

The Rock

2009-10-02T21:01:06-08:00

Author: Ai Miyazaki
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-2-09, Published: 10-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Rocks are more intense than you could ever imagine.

Rhymes With Yet

2009-10-02T20:11:41-08:00

Author: Alizah D'vorah
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-2-09, Published: 10-2-09
Status: Complete

being a teenager... BLAH

plagiarized

2009-10-02T19:38:54-08:00

Author: Amelia Narcissa Bolt
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-2-09, Published: 10-2-09
Status: Complete

Why was this plagiarized? No wait it wasn't...it wasn't. Really though, it wasn't.

AntiVampirism

2009-10-02T19:00:25-08:00

Author: Vixtan1
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-2-09, Published: 10-2-09
Status: Complete

Seriously though. PLEEEEASE STOOOOOOP! It's a CRIME! And please, review! Hardly anyone reviews my writing...its very unhelpful... If you read my other works please comment too!

The Dungeon Master

2009-10-01T09:52:14-08:00

Author: Naki-Taichou
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 19, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-1-09, Published: 10-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Beware, your actions have far reaching consequences

Demon d20

2009-09-30T20:25:23-08:00

Author: Naki-Taichou
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-30-09, Published: 9-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Stupid dice...they are cursed, I swear

Hunger

2009-09-30T12:30:29-08:00

Author: Orange Oxymoron
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-30-09, Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

A Pop-Tart is not enough to stop the hunger by Study Hall. Eat a hearty breakfast if you can.

Awful

2009-09-30T12:27:00-08:00

Author: Orange Oxymoron
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 47, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-30-09, Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

An accurate exaggeration of how I felt this morning.

Sun Glasses

2009-09-29T20:12:30-08:00

Author: gcpdguy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-29-09, Published: 9-29-09
Status: Complete

It takes some time, especially because of the birds

You Could Read From

2009-09-29T19:57:49-08:00

Author: gcpdguy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-29-09, Published: 9-29-09
Status: Complete

Nervously standing in a phone booth

Today I Had My Teeth Removed!

2009-09-29T09:30:29-08:00

Author: FalseExpectations
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-29-09, Published: 9-29-09
Status: In-Progress

My poem about how I feel about having my teeth removed at age 13, in the middle of secondary school...ouch.

I Didn't Kill Your Dog

2009-09-28T15:08:30-08:00

Author: mongo mania
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-28-09, Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

The family next door thinks I got rid of their dog.

Nutella

2009-09-27T20:08:10-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: Complete

A guy uses Nutella to pull him from depression.

Ode to Frosted Flakes

2009-09-27T18:02:30-08:00

Author: Simply Relative
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: Complete

Sweet and silly and absolutely delicious.

Days of the Hormones

2009-09-27T14:08:53-08:00

Author: Doxycide
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: Complete

Ever feel like no one understands the whole hormones deal?

Sleepy Little Elf

2009-09-27T12:08:00-08:00

Author: Emilie DeVere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: Complete

Childish imagination....

Alice

2009-09-27T06:11:40-08:00

Author: Pricilla Grey
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: Complete

Alice from Wonderland was really messed up... Warning: dark humour ahead.

Medium

2009-09-26T23:12:09-08:00

Author: LaLaLacey
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-26-09, Published: 9-26-09
Status: Complete

How many mediums can one person master?

My Randomly made POEM

2009-09-26T22:09:48-08:00

Author: LonelyScenery
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-26-09, Published: 9-26-09
Status: Complete

I DID THIS JUST FOR FUN HOPE IT BROUGHT YOUR FACE TO SMILE.

An Ode to Pencil Cases

2009-09-26T08:48:36-08:00

Author: BR3ATHING
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-26-09, Published: 9-26-09
Status: Complete

The ordinary object deserves appreciation.

ted and blue

2009-09-25T21:30:35-08:00

Author: missgeekgirl
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: Complete

A couple of silly, hopefully shel silverstein-esque drabble poems. Dang I loved his stuff when I was a kid.

LOFNOTC

2009-09-25T19:55:59-08:00

Author: AlmostUnclean
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-25-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: Complete

Just for funsies!

Ode to Writer's Block

2009-09-25T12:04:32-08:00

Author: Phoenix Star Bird
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: Complete

A poem dedicated to the writer's worst enemey

One people

2009-09-25T07:09:20-08:00

Author: ShadowInTheNight1
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: Complete

Just a song about my English teacher. It's funny, I think so at least. Give it a try and review please.

Mirage Island

2009-09-24T23:24:15-08:00

Author: Grate Oracle Lewot
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

A little poem for anyone who has ever had the displeasure of playing Pokemon Ruby or Sapphire.

Fool's Price

2009-09-24T17:14:32-08:00

Author: DianaLapin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

This is why you shouldn't rush, you never know what you have to live with

Nonsense

2009-09-24T17:06:21-08:00

Author: DianaLapin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Silly thoughts...aren't they fun?

Cindershamanama

2009-09-24T16:47:32-08:00

Author: queen-of-the-sand-castle
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 651, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Her name was Shamanama! /And she loved her bah-nah-nahs / Shamanama was, to say /not quite the prettiest girl of her day /She had hair like ginger hay /and her laugh sounded like a donkey's neigh--a fairytale with a catchy, amusing twist

I Am A Hardened Criminal

2009-09-24T16:11:38-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Sigh, i've done SO many bad things in my life. I should be locked up and thrown away. yes these are all real laws. so watch out bc you've all probably broken some too

Mr Fetus

2009-09-24T14:41:36-08:00

Author: Samurai-Soldier
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

I say that the embryo and fetus ARE alive when we conduct stem cell research on them! Here's the twist though, I DO support the research on them. Why? In war, we kill to kill; in this type of research, we kill to heal. Sounds much better doesn't it?

Son of a Gun

2009-09-24T12:10:17-08:00

Author: Orange Oxymoron
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-24-09, Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Slightly humorous, slightly serious. And I'm sure we all know a son of a gun.

Smart Women and Dumb Men In Love

2009-09-23T19:39:11-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-23-09, Published: 9-23-09
Status: In-Progress

In response to a reviewer's review. women are still smarter

Peacock

2009-09-23T15:46:22-08:00

Author: Efimia
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-23-09, Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

This is for my Lit teacher. Yes I still hate you and wonder how you got your job.

Ode to a Cigarette

2009-09-23T09:53:43-08:00

Author: Breakanys
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-23-09, Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

Blissful little deathstick, darling little legal drug...

For The Man Mowing His Lawn At Five AM

2009-09-22T21:04:31-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-22-09, Published: 9-22-09
Status: In-Progress

For The Man Mowing His Lawn At Five AM

An Example Of Why Women Are Smarter Than Men

2009-09-22T20:57:10-08:00

Author: East-0f-Eden
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-22-09, Published: 9-22-09
Status: In-Progress

An Example Of Why Women Are Smarter Than Men

Warning

2009-09-22T18:45:30-08:00

Author: LadyReaderofBooks
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-22-09, Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

A poem based on Warning, By Jenny Joseph

For Everything

2009-09-22T13:05:53-08:00

Author: Orange Oxymoron
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-22-09, Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

For every swimmer there is a pool. I should've added that.

P Jamas!

2009-09-22T10:38:41-08:00

Author: BetsyFriday
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-22-09, Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

A poem written by my Mum. Please review it, or there would have been no point in writing it! All about the joys of coming home and watching TV.

My Enlightened Foot!

2009-09-21T17:23:33-08:00

Author: Queen of the Shadylands
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 2,902, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-21-09, Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.

Dice and Cards

2009-09-21T13:00:17-08:00

Author: Kiss Kiss Kitty
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-21-09, Published: 9-21-09
Status: Complete

The POV of a sexist pig. I'd always wondered what goes through their minds...

The Voyage of Charm and Starlight

2009-09-21T02:40:33-08:00

Author: Chip Douglas
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 1,937, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-21-09, Published: 9-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Brother and Sister washed up in heaven, taking a look around, and thinking back on the old life. Week 10: Let the Dead

Frankie the Finkler

2009-09-21T02:30:13-08:00

Author: Chip Douglas
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-21-09, Published: 9-21-09
Status: Complete

Frankie the Finkler really had to tinkle. A short project for my linguistics class. Enjoy!

A Smile

2009-09-20T18:42:38-08:00

Author: Killer Kylie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-20-09, Published: 9-20-09
Status: Complete

Just a piece about Vanessa Hudgens.

Impatience

2009-09-20T16:42:38-08:00

Author: Daisy's Quill
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-20-09, Published: 9-20-09
Status: Complete

I am not a patient person...

Little Dollie

2009-09-20T13:39:07-08:00

Author: Zoey Sohma
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-20-09, Published: 9-20-09
Status: Complete

Why must little girls base their images off of a little doll? Come on ladies, stand up! Please R&R. feedback is appreciated

If these walls could talk

2009-09-19T15:02:30-08:00

Author: EverGreenSun
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-19-09, Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

I want my fellow poets to get to know me, but since I'm busy, my room can tell you all about me!

dnalrednoW

2009-09-19T11:26:59-08:00

Author: Dragonfly Skies
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-19-09, Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

NOTE: This poem exists solely for the purpose of random rhyming. If you hate nonsensical jibber-jabber, then cover your nose and mouth and run from here as fast as you can and never comeback cause i don't want your flames. Everyone else, welcome!

sweet, sweet, sweet!

2009-09-18T11:00:51-08:00

Author: imaginatecherry2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-18-09, Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

Part of the HUMEROUS POEMS series...

Fun

2009-09-18T10:59:54-08:00

Author: imaginatecherry2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-18-09, Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

Part of the HUMEROUS POEMS series...

Food

2009-09-18T10:58:33-08:00

Author: imaginatecherry2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-18-09, Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

Part of the HUMEROUS POEMS series...

Boredom in silence

2009-09-18T10:21:58-08:00

Author: imaginatecherry2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-18-09, Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

Part of the CHEERLESS POEMS series...

The Fight

2009-09-17T13:19:02-08:00

Author: R.L Norton
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-17-09, Published: 9-17-09
Status: Complete

An amusing take on a break up.

Guilty Pleasure

2009-09-16T15:19:53-08:00

Author: wolfspectre
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-16-09, Published: 9-16-09
Status: Complete

This is as sexy as I get.

Poetic Ramblings of a Callous Teenager

2009-09-16T01:25:03-08:00

Author: Atracha Gin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-16-09, Published: 9-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Well, I got really bored and I started writing today. So I thought that maybe I'd post it even though it's quite weird. Maybe it'll be a compilation or something. But for now, please R&R. Constructive critism is appreciated but remember I'm rambling.

Suck It Up

2009-09-15T18:33:55-08:00

Author: fireborn19
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-15-09, Published: 9-15-09
Status: In-Progress

A random poem I conjured out of nowhere when I was EXTREMELY bored.