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Crazy is What Crazy do

2009-11-26T16:26:26-08:00

Author: Jayd Scarlett
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 15,582, Reviews: 64 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 8-29-09
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...

Some Random Oneshots

2009-11-26T15:55:47-08:00

Author: Red Okami Writer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: In-Progress

Just some random oneshots I thought up of while my mom was cooking. I don't know; are they good? Why don't you be the judge of that?

The Insanity of Teachers

2009-11-26T11:54:13-08:00

Author: totallyadopt23
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,181, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 3-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Everyone knows that teachers are usually a bit insane, but just how crazy can they actually be? Chapter Four, "Dreams": Algebra/Geometry class with Mrs. Foos also starring Mr. Kobylski, Mrs. Mobley, and Magister Fisher !

Robin at the Golf Masters

2009-11-26T11:05:29-08:00

Author: TigerKaty17
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: In-Progress

His life was boring, dull, non exciting....okay, you got the point. Then the phone rang and he was sucked into the world of Golf Masters, but who knew it was going to be like this, nemisis, compition and did you say a crocodile infeasted lake!

Henrietta the Racoon

2009-11-26T10:36:36-08:00

Author: Easy For You To Say
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,701, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

Stefan had a plan to help his little brother get over his irrisponsibility, maybe a pet would help him. Oh, but why oh why was he hitting on the petstore employees?

Bashing Leatherheads

2009-11-26T09:40:11-08:00

Author: Twelfth Night
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,262, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: In-Progress

The first time I met him was at his funeral. He was a cocky asshole, and I was being a spiteful bitch. He was a spoiled rotten celebrity and I was a football jock fallen from grace. You know, like all love stories. m/m slash

The workings of my almost mind

2009-11-26T08:20:31-08:00

Author: WolfletteMoon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,037, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Just some random drabbles. Kind of like an internet diary, whatever's on my mind at the time. Pointless, stupid and messed up, like my thoughts.

A Story Where Barely Anything Interesting Happens

2009-11-26T05:54:09-08:00

Author: Luke051
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,094, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: In-Progress

A comedy about a boy who lives sadly and painfully who then attempts suicide. Yes, you read that right.

Saving Barbie

2009-11-26T05:24:28-08:00

Author: JumpThenFall
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 4,355, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: In-Progress

This was an assignment for my college writing class. A tattoo artist, a mobster, and a garbage truck man/exotic dancer must save Barbie, who has been kidnapped and taken to Bangladesh.

Dora's Sombrero And The Holy Grail

2009-11-26T00:28:37-08:00

Author: I Read Your Diary
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,194, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 11-26-09
Status: In-Progress

Vincent, Charlie, and Angelica want a video game so badly that they'll do anything to get... How far will they go and is it really just for a video game? We all have hidden intentions behind our actions... Entry For Campanella Awards

Detective Me

2009-11-25T22:05:08-08:00

Author: Fairybrat
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,225, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: In-Progress

I'm a high school detective, and learning my lesson on snooping is proving to be a painful affair.

Randomness

2009-11-25T21:28:25-08:00

Author: Alyson Skye
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: ALYSON SKYE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA, CANCER, ELECTRIC BLACK OUTS, MEN IN PINK DRESSES,OR BRANGELINA YOU MAY EXPERIENCE BY READING THIS STORY. Rated T for Mild Language, Suggestive Themes, Insensitive Humor and Jellybean Overload.

Drop Dead Gorgeous

2009-11-25T20:29:39-08:00

Author: Luv2BLuvd
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,023, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: In-Progress

This is my first story, It funny soo it has been proven in fact to make people laugh when bored and sad and depressed, even angry...Lol yea so read it, & please review and rate! Thnx heaps

What am I doing here?

2009-11-25T15:13:25-08:00

Author: The one and only Chibs
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: In-Progress

A girl is stuck at an all boys school, when her parents had a bad gambling moment, with her best friend and an emo dude who seems to be hiding something...

Of Mirror Balls, Waterbeds and Free Condoms

2009-11-25T13:59:44-08:00

Author: Easy For You To Say
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,407, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

Oh god, Victor thought worriedly, I had no idea this was THAT kind of hotel!

Marching Band Is Life

2009-11-25T13:13:12-08:00

Author: Victoria Smith
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 8-23-09
Status: In-Progress

True story.

Negative Space

2009-11-25T11:08:27-08:00

Author: the grimm cow orker
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-09, Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

slash preview- He isn't your everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill superhero. In fact, he's not a hero at all.

The Veda Diaries

2009-11-24T20:41:54-08:00

Author: Mashedtatorz007
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: In-Progress

The Diary of Veda... I'm really nosy and loved reading blogs and people diaries so I decided to make made up ones this ones really funny give it a shot! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. Does it sound like I'm begging cause I am please give it a shot and review..

Diary Days with MOS, Sake and Milk

2009-11-24T10:23:54-08:00

Author: TheBiteofSake
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 449, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Take a spoiled dairy drink, a drunk, and a carrot with an afro. Mince, shake, blend, drink. Simple, right? Rated "T" for boyish attitude.

Joyride

2009-11-24T08:51:40-08:00

Author: Ulquiorra9000
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: Complete

Teenaged Mike drives his dad's car around the neighborhood one morning, just for thrills -- only to find out the truth later.

Dear Team Edward,

2009-11-24T08:40:56-08:00

Author: MadHatterinWonderland
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-24-09, Published: 11-24-09
Status: Complete

A letter to Team Edward, from Team Jacob, based on an icon I found on Google.

Bubblegum Waffles

2009-11-23T22:37:40-08:00

Author: MusicalLie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,145, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

A broke mooch attempts to find breakfast at any cost, including his health, sanity, and general welfare. *I promise it isn't as bad as it sounds. Please I would love contructive critism.*

RANDOM ATTACK

2009-11-23T21:25:49-08:00

Author: Just A Pixie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: In-Progress

These are some random conversations between me and my friends. Oh, and just a pre-warning in case you failed to read the title: You will be attacked my randomness!

The Christmas Story

2009-11-23T20:34:53-08:00

Author: Phangirl of the Opera
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: In-Progress

When a few people take turns writing each five words of a story, weird things happen...

So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day

2009-11-23T18:55:18-08:00

Author: Lainiee
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 44, Words: 221,371, Reviews: 448 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Lucky has resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.

The Night of Terror

2009-11-23T17:06:35-08:00

Author: srgeman
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,113, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

See a movie so bad, it causes suicide. Feel the tension of man vs. smudge. Watch as an asshole named Herb loots a dead girls room.

Hank and Priscilla

2009-11-23T17:04:08-08:00

Author: D0ll
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,786, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Like the movie, My Cousin Vinny. But reversed. Hank is a good ole boy from he south that reunites with his cousin and changes her life.

Island Trouble

2009-11-23T16:16:19-08:00

Author: Ben p
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

It is about a sumo wrestler that is stuck on an island and needs help.

The Misadventures of Superguy Ben: Episode One

2009-11-23T14:00:17-08:00

Author: Jon Samich
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,046, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

A Short Silly. The longest Short Silly I've ever done.

The Perfect Plan

2009-11-23T13:52:34-08:00

Author: Jon Samich
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 969, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

A Short Silly. What Scottish people do on their free time.

The Latest Mission

2009-11-23T13:47:46-08:00

Author: Jon Samich
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 728, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

A Short Silly. The daily lifestyle of the Secret Service.

Heightropolis

2009-11-23T13:43:25-08:00

Author: Jon Samich
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,230, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

A Short Silly. I was thinking of perhaps turning this into a remake with a more serious tone.

The Story of a Cuddly Bear Named Fuzzybun Child

2009-11-23T13:38:55-08:00

Author: Jon Samich
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

A Short Silly. Just wait until the adult version!

101 Ways to be Permanently Banned from WalMart

2009-11-23T10:53:09-08:00

Author: Alyson Skye
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,846, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: In-Progress

These are ways to be permanently banned from Wal-Mart. How do I know these ways? You really don't want to know.

cherry blossum new

2009-11-23T09:28:41-08:00

Author: SakuraBabyCherryBlossum
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,771, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: In-Progress

This fanfic is about sakura being the new girl in school shes very quiet but has a voice she can sing powerfully she also is really good at cheerleading and dancing and is a very smart person shes evrey guys girl but she doesnt talk that much sakura is a

YAY will save the world

2009-11-23T08:30:43-08:00

Author: Katjeschatje
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,059, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 4-28-09
Status: In-Progress

When an evil force threatens to destroy the earth, the organisation YAY will try to stop them. But the heroes they choose are maybe not very suitable for the task

Beauty Bites You in the Butt

2009-11-23T08:15:11-08:00

Author: wei-wolf
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,180, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

Never judge a book by the cover - especially if the book's cover is suspiciously beautiful. The metaphor can definitely be applied to in real life. Take Frost, a 7 year-old girl... but maybe I can alter that rule a little bit.

Queen of the Sparkles

2009-11-22T23:35:08-08:00

Author: KainesWonderland
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-22-09
Status: In-Progress

There are most definitely not enough stories about vampire animals. Warning: if you like the Twilight series, this MIGHT not be for you. Also, various characters may make obscure references to music, and sometimes not so obscure.

Up in the Clouds

2009-11-22T23:03:32-08:00

Author: Dodo and Bee
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,426, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you mix two crazy teenage girls and some sour sticks? You get one hilarious story line. Read on to find out!

Amendment XXVII

2009-11-22T16:00:57-08:00

Author: Victoria Smith
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-22-09
Status: Complete

My 28th Amendment. An assignment for Cwodzinski's Cwod's Block class. I quite enjoyed this. I think I even got full credit. My Asswhuppin' bill. K for language.

I Love My Family

2009-11-22T14:27:00-08:00

Author: Midniite
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,089, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: In-Progress

The Lu family. 8 kids, 1 mom, 1 grandpapa. 6 males, 5 females. From a trip to the playground to a rainy day at home, nothing is safe. Nothing is boring.

101 Fun Things to do at WalMart!

2009-11-22T14:24:11-08:00

Author: randommusiclvr
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,474, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: In-Progress

5 friends stumble across a list of things to do at Wal-Mart.

Good Girls

2009-11-22T12:44:43-08:00

Author: Harper Prince
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,242, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Twelve-year-old Birdie Clark enters a 'whole new world' and there are no magic carpets, genies or princes in this story. Birdie is going to an all girls school. Can she handle it? Maybe... just.

Daily diary

2009-11-22T03:46:06-08:00

Author: Zypher teh Geekazoid
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-22-09, Published: 9-25-09
Status: In-Progress

everyone knows the concept of daily diaries. write anything, and everything. wether it's personal or general knowledge. just to fill the page. read and laugh at this one girl's view of life in high school. you know you want to...

Craziness

2009-11-21T15:37:20-08:00

Author: SilverNightGlow321
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Weird stories by us. Purple people eaters, elephants, and man eating deer oh my! RANDOMNESS WARNING

Drama Mill Producing BS at Unprecendented Rate

2009-11-21T14:45:47-08:00

Author: .mate.feed.kill.repeat.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: Complete

A satirical news article. Dark humor.

Marcus Liosius and the Cult of Dr Malloch

2009-11-21T08:07:11-08:00

Author: sigmapieces
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: In-Progress

a strange cult rises to power in a small, rural town

Humorous Banter

2009-11-21T03:29:41-08:00

Author: JustNod
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Shit school counsellor.

My DI: a humorous interp

2009-11-20T22:42:58-08:00

Author: Caecandy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-20-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

For those used to Speech Competition, Dramatic interpretation rounds can get a little repetitive. So what if all the plots happened to one man? **Warning, speech jokes and Crack ahead**

Court Jesters

2009-11-20T20:53:53-08:00

Author: Punslinger
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-20-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes a joke becomes a law, and vice versa.

Phrase Challenge

2009-11-20T16:48:53-08:00

Author: PyroKitsune
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-20-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

A challenge was given me to put a few phrases into use.

The Reality Factor

2009-11-20T09:11:43-08:00

Author: gloomaphobia
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 647, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-20-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

First kisses are not the stuff dreams are made of. They are awkward, messy and usually make one feel as though they have had their face sucked on by a plunger of some sort. Two characters demonstrate the terrifying nature of the dreaded first kiss.

Writing With the World

2009-11-19T22:27:07-08:00

Author: DragonRiderofPern
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-19-09, Published: 11-19-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a story where you put your own characters into this book! Plese submit your ideas! Submissions currently OPEN

How to be a Loner in Eight Easy Steps

2009-11-18T19:34:44-08:00

Author: Vaenril412
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,451, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: In-Progress

Morgana's a loner who just wants to be left alone. Alex has other plans. What's a loner-in-training to do?

A Lack of Imagination

2009-11-18T18:50:34-08:00

Author: xTvDinnerx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,583, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: In-Progress

The story of four friends, reunited after 10 years of distance. Will the friendship re-spark, or will their differences result in them falling apart for the second time?

Her Unfinished Tales

2009-11-18T18:12:31-08:00

Author: LimeGoesWeeeee
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,664, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: In-Progress

Alina Hunter is NOT a writer,she's never once finished a novel. And now that one of her characters has come to her it would seem like she would know what he's there for... but that's the problem, neither of them do.

David and his Classical Music

2009-11-18T16:45:20-08:00

Author: cabbage.head
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: Complete

He never thought that comparing a girl to a classical music compostition would be so hard, yet it was totally worth it.

Don't Give the Sophomores Caffeine

2009-11-18T15:18:32-08:00

Author: AlwaysForTheGay
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,718, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Just a collection of tidbits from my, my friends, and my family's life--the funny tidbits, that is. Quotes and situations. Some swearing and that's what she said jokes to be expected. WE ARE IMMATURE PEOPLE. Even my parents. Maybe especially them.

There was something about Danny Cole

2009-11-18T12:52:02-08:00

Author: Shortstory89
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,399, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 11-18-09
Status: Complete

An ordinary Englishman has a remarkable encounter on a train home from work, one which forever will change how he looks at an office item we often take for granted.

CrossSpecimen

2009-11-17T22:08:01-08:00

Author: deathofaraven
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

An experiment has escaped! Just something I wrote for a laugh.

FF7I's World of Fiction

2009-11-17T20:13:56-08:00

Author: Fanfic7inu
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 28 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 7-30-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of 100 word oneshots! They're fun, random, and all of those other great genres I'm too lazy to list! Read and Enjoy! Rated for some swearing and subtly put suggestive themes. .Post:Chapter 14.

What is That Spot

2009-11-17T18:06:46-08:00

Author: RiBcAgE
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Why summarize you're gonna read it in a minute anyway.

MUST EAT BRAINS!

2009-11-17T18:00:23-08:00

Author: Aero Lynx
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 856, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: In-Progress

random conversation with friends in drama, i love that class I CAN TALK WITH LEIA, and the ocacional Gym, NOT MY FAV

Boyfriend Scenarios

2009-11-17T17:07:02-08:00

Author: CrazyPoetLady
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,494, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 8-9-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of scenarios of what my niichan wishes to do to scare my boyfriend, whenever I have one lol. R&R/rated T for language.

Not The Greatest Love Story

2009-11-17T12:55:55-08:00

Author: AutomaticEyes
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 32,462, Reviews: 159 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 6-11-09
Status: In-Progress

When a ginger cat scratches your door, and suddenly you meet a hot Korean boy, what would you do? Tasnia doesn't have a clue what to do either. She asks her friends, but they aren't that much better than her. A tale of idiocy, romance and humour. Enjoy!

James Gray

2009-11-17T09:38:14-08:00

Author: Half-Blood Metamorphmagus
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,446, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 1-2-09
Status: In-Progress

James Gray was a normal boy, with a normal family, that simply moved to another city and now study in a different school, different, but not in a good way. Will he survive the madness, or will he succumb to it himself as well?Read,and welcome to insanity.

The Day Before Tomorrow or The Day After Yesterday

2009-11-17T06:23:58-08:00

Author: Scarlet927
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,698, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 10-21-09
Status: In-Progress

A collection of funny stories, filled with humor, dripping with sarcasm, and you can't help but smile at the stupidity of it all!

Not Supposed To Be Heard

2009-11-16T21:31:14-08:00

Author: Yuki Cross
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-16-09, Published: 11-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Why do I always hear things and take them the wrong way...?

Kids, Don't Do Drugs

2009-11-16T19:25:13-08:00

Author: jacksonashleyforever
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-16-09, Published: 11-16-09
Status: In-Progress

A soon-to-be collection of short stories telling the younger generation of today why they shalt not dwell into the kingdom of drug-inhabited festivities. I do not know how high I was when I wrote the first chapter. ...Only kidding :-

My Pet Rock

2009-11-16T14:39:15-08:00

Author: PeterpanTinkerbell27
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-16-09, Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

Reposted...I took this story down and fixed it up. I had to write this as a school assingment last year so I posted it. If your reading this then Im dead My name is Chuck and this is my story. Read to find out more.

MidNight's Twisted Tales

2009-11-15T20:28:01-08:00

Author: MidNight The Magnificent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 82, Words: 27,330, Reviews: 158 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 6-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Fairytales. Cannibalism. Bloodlust. What could go wrong when MidNight The Magnificent throws them all into the creative blender she calls her mind? Enjoy!

Kasey and her search for Cheese Popcorn

2009-11-15T16:35:04-08:00

Author: cabbage.head
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

A dedication to a friend.

Stardom

2009-11-15T14:17:00-08:00

Author: Frozen Love Forever
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,472, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-3-09
Status: In-Progress

I was talking to Goldy. Again. It seemed pathetic that I had to resort to speaking to a creature with a short-term memory of three seconds about my problems. You see, when your sister is famous beyond all reason, there's side effects.

Rock, Paper and Scissors

2009-11-15T01:30:53-08:00

Author: vaarthi
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,203, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-15-09, Published: 11-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Max and Wren weren't quite aware that two is company, not a crowd and definitely not qualified enough to be called a 'club'. The two members of Pranksters Inc. think life is about rebellion, revolution and all that jazz... until they meet a girl.

Waiting for Mine

2009-11-14T22:36:44-08:00

Author: Tapsilog
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,374, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 9-27-08
Status: In-Progress

While waiting of my own it's theirs I found.

I Love Rant

2009-11-14T16:01:50-08:00

Author: Bambi Queen of the Off-Black
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,297, Reviews: 28 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 9-29-09
Status: In-Progress

I rant on things a lot, and I've recently realized some of the things I say actually have a real point. Herein I review things, I violently argue points, and most of all I piss people off. I use excessive language. Today: Apocalypse, my ass

The Elevator

2009-11-14T15:29:21-08:00

Author: Little Miss Braindead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 11-14-09
Status: Complete

Elevators are funny things, they can get you to a floor you're too tired to walk to, stop unexpectedly holding you up and can just be the best place to annoy/prank people. Hannah's having a little bother in the elevator of her apartment complex. Have fun.

Where Trust lies

2009-11-14T12:54:02-08:00

Author: thehorsenamedcow.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,944, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Annika and Shantelle have been bffs since pre-k.They are now in their 2nd year of college when they take a turn for the worst.Their world begins to crumble. plot goes from future back to the past then to the future again. Read to understand plot. xD -jen

The Adventures of Super Eddie

2009-11-14T05:47:00-08:00

Author: mysteriousperson
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 962, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 11-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Eddie was a normal Miniature Dachshund, until one day, he heard a cry for help. These are stories about how he became Super Eddie, one good deed at a time.

Life

2009-11-14T03:44:04-08:00

Author: SaYuRiI
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,438, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-14-09, Published: 11-14-09
Status: In-Progress

A thousand words won't bring you back i know because i've tried, neither will a million tears i know because I've cried.Together forever, never apart.Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

2009-11-13T21:47:17-08:00

Author: Lumiere Amethyste
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

People will do just about anything to make a quick buck.

The Word Mistress

2009-11-13T21:34:44-08:00

Author: vernajast
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Writer's block from...a different point of view: the pages and pages of paper we scribble on, glare at, and discard with each failed attempt. A silly little piece written by choosing random words/pages from the dictionary, and surprise!

Whatever You Please

2009-11-13T19:48:19-08:00

Author: gabijathepoet
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Whatever you please, just watch where you're going. -SEQUEL TO WHATEVER YOU DO- *Read for a quick chuckle or so, then just review and go with the flow.*

Willoughby Tuff and the Ticking Death Contraption

2009-11-13T19:22:35-08:00

Author: blankmind3
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,283, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Willoughby Tuff is a cocky little squirrel with a lot of courage and a hostility towards humans.

Funny Random Sayings

2009-11-13T17:38:20-08:00

Author: Funky Bracelet Chick
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,332, Reviews: 22 Updated: 11-13-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.

My life in a nutshell, emphasis on the NUT

2009-11-12T22:20:17-08:00

Author: phantomry
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 56, Words: 47,181, Reviews: 77 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 7-19-08
Status: In-Progress

My friends and I are a strange bunch.

Tea with the Death Angel

2009-11-12T19:07:33-08:00

Author: lordvio
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,793, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Warning: The angels in this story drink, curse, smoke, and have Excel programs. Azrael, the angel of death, mistakenly wrote a live person's name in the Dead Book, making her Immortal. As a result he was demoted, becoming her guardian angel.

Wonderful 12 Year Olds

2009-11-12T18:54:03-08:00

Author: Programmability
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

A day of debauchery between my 12 year old and her friend, amazing.

Snow Day

2009-11-12T11:17:24-08:00

Author: LeChelsis
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,032, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

You know how most kids pray for snow days? Well, I'm not one of them.

Man seeks Woman

2009-11-12T08:02:02-08:00

Author: J. F. Landshoft
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

52 chapters detailing a year in the life of a man who made himself 5 outrageous new year's resolutions. Laugh with him, cry with him, whatever. Is it a diary? Not quite... I'm not sure what it is. Tell me if you figure it out!

The Snarky Adventures of The Mustache Mafia

2009-11-12T05:33:01-08:00

Author: Nakatsu.Approved
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,707, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-7-09
Status: In-Progress

The conversations of the every day adventures of two girls in Texas

Sexy Back

2009-11-12T01:55:11-08:00

Author: randomo-shelerie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

A drabble, loosly based on Justin Timberlake's song "Sexy Back" I do not own . This is my funny take on what would happen if someone sang the lyrics outloud. Fantasy as magic is used, and a romance between the two main characters... Eventually.

Hell's Revolt

2009-11-11T22:11:36-08:00

Author: Stop Staring At Me
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 558, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: In-Progress

An in-depth story packed full of intrigue, humour, ignorance and clowns; Hell's Revolt is a true, concise account of the universe, as told by a mad man. Come join said man mad for a journey beyond the realms of science, philosophy and even religion!

The Art of Procrastination: How to Write a Paper

2009-11-11T20:37:01-08:00

Author: walcott
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,426, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

We're only teenagers once, might as well make it worth it.

The Morning After

2009-11-11T10:10:40-08:00

Author: Synphamy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes incubi feel the urge to bond with their siblings...This is why they shouldn't.

With Some Candy and Paper

2009-11-11T06:00:20-08:00

Author: Candy Bubbles
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-11-09, Published: 11-11-09
Status: In-Progress

Honestly? Yes, I did attack him. And yes, I feel PROUD.

The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans

2009-11-10T23:16:11-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 120, Words: 31,023, Reviews: 241 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 10-13-08
Status: In-Progress

When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-

Chasing Maxxie

2009-11-10T21:33:14-08:00

Author: Mirabella
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,068, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

Chase has to baby sit. Correct that, puppy sit. And the puppy is a pain in the neck. An off shoot one shot from Emerald's Penguin.

Callow Conviction

2009-11-10T20:03:04-08:00

Author: Melancholic Marionette
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 12, Words: 13,170, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 4-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Demitri "Demi" O'Malley had strictly planned out his life earlier than most. Those who aged only ended up unhappy, so what was the point? An easy decision back then, but now Demi has to learn that it's not as simple to "never grow up" in high school.

Monsieur Death

2009-11-10T19:28:41-08:00

Author: Black.Rose.Authoress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

I work for Death. A semi technology-literate Death who doesn't understand that just because I'm dead doesn't mean that I don't have a life.

The Drop Rates Are Crap!

2009-11-10T19:13:21-08:00

Author: Hehnoob47
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 18, Words: 9,682, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 6-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Log into your Grindquestonline account and join Hehnoob47 on a never ending quest to obtain the Infernal Sword of Soulrape!

Naughty

2009-11-10T14:44:03-08:00

Author: Romanze
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 15, Words: 30,919, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

For Marilyn Ray, Christmastime is just the time of year when her house gets filled with obnoxious relatives.. But when things begin to go very wrong, it will take an interesting stranger to keep her rockin' around that Christmas tree.

Mark

2009-11-10T12:42:10-08:00

Author: bfc5
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,946, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

Mark is a boy who can turn heat into sheep. If that doesn't draw you, I dun know what will. :D Oh yea. Written for a class and the max length was 6 pages, which will make some parts make more sense. :

The Clique

2009-11-09T19:43:38-08:00

Author: MyChemicalPocky
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 34,796, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 8-6-09
Status: In-Progress

step by step, heart to heart, right left right, we all fall down, like toy soldiers -Eminem A story about friendship

Wierd Laws

2009-11-09T18:31:02-08:00

Author: .'.'.- Desert - Moon -.'.'.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Did you know it's illegal to keep a donkey in your bathtub?

Reality Bites

2009-11-09T15:25:58-08:00

Author: lilsparkingauthor
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 35, Words: 165,003, Reviews: 110 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 5-17-09
Status: In-Progress

A story full of awkward moments, childish pranks, messed up love lives and non-stop action. Do you dare visit Jack Edwards Military Outdoors Camp? Or are you chicken...

The Adventures of Burro Boy

2009-11-09T13:21:01-08:00

Author: The-Happy-Snapper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,041, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 10-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Dear Walter's Diary: Today I meet Scott. Scott have lead pipe and hit Walter. I love Scott! I come here from Spain, where the burro roam free. I live with Grandmother now. Scott no like Walter, but Walter like Scott! Love, Walter.

The Day I Married My Stalker

2009-11-09T12:41:21-08:00

Author: Maranwe Telrunya
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 24,167, Reviews: 115 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 10-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Suffice it to say there was a lot of tequila involved, as well as an unfortunate tattoo, a crazy grandmother who drank scotch… and a poodle.

Banana In My Fridge

2009-11-09T09:32:12-08:00

Author: lilskittle22
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: In-Progress

How hungry i am.

A Stormy Day

2009-11-09T07:51:59-08:00

Author: MD Irvine
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 929, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

After all, if he was a storm then she was a rainbow. They made a perfect match… in hippie land at least. One shot written for TaD Prompt#3

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue

2009-11-09T02:02:53-08:00

Author: Insomnia Breeds Insanity
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

It isn't a romance. A random short story I wrote. Oneshot, I suppose. I don't find it amusing. Do you? It's basically a short definition of me. I might continue the adventures of Lexi if I positive response. I'll probably be re-editing this again later...

gas pump confessionals

2009-11-08T18:56:51-08:00

Author: t. e[a]rnest
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

random encounters.

Ricky and Parker

2009-11-08T16:17:36-08:00

Author: Big City Dreamer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

If you've read Dark Side, and wondered what happened to Ricky and Parker, this is it. In Parker's eyes, a short few minutes of their college lives.

Vampire Story

2009-11-08T04:11:48-08:00

Author: Eleanor Vyland
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,075, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 10-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Follow the hijinks of Caleb the virgin vampire as he tries to finally get some action. Along the way he befriends Felicity, a skeptical cashier at the local supermarket. Will she be able to help him break his losing streak?

D3A

2009-11-08T03:51:09-08:00

Author: Stories of Fiction
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,264, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

D3A is a famous band in Japan, who begins having problems, when their manager gets a new secretary.

A Misleading Situation

2009-11-08T03:05:56-08:00

Author: Stories of Fiction
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,238, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-8-09, Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

Becky happens upon the J-rockers holding Beba down and wants to know why. She should've suspected the usual.

The Amazing Adventures of Danni and Bunny!

2009-11-07T23:40:42-08:00

Author: WiCkEdDaNnI
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-7-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Danni and Bunny are to not so normal teens Bunny is a shape shifter that can turn into what ever she see's and danni has purple skin to diffeint color eyes claws a tale big feet and is a Teleporter and both r fast&strong liveing in tokyo.

The Tutor

2009-11-07T18:36:01-08:00

Author: PurpleSnowflake
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,463, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-7-09, Published: 10-7-09
Status: In-Progress

please read and review.

Insert Title Here

2009-11-07T14:59:14-08:00

Author: Princess Ducky
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-7-09, Published: 11-7-09
Status: Complete

I like spoons. I like spoons. Yes that sounds weird. Me. Liking. Spoons. Yes I know I have an obsession, but my therapist says its good to have an obsession with spoons. Warning:Crack Fic! Tis NUTTY! Features Spoony, WoodenSpoony and Therapist...

My Uber Diarys

2009-11-07T11:16:08-08:00

Author: koolkat104
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-7-09, Published: 10-11-09
Status: In-Progress

I'm starting up an online diary.... wow.... me of all people. Just some random nonsense I think of during the day. P

Phobia

2009-11-07T08:12:48-08:00

Author: .'.'.- Desert - Moon -.'.'.
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,422, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-7-09, Published: 11-7-09
Status: Complete

Do you know how many phobias exist? There are a lot. and some of them are...a bit out of the way.

Questionable Content

2009-11-06T12:22:38-08:00

Author: Coalesce Lacuna
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,599, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-6-09
Status: In-Progress

A tale of Indie Reflections, Romance, and Robots! Inspired by/Adapted from the works of Jeph Jaques

Dark Side of the Earth

2009-11-06T10:46:32-08:00

Author: Aiylah
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,423, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: In-Progress

2012.. the human race grows very very wary of the month December and what it holds.. and wait, what do the vampires have to do with all this? NaNo story - unedited, full of nonsense.

Misadventure

2009-11-06T07:22:34-08:00

Author: werewolfgodess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-6-09, Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

something i mde up that is very short but in my mind pretty funny

Melvin T Bentley

2009-11-05T22:12:36-08:00

Author: vigilante fever
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,476, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 10-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Chloe will not survive the next few months. Be it handguns or this new situation that does her in, she will not survive. Melvin might.

The Cruel Life of a 5 Year Old

2009-11-05T17:40:58-08:00

Author: BeautyInSilence
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-5-09, Published: 11-5-09
Status: In-Progress

This is pretty autobiographical, lol. This is really my brother and I... 8 years ago? Another school assignment. It must be in first person point of view, and must fill a page. Also somewhat limited in space, I can do better.

Rant on Emo Posers and 8 Things wrong with them

2009-11-04T23:43:55-08:00

Author: 3conversations
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

Pretty self-explanatory right? Read on at your own risk.

Messed up Story

2009-11-04T18:52:50-08:00

Author: BOOM5674
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Involves a fake character named Billy. Rated T for heavy suggestive dialogue.

Roommate Issues

2009-11-04T18:03:28-08:00

Author: M.K. Fileur
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

This really is just hilarious and useless conversation...

Fragile constance

2009-11-04T12:28:25-08:00

Author: Queen of everything pineapple
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,778, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Meet Elvine Cresenti, young , but talented, self acclaimed awesome spy,or maybe not. When she is sent to protect a certain crown prince from terrorists, will she keep her assignment in one piece? There are hidden dangers in the dark.

So, Vampires Aren't All That Overrated

2009-11-04T11:51:30-08:00

Author: Crowbar Gazoolies
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,613, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: In-Progress

To Dante, getting through his day to day life was boring and filled with expenses. Well, that's all well and true, but a chance encounter with an...odd vampire changes his life. And not in seemingly good way - at first. Geez, I write bad summaries. .

My Life in Horace Mantis

2009-11-04T01:13:48-08:00

Author: Chihiro Hiroshima
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,769, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-4-09, Published: 4-17-09
Status: In-Progress

A young goth girl's life with the Lucas Brothers in Horace Mantis Academy. My Essay turned Story

Brain Puke

2009-11-03T18:27:04-08:00

Author: 5Dman23
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 15, Words: 2,517, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-3-09, Published: 10-13-09
Status: In-Progress

A collection of controversial shit. This week's theme: Food!

Pear

2009-11-03T14:09:25-08:00

Author: MoonlightRouge
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-3-09, Published: 11-3-09
Status: In-Progress

this is why pear is one of my favorite fruits please review

HIM&ME

2009-11-03T02:05:23-08:00

Author: oHriginal
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 55, Words: 6,762, Reviews: 161 Updated: 11-3-09, Published: 4-17-09
Status: In-Progress

a collection of funny conversations I have had with many HIM'S of the country.. I'm 99% sure you will laugh!

Things I'd Rather be Doing

2009-11-02T22:47:04-08:00

Author: Black.Rose.Authoress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

It's the Mother of All Exams. I did study...kind of.

The Habbit

2009-11-02T19:12:38-08:00

Author: ElenaBlackRose
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: In-Progress

A very short Parody of the The Lord of the Rings that is absolutely hilarious. May continue on it, but until then please rate and leave feed back.

Where Art Thou Sierra

2009-11-02T18:48:46-08:00

Author: Monkeys Attack
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Some girl becomes non-existant to the world except her two friends--who don't let her have a clue, maybe. Who's behind this! WHy are TWO people writing this totally weird story and wassap with that jinky brush! Find out when we do! *NOTE* No actual plot:

his favorite pain

2009-11-02T18:19:57-08:00

Author: falling into history
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

she has a way of turning sunshine into rain. oneshot.

Fear Of Flying

2009-11-02T09:43:17-08:00

Author: Elise Robinson
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Jeremy and Julia have been married for over fifty years. Julia helps persuade Jeremy flying really isn't as scary as it seems. A heart-warming tale about true love and trust with two lovable elderly characters.

Disarmageddon

2009-11-02T09:24:20-08:00

Author: Strelitzian
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,778, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Ever wonder how bureaucracy started? Well. When will it ever end?

Brat

2009-11-02T06:56:04-08:00

Author: Black.Rose.Authoress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,424, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-2-09, Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

There was a reason that this job was hereditary. No sane person would ever agree to it.

My Luck

2009-11-01T23:24:07-08:00

Author: BarefootBuddha
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

A short story regarding an odd thought process and a cup of coffee

Aigaion Girl

2009-11-01T17:41:58-08:00

Author: Inanna Skili
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 51, Words: 59,145, Reviews: 176 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

The story of Apple, a half-demon whose goal in life is to be left alone. When the apocalypse starts, she and her best frienemy, the angel Camael, are caught between wanting to do what's right and wanting to hide under a rock until it's over.Enjoy!NaNo2008

Stephord the Elf

2009-11-01T16:42:51-08:00

Author: mysterieslady
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like a smack across the face. "I smacked. An elf." ONESHOT

In the Company of Whales

2009-11-01T16:09:41-08:00

Author: mistress-anagram
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

With the usual candor of a child, she studied the vendor before her, deciding whether to deem him fit for the job of distributing ice cream." One-Shot.

Plethora of parodies!

2009-11-01T07:27:43-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 20, Words: 12,522, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 8-14-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a collection of a few of my spoofs, parodies, etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review. Newest chapter: twilight's coming back into twon

Twilight's coming back to town

2009-11-01T07:23:28-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

what happens when my twilight-crazed friends tie me down to a chair and make me type a twilight-version of the jackson 5 song "santa claus is coming to town"? read the fic to find out. please read and review. thanks

Short Pimp

2009-10-31T23:24:42-08:00

Author: ruff1298
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

A Police Officer encounters a Short Pimp in a convenience store.

Scavenger Hunt

2009-10-31T22:35:34-08:00

Author: Epicwinisepic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,709, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

On Halloween night, the gang decides to go on a scavenger hunt. Naturally, halarity ensues. But where have Charlie and Blaze gone off to?

Note To Self

2009-10-31T16:16:51-08:00

Author: firestar267
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,062, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

“You’ve been writing notes to him all day because you’re an idiot. He’s been writing back because he has no other choice and for the record, I’m not deaf.” Whoops. Het. One-shot.

The Steak

2009-10-31T12:03:36-08:00

Author: Abbey Mae
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 867, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

The dinner smells so good, but the man and the woman aren't offering any table scraps today. A short fic about a hungry and playful dog.

Everlasting Friendships—with Cookies

2009-10-31T04:58:49-08:00

Author: CandyAddicted-
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,885, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: In-Progress

-Moments with two best friends... See the hardships they go through and the pleasant memories they share.

Random stories

2009-10-30T21:07:12-08:00

Author: ponyboyluver260
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 7-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Funny stories that have happened in my life. Some pretty stupid stuff. I would be afraid if I were you...

Funny Quotes

2009-10-30T13:38:50-08:00

Author: dot.dottie.lottie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Ramblings on the universe, through the eyes of Queer men and women. Me and my friends being brilliant. -Not fiction but funny. will continue in future if people review

Tarzan Jokes

2009-10-29T20:16:57-08:00

Author: Jimmy Howell
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-29-09, Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

A short list of jokes about Tarzan and Jane. The monkey too.

Rules of Drinking

2009-10-29T20:04:13-08:00

Author: Jimmy Howell
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-29-09, Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

A list of 12 rules for the drinker.

The Cyclists

2009-10-29T19:50:00-08:00

Author: Jimmy Howell
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-29-09, Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

A mentally ill man thinks about what some bike riders could be doing sitting on their bikes.

30 Minutes to Neverland

2009-10-29T19:25:24-08:00

Author: Agent Firefly
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-29-09, Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

Smoking isn't good for you.

Normal is OverRated

2009-10-29T00:06:46-08:00

Author: NotTheSong
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-29-09, Published: 10-29-09
Status: In-Progress

One girl's attempt to survive without losing any of her remaining sanity

Getting to Her

2009-10-28T22:53:31-08:00

Author: WhiteLiliesWithAScar
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

It was a moment of desperation;a matter of life and death.To him,she was like the bright sunshine after a heavy storm;the rainbow that colors the plain blue sky;the sweet brown chocolate chips embedded in every chocolate chip cookie' Pls read&review! :D

The Neurotic Psychology of the AntiRainy Hulk

2009-10-28T21:01:55-08:00

Author: musicistheinspiration
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

Amanda Lopez doesn't like that- the rain, that is. Take a look into a minute of her thoughts as she and her incognito Filipino friend- Jessica- make a daring trip to the restroom during Hurricane Hulk. CRACK FICLET.

How to take over the world Pt 1

2009-10-28T20:43:47-08:00

Author: lostreveries
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

A how to of taking over the world. Warning: Testing of details may cause potential death.

My Fun House Short Collection of Stupid Stories

2009-10-28T19:05:21-08:00

Author: Peachopathic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Very short stories featuring Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP. Just random stories that some seem to get a kick out of, so try it out if ya's want. :D

Little Punks

2009-10-28T17:11:54-08:00

Author: Lexodus
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,263, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

Jake and I are bored. So bored, it’s unreal. And what happens when we’re bored? We get creative.

The Fall of Naitto, Halloween Special

2009-10-28T16:05:50-08:00

Author: Mira Tsukiyoen
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,057, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

When these's this girl who falls from the sky, you just know she's going to be trouble.

My Big Fat Teen Rebels Wedding

2009-10-28T16:04:19-08:00

Author: Claire Violet Thorpe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 17,009, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 11-19-08
Status: In-Progress

The final novel in the Teen Rebels Saga. With a wedding and other crazy events, can the Teen Rebels survive the final stumble on the path to adulthood?

American Dummy

2009-10-28T16:00:25-08:00

Author: Claire Violet Thorpe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 714, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-28-09, Published: 12-10-08
Status: In-Progress

The story of a young aspiring filmmaker and her life as a "dummy" as she travels across the U.S.

I Wood If I Could

2009-10-27T21:04:50-08:00

Author: Maggie Summers
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

A first person narrative about a man telling the tale of how he found gold in the forest in his back yard.'I was forced to abandon the plan of walking out smugly with it, and instead backed away from it, not wanting to take my eyes off it's golden beauty'

Hello, Internet

2009-10-27T20:22:57-08:00

Author: Epicwinisepic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,891, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Needless to say, Blaze and Charlie met in the most interesting way.

Where oh Where is Della Ware?

2009-10-27T17:51:42-08:00

Author: music is my weakness
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,778, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Ma'am, I am investigating the case of a woman who seems to have gone missing around here a while back. Have you seen Della Ware in the past month or two?" "Why, yes I have, officer! Delaware is a beautiful place this time of year."

Culture Shock

2009-10-27T15:02:26-08:00

Author: self-fulfilling prophecy
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

You wouldn't believe how vast is the gulf between the poles of ... peanut butter sandwich making. Yeah.

Trouble With A Capital C

2009-10-27T05:28:09-08:00

Author: HyP3R N Ov3RIM4GIn4TIv3
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,401, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Childhood friends,a new job,a familiar boss,a lesbian secretary and humour everywhere you go. Meeting your best of best childhood friend has never been better except when that person is apparently suppost to be ur boss at ur new job.Nothing could go wrong

With Sprinkles: versions 1 and 2

2009-10-27T00:01:07-08:00

Author: RichardJoyson
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,110, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

Observations from a sad and lumpy mass of woman. I would really love to get some opinions on this. Thanks in advance!

JOURNEY TO THE NEXT CLASS

2009-10-26T17:16:46-08:00

Author: Char-Char75
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

A fun and entertaining story about walking down a hall to get to your next high school class.

Barftown

2009-10-26T17:05:59-08:00

Author: Valerie213
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,049, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: In-Progress

I know why the parental units moved here. There are no goths in Barftown," Kari is a regular chick. Oh. With metallic neon blue lipstick... destiny was bound to happen. UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby

2009-10-26T16:46:19-08:00

Author: Caseus
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,887, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

IMPLIED SLASH, Oneshot. Inspired by 3OH!3's song. /Kenny's not Adrian's friend, much less his boyfriend. So yeah, that's totally why he asked if he wanted to hang out Friday night, and why they're kayaking on a school night. Because that's what friends do

Blonde Star

2009-10-26T16:24:44-08:00

Author: SouthernbyGod'sgrace
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,208, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-17-09
Status: In-Progress

*Blonde Star—because being blackmailed into teaching your bimbo cousin how to street race is never easy.

Rants on life

2009-10-26T13:47:42-08:00

Author: A.R.Watts
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 19, Words: 11,986, Reviews: 68 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: In-Progress

So just me yelling at stuff I hate, don't have to read but some people may find this amusing rated T cuz I curse alot.

Eight Boiled Shrimp and a Single Lawn Gnome

2009-10-26T11:15:38-08:00

Author: MyNameIsTerror
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

This is a parody of stories set to songs. Also if anyone finds any type of meaning in this story please tell me and then have your head checked.

No Junk Mail

2009-10-26T07:17:11-08:00

Author: ohmygodfatherscat
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,070, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: In-Progress

When Ben the Mormon missionary gets pissed off...not much happens.

Letter to Nancy

2009-10-26T05:28:46-08:00

Author: James Wells
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

How it might have happened

A Hairy Situation

2009-10-26T02:12:44-08:00

Author: Jack Darringer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

A writing game my friends and I play where we give each other random topics to write on and three days to finish. This one was: Facial Hair.

Twelve Plus One

2009-10-26T02:12:01-08:00

Author: Jack Darringer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,342, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

A writing game my friends and I play where we give each other random topics to write on and three days to finish. This one was: Baker's Dozen.

The Kittenvasion

2009-10-26T02:11:20-08:00

Author: Jack Darringer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-09, Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

A writing game my friends and I play where we give each other random topics to write on and three days to finish. This one was: Dog Owner.

The Elusive life of Laynee 2

2009-10-25T15:05:46-08:00

Author: JessicaEmmaCliffe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-25-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: In-Progress

The second installment.

WarisCrime

2009-10-25T14:59:14-08:00

Author: AnotherAsian
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-25-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: In-Progress

Maxwell Jones leads several lives, with different identities and careers. Now imagine breaking this news to his family.

Gingerbread Men

2009-10-25T14:53:55-08:00

Author: AnotherAsian
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 345, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-25-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: In-Progress

A renounced gangster is released from prison and is currently on the run from a past rival gang. Bringing along with him are his closest friends and they must enlist a wild goose chase across the United States.

Mistletoe Madness

2009-10-25T09:18:11-08:00

Author: Free Imagination
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-25-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

If you're not a member of the Free Imagination Forum, don't read this! // With the winter holidays approaching, Marvel decides to get a jump on practicing her magic. But who knew a runaway mistletoe can cause so much drama?

Killing Pterodactyls

2009-10-25T03:56:29-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,186, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-25-09, Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

Jessica’s singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.

Interview With God

2009-10-24T23:28:00-08:00

Author: IronyCat
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

One lucky reporter gets some very. . . interesting insight into the minds of a supreme divine being.

Grasping Reality

2009-10-24T20:12:20-08:00

Author: Cheese Addicts
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 69,200, Reviews: 97 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

When Alicia wakes up from her coma, she's caught up in a reality full of drama. Her perfect life was gone, not to mention her perfect guy. But what happens when she finds he really exists in real life? Simple. She finds out he hates her. Reality sucks.

Untitled Short Mystery

2009-10-24T15:24:10-08:00

Author: Malice-in-Dunderland
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,596, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

This is a short mystery I had to do my senior year in high school. If you want nonchalant and lighthearted, this is it.

A Breadstick Story

2009-10-24T08:23:09-08:00

Author: yalayala
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

It all started with a breadstick that Eve laid her eyes upon on one fateful day. Who knew that the breadstick could lead to a chain of exciting and thrilling events?

Scamp the Pestilence Beagle

2009-10-24T05:16:12-08:00

Author: ChipsAhoyPup
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-24-09, Published: 10-24-09
Status: In-Progress

A vocab story I did for school.

McDonald's dresses and shopping carts's

2009-10-23T18:45:46-08:00

Author: The-Broken-Angel
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,969, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

what happens when you mix 4 hyper teenagers their boyfriends and the mall? haha read to find out. *i dont own the movies or songs or quotes from movies in the story it all belongs to the creators of said things..only thing i own is the characters and plot

The Granger Reunion

2009-10-23T18:42:10-08:00

Author: LazyLibra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,112, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

There isn't a single Granger-- first or last name-- mentioned anywhere on our family tree. So what are we doing here? Next thing you know they'll find our corpses in the middle of the Canadian National Forest with that crazy woman's dagger in my chest.

The Reason Boredom Should Be Illegal

2009-10-23T17:07:14-08:00

Author: Booji
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 710, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of filler, all stand-alones, all set in the same RP-universe.

A halloween Trick

2009-10-23T07:15:50-08:00

Author: Hehe-Blixie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

Seven year old sasha is in for a halloween trick

The Adventures of Leroy Wilkinson the 3rd Ep 1

2009-10-23T00:53:25-08:00

Author: NobodiesHero
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 785, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-09, Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Leroy, the crazy drunken Victorian Baller decides to get intoxicated on a table in a restaurant full of commoners. He suffers only mild facial injuries in this installment.