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The Blessed Virgin

2013-05-06T16:30:58-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
General
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 6, Complete

"After missing two periods in a row, I finally accept that I am pregnant with the second coming of Christ. "

Hypomania

2013-04-02T12:44:07-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
General
English, Rated: M
General/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,272, Reviews: 30, In-Progress

A summer trip in madness.

Three Point Play

2010-06-25T22:55:38-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 22,137, Reviews: 22, Complete

It doesn't feel like just hooking up when it's your best friend, when it's a huge fucking secret like this. When he kisses me goodnight like we're dating. How the hell could I not feel like this? M/M

Passive Aggressive

2008-05-24T09:09:32-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
General
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,797, Reviews: 25, Complete

Angela and Nick aren't together, and they're never going to be. That's just how it goes.

Like, How You Are

2006-07-13T11:11:10-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,930, Reviews: 33, Complete

A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.

College Material

2005-11-27T16:12:16-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,442, Reviews: 44, Complete

Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.

My Mathematical Mind

2005-06-15T11:01:43-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,688, Reviews: 77, Complete

And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.

Identity Disturbance

2005-05-30T10:04:19-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Humor/Angst
Chapters: 29, Words: 30,913, Reviews: 163, In-Progress

Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.

You're Too Wonderful to Die

2005-03-06T17:36:40-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,472, Reviews: 116, Complete

I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.

This Isn't About Rape and Murder

2004-07-31T21:04:32-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,074, Reviews: 54, Complete

"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."

This Won't Mean a Thing Come Tomorrow

2004-04-20T19:58:52-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,529, Reviews: 16, Complete

But I love the way you'd roll excuses off the tip of your tongue... Alex and Mike share a possibly final friendly moment

Concentrated on Falling Apart

2003-11-11T12:27:06-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 25, Complete

Once upon a time there was a boy name Mike who liked to count the bones in his rib cage through his shirt.

Maybe I Should Hate You For This

2003-10-08T12:56:22-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,664, Reviews: 22, Complete

She pulled away at a nail with a rough yank from her teeth, bringing skin with it. She licked away the blood that'd begun to pool, and pondered shaving her hair off...