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 <author>
  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
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 </author>
 <title>FictionPress.com - Apphish's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Apphish</subtitle>
 <link rel="self" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/atom/u/137952/"/>
 <updated>2010-03-20T03:36:14-08:00</updated>
 <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-03-20:/profile/137952/</id>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-20T03:43:26-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-20T03:43:26-08:00</updated>
  <title>Gifted</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2361908/1/Gifted"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-05-14:story.2361908</id>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Fantasy/'&gt;Fantasy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 6,322, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 6-20-07, Published: 5-14-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Michael gave Koren his Gift the night he dies. Koren doesn't know anything about necromancy or any other magics, and now things he doesn't believe in keep trying to kill him. Sex [slash in ch 3 so far], violence and things with too many arms.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-09-22T03:00:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-09-22T03:00:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dance With Me?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2012116/1/Dance_With_Me"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-09-22:story.2012116</id>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Supernatural/'&gt;Supernatural&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 9-22-05, Published: 9-22-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;&quot;...Let's talk, Death.&quot;</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-09-05T03:11:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-09-05T03:11:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Blank Paper</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2001139/1/Blank_Paper"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-09-05:story.2001139</id>
  <category term="Work"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Work/'&gt;Work&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 9-5-05, Published: 9-5-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You tell me, hmm?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-08-12T22:44:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-08-12T22:44:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>Avon Calling</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1984580/1/Avon_Calling"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-08-12:story.1984580</id>
  <category term="Religion"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Religion/'&gt;Religion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Spiritual&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 8-12-05, Published: 8-12-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's Sunday afternoon.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-03T20:35:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-03T20:35:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>You Wanted To Know Why</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1954607/1/You_Wanted_To_Know_Why"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-03:story.1954607</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 7-3-05, Published: 7-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Licorice flavoured goodness</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-06-04T04:29:33-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-06-04T04:29:33-08:00</updated>
  <title>Home Part One</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1930551/1/Home_Part_One"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-06-04:story.1930551</id>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Family/'&gt;Family&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 6-4-05, Published: 6-4-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The old living room</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-05-20T05:29:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-05-20T05:29:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sunshine's Self Portrait</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1917574/1/Sunshines_Self_Portrait"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-05-20:story.1917574</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 5-20-05, Published: 5-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-01-15T02:19:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-01-15T02:19:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>Loosing Sleep</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1808039/1/Loosing_Sleep"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-01-15:story.1808039</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 1-15-05, Published: 1-15-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The biscuit-crumb epiphany.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-12-18T20:03:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-12-18T20:03:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Catharsis in G Minor</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1785918/1/Catharsis_in_G_Minor"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-12-18:story.1785918</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 12-18-04, Published: 12-18-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Whatever is said here will be proven a lie soon.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-12-09T23:10:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-12-09T23:10:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>Harmonies</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1779285/1/Harmonies"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-12-09:story.1779285</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 12-9-04, Published: 12-9-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Come for a walk.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-12-07T22:13:46-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-12-07T22:13:46-08:00</updated>
  <title>Lament</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1777736/1/Lament"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-12-07:story.1777736</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 12-7-04, Published: 12-7-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Best taken with a nice glass of Southern Comfort</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-12-04T21:57:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-12-04T21:57:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Dance</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1775242/1/The_Dance"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-12-04:story.1775242</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 12-4-04, Published: 12-4-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It rained the day this was born.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-25T22:17:44-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-25T22:17:44-08:00</updated>
  <title>Oublier</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1768089/1/Oublier"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-25:story.1768089</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 11-25-04, Published: 11-25-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's nothing new under the sun.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-23T23:30:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-23T23:30:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Necromancer</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1766554/1/The_Necromancer"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-23:story.1766554</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 11-23-04, Published: 11-23-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;For you, my friend.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-23T01:16:45-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-23T01:16:45-08:00</updated>
  <title>Night and Day</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1765769/1/Night_and_Day"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-23:story.1765769</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 11-23-04, Published: 11-23-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Summary of your choice goes here.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-12T04:25:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-12T04:25:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>Synthetic</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1758863/1/Synthetic"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-12:story.1758863</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Spiritual&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,685, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 11-12-04, Published: 11-12-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Stand alone piece. She goes to his funeral.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-05-08T17:11:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-05-08T17:11:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Cat Lady</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1430236/1/The_Cat_Lady"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-10-24:story.1430236</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 5-8-04, Published: 10-24-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's not really anything I can say about this. It's very short.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-10-27T22:36:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-10-27T22:36:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>White Rose</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1432985/1/White_Rose"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-10-27:story.1432985</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 10-27-03, Published: 10-27-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Bad dreams, suicidal thoughts and inner coldness with a twist</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-06-01T03:23:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-06-01T03:23:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Lonely Death</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1317347/1/Lonely_Death"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-06-01:story.1317347</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 6-1-03, Published: 6-1-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is why they don't make me write poetry any more.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-05-19T02:39:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-05-19T02:39:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>In Class</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1223679/1/In_Class"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-02-07:story.1223679</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 5, Words: 818, Reviews: 13 
Updated: 5-19-03, Published: 2-7-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A little language. May be slightly confusing. Sorry. It has no characters; it's pure dialogue. It's not really meant to make sense, either.</summary>
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 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-05-19T02:28:40-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-05-19T02:28:40-08:00</updated>
  <title>How To Take Over the World in Ten Easy Steps</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1306298/1/How_To_Take_Over_the_World_in_Ten_Easy_Steps"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-05-19:story.1306298</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,965, Reviews: 11 
Updated: 5-19-03, Published: 5-19-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's an over used idea, but don't let that stop you taking a little peek.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Apphish</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/137952/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-05-19T01:14:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-05-19T01:14:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Hamburger</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1306284/1/The_Hamburger"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-05-19:story.1306284</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/137952/Apphish'&gt;Apphish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 5-19-03, Published: 5-19-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's just very, very silly, is all.</summary>
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