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I Don't Know

2003-04-02T13:57:30-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-2-03, Published: 4-2-03
Status: Complete

The title says it all. Dedicated to Bob the Builder and all of his construction vehicle friends :-P .

Hopping On One Foot

2003-03-29T19:15:13-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-29-03, Published: 3-29-03
Status: Complete

Just what the title says. Dedicated to Thu because she rocks in her hopping on one foot way :-P Read more of my pieces, then go read hers (Midnight Raven)!

All the Things Alana Said

2003-03-28T13:32:52-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-28-03, Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

What could have happened if Alana came to that party. . .

The Real Matt Coe

2003-03-28T13:17:17-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-28-03, Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

The reason this is PG-13 is for one word that isn't even bad :-P It's about THE REAL Matt Coe. As opposed to the fake one hehe!

I Don't Dream of Matt Coe

2003-03-28T13:05:03-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-28-03, Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

Matt Coe is a good subject to use when seeking to write the best parodies. . . :-P

Someone Who Needs Me

2002-08-07T12:44:46-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-7-02, Published: 8-7-02
Status: Complete

A song I wrote. . . R&R! Por favor!

Perfection

2002-08-05T10:19:40-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-5-02, Published: 8-5-02
Status: Complete

Everyone has their own vision of being perfect, no one is or will ever be, but certain people create illusions that they are, in truth, perfect. Don't you wanna strangle those people sometimes?

Get Over It

2002-08-05T09:43:42-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-5-02, Published: 8-5-02
Status: Complete

It's a really cool song I wrote with a really cool beat that I really wish I could sing to you right now! R&R Por favor!

Cheese

2002-07-31T16:34:13-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-31-02, Published: 7-31-02
Status: Complete

HAHAHAHAHA! Cheese rules! lol Just R&R! Por favor!

Dance of the Wasted Senior

2002-07-20T22:59:04-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-20-02, Published: 7-20-02
Status: Complete

Hehe...um...old ladies scare me sometimes. No offense to them. Rated PG for some elderly absentmindedness.

Eyelash

2002-07-18T23:33:46-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-18-02, Published: 7-18-02
Status: Complete

Sorry, guys, I just had to post ONE of these kinds of poems. Just read and review, and I'll feel better.

Field Trip

2002-07-17T03:38:47-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-17-02, Published: 7-17-02
Status: Complete

AAAAAAAAAAAAA! LITTLE KIDS SINGING ON A BUS FOR 3 HOURS ARE SO ANNOYING!

The Clique

2002-07-17T02:58:11-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-17-02, Published: 7-17-02
Status: Complete

A poem about me and my friends! Read and review!

Deanna

2002-07-17T02:35:12-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-17-02, Published: 7-17-02
Status: Complete

YAY! A poem about one of my friends! WOO! Read and review!

The Dance

2002-05-22T12:19:07-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-22-02, Published: 5-22-02
Status: Complete

AHHHHH, Yes it's that time of the year- the Dance time. This Dance that we are about to go to consists of many preparational events and other instaces such as this. Read and Review :)!!!!!!

Tu-Tu

2002-05-08T15:21:48-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-8-02, Published: 5-8-02
Status: Complete

A poem about tu-tus, in all their glory!

The Game Of Life

2002-05-07T14:52:42-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: Scandinavian, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-7-02, Published: 5-7-02
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote in English, but I had more fun putting SCANDINAVIAN on the language part. It's all on life! Read and Review!

Duffel Bag

2002-05-02T14:36:46-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-2-02, Published: 5-2-02
Status: Complete

My friends went away for four days...I missed them. :( Please Read and Review

Bulk Pickup

2002-04-29T14:36:27-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-29-02, Published: 4-29-02
Status: Complete

An essay about Bulk Pickup and its effects. Dedicated to Jodie, who understands every word of this.

Making the Grade

2002-04-24T15:20:12-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 769, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-02, Published: 4-24-02
Status: Complete

A story about life's downs and a moral, to boot.

Hazard To Himself

2002-04-22T13:49:48-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-22-02, Published: 4-22-02
Status: Complete

A song to the tune of "Hazard To Myself" by Pink: A song that I once used to study for a social studies test that could help you, as well...I put it up here for Gillian, so like it anyway!!!

Show Choir Scene

2002-04-16T17:49:02-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-16-02, Published: 4-16-02
Status: Complete

This "real-life story" is about an experience I had during an MMSSC thing. It's cool and there's a Show Choir poem lata on! Go SC! You guys are great! lol rated PG for ONE SINGLE SOLITARY bad word. :)

Lockers

2002-04-12T20:10:42-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-12-02, Published: 4-12-02
Status: Complete

This poem is very strange, yet has a humorous ending. It's about lockers and how annoying they can be..short, strange, and funny are the three descriptions of "Lockers". Enjoy! Rated G for Good for everyone!

The Anti-Eytan Cheer!

2002-04-10T12:42:48-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

This is a "cheer" written by me and two of my friends about a guy who could not control his hormones. Rated PG-13 for some "unsuitable" language and certain scenarios that may be...ya...you know...hehe! Enjoy!

UCLA (Original)

2002-04-08T15:01:11-08:00

Author: Madame Hooch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,558, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-8-02, Published: 4-8-02
Status: Complete

A story of four college friends and their experiences throughout their careers. Actually, it's more like a dream college, but live with my ideas...it's just supposed to be fun to read, so ENJOY IT! Don't annoy me with stuff I don't want to know of college