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Fifty Two Dragons

2009-08-02T23:23:39-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 39, Words: 2,070, Reviews: 91 Updated: 8-2-09, Published: 9-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Fifty two dragons, fifty two weeks, fifty two words each. Why? Because I can.

God's Umbrella

2008-03-18T00:07:11-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-18-08, Published: 3-18-08
Status: Complete

The umbrella came out of nowhere and the rain's about to fall.

My Roommate the Penguin

2008-03-11T13:58:25-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-11-08, Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

A poem about my penguin roommate.

Heart Transplant

2008-03-02T17:37:43-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-2-08, Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

My heart was put up for adoption. Short story written from an interesting prompt.

The Alarm Clock

2006-07-28T00:18:23-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-28-06, Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Will hates his roommate's alarm clock. But what he hates more is when his roommate isn't there to turn it off in the morning.

Cheating

2006-03-26T23:35:28-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-26-06, Published: 3-26-06
Status: Complete

Gloria knows what she's doing is wrong, but she just can't help herself. Her only worry is that her husband will find out.

Fool Me Once

2006-02-28T19:55:10-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-28-06, Published: 2-28-06
Status: Complete

It's a bar scene. Written for creative writing.

The Wedginator

2005-09-24T16:08:19-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-24-05, Published: 9-24-05
Status: Complete

It's about a water slide

Lattes and Biscotti

2005-07-09T22:16:21-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-9-05, Published: 7-9-05
Status: Complete

A pupil goes to his master with a questions on his mind but finds his master's answer very strange. Short Story.

I Want to Love You Madly

2005-03-11T22:08:03-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,280, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-11-05, Published: 3-11-05
Status: Complete

Manly, man of questionable adventures, finds himself with a summons to the queen’s chambers after getting back from is most recent exploit.

Just Another Tuesday

2005-03-11T22:07:04-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,775, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-11-05, Published: 3-11-05
Status: Complete

Arthur P. Wensley is looking for your typical magical item in your typical dragonguarded cave when he finds himself thrust head first into a fairy tale that can't end well for him.

How to Catch a Warble Snoogle

2005-03-01T21:19:21-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-1-05, Published: 3-1-05
Status: Complete

Process and definition paper for English. Title explains it all.

The Emerald Banana

2004-12-09T00:06:02-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,391, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-9-04, Published: 9-4-04
Status: Complete

Tis the story of the Emerald Banana, it's guardian, a sinister sorcerer, the Captain of the Guard, and Nameless Guard 1

Time Travel

2004-10-07T20:11:26-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-7-04, Published: 10-7-04
Status: Complete

Ninth grade research paper on time travel. Put up here for your enjoyment. Enjoy!

Guide to Writing Reviews

2004-08-19T12:35:25-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-19-04, Published: 8-19-04
Status: Complete

Do you have problems writing reviews? Do the words just not come to you? Well, with my Guide to Writing Reviews in just three easy steps you can be writing great reviews that make you sound smart. Disclaimer: I am not an expert

The Little People

2004-08-14T00:13:58-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-14-04, Published: 8-14-04
Status: Complete

I am Swin, peasant girl. Doesn't that sound exciting. Well, even if I am a peasant girl, I have done great things. Helped someone overthrow our evil king once. But, of course, nobody knows. Once he reached he top he forgot all about the little people

Waste of Beauty

2004-07-07T14:05:51-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,305, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-7-04, Published: 7-7-04
Status: Complete

Princess Pantarikaranet is a spoiled brat, though she thinks otherwise. To prove she isn't, the princess goes on a quest. But as to how a quest will prove anything, no one knows. short story, this is it, there is no more

Dragon Slaying 101

2004-04-21T21:02:31-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-21-04, Published: 4-21-04
Status: Complete

My own personal account of when I slayed a dragon. I assure you it's all true. an entertainment speech for speech class. reviews would be very much appreciated.

The Adventures of Jack Bunyun and Flamin' Pete

2004-03-01T20:01:42-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Western
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-1-04, Published: 3-1-04
Status: Complete

A tall tale about Paul Bunyun's third cousin twice removed, Jack Bunyun and the red fire breathing ox, Flamin' Pete.

Ode to Chocolate Pudding

2002-09-02T14:22:21-08:00

Author: Ruth Park
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-2-02, Published: 9-2-02
Status: Complete

My ode to chocolate pudding