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Shady Crew BBQ

2004-08-05T14:59:37-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-5-04, Published: 8-5-04
Status: Complete

Well folks, The Irish Guy is here (though I don't know how many of you still come here). I've been really busy lately but I'm working on a few stories that'll be posted up here, so stay tuned and uh...read this, It'll keep you occupied.

Damage

2004-04-13T21:37:24-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-13-04, Published: 4-13-04
Status: Complete

Ok, so I was listening to Brain Damage off of Dark Side of the moon, and I just made this connection. If you don't get my message, just go on AIM and I'll tell you. It was 2 in the morning, i was wasted and tired as hell...

Hermit

2004-03-10T19:34:59-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-10-04, Published: 3-10-04
Status: Complete

A very short story I just started writing...enjoy :Irish Guy

The known Universe

2003-12-13T13:20:26-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-13-03, Published: 12-13-03
Status: Complete

Hey, this was cool the first time I thought about it, but then I was like, "Whoa...COOL" so it's all very philosophical. BY: IRISH GUY

Squeaky The Great

2003-12-11T18:31:21-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-11-03, Published: 11-28-03
Status: Complete

Alright people, this is the end of the series, hence the "To be concluded" at the end of the 6th chapter...uh...READ! Series by: Irish Guy

Freeloader

2003-11-27T14:50:28-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-27-03, Published: 11-27-03
Status: Complete

Hi folks, how is everyone? Yes I know, it's Thanksgiving, so happy Thanksgiving...I know, you only celebrate it because of the food. But anyway, here's a story of Taco bell plus at the end, a little surprise (Not a turkey). BY: Irish Guy

Wheel of Destiny!

2003-11-25T11:06:58-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-25-03, Published: 11-25-03
Status: Complete

Ok, so I have this friend who likes to draw very wierd shit (mainly while he's stoned) and one thing he drew was a wheel with all sorts of crazy shit on it. So naturally, I had to write this. P.S. sorry for all the typos, I was really wasted...

A Job For Samurai

2003-11-24T00:03:45-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-24-03, Published: 11-24-03
Status: Complete

Samurai tries to get a job. How must THAT go? By SamuraiPlatypus (rated...for...cute bunnies. wearing pink things.yYeah. right.)

Best Buy SUCKS

2003-11-23T23:56:26-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,390, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-03, Published: 11-23-03
Status: Complete

What's worse than a crazy lady at In & Out? Best Buy Retards. By Samurai (rated for mild language. again.)

I'm A Dog Killer

2003-11-23T23:42:07-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,393, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-03, Published: 11-23-03
Status: Complete

Apparently, I'm a dog killer...or so says the Crazy Woman at In & Out. By Samurai. (rated for mild profanity)

Random Dialouge

2003-11-20T19:24:29-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-20-03, Published: 11-20-03
Status: Complete

This is something I wrote for class, bet you can't guess which class, three to one odds! Er-herm, anyway, i decided to post this to let you all know that we are all still alive (except maybe samurai...). That's it...read...NOW!

Valley Dweller

2003-10-08T20:55:04-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-8-03, Published: 10-8-03
Status: Complete

Today is the Irish Guy's birthday everyone! So, in honor of that, I wrote a story of true events that happened quite sometime ago. This is all true. On the day of my birthday I post a story about my near deaths...great huh?

The FiveHorsemen

2003-10-07T16:29:28-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 370, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-7-03, Published: 10-7-03
Status: Complete

Just a little peice I wrote while thinking of the earths destruction by the Four-horsemen of the apocalypse...Yes, the title is correct. BY:Irish Guy

Love Hertz

2003-10-05T07:18:03-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 29,592, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-5-03, Published: 1-17-03
Status: Complete

Teenager Lyle Hertz and his best friends look for love in this romantic comedy series. On Temporary Hiatus ... Please Vote In Reviews

The Science Fiction Thingy With No Other Title Tha

2003-09-30T22:03:30-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-30-03, Published: 9-30-03
Status: Complete

Just something I wrote for a class...I'm probably going to fail the assignment. Anyway, I liked it and some other people liked it...so...i hope you like it too. Oh yeah, I wrote this after reading one of Samurai's stories so I was influenced by monkeys...

Evil PhoneOf DOOM!

2003-09-07T16:48:12-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-7-03, Published: 9-7-03
Status: Complete

A guy I met at night school got a boost mobile phone and didn't know how to work it...i naturally decided to exagerate a bit.

Ducks and stuff

2003-07-23T23:48:04-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-23-03, Published: 7-23-03
Status: Complete

Based on a one-liner by someone who is strong and bad BY: IRISH GUY

Boredom Hurts

2003-07-11T11:11:53-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 355, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-11-03, Published: 7-11-03
Status: Complete

Just a story I wrote while I was bored By: IrishGuy

Donny's Demons

2003-07-05T23:54:30-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,201, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-5-03, Published: 7-5-03
Status: Complete

A boy plagued with severe night terrors when he was younger, finds himself face to face with a portal to a demon world in his room. Now he must overcome his fears to find a way to close it before its too late. By Juraki

Paperclips

2003-06-29T15:47:11-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,072, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-29-03, Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

Um...this is...a weird story written late at night for a friend who gave VERY liberal guidelines. Read it...if you DARE! Bwahahaha! Rated PG for utter stupidity, and brought to you by...BOREDOM!

Onion Rings

2003-06-29T03:29:35-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,611, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-29-03, Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

There's an entire summary inside. Read that. Rated PG-13 for slight profanity, a little Ian McKellan related violence (not random inane hero worship, honest) and ninja-vampire-zombie-monkeys. Of doom.

THE ADVENTURES OF GREG AND BERTHA

2003-06-27T20:52:40-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-27-03, Published: 6-27-03
Status: Complete

I guess this would be a parody because one of my friends was digging a hole with a stick to strike oil...I hope to God she was kidding (By: IrishGuy)

The Return

2003-06-26T03:39:13-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-26-03, Published: 6-26-03
Status: Complete

THIS is the story that marks the return of Samurai Platypus. Yep. Has a moral, too. A GOOD one, even! Yep. By me. SamuraiPlatypus. Duh.

Poke

2003-06-26T03:16:36-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-26-03, Published: 6-26-03
Status: Complete

Not exactly a wonderfully spectacular piece to mark my grand return, but...eh. I like it. It's funny, and made with 100% REAL boredom! By...SAMURAI PLATYPUS!

Him and Her

2003-06-20T17:41:55-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-20-03, Published: 6-20-03
Status: Complete

A couple realizes something important about their relationship.

Insomniac

2003-06-01T20:40:33-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,130, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-1-03, Published: 4-3-03
Status: Complete

Somewhat true. I have sleeping problems and well...most of the things in here are true.

What is Love?

2003-04-02T17:00:49-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-2-03, Published: 4-2-03
Status: Complete

Just thoughts about love. Contains some mild language.

Paranoia

2003-03-01T20:10:05-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-1-03, Published: 3-1-03
Status: Complete

Writters block...damn it. There shouldn't be such a thing! Oh well. BY: Irish Guy

Out Again

2003-03-01T19:44:44-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,235, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-1-03, Published: 11-20-02
Status: Complete

This story is about one of my days at school. It's rated R for very naughty language. (second chapter finally added!) BY: The Irish Guy

LilBar

2003-03-01T18:25:52-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-1-03, Published: 3-1-03
Status: Complete

Just Something I made up while I was in Vegas...wasted. By:Irish Guy

Kaejihan and the Talking Fish

2003-02-25T14:40:21-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-25-03, Published: 2-25-03
Status: Complete

An Egyptian farmer encounters talking fish, who question him about his actions.

Body Count

2003-01-19T19:04:11-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,785, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-19-03, Published: 1-19-03
Status: Complete

A teen and his friend decide to kill the family of the man who killed the one's sister.

Untitled For Now

2003-01-17T12:05:52-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,756, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-17-03, Published: 1-17-03
Status: Complete

This is a parody of the people from the haunted house that I've come to know and love. Yay. And that really is the permanent title, so deal with it. Also, it's not finished. Yeah.

Once Upon A Time

2003-01-17T12:04:26-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,422, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-17-03, Published: 1-17-03
Status: Complete

Um...heh...I was a T.A. I needed something to do. Sooo...heh. Don't ask. Really. I'm...I'm just crazy.

A Day with Doctor Fraud

2002-11-06T11:50:30-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,734, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-6-02, Published: 11-6-02
Status: Complete

A class thingy I wrote making fun of Sigmund Freud, that miserable quack. (By [boo-ya!!!] Samurai Platypus)

The Cheese Wiz® Man

2002-10-01T11:57:05-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-1-02, Published: 10-1-02
Status: Complete

Rated R for strong addictive substance abuse. (By a non-member of The Shady Crew who sat next to Samurai in fourth period and made something that made him laugh. Read to find out more.)

Samurai Platypus: The Fourth Period Experience

2002-10-01T11:46:09-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-1-02, Published: 10-1-02
Status: Complete

It was fourth period. I was bored. Really bored, and a crazy drunken Irish dude was next to me. What to do? Write a story. Duh...

Step in the Right Direction

2002-09-18T11:39:54-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,862, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-18-02, Published: 9-18-02
Status: Complete

Um...I was in the influence of Light at the End of the Tunnel when I wrote this. It's serious, and kinda longish again, so...yeah.

The War of the Woodshop

2002-09-10T14:39:12-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-10-02, Published: 9-10-02
Status: Complete

The on going story of the eternal battle between Matt Nicolai and Samurai Platypus (yours truly), set in the most desolate, unforgiving battlegrounds of them all: high-school woodshop. (Rated for slight language and flying body parts in a comical manner.)

The Funtastically Fun Fun Misadventure of Rahul

2002-09-03T22:50:22-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,088, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-3-02, Published: 8-13-02
Status: Complete

A super exaggerated look at a day in the life of one of Samurai's good friends, Rahul. The parody comes in because it makes all of me and my friends quirks really stupid and silly and...just read the !@#$%&* story.

Corporate Wars

2002-08-13T22:49:23-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-13-02, Published: 8-13-02
Status: Complete

Sort of a stupid little ditty about a future where corporations and companies rule the galaxy. By (you know and love him!) SamuraiPlatypus

The Meaning of Life...Explained

2002-08-11T02:16:13-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-11-02, Published: 8-11-02
Status: Complete

Well...yeah. (by...bum bum bum...SamuraiPlatypus!)

The Meaning of Life

2002-08-11T02:15:08-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-11-02, Published: 8-11-02
Status: Complete

Um...rather self explainatory, no? Anyway, it's by...bum bum...SAMURAIPLATYPUS!

The Fudge Packer

2002-07-15T12:34:28-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-15-02, Published: 7-15-02
Status: Complete

Um...heh heh... ^_^; Well, I said I'd post everything, and I wrote this on a dare. It's not how it sounds...aw, I'm going to hell...

A Tale of True Events

2002-07-15T12:31:24-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,339, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-15-02, Published: 7-15-02
Status: Complete

This is a completely true tale that happened to my friends. (Note: Many of the situations were drastically changed or added to entertain readers, especially the vampire bit.) ^_^

What...the...???

2002-07-13T02:53:04-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 459, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-13-02, Published: 7-13-02
Status: Complete

A series of bizarre happenings that make no logical sense is beginning to occur...wooly mammoths with English accents and steamrollers materializing out of thin air...can it be some sort of spatial phenomenon? Sounds like another SamuraiPlatypus story to

A Day in the "Life"

2002-05-20T01:36:00-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-20-02, Published: 5-20-02
Status: Complete

A parody on a popular theme of writing nowadays.

Butterfly Wars

2002-05-20T01:34:22-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-20-02, Published: 5-20-02
Status: Complete

"... the real reason I had swatted them with an egg turner and crushed them to pieces was unconscious--I hated plastic imitation wicker mail-order butterflies."

Ye Olde Bookshoppe

2002-05-18T23:11:00-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 867, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-18-02, Published: 5-18-02
Status: Complete

A slightly predictable little tale about a man, a woman...and a dictionary.

Light at the End of the Tunnel by SamuraiPlatypus

2002-04-25T19:54:54-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,762, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-25-02, Published: 4-25-02
Status: Complete

About a guy who's trying to change who he is because he's unhappy, and wants to be accepted by another. Rater R for slight language...

Literary Scribblings

2002-04-23T16:55:10-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,072, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-23-02, Published: 4-23-02
Status: Complete

A little something to come off the top of my head (other than dandruff, which I DO NOT have, thank you very much...).

Obsolete Future

2002-04-23T16:53:11-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-23-02, Published: 4-23-02
Status: Complete

Not all visions of the future are happy.

Lava Lamp

2002-04-22T20:27:13-08:00

Author: The Shady Crew
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,020, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-22-02, Published: 4-22-02
Status: Complete

A twisted tale of horror, involving a man...and his lava lamp.