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TimeBomb

2006-04-02T10:20:20-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-2-06, Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

My first work of art inspired by writers block. "These words/so confounding/so frustrating/so conniving/THESE WORDS"

WHORE

2006-02-20T08:34:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-20-06, Published: 2-20-06
Status: Complete

The third poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp. There's nothing quite like a spoiled love. Some people are so quick to throw it away.

SpinStepStop

2006-02-20T08:28:11-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-20-06, Published: 2-20-06
Status: Complete

The second poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp. This focuses on a frienship that grew a lot over the previous summer and our last meeting (at a dance class) before I left.

Cigarette Kisses

2006-02-20T08:11:26-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-20-06, Published: 2-20-06
Status: Complete

The first poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp (nothing better to do). I went in after my summer vacation preceding my senior year of high school. This was reminiscence of the good and bad and the shades in between.

Lost Layla

2005-05-31T17:13:54-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-31-05, Published: 5-31-05
Status: Complete

Shrouded by shadows when life doesn't care. "Sweet petite morena sits at the foot of her bed/By sanguine stains from blood that’s been shed"

Fading Photographs

2005-05-03T23:11:42-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-3-05, Published: 5-3-05
Status: Complete

Photographs are great reminders of situations in the past, but they should never be the sole means of rememberance. So much of the experience is lost... so many feelings forgotten.

Fantasía

2005-05-03T23:06:32-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-3-05, Published: 5-3-05
Status: Complete

About someone coming to grips with the fact that he might be living in a fantasy when it comes to how he feels about another person but despite the different paths taken in life, he'll always remember her.

The Nature of All Greatness

2005-05-02T18:03:29-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-2-05, Published: 5-2-05
Status: Complete

This is a speech I wrote in an attempt to speak at graduation. It wasn't picked; but I didn't write it for them, I wrote it for myself. If you can understand why it didn't get picked, then you will have reaped the most out of what I have to say.

A Practice in Metaphor

2005-04-24T12:47:34-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 970, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-24-05, Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

Jack doesn't know where he's going. He's constantly moving because he can't stay still. In meeting various eccentric people (the only kind he ever comes to know) he searches for a sense of purpose without realizing he all ready has one.

Natural

2005-03-04T06:32:22-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-4-05, Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

Part of this poem is done in the form of Brooke's "The Great Lover" in order to practice descriptive language in a "laundry list" type format. It came out nice and I descovered something about myself along the way.

Socialist Security

2005-02-10T06:52:59-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,208, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-10-05, Published: 2-10-05
Status: Complete

The time as come, the President said, to dream of many things. Of freedom and individualism and no more Social Security. Wait, that doesn't rhyme...

Smooth Acceleration

2005-02-07T21:15:31-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 310, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-7-05, Published: 2-7-05
Status: Complete

Life is full of regrettable decisions but you're not at the end of the road yet.

Passing By

2005-01-25T22:13:27-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-25-05, Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

Enjoying life, and the beauty of nature on a rainy night in the city, with the one person who makes things that more excitingly unique.

Black Veil

2005-01-25T22:10:18-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-25-05, Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

This poem is about a guy realizing that the woman he loves is no longer a virgin and discovering that the trivialities of social norms and "innocence" doesn't really matter.

roots

2004-12-12T20:30:58-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-12-04, Published: 12-12-04
Status: Complete

I forgot who I was but now I think I've finally found myself again.

Identity

2004-12-06T19:08:11-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-6-04, Published: 12-6-04
Status: Complete

Mankind's identity is evolving, yet dissipating. This poem analyzes the nature of man and the coming era of a more liberal/adaptable generation and what it means for society and life.

The Amazing Adventures of the Astonishing Greco

2004-08-29T01:28:34-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,585, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-29-04, Published: 6-12-04
Status: Complete

Greco is back! And now he must deal with an evil, despotic teacher in a tale titled "C is for Commie." This is evil on a whole new level. Rating raised because of bad words like f...

The LegendMakers

2004-06-09T20:12:30-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 97, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-9-04, Published: 6-9-04
Status: Complete

We are the recorders, the writers. We make them great.

Question

2004-03-11T15:14:37-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-11-04, Published: 3-11-04
Status: Complete

Why is it that many people blindly vote or don't vote at all? Or vote for the cutest or the one with more appealing personal interests? Why is it that people don't question?

Of Demons and Angels

2004-02-16T18:46:07-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,809, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-16-04, Published: 2-16-04
Status: Complete

A couple slowly come to grips with the restrictions their vastly different beliefs put on them. Kind of a feel good yet melencholy story. Does anyone even read this section? I should put this under action and see the reviews I get.

Stop

2004-02-15T18:16:18-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

This goes out to all the emos out there. Stop complaining people. If you're reading this your life probably doesn't suck.

An Anthology of a Lost Loved One

2003-11-26T20:49:01-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-26-03, Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

My mother died in 1992 and her writings are mostly all I have left to see the kind of person she was. I never new she wrote poetry until I found an old binder that had these in there. The poems reflect the world throught the eyes of a perceptive high sc

Obsession at Fictionpress com

2003-11-18T19:53:33-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-18-03, Published: 11-18-03
Status: Complete

When I write a parody it is done with the utmost respect. Those of you paying attention around here might now what this is a parody of (it's another fic on here). If you don't know, perhaps the original author will say something in a review.

Male Genocide

2003-11-13T22:18:54-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-13-03, Published: 11-13-03
Status: Complete

Women are taking over the world! It will happen. You doubt me? Well, I've done a brienf essay explaining a few points on why women will eventually dominate the planet and eradicate the other gender.

Hidden

2003-11-09T21:43:13-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-9-03, Published: 11-9-03
Status: Complete

I've often said the only real love is making it. But even I hope to have some of the feeling everyone seems so obsessed with, despite the fact I'm cursed to be alone forever. A hopeless romantic? I pray not.

Bad Girls

2003-10-04T21:11:46-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-4-03, Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

Have you ever wonder what goes through a slut's mind? Yeah, me neither, but you'll love it when this guy tries to find out.

Grave Poets

2003-06-05T20:11:08-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,881, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-5-03, Published: 6-5-03
Status: Complete

Two teens who go to high school together seem very contrasting, yet they find they have much in common at night. The meet in a graveyard, swap poetry, and together they learn that opening up doesn't have to be a negative thing.

The Plagerist

2003-05-08T08:00:30-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 895, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-8-03, Published: 5-8-03
Status: Complete

This is just an ordinary tale about wanting to become a great plagerist. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

Best Friend's Wedding

2003-01-05T10:28:15-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-5-03, Published: 1-5-03
Status: Complete

Not really horrifying. It just a disturbing story about... Well, don't want to give too much away. It's short so just read.

Annie

2003-01-05T10:24:42-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,447, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-5-03, Published: 1-5-03
Status: Complete

A little story about young love. Greatly inspired by my hero, E.A. Poe

Nulyrtumbhurdlesquitlywag

2002-09-18T16:51:43-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-18-02, Published: 9-18-02
Status: Complete

I wrote this in Ireland. I don't know where this came from. It just popped up. It's about some weird new creature that's about to rip the poet's head off. The poet has time to write on last poem, and it's about this creature.

High School Crush

2002-09-18T16:27:39-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-18-02, Published: 9-18-02
Status: Complete

It's a poem about a highschool crush and how it effects a person (male point of veiw, obviosly). It's basically meant to revive old feelings not felt in a while.

Just a Hero

2002-04-20T17:54:43-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-20-02, Published: 4-20-02
Status: Complete

A poem about how a person is able to help people with their problems but isn't good a accepting and giving love.

Depressing Poems

2002-04-20T17:53:01-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-20-02, Published: 4-20-02
Status: Complete

I haven't titled any of these three poems. I was very depressed when I wrote them, though, hence the title.

I Want To Go Insane

2002-02-08T22:44:02-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-8-02, Published: 2-8-02
Status: Complete

A little poem explaining why I want to go insane. What else?

Spider-Matt's Poems

2001-12-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-15-01, Published: 12-15-01
Status: Complete

This is just a bunch of poems I've written in the past few months. They show several different mixed feelings I've been feeling the past few months. Enjoy!

She Is

2001-12-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-15-01, Published: 12-15-01
Status: Complete

These are a few poems I wrote to a girl. Something I don't do too often. Thought I'd share them with the world.

Stolen Soul

2001-12-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-15-01, Published: 12-15-01
Status: Complete

This is a monologue poem I wrote for school. The title essentially tells what it is about.

I've Been So Blind

2001-12-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-15-01, Published: 12-15-01
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote for school. It deals with Sep. 11.

Alone and Wasted

2001-12-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-15-01, Published: 12-15-01
Status: Complete

This is a short little story I wrote while feeling depressed. If you read, you might find it a bit ironic that it was written three days before Sep. 11.

Odd Poems

2001-06-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-6-01, Published: 6-6-01
Status: Complete

These are a couple of odd poems I wrote. I don't know what they mean. I just wrote them. Read and review if you like very odd poems. I think you'll find them odd.

Life & Teen

2001-06-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-6-01, Published: 6-6-01
Status: Complete

Two poems I wrote about life and beeing a teenager. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote these. It's not like me to write these types of poems. Hmmmm...... Oh well. I'm sure someone out there will like them. Right? Right?!?!?!?!

A Bard Tale

2001-05-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-29-01, Published: 5-29-01
Status: Complete

This is a very interesting story about a me bumping into a bard. Like a lot of my stories, you just have to read them to find out about them It's rated PG because ass is said a few times.

Fairy World

2001-03-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-30-01, Published: 3-30-01
Status: Complete

This is an odd story about a boy. Yes, a boy who wants to go into the Fairy World. It's very short. I thought I'd try something different from my normal ludicrous stories. Well, this is a short one. Enjoy while you can!

Sides-A Struggle Between Good and Evil

2001-03-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,109, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-30-01, Published: 3-30-01
Status: Complete

This is a spoof on the Edgar Allen Poe story Silence-A Fable. It's still really funny if even if you haven't read the Poe story. You just catch more jokes if you've read a lot of Poe. So please, this is for any humor lover, so come read the story of go

TLOTHDEHWEWAHSCFTR

2001-03-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,402, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-11-01, Published: 2-23-01
Status: Complete

The Legend Of The Half Dark Elf, Half Wood Elf, With A Human Sixth Cousin truly is a wonderful tale. It's also very funny and weird. I can't really explain what it's about. But I think you'd like it if you read it. Second chapter up!

Evil Santa

2001-01-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-6-01, Published: 1-6-01
Status: Complete

Well, the title tells, pretty much, what it's all about. I wrote it when I got home from seeing the Grinch. Weird things pop into my head at the strangest times.

One perfect Boob

2001-01-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-6-01, Published: 1-6-01
Status: Complete

I think the title tells why it's PG13. But this is for mostly guys. Mostly! Any girl who wants to look and see what guys really dream about at night, go ahead and read it.

Fantasy Like You've Never Seen It Before

2001-01-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-6-01, Published: 1-6-01
Status: Complete

Hmmm... Well, It's a funny story. I can't really tell you what it's about. You just have to read it yourself. Come on, you know you wanna.

Gore the Bore

2000-11-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 27 Updated: 11-30-00, Published: 11-30-00
Status: Complete

If you don't like Al Gore, read this! If you like Gore, you should read this anyway! You'll still have to admit some of the stuff in this poem is true. This is my take on what Gore is doing with this election! have fun!

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2000-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Spider-Matt
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,429, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-19-00, Published: 11-19-00
Status: Complete

As you can tell I couldn't come up with a title. This story is about elves, and waht it would be like if they lived in today's world!