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My Mother Does Dishes in her Sweats

2008-11-13T16:51:16-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 149, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-13-08, Published: 11-13-08
Status: Complete

Shakespearian sonnet.

Coppernose, Limited

2008-06-15T23:38:37-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,846, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-15-08, Published: 6-15-08
Status: Complete

All the Prune man wants is his wife safely dead, so he hires a cynical cat detective named Coppernose to find the corpse. Consequently, the journey brings back awkward memories of Coppernose's history of dressing in drag that leaves his partner... winde

Concrete Island

2007-12-10T21:54:40-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,726, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

An ownerless pail of orange chalk with a label that reads Now with more colors! inspires.

Infection

2007-08-31T13:28:44-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-31-07, Published: 8-31-07
Status: In-Progress

Beware of my writings they could infect you with a thought.

A Woman Without Retinas

2006-10-18T20:38:53-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-18-06, Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

To her, the sky was like our cement sidewalks—standard stomping ground—stars, black holes and galaxies.What she saw was the raw footage of life—our vision before it’s flipped over by the back of the retina and the brain. So, she really saw things differe

Because We're Going to a Carnival

2005-12-08T14:04:59-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-8-05, Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

[Villanelle] An abandoned carnival experiences rebirth in the dead of winter.

An Actress in Her Domain

2005-12-03T14:26:42-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-3-05, Published: 12-3-05
Status: Complete

[Free verse] "We're actors; we're the opposite of people." And you expect us to write poems?

The Rock Diaries

2005-10-08T13:49:30-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,340, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-8-05, Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

[SHORT STORY] Rocks. We use them to measure the age of the Earth. To us, they are eternal and unchanging. Now, read the observations and laments of one rock as he watches humans at their best.

The Last Word REVISED

2005-10-02T16:56:26-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,025, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-2-05, Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

[Short Story: REVISED] It was almost supernatural-like being on a cloud, watching the tragedy of man. But, now, Erica must cope when all the words shatter within her, and leave her an echoing ghost deep in the crowd.

The Last Word

2005-10-01T17:34:59-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,093, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-1-05, Published: 2-3-05
Status: Complete

[Short Story] In a world where speaking out is prevalent, Erica must cope when all the words shatter within her, and leave her an echoing ghost in the crowd.

Giraffes are Known to Dream

2005-09-25T20:24:47-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-05, Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

[Ballad] What is a giraffe to do when his dreams in his sleep tire him so?

Rain at Dawn

2005-02-27T12:14:09-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-27-05, Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

[Short Story]It is the anniversary of the death of a loved one. Bleak obsurities reign in the future of those apart of the Industrial Revolution in London. Amid all of this, hope and humor is found through the concrete gaze of an angel.

When it Comes to Compensating Colors

2004-10-28T21:48:05-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-28-04, Published: 10-28-04
Status: Complete

A very short piece about an orange house. A garish, orange house which draws a woman to want to buy it for peculliar-almost intuitive-feelings.

A World Unto Itself

2003-12-22T14:25:40-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,134, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-22-03, Published: 12-22-03
Status: Complete

[SHORT STORY]Here is a glimpse into the life of a peasant in the middle ages, when their lord's land was their whole world, what the lord said went, and poverty reigned . . .

Vivian's Blitz: A Story of Wartorn London

2003-04-17T16:13:11-08:00

Author: Quincer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,262, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-17-03, Published: 4-17-03
Status: Complete

[SHORT STORY]Vivan just moved to London, it is 1941, London is in a sad state from being constantly bombed. They never know when they may strike next. When the chaotic bombing starts again, Vivian is lost and responsible for her little brother's life.