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Coraline's Big Ass Adventure

2012-03-16T13:10:41-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Fantasy
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,853, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

"What the crap? No! I- I was… I wasn't propositioning you, stupid! LARP stands for Live Action Role-Playing!" I sputtered awkwardly, irritated as I felt a blush coming on. "That still sounds like a proposition to me." The guy murmured. ugh. men.

Chasing Her Muse: A Girl With ADD's Thoughts

2011-10-12T22:03:30-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Biography
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 17, Words: 16,025, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

I think that sometimes we forget that while we have a set idea of who we are, there will always be a dark mass of confusion and mystery inside of us. There's a universe inside each person, and it's constantly expanding and changing. Pillowbook.

In the Roots of the Sun

2011-10-12T18:43:43-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Romance
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,798, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

All of those fairy tales where a damsel in distress is rescued by the brave hero? They lied. It's not all that great. In reality, there's a hell of a lot more dirt and pain, and the hero may not like the fact that you're a human. Wonderful.

My Odyssey

2011-10-10T03:01:24-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Love
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

I am not Juliet, I am Odysseus/ I am the war-worn man who must wander for ten years/I must battle the churning seas/ Fight with desperate fear against the monstrous Hydra/I must dodge the Cyclops and his bellowing rage

Daughter of Eve

2009-09-03T08:29:54-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 2, Complete

A self-portrait of sorts. Dealing with past insecurities and present affirmations.

Musings

2009-03-22T13:14:25-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Spiritual
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Don’t you ever feel it? That weird, beautiful, infinite space out there? I feel it sometimes, in the deep night when I’ve been alone for awhile and I’ve been thinking far too much. A reflection on many things.

Reflections on Love

2009-03-22T12:56:20-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
General
English, Rated: K
Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,034, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This is just a general reflection on my love life or lack thereof , on all the different guys who have shaped me in their own little stupid ways.

Not Love

2008-01-17T11:18:51-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Love
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 2, Complete

I've never really been touched by that powerful, romantic love. This is a poem about that.

You made me smile just once

2007-12-07T23:09:39-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Life
English, Rated: K
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Just a poem about how those who matter most in our lives.

Lame Jokes

2007-11-08T06:53:51-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Love
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 2, Complete

A poem about being awkward around somebody who you like.

His Eyes

2007-08-13T22:50:15-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Life
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 1, Complete

A poem about The 'Look at him, look away' game that I, and I suspect many other girls, play sometimes. Very light and slightly humorous tone.

Autumn's winds

2007-08-13T22:25:57-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Nature
English, Rated: K
Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 0, Complete

A poem I wrote simply about autumn and the one who controls its winds.

Reality

2007-05-12T15:50:12-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 2, Complete

A poem about the process of dealing with pain and the essence of my relationship with the Lord.

November

2007-01-15T12:20:50-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Life
English, Rated: K
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 3, Complete

A poem about love in youth with a sweet, light tone. More of a focus on rhythm and rhyme than anything.

Don't use them verbs like they was nouns!

2003-08-18T17:00:02-08:00

Author: I-Wuv-Muffins
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 6, Complete

Huey, a Monkey, has an URGE to leave his five-story mansion. Where will his British butler take him?