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The Path of the Pylons

2006-09-27T15:32:49-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,535, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

A man with nothing to live for gets fried by his fuse box, drastically altering the entire course of his life when he develops an unhealthy addiction to electrocution. Set in London, 1997.

A Vampire on the Train

2006-09-27T15:04:12-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

An English translation of a personal encounter that I had with the undead on a train one night. But not really.

A Reasonable Explanation

2006-09-27T14:55:38-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

I was a crack-addicted alien abductee. This poem is not for the faint of heart (or humor).

A Friend Like Mine

2004-05-04T16:05:49-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-4-04, Published: 5-4-04
Status: Complete

A lyrical poem, one friend to another, speaking fondly of memories and days to come.

Remember When

2004-02-21T20:26:52-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-21-04, Published: 2-21-04
Status: Complete

This poem, a very small collection of fondest memories, is for the friend whom I've known and loved longer than perhaps even this mortal life I'm living right now.

A Lesson from the Mind

2004-02-04T19:47:24-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-4-04, Published: 2-4-04
Status: Complete

For anyone who's hated math with such a fury that even God knows not this wrath, here comes a poem from yours truly.

The Hermit in the Hills

2004-02-04T19:35:22-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-4-04, Published: 2-4-04
Status: Complete

This is a poem for anybody who's never had somebody; the hermits, the wallflowers, the unwanted lovers.

A Slashy Bedtime Prayer

2002-10-21T15:21:00-08:00

Author: H.J. Bender
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 43 Updated: 10-21-02, Published: 10-21-02
Status: In-Progress

Recently updated but still recognizable. For all of you Yaoists AND slash fans out there, the perfect bedtime prayer.