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2005-04-24T20:24:58-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-24-05, Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

Mealtimes are fraught with danger.

Choices

2005-03-30T21:54:00-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-30-05, Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

Midlife crisis story.

Resculpting

2005-03-13T18:48:45-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 15,410, Reviews: 22 Updated: 3-13-05, Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

First person story about a guy who picks up the pieces and rehashes how they became pieces. PG13 due to language and inferred violence.

An Admission

2005-02-27T19:24:16-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-27-05, Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

A little discussion with an unusual criminal. Edited.

Quest of the Sages

2004-08-29T22:25:36-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,276, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-29-04, Published: 5-12-04
Status: Complete

Trouble is brewing...Will the humans be caught unawares this time? Magic included.

Angst

2004-04-21T17:11:10-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-21-04, Published: 4-21-04
Status: Complete

A summary of your basic teen poem.

Greyhound

2004-04-13T21:46:48-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-13-04, Published: 4-13-04
Status: Complete

Very short image of someone letting go of control and breaking away from previous habits.

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2003-12-29T10:55:07-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-29-03, Published: 12-29-03
Status: Complete

EDITED! Much better than before. Does that make it good? You decide!

Insomnia

2003-10-19T20:16:29-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,660, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-13-03
Status: Complete

Night terrors. Mild day irritations. Why?

Biblioaddict

2003-09-17T15:42:54-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,968, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-17-03, Published: 7-17-03
Status: Complete

When reading consumes, perhaps we need to resurface to reality. FINISHED.

Rootless

2003-05-22T22:16:59-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 22, Words: 19,651, Reviews: 105 Updated: 5-22-03, Published: 12-10-02
Status: Complete

Rebecca is content while living a nomadic life with her father-until he announces they will be staying with a friend, his wife, and his gorgeous son, Jimmy. Now all she's got to do is survive a yet another new school. *FINISHED*

City Love

2003-05-04T19:47:15-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,264, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-4-03, Published: 4-30-03
Status: Complete

Little ficlette that somehow multiplied itself already. PG 13 because of vague allusions. Somewhat sappy, really random. Song fic. **FINISHED**

Melancholia

2003-04-22T22:03:39-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-22-03, Published: 4-22-03
Status: Complete

Not your traditional romance, as there is only one person discussed. Incredibly short, no real point, only a ficlette. Strange mood when written. Beware.

Dance of Life

2003-03-09T15:00:37-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-9-03, Published: 3-9-03
Status: Complete

An allegorical story of high school life.

Musicality

2003-03-08T21:34:37-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-8-03, Published: 3-8-03
Status: Complete

Written when drowsy, listening to Third Eye Blind, Slow Motion.

Mathilde: The Hospital Fairy

2003-02-16T16:05:41-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,662, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-16-03, Published: 2-16-03
Status: Complete

A very bad story about fairies who torture patients for their jello.

Pilgrim's Progress

2003-01-21T16:14:43-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-21-03, Published: 1-21-03
Status: Complete

If you know the story of Pilgrim's Progress, you may have an idea about this.

Flames

2003-01-10T17:32:30-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-10-03, Published: 1-10-03
Status: Complete

Flames for flames? A little ficlette about moving out of the past.

Sleep

2003-01-03T22:58:08-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-3-03, Published: 1-3-03
Status: Complete

In imitation of the way Charles Dickens writes. My teacher made me do it **looks shiftily around**

Good Morning

2003-01-03T22:43:34-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-03, Published: 1-3-03
Status: Complete

Posted before, but i took it down. Just a little fanficlette, a bit of random fluff.

Life Metaphors

2003-01-03T22:42:01-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-3-03, Published: 1-3-03
Status: Complete

Poetry i wrote for english class

Euphoria

2003-01-03T22:06:46-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-3-03, Published: 1-3-03
Status: Complete

Very strange, very random similes gone wrong.

Laura

2002-11-12T20:55:24-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-12-02, Published: 11-12-02
Status: Complete

A short and not really sweet bit of text. Totally random, but great if you are just browsing. review with glowing or fiery reviews. Pyromania is always at home with me.

Gills

2002-09-14T21:46:39-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 10, Words: 1,751, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-14-02, Published: 8-27-02
Status: Complete

This is Allen. This Allen on Fanfiction... A story i wrote when i thought i was funny...beware, there may be one or two rip offs in here, but yes, it is an original. Finally finished. At last, you all sigh... Great Flaming Reviews, Batman!

A Story of Fantastic Proportions

2002-08-17T22:32:58-08:00

Author: whohasthezebra
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,700, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-17-02, Published: 8-17-02
Status: Complete

Watch as everyone's favorite, cliche style of writing takes a beating by a disgruntled author. R and R. Flames? Sure, keep my toes toasty.