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Vintage

2007-05-07T14:31:20-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

Desperate to find a drink in my dorm, I resort to the cheapest alternative...

Things on my ToDo List

2007-05-07T14:28:54-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

A poetry exercise in class. Students write two lines, pass the paper to the right. Write two lines, pass. Continue for a few minutes. This is the result. A little offensive, but funny.

The Dysfunctional Crossdresser Family

2007-05-07T14:26:03-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

Dwelling on the different materials that caress my body at night.

The Day We Broke Up

2007-05-07T14:22:52-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

I used to be a 2year addict of World of Warcraft. Now my muse is back, but the memories remain...

Rodniffyrg

2007-05-07T14:19:44-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

I've worn the same scarf with me for over 6 years, even during summer. My friends call me HP for it, and it has become my trademark.

Double Dare

2007-05-07T14:15:36-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: In-Progress

I take a bet to pee and poop in a cup and walk around a party acting like it's a drink.

Visitation

2005-09-18T14:33:42-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,549, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-18-05, Published: 9-18-05
Status: Complete

Upon hearing that the silver dragon Calcifer Rauth was not feeling well of late, healer dragon Silverheart Asura finally goes through with a long-awaited visit to the Planesmaster's homeworld. A storm approaches on the horizon, not of Calcifer's control.

Paladin Saga, Part One of Three

2004-09-05T21:16:16-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,969, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-5-04, Published: 6-21-04
Status: In-Progress

It has been 500 years after Doune Appenfell brought the Holy Order back to civilization. After a halfmilennia of peace, the stability of the world of humans and dragons falters. Sequel to PQ. Progress halted, unknown continuation.

The Pizza Hut Strikes Back

2004-03-01T11:13:48-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,954, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-1-04, Published: 3-1-04
Status: Complete

The epic story of a starship captain and a songwriter, who must escape the clutches of the evil Pizza Delivery Empire. PG-13 for suggestive language. The short story version of a writing prompt my friends and I wrote in Creative Writing class. Plz R&R!

The Letter M

2004-02-09T08:19:10-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 288, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-9-04, Published: 2-9-04
Status: Complete

The transcription of thoughts during a silent moment. It's not hard to guess what I'm talking about. Read if you like.

What you think you know about movies

2003-11-19T08:33:06-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-19-03, Published: 11-19-03
Status: Complete

Can the traditional story of slavery be applied to anyone? See if what you read about slavery is familiar, then prepare to face the ultimate twist! The scary part is that it's TRUE!

The Last Day

2003-06-13T07:00:21-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-13-03, Published: 6-13-03
Status: Complete

A journal's experience of the last moments of the last day at school. At first, it didn't feel right. But I feel better now that I've written it.

Dowty

2003-06-13T05:50:16-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-13-03, Published: 6-13-03
Status: Complete

A poem honoring the best English teacher ever! May her memory live on in this poem even after she retires!

Paladin's Quest

2003-06-04T15:05:56-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 17, Words: 50,158, Reviews: 20 Updated: 6-4-03, Published: 4-26-01
Status: Complete

A fantasy world is torn apart by a devastating war, and the aftermath spells hopelessness with the Holy Order destroyed. Can a cocky ranger and a dragon salvage the fate of the world from the growing darkness? Currently under serious editing.

The Dragon's Quest

2003-02-20T11:49:46-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-20-03, Published: 2-20-03
Status: Complete

A follow-up poem describing the point of view from one of the characters in my fiction, Paladin's Quest.

Night and Day

2003-02-12T16:24:13-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-12-03, Published: 2-12-03
Status: Complete

Words of encouragement for the lost soul or hopeless life. Taken from personal experience (what poet doesn't?)

Don't Worry aka The Autumn Sermon

2002-10-30T19:55:03-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-02, Published: 10-30-02
Status: Complete

At a recent coffee club meeting, everyone couldn't read anything other than sad and depressing poetry. This poem is a response to each and a reflection of my philosophy.

The Hour of Youth

2002-09-22T12:22:16-08:00

Author: Blake Wales
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-22-02, Published: 9-22-02
Status: Complete

Remember how people say how the youthful think that they're invincible...?