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Le Chrysanthème

2005-10-02T07:07:58-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Haiku
French, Rated: K
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 13, Reviews: 1, Complete

Haikus are certainly not my forte.

Perfidy

2005-08-30T15:22:42-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 5, Complete

Je n’ai rien pour dire…Je dois écrire plus souvent, parce que mes aptitudes meurent…

The God of Wrath

2005-04-27T11:57:22-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 10, Complete

I Await a Proper Title

2005-02-13T16:23:01-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,023, Reviews: 6, Complete

A young man bound for the priesthood falls desperately in love with an eight-year-old girl at a Florentine brothel. (One-shot- you call it that, right)

Still Untitled

2005-01-20T11:40:05-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Romance
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 5, Complete

This is still a work in progress, as is shown by the lack of a definite title, and I don't know what I'm doing with it; however, I would appreciate some criticism.

No existe

2004-12-13T15:38:24-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
War
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 2, Complete

There is no title.

Athena's Hammer

2004-06-19T08:32:42-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 4, Complete

Oh, this one is about Raphael. Of course I love him the most, and his poem doesn't come out as well.

The Creation, Painter

2004-06-19T08:26:37-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 4, Complete

It's about the life of Michelangelo.

Terribilità: Passion Mine

2004-06-01T13:20:29-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 8, Complete

A poem, I believe.

Untitled Essay

2004-05-31T11:57:03-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Essay
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 2, Complete

This explores mercy and justice in Shakespeare's marvelous work, 'The Merchant of Venice,' with ample Aquinas to please me. Could you take the time to read it, as I'm struggling with this? Heh, I already handed it in, but I would appreciate a read.

Four o'Clock on Judith's Patio

2004-05-26T15:25:50-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 7, Complete

This is indefinitely my favourite of all my poems (yes, even those not on this site). (It's even the one in which I figured out the 'tab' tag in html). This is confusing, I know, but I rather like it.

Silena Victoria: The Uncertainty of Saint George

2004-05-26T13:19:41-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 3, Complete

This is something I wrote as an introduction to my novel whose completion is sketchy. Do you know who St. George is? I hope so.

La Comtesse d'Haussonville

2004-05-14T12:57:49-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 2, Complete

It's based on the painting. Look it up; that would help.

Courtier, the Turquoise

2004-05-09T06:37:27-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 3, Complete

I am in your debt, Frugale, as my poems may be properly formatted now.

Leda

2004-04-21T13:32:31-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 4, Complete

...

éadromaigh

2004-04-09T16:26:14-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 2, Complete

Screw the title; I decided I was not fond of the idea of stealing Erasmus' wonderful satire. éadromaigh: ighten. (Gaelic).

La Parodie de l'alouette

2004-03-21T14:01:33-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 7, Complete

No, it is not in French. It just so happens to have a French title: Parody of the Lark. It is a sonnet; a Petrarchan one.

Cubicle Disputes of the Heliocentric

2004-03-09T15:53:13-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 3, Complete

According to Dante, the circle of the sun in the nine angelic circles is that of intellectuals/theologians.

First Below the Giants

2004-02-29T13:24:51-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 2, Complete

Not my best, but oh well. The title is an allusion to Dante, by the way, which would help you figure out what this is actually about.

Saint Benedict's Suicide

2004-02-25T18:39:23-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: T
Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 2, Complete

This was oringinally an assignment for poetry class using a character from the film 'Dead Poets' Society...' Well, think Xenogears, God, salvation etc.

Pretty Bastard

2004-02-11T07:55:08-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: T
Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 7, Complete

Does anyone wish to inform me as how one would go about uploading works with italics and single spacing? Every time I do it with html it comes out with disgustingly huge spaces. Hm, this is rather Xenogearsesque, but ...nevermind. You wouldn't understand.

Pietá

2004-02-02T07:54:42-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 8, Complete

Just a rather short piece based upon one of the most majestically humble, spellbindingly soul-crumbling, simplistically rendered examples of balanced perfection.

Straterra: Lily in the Stagnancy

2004-01-29T08:45:59-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K
Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 6, Complete

I'm just...badly reflecting, with no sense of beat, logic, or beauty. Whatever. But I bet you couldn't tell me where the name comes from.

Gemini

2004-01-22T15:00:18-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 5, Complete

Hm, perhaps I should start a series on the astrological signs. This has multiple sources for inspiration, so it's...interesting, so to speak.

Pax Romana

2004-01-22T14:48:38-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Politics
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 5, Complete

I just found that to be a rather nice oxymoron. (Pax Romana means 'Roman Peace' in Latin).

Belligerent Release: Prayer to Ascension

2004-01-08T07:57:56-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 2, Complete

I devised this rather late at night, as has been a trend of my writings as of late, but this was quite spontaneous...just...perhaps I've been reading to much manga..ah well. Enjoy..

Nike

2004-01-05T08:49:15-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Mythology
English, Rated: K
Supernatural/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 3, Complete

This is...about the Greek goddess Nike, specifically the sculpture "The Nike of Samothrace," my favorite Greek piece of art.

Maladjusted Certainty

2004-01-03T16:29:28-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 6, Complete

Read it if you wish. Either way.

Diplomatic Murder

2003-12-27T14:48:04-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 2, Complete

Hm. This needs work, as does its genres.

Transitional Indivisibility

2003-12-22T17:49:36-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 5, Complete

I wrote this on a series of whims, all formulated in a comatose state, but hey. Hm, never mind. Espero que ésta les gusta. But overall this comes out off…I’d appreciate constructive criticism.

Sacbe Xibalbá

2003-12-17T08:37:52-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Religion
English, Rated: K
Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 5, Complete

The title is Mayan, the translation literally: "White Road Xibalbá," Xibalbá being the Mayan Underworld. If you've heard about the exquisite Mayan mural discovered in Guatemala a few years ago, knowledge released publicly recently, you'll get it..

Not Since Monday

2003-12-16T16:10:41-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 3, Complete

Eh...difficult to summarize...but I finally wrote something...::meek smile:: Writer's block sucks ass...

Virgo

2003-11-21T17:25:33-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 11, Complete

Terrible mood today; do not expect wonders...nevermind.

Something Like Japanese

2003-11-19T14:02:05-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 9, Complete

Most likely one of the poems excavated from the deepest cavern of my heart...by God do I loathe my emotion.

Currently Nix

2003-11-18T17:52:54-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 891, Reviews: 2, Complete

I've been struggling w/ this piece for a week, randomly had some plot ideas, then I wrote this prologue. Rather perplexing. I suck at titles. Assistance, please. Nix is the goddess Night in Greek mythology. Hence the Latin word for nothing...I'm bored.

None

2003-11-18T13:22:41-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 5, Complete

It's basically about a man ruefully rediscovering the love he left years ago working in a very shallow profession; it's true meaning lies beyond that; this idea is only the means of conveying what I mean. I was thinking for once. Titles?

Movement the Last: Eulogy to an Unplayed Score

2003-11-04T12:23:04-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 9, Complete

A dark music room...a quiet piano...I thought he loved me then. Music lies too well. The title...and the poem...simply do not ask.

A Goddess Masked and a Woman Revealed

2003-11-03T16:28:32-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Historical
English, Rated: T
Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,929, Reviews: 4, Complete

A debate between Andromache and Helen: it has a few good metaphors and arguments, and I just put it up...because. I adore Andromache.

Silence of the Wind Chimes

2003-11-01T08:04:21-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 8, Complete

...'I should get a set of wind chimes, they remind me of your voice.' ..

Paper Cranes

2003-11-01T07:02:27-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 17, Complete

...I can't fly...

Sakura's Lipstick

2003-10-21T06:40:46-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 8, Complete

In the case that one is not informed, Sakura means cherry blossom in Japanese. Sorry for the obvious remark; if one does not know this, the poem makes little sense. This is very different from my usual, but I am rather fond of it. ^^

Secondhand Sunshine

2003-09-23T14:33:34-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 18, Complete

A frivolous string of lovely words thrown carelessly together that means something simple. If the words are too complex for you or any of that crap, wondrous for you. I don't write like this for you.

The End of Time

2003-09-19T17:36:18-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 13, Complete

I suppose this was inspired by the gates of the end of time in Crono Trigger...something of a love poem.

No Title

2003-09-18T06:42:52-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 25, Reviews: 12, Complete

This...is not what it sounds like.

Insert Title Here

2003-09-05T15:42:35-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 8, Complete

And I die...

Untitled

2003-09-05T12:52:35-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Friendship
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 12, Complete

I've given up on titles. I was just reminiscing about my best friend's beautiful stormy sea-glass eyes, and how I want to kill myself every time I look at them...it's my fault she looks at me...like...that...

Restless Serendipity

2003-08-12T17:21:25-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 15, Complete

Leave me alone; I feel like I'm drunk; my poetry is going off whatever end it had; & I'm completely losing what little mind I once retained. And the title could use work, but I do not care anymore.

Earrings of the Rainbow

2003-08-11T17:57:35-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 13, Complete

it was raining beautifully, & i was in a miserably in love trance, so this is a bit jumbled, but quite simple if you think about it. genres, please?

Nameless

2003-08-09T15:55:08-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 13, Complete

it has no title; i could not devise a fitting one. simply a rather tragic love poem (as the genres state), from a ruing man's point of view...

Lightbulbs in the Stars

2003-07-17T13:01:45-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 4, Complete

meh, rating might change if write more...i just don't like putting it as G. genres are wrong too. as usual...basically what the title says. though if i add more to it, then..i don't know...i needed to write something and get my emotions out...

Harps of Ash

2003-07-12T16:56:32-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 18, Complete

I changed it. There aren't so many repetitions of the word 'of' now. Yay.

Moon's Tear

2003-07-03T10:19:31-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K
Tragedy/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 21, Complete

Just...ew.

Silk Curtains

2003-07-01T18:24:09-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 10, Complete

umm... enjoy.

Elegy of Emptiness

2003-06-30T14:08:34-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 8, Complete

anyway. basically, this is...mentally disturbing, but pretty...and so very strange. as my poetry is becoming. the gorgeous title, alas, is from LoZ, Majora's Mask...but the poem is my own. ^^

Prelude to Golden Darkness

2003-06-28T10:03:17-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Fantasy
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 6, Complete

...? another legend of zelda inspired poem. ah well...i don't like it...XP just because...it's sort of unorganized...

Sleepless Waterfall

2003-06-24T19:09:22-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: T
Angst/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 538, Reviews: 15, Complete

...?

Stolen Smiles

2003-06-18T18:20:31-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: M
Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,094, Reviews: 2, Complete

I'll most likely never update this. It makes very little sense, I was simply ramblnig when I wrote it.

Painted Sunset

2003-06-16T11:37:01-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 4, Complete

*hates genres* eh, can't figure them out at all. um. i wrote this in ten minutes after my brother woudn't stop screaming @ me about printers & i cut myself a tad too much and there's lots of pretty red...^^ this just came to my head. rhymes!

My Tattered Black Umbrella

2003-06-14T14:03:10-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 7, Complete

i don't know how to describe this one...cough as usual...cough how would you interpret it...? i just like how it sounds and couldn't get the idea out of my head...rainy themes...love rain...R&R please...

Eternal Dreams

2003-06-12T05:39:39-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 14, Complete

a strange take on death...rather pretty...i suppose my manic depression does bring out my good poetry...i could use a new title. have any ideas...?

Drowning

2003-06-10T13:26:07-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Friendship
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 10, Complete

...

Illusion

2003-06-09T05:39:32-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 6, Complete

...Forget everything.

Glass Roses

2003-06-03T15:54:22-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 6, Complete

i have a strange obsession w/ roses. well, it's basically what the title says...

Memoirs of a Supernaturally Unstable Mind

2003-05-26T16:05:29-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: M
Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,559, Reviews: 14, Complete

I'm considering removing this, as I do not believe I have the concentration to continue it.

I'm Sorry

2003-05-25T08:00:11-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Friendship
English, Rated: T
Angst/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,101, Reviews: 5, Complete

Read the title. This sucks too. At least I can tolerate my later works.

Tears of my Heart

2003-05-20T11:11:32-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 10, Complete

i don't know...just a random angst...very short. for anyone really, not just for me...i wrote this on the bus. i just wanted 18 stories that were MINE, ok!

Crescent Moon

2003-05-17T13:10:02-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Haiku
English, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 13, Complete

My terribly talented 12 year old sister Teagan wrote this. Read it, it's better than my work anyway.

Nightshade

2003-05-16T06:59:14-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 7, Complete

Ick...forget this one too.

The Blood Red Rose

2003-05-13T06:53:29-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 6, Complete

Meaningless old 'poetry.'

Wraith

2003-05-08T12:24:22-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 6, Complete

More terrible angst. Yes, I've grown out of that...now it's just twisted angst that isn't quite angst.

The Cheesewagon

2003-05-07T17:04:01-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,103, Reviews: 2, Complete

My bus sucks...

Wings Upon the Darkness Falling

2003-05-02T10:28:19-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Supernatural
English, Rated: M
Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 6, Complete

I don't believe this will ever be updated again either...yes, I abandon things easily after a while.

Parental Units: Programmed to Love?

2003-04-27T14:38:59-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Family
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 3, Complete

Meh, title says it, I don't like this...

The Red Flag

2003-04-27T13:39:01-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 3, Complete

Eh...

Ode to Chipmunks

2003-04-27T09:25:23-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Nature
English, Rated: K
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 10, Complete

I was rather bored and inebriated on a certain sweet substance. This is the end result. Do not expect such productions to be formulated from me for a very long time.

Porcelain

2003-04-25T06:39:49-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 8, Complete

A man loves a woman that he can never have...because she cannot love. Originally for english class, Great Expectations, one of my favorite books. Hm, I actually still like this poem.

Hauntings of Himself

2003-03-30T14:05:25-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Horror
English, Rated: T
Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 1, Complete

well, yet another writing assignment from the gnome...an old man is haunted from repressed his past. very odd...could someone please read this!

The Hunted

2003-02-09T15:51:40-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Action
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,135, Reviews: 6, Complete

...

Hell's Bells

2002-12-22T15:23:26-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Song
English, Rated: T
Parody/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 26, Complete

Aw, this is cute...blasphemous, but aren't we all?

Midnight Escape

2002-11-12T15:49:38-08:00

Author: Plato's Optic Runaway
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,929, Reviews: 6, Complete

This is relatively cute, just a short story requiring little thought to comprehend. Enjoy.