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Henry the Wanderer, Or Something

2004-07-07T20:39:19-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-7-04, Published: 7-7-04
Status: Complete

Henry is on a quest to find the Hand of Fate. It's hard. Really hard. So hard the gods are beginning to think Henry'll need all the help he can get... May become a collection of short stories. Review copiously, my readership!

Dream No 7

2004-06-07T05:23:44-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-7-04, Published: 6-6-04
Status: Complete

Third of a collection of short stories. A man has a dream that starts with a vacation to New Orleans, which then ends in tragedy. Things get weirder thereafter. Please review.

Five Men in the Desert

2004-05-10T06:10:13-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,438, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-7-04
Status: Complete

WARNING: Contains metaphorical religious content! Prepare to be offended, irritated or just gloat that someone's on your side. Please read the second chapter before reviewing.

Sain

2004-05-08T12:59:21-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 20, Words: 18,473, Reviews: 48 Updated: 5-8-04, Published: 5-27-03
Status: Complete

Michael Sain needs to get a life, and if it has to take a woman in a white dress, a wizened dinosaur with a cigar and a strange cult to get it for him, so be it... PLEASE REVIEW! Ch. 20 UP

The Really Bad Angst Collection!

2004-05-08T10:17:07-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,407, Reviews: 43 Updated: 5-8-04, Published: 2-6-04
Status: Complete

Blood! Death! The horror of mortality! Why my life sucks! ...and all the other really funny stuff. It's self-expression gone hideously wrong. Please review so I will not be sad.

No More Coincidences

2004-04-12T15:53:40-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

This short story begins with a dark and stormy night, ends with firey death, and probably goes back to being dark and stormy. Somewhere in the middle is a plot of some sort. Please review!

Special Delivery

2004-04-11T15:11:28-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,472, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-11-04, Published: 4-11-04
Status: Complete

A short story about a man, his wife, their saturnine son and a supernatural pizza delivery boy. Proving once again that people get what they deserve. Please review!

Happy Birthday to Me

2004-03-22T14:00:46-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-22-04, Published: 3-22-04
Status: Complete

I turned 16 on March 19, 2004. This poem is about my birthday-tastic adventures, and also indicates I'm still alive. Rated PG for references to femurs. Please review, even if your head implodes.

drunk off a glass of water: A Collection

2004-02-29T14:00:07-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 5, Words: 942, Reviews: 17 Updated: 2-29-04, Published: 7-16-03
Status: Complete

Chapter order puts newest poems first. Newest additions: god from the answering machine (a lyrical message from you-know-who). Please review.

With Papers In Order

2004-02-12T15:27:23-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-12-04, Published: 2-12-04
Status: Complete

Ah, the twisted jungle of the beaucracy. Sign this, file that... If you have the time, I highly reccomend the Terry Gilliam film 'Brazil'. But before you do, please review.

This Lethal Combination

2004-02-03T14:41:22-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-3-04, Published: 2-3-04
Status: Complete

To put it eloquently, this is why verbal communication sucks. A light blend of satirical bite and nonsense. Review and thou shalt not regret it!

The Fantasy Chronicles!

2004-01-08T14:31:40-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 16, Words: 21,811, Reviews: 225 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 6-9-03
Status: Complete

In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!

Never Say Forever

2003-12-11T16:30:42-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-11-03, Published: 12-11-03
Status: Complete

Never say you love them. Never say you'll be there. Never say they'll make it. Never say forever. Please review.

The Janitor

2003-12-06T08:57:42-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-6-03, Published: 12-6-03
Status: Complete

A short moment of awe at a prestigious awards ceremony for the highly accomplished. Please review.

The Sandman's Curse

2003-11-06T15:25:00-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,070, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-6-03, Published: 7-2-03
Status: Complete

A man is bestowed both immortality and eternal insomnia at the same time. Imagine infinity without sleep. Imagine existence lying awake forever. Life is one neverending night, and he just wants to go to bed... Please review.

My Personal Apocalypse

2003-11-06T15:23:29-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-6-03, Published: 11-6-03
Status: Complete

What would you do with the End of the World? This poem won me a school contest and $10. Yummy. Please review!

The Survivor

2003-08-25T19:43:31-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 288, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-25-03, Published: 8-25-03
Status: Complete

"If I woke up tomorrow and the world had ended..." The strange tale of what one boy would do in the face of the Apocalypse. Please review.

It's a Crime to be Normal

2003-08-15T20:49:38-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-15-03, Published: 8-15-03
Status: Complete

Written in defence of the so-called 'typical' popular kids whom everyone seems to loathe so much. Peel away the plastic and you'll find something completely different. My bittersweet views on 'weirdness'. Please review.

Beneath the Window

2003-07-25T00:21:14-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-25-03, Published: 7-25-03
Status: Complete

The morbid account of a death at midnight and the person responsible. I only put it in General because the other categories of the Poetry section are inadequate for the content of this piece. Please review!

The Last Party

2003-07-19T00:53:05-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-19-03, Published: 7-19-03
Status: Complete

The song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" gets a rather morbid make-over. Not a story, but not really poetry either... Please review.

The War That Never Happened

2003-07-07T17:59:41-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-7-03, Published: 7-7-03
Status: Complete

If you could go back in time and change the past so that a war never happened, would you do it? And what would be the consequences of that change? Please review.

20 Ways To Prove God's Love in the End

2003-07-06T18:34:25-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 980, Reviews: 39 Updated: 7-6-03, Published: 7-3-03
Status: Complete

If you've ever doubted His existance or denied it outright, this one's for you. Dedicated to non-believers and athiests, but believers are just as welcome to it. Feedback is extremely appreciated.

Oh! Super Shukumorinebanzai no Chikara Love Apples

2003-07-03T15:58:24-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,392, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-3-03, Published: 7-3-03
Status: Complete

A boy sits down to write the Ultimate Manga-type Story (whatever that means) with the help of a Guidebook and his cynical sister Reader. A satire on the Western Otaku (whatever that is). Please review!

I Ku, You Ku, We All Ku For Haiku!

2003-06-29T11:04:33-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 395, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-29-03, Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

A tortured man becomes obsessed with finding the plural of 'haiku'. The title is a quote from the alternative comic "Too Much Coffee Man", in case you want to know. The actual haiku is in the second chapter. Please review!

The Druggies On the Bus Go Back and Forth

2003-06-27T00:45:28-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-27-03, Published: 6-27-03
Status: Complete

A conversation overheard by two druggies sitting behind us on the way home from school. Guess what they were talking about. Reviews extremely appreciated.

The Vandal

2003-06-25T20:26:07-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-25-03, Published: 6-25-03
Status: Complete

Some day, when you look around your graffitied bathroom stalls or your egg-dripped dingy double doors, you'll understand why they do it. Reviews are extremely appreciated.

Communication

2003-06-25T20:14:17-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-25-03, Published: 6-25-03
Status: Complete

Nobody will ever understand you. I wrote it one day when I felt I couldn't communicate to anyone and no human being was ever going to get inside my head. Reviews will be extremely appreciated.

Weather Report

2003-06-14T13:37:53-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-14-03, Published: 6-14-03
Status: Complete

A man's emotions are reflected in the weather patterns on the weather channel. Please review.

Sorrow Is So Demanding

2003-06-12T14:24:45-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-12-03, Published: 6-11-03
Status: Complete

There are many people on FP.com whose lives apparently suck. This is for them, and for those who wonder... Please review, if ye feel the need.

In Passing

2003-05-29T15:08:32-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-29-03, Published: 5-29-03
Status: Complete

A short poem detailing a brief moment of terror and paranoia on the highway. Climatic build-up? You betcha. Don't forget to review.

The New Myth

2003-05-26T18:02:53-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-26-03, Published: 5-26-03
Status: Complete

Four gods decide to create the perfect universe... well, three of them, at least. Written to parody the style of the Holy Bible, but not meant to offend. May be continued. Please review!

Running The Whole Gamut

2003-03-14T09:47:24-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,346, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-14-03, Published: 3-14-03
Status: Complete

This story won me the Gold medal and fifty bucks in my local library writing contest for teens, as well as some other stuff. Was it that good? A girl meets a guy named Crow on a bus ride to Edmonton, and they talk... It's a sort of a philosophical road

Shakespeare Rewritten Via Doctor Suess

2003-03-01T13:18:18-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-1-03, Published: 3-1-03
Status: Complete

If the funeral speeches from Shakespeare's Julias Caesar were rewritten by Dr. Suess, this is what would happen. Sure, I coulda put it under the Historical category, but would anyone read it? Originally a school assignment. Please review!

The Poet Hater's Poem

2003-02-27T16:45:32-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 35 Updated: 2-27-03, Published: 2-27-03
Status: Complete

Poets... Who needs 'em, anyway?

The Cycle of Nothing Much At All

2003-02-27T16:26:00-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-27-03, Published: 2-27-03
Status: Complete

There's nothing... and there's nothing. And then there's society... which is nothing much. See? It's all relative. Please review!

A Rurouni's Breakfast

2003-01-19T09:18:18-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-19-03, Published: 1-7-03
Status: Complete

What might have been a proposal for the production of yet another samurai anime is quickly dumped into the arms of the public (because no one wanted it). Ano Mireuchi has been disowned and cursed by his family for refusing to eat their breakfast cereal...

Mainstream Lament

2003-01-17T10:34:10-08:00

Author: Animagess
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-17-03, Published: 1-17-03
Status: Complete

This fic is dedicated to all the anime purists out there- For those who have rebelled against Sailor Moon's frequent sex changes, DBZ's censored violence, and Escaflowne's short, crippled run on the air... Here's to the elite.