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Phantasm

2006-09-15T03:06:23-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-15-06, Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

A sestina about a phantasm, using the words tomb, path, stars, glow, hands, and lilies. Rather pretty.

The Chicken Thing

2005-11-28T22:34:05-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,555, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-28-05, Published: 9-13-03
Status: Complete

The universe began with an exploding chicken. No, really. Unfortunately, that is entirely the fault of Josh, Minax, and Grizund . . . Watch them get arrested, meet demonic chickens, and blow things up. CH2 lives!

Assuage

2005-11-06T11:38:39-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-6-05, Published: 11-6-05
Status: Complete

Sad poem about my buddy's mom's funeral . . . and how it felt to watch him hurt and not be able to fix him . . . with a happy ending, though . . . which is crazy, especially coming from me . . .

Sword of Jazz is Life

2005-11-05T21:14:40-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-5-05, Published: 11-5-05
Status: Complete

Perhaps my favorite poem ever. Exploded out of my head, has a wondrous rhythym, and is about my two favorite things - jazz and fencing. Can't figure out how that works? Just read it.

Moonlight on the River

2005-11-05T21:13:08-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-5-05, Published: 11-5-05
Status: Complete

Sestina goodness! Found this while cleaning up folders - it's rather pretty. Yay for nature and dark forest rivers!

Revenge of Pointless Haiku

2005-10-28T00:04:45-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-28-05, Published: 10-28-05
Status: Complete

More Pointless Haiku / From the genius of Shade2 / Read, Enjoy, Review.

True Love: The Soap Opera Under the Sea Epitaphs

2005-10-27T22:37:58-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 404, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-27-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: Complete

Enter ten never before seen poems about everyone's favorite gay lobster and sea cucumber! Come experience the love (and, incidentally, death). Ramone's epic haiku tragedy now up!

The Gifted Stigma

2005-09-03T21:40:01-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-3-05, Published: 9-3-05
Status: Complete

Essay for English that turned out rather well - a basic summary of what happens to those of us designated as 'gifted'.

To Kill a Child

2005-09-03T21:12:10-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,296, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-3-05, Published: 9-13-03
Status: Complete

Drainaith has taken the children and is killing them off one by one. Tan'erth alone suspects, and takes the burden of freeing the children's souls and murdering Drainaith. It's violent, weird, and a little sad.

Dadaistic Sonnet

2005-06-18T20:18:14-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-18-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: Complete

Woot. Before the flames descend, yes, I know what Dadaism entails, and this is not it. However, it is an interesting sonnet . .. there's a bit about crocodiles . . . Read!

True Love Continued

2004-07-31T20:52:26-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-31-04, Published: 7-31-04
Status: Complete

The Harold and Lester saga continues, with two limericks about the continued lives of everyone's favorite lobster and sea cucumber. Note: This will make no sense to you unless you've read True Love: A Fateful Meeting. Read! Review! Eat Pudding!

True Love: A Fateful Meeting

2004-01-02T21:26:22-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-2-04, Published: 1-2-04
Status: Complete

(co-written with Mizutaka) Join us in the wonderous epic tale of the love between a lobster and a sea cucumber! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll think we're idiots! But that's okay! Come experience the drama, the romance, the angst!

Acid Loneliness

2003-12-11T22:11:55-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-11-03, Published: 12-11-03
Status: Complete

About loneliness and what it does to people . . . rather odd . . .

Pain of Hurt

2003-12-10T20:18:37-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 13 Updated: 12-10-03, Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

This is odd . . . ah well. Yes, Shade2 being a sappy idiot, but hey, you might find it interesting. Never know until you try, right? Right. Read it, review it, whatever.

Just a Dream

2003-11-02T20:00:23-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-2-03, Published: 11-2-03
Status: Complete

Creepy nightmare . . . welcome to my brain . . . enjoy . . .

Pointless Haiku

2003-10-02T22:47:24-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-2-03, Published: 10-2-03
Status: Complete

These are just a bunch of haiku I was writing for no reason whatsoever, although some are amusing. Go on, read them. You know you want to . . .

Let Go

2003-09-13T01:04:20-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-13-03, Published: 9-13-03
Status: Complete

Dedicated to that one person who holds all of us up at our lowest points. Angsty suicide poem as well . . . enjoy . . .

Definition

2003-09-13T00:18:24-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-13-03, Published: 9-13-03
Status: Complete

Basically, this is my definition of death, and yes, I was being idiotic when I wrote it. This isn't exactly a typical poetry format, but it's not really a story either, so, whatever.

My Caged Soul is Now Free

2003-09-06T21:45:07-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-6-03, Published: 9-6-03
Status: Complete

A girl commits suicide and ends up in a field filled with all those who previously killed themselves . . . it's angsty, but hey, that shouldn't stop you from reading it now, should it?

Redemption

2003-08-25T00:10:15-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,646, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-25-03, Published: 1-25-03
Status: Complete

Vincent Chavier is a French spy, until he is shot and wakes up 300 years later, no longer human. Charged by the man who changed him, he must now find his "siblings". Please R&R!

A Mother's Love

2003-03-21T10:04:14-08:00

Author: Shade2
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-21-03, Published: 3-21-03
Status: Complete

For past several years I have had the sneaking suspiscion that my mother hates me via small signs she repeatedly shows. This was written after a huge argument when I was feeling all depressed. Yeah. R&R! (Please)