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2008-08-24T20:22:02-08:00

Author: Beppo
General
English, Rated: T
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,124, Reviews: 1, Complete

In which Simon and Martin's personality defects are categorized and validated by a knowledgeable if slightly uneasy mental health professional.

The Unexamined Life

2008-08-24T20:13:23-08:00

Author: Beppo
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 0, Complete

After "Further Education". A brief scene in which the three main characters' parental issues are distilled.

Peccadillo

2008-08-24T20:06:06-08:00

Author: Beppo
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,120, Reviews: 0, Complete

Takes place after "Chainlink". Remember Martin, from "Further Education"? This is about him, and about his odd relationship with Simon. May contain an abortive attempt at geek courtship rituals, extreme awkwardness, and rampant cross-purposes.

Further Education

2008-08-23T21:10:16-08:00

Author: Beppo
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,449, Reviews: 0, Complete

In which Cade accidentally learns some interesting facts about Simon's education, and manages to be vaguely insightful. Takes place a year or so after "Chainlink".

Angels and Ministers of Grace

2004-10-19T23:05:22-08:00

Author: Beppo
Spiritual
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 3, Complete

A slightly offbeat account of some rather unexpected supernatural goings-on, featuring a variety of ethereal and occult beings. Hecklers and other reviewers welcome!

The Public Bathroom Affair

2004-09-28T22:43:11-08:00

Author: Beppo
Essay
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 2, Complete

An account of an unfortunate incident involving (as one might guess) a public bathroom, and an unusual amount of poo.

PassFail

2003-08-13T21:00:25-08:00

Author: Beppo
Essay
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,601, Reviews: 9, Complete

There's no category for straight-up satire :( 'cause that's what this is. Basically, I rip on my old high school's hall pass system, which sounds boring except that, for whatever reason, people really seem to like this thing. Reviews make me dance!

Earth and Sky

2003-08-10T21:15:16-08:00

Author: Beppo
Mystery
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,259, Reviews: 4, Complete

Wow, that title tells you absolutely nothing. Strange events transpire at an insane asylum. Based on an urban legend. Read 'n' review!

A Ghost Story

2003-08-10T21:11:40-08:00

Author: Beppo
Supernatural
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 2, Complete

If you had Damon Runyon on drugs and used that as an inspiration to write a ghost story that's not really a ghost story, you would get this. Fun, a little silly, and not at all scary. Read 'n' review!

A House Divided

2003-03-15T16:27:55-08:00

Author: Beppo
General
English, Rated: K
General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,333, Reviews: 1, Complete

I know, I know, the title is cheesy, but it really fits the story somehow. Basically, a little kid has a non-argument with his mother. *Reviews please!*

Chainlink

2003-03-15T16:23:52-08:00

Author: Beppo
Action
English, Rated: K+
General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,007, Reviews: 4, Complete

This thing started as sort of an experiment with crime, drama, and writing styles, but it turned out so well that I really felt it should be posted. Basically, two men run from the police, with disastrous results.

Mars Attacks

2003-02-16T17:38:49-08:00

Author: Beppo
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: K
General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,783, Reviews: 3, Complete

Basically, an extremely anti-climatic first contact, falling somewhere between actual humor and slightly off-beat weirdness. This is for everyone who loves Star Trek but secretly thinks that they occasionally take things a little too seriously.