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Postcard

2008-06-11T20:50:59-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

Here's a single moment from the old continent; time slows down to a halt and each raindrop becomes a perfect translucent orb reflected in the pools of your dilated pupils. Take a picture.

For Great Justice

2008-05-17T18:48:46-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-17-08, Published: 5-17-08
Status: Complete

In which I put as many video game references into a paragraph as I reasonably can.

Highway 61 Reconsidered

2008-05-17T18:47:06-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-17-08, Published: 5-17-08
Status: Complete

In which I answer the question, "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?" With all due apologies to Mr. Bob Dylan.

Behind Blue Eyes

2005-11-12T17:07:41-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

The ongoing saga of Durian Bloodgale's struggle against the forces of justice, peace and radical feminists. New title. New jokes. New entries. Formerly Confessions of a Lunatic Sorcerer. The song thing was stupid, so I got rid of it.

Humor: How to make it suck less

2005-08-30T15:11:25-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,661, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-30-05, Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.

Impossible To Understand

2005-02-04T15:59:00-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-4-05, Published: 2-4-05
Status: Complete

My foray into the world of modern poetry. Eat this Robert Pinsky.

Stupidity Must Be Some Kind of Chronic Illness

2003-09-11T15:49:34-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,917, Reviews: 122 Updated: 9-11-03, Published: 9-11-03
Status: Complete

Puberty does strange and mystifying things to teenagers, the least of which is dropping your intelligence to that of a tree stump. Why does this happen? Probably due to the bad chemicals. Rantish satire.

Poignant Schoolish Commentary

2003-09-06T13:32:18-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,495, Reviews: 50 Updated: 9-6-03, Published: 4-23-03
Status: Complete

*Part 2 Up* An extremely fractured take on modern high school. Chapter Two- How do you ace Chemistry? What do those weird trig symbols mean? I take a look at those stupid classes that piss me off. More hilarity than you can shake a stick at!

A Little Political Commentary

2003-08-13T14:46:15-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-13-03, Published: 8-13-03
Status: Complete

Political satire. California's recall election. A look at the candidates, their chances and numerous suggestions that may or may not make things better for California. Fun for the whole family!

Webspeakers Should Be Executed

2003-08-01T08:36:40-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 58 Updated: 8-1-03, Published: 7-2-03
Status: Complete

Chapter Two- Today I explore Leet-speak. What is leet-speak? And why does it suck so much?

Stupid Punk Kids!

2003-06-28T06:46:22-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,031, Reviews: 42 Updated: 6-28-03, Published: 6-28-03
Status: Complete

I really hate little kids. They're like locusts, destroying everything that is good and true. Read on to find out why I hate them, and what I plan to do about them.

Knocking On Heaven's Door

2003-06-11T17:46:44-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,113, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-11-03, Published: 6-11-03
Status: Complete

Contrary to the title, this is actually about Harry Potter and how its copyright laws can be violated. Relax, it's not as bad as it sounds.

Somewhat Whimsical

2003-04-16T15:48:24-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,764, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-16-03, Published: 3-19-03
Status: Complete

This is the stuff I think about when I have too much time, which unfortunately happens often. Written whenever I feel like it.

One by One the Penguins Steal My Sanity

2003-04-06T13:48:20-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,640, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-6-03, Published: 3-2-03
Status: Complete

***UPDATED*** Well, I said I wasn't gonna write any more, but lo and behold, a new pointless story in the continuing saga of those stupid penguins in my head! Sometimes I amaze even myself. More general stupidity abounds!

Pipe Dreams

2003-03-16T08:48:48-08:00

Author: Radyn
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-16-03, Published: 3-16-03
Status: Complete

What do evil sorcerers think about when they die? Revenge? Cookies? My little story answers that question, and several others you may or may not have about the nature of evil magic.