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The World in my Eyes

2006-11-18T12:20:12-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-18-06, Published: 11-18-06
Status: Complete

This is the way I see the world. These are my opinions. Note that I suffer from Asperger's Syndrome.

Sleep

2006-09-08T13:44:36-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-8-06, Published: 9-8-06
Status: Complete

I'm tired. At 9pm. I wake up, wide awake at just after 5am. Then 9am comes and I'm tired again. Sometimes I have to nap at 8.30pm.

Sleeping In The Rain

2006-08-02T10:50:39-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 97, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-2-06, Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

I found this scrawled on the back page of the notebook that I kept when I was ill in hospital. It was written in the most disgusting handwriting known to man, but at least I can realise that I had some hope in there.

Officework v20

2006-07-31T05:25:24-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-31-06, Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

The dreariness of work experience in an office. It was fine to begin with, but now the repetition is somewhat getting to me...

The “Average” English Person

2006-06-15T10:51:26-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-15-06, Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

I just like to make fun of national averages. There are a few things I left out here, but I might update one day. Please do not be offended, I am not aiming this at anybody in particular, and am not suggesting that there is anybody exactly like this.

LATIN LITERATURE IS GOD

2006-06-13T12:45:05-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 824, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-13-06, Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

I am obsessed about Latin Literature after I completed my Latin GCSE, which involved Virgil and Pliny literature. This is what I can recollect off the top of my head; this was typed off by heart. I can't forget it and I never will. I LOVE VIRGIL AND PLINY

Secrecy

2006-04-19T12:11:07-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 12, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

A haiku that I had to construct during an English lesson while staying in hospital.

R Park

2006-04-19T12:10:15-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

It's called R- Park because I want to conceal the name of the place that I live in. And yes, they do have English lessons in some children/adolescent wards in hospitals...

Psychological abuse

2006-04-19T12:09:05-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

Now I wonder why I wrote this... Another poem written in the hospital.

Mathematics

2006-04-19T12:08:20-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 11, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

Again, I wrote this when in hospital in an English lesson.

Haikus

2006-04-19T12:07:43-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

I wrote this when I was in an English lesson in the hospital.

In The Style of Robinson Crusoe

2006-02-03T10:44:18-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-3-06, Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

I had to put this up again because the old version had my name in it. Argh. This is in the style of Robinson Crusoe, in fact, it just makes fun of Robinson Crusoe's style. I hope that you enjoy.

Diamonds Calligram

2006-01-22T09:47:59-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

Some ridiculously abysmal piece of poetry that I was told to write for an English lesson at the hospital. A calligram is a poem in a certain shape, by the way. This poem is on the wall of the classroom. Whoohoo.

The 'I Feel Like Crap' Poem

2005-05-08T09:04:13-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-8-05, Published: 5-8-05
Status: Complete

My friend Florence and I wrote this. I wrote every second line; I had to rhyme with whatever Florence wrote, that is why almost every even line is very odd. We are quite depressed.

The Joys of Pliny

2005-05-08T02:52:53-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-8-05, Published: 5-8-05
Status: Complete

A translation (written by Flotom, who is also on FP) of a section letter from Pliny in a Latin lesson. It makes no sense whatsoever.

A Most Dire Postcard Poem

2005-04-16T10:02:55-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-16-05, Published: 4-16-05
Status: Complete

This is a poem that I sent to my father on a postcard when I was on holiday in Los Angeles. How can you expect me to write a decent poem in ten minutes? This is very dire.

How Does Shakespeare

2005-02-26T13:44:35-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,151, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-26-05, Published: 2-26-05
Status: Complete

...make the Meeting of Antonio and Shylock Dramatic in Act 1 Scene 3? Rated B for Bordeom. You have my permission to use this for your English homework (regard my copyright).

History

2005-01-30T14:42:55-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,782, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-30-05, Published: 1-30-05
Status: Complete

It's not historical for us at this moment in time, but it would be for a person in 2089. I wrote this for my English coursework the night before the deadline. I hope that it fares well.

Lonely House

2004-12-22T06:56:13-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-22-04, Published: 12-22-04
Status: Complete

A poem describing the great love between me and my house.

THE ISOTOPE

2004-12-16T00:19:31-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-16-04, Published: 12-16-04
Status: Complete

Magnesium (2,8,2) + Oxygen (2,6) = Magnesium (2,8) Oxide (2,8).

The Seven O' Eight Train

2004-12-13T23:39:17-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-13-04, Published: 12-13-04
Status: Complete

Florence and I are reminiscing on the Seven O' Eight train, except I was the one who wrote this poem (as Florence's poems are rubbish =). It is now the Seven O' Five.

We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire

2004-11-29T05:59:51-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-29-04, Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

An adaptation of "The Kings of Orient" [or whatever the dual it is called]. Created by myself and a family friend during a long drive in France. Rated PG for mention of killing babies and mention of shotguns [damn, I just gave it away].

A Slightly Depressing Journey through a Depression

2004-11-28T09:57:29-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-28-04, Published: 11-28-04
Status: Complete

By choosing thriller action, adventure and suspense, I was being sarcastic. I wrote this for a geography homework when we were studying weather systems - i.e. a depression is also a weather system for those who did not know. This is very weird indeed.

Does Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person?

2004-11-28T09:46:08-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,476, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-28-04, Published: 11-28-04
Status: Complete

Does Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person in the Course of the Novel? This was my English coursework for 22 November 2004. I do not know what my mark is yet, however my father thought that it was rather good. The word limit was 1,500. Rated B for bordeom.

WORDISM

2004-11-23T00:09:31-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-23-04, Published: 11-23-04
Status: Complete

As far as I know, this contains no swear words, but be aware of my occasional Tourette's. Here is a collection of words that Florence and I are obessed about. Some of them are real, some of them are neologisms (made up words). This is very odd altogether.

Relationship Between Robinson Crusoe and Friday

2004-09-27T00:15:31-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-04, Published: 9-27-04
Status: Complete

In Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. This is an essay that I wrote for an English homework on Sunday, the 26th of September. You may use it if thou so desirest.

Une Poésie Française Étrange

2004-04-09T02:40:01-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-9-04, Published: 4-9-04
Status: Complete

This is my first French poem, ever! It's rather strange, but I'm sure that the syntax is right. Its about friends. If you want to translate it, use google translator which will give you a rough (literal) translation. Enjoy!

The Wriggly Worm

2004-03-23T00:27:39-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-23-04, Published: 3-23-04
Status: Complete

Blame Flotom for writing the most random lines that I had to rhyme to. And, no, I didn't type "What problems worms have" twice, I just couldn't be bothered to think of a word that rhymes with 'have'. Please R&R. Contains mild sexual references.

The DRUGS Poem

2004-03-17T02:34:55-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-17-04, Published: 3-17-04
Status: Complete

Co-written by Flotom in an English lesson. Flo and I are somewhat obsessed about the whole drugs thing =) R&R or else I will come to haunt you in your sleep. Ok. Have fun. Contains drug and sexual references.

Mad Revenge

2004-03-03T02:32:20-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,657, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-3-04, Published: 1-27-04
Status: Complete

This is what I wrote for my English homework. Please R&R. I hope you like it. My English teacher liked it very much. Contains... mental illness and murder, but I wont make it a PG.

Moonlight

2003-10-19T11:01:22-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 29, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-19-03
Status: Complete

Don't really know what sort of catergory to put this in. I wrote it in year 6 (11 years old) and it was for an English lesson - alliteration.

I Love Being Bad

2003-10-19T10:55:33-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-19-03
Status: Complete

I wrote this when I was 11 - one of my best poems I think. In fact, I wrote it on the 5th of August 2000. Please R&R

Before Class

2003-10-19T10:48:26-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-19-03
Status: Complete

This is about my class 6CW from Newton Prep (in 2000), Battersea, London. I was 11 when I wrote this. Don't worry, it's *not* true, I was only joking.

A Breath of Life

2003-10-19T10:45:31-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 39, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-19-03
Status: Complete

This is really strange. It has a hen in it. I found it in a old book from year 5 in my old school (when I was 10), I have no idea where the hen came from.

The Ghost of Pam

2003-10-19T10:41:44-08:00

Author: Infinity Plus One
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 10-19-03
Status: Complete

I did this in year 6 (in my old school when I was 11). It's okay I suppose.