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Valedictory

2005-02-16T13:37:14-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-16-05, Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

It's about nothing really. Just about accepring death and the realization that very few endings are particularly happy. Angst Quotient=High

The Bargain

2005-02-15T16:53:41-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 884, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-15-05, Published: 2-15-05
Status: Complete

The soul market is flagging. Does Satan have what it takes to craft tailor-made marketing strategies for each consumer? Well, probably.

The Ballad of Thorkel the Strangler

2004-02-29T12:30:59-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-29-04, Published: 2-29-04
Status: Complete

Chronicles the adventurers of an excessively violent Viking in 300 words or less. Hmmm...I believe there was something else, but I've forgotten it.

A Love Sonnet

2003-11-15T19:59:55-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-15-03, Published: 11-15-03
Status: Complete

As it says, a sonnet commemorating the joys and emotions of first love. Melodramatic, but rather decent, I thought. (A lame title, I realize. Notify me if you can think of a better one1)

The Sunset

2003-11-15T19:29:52-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-15-03, Published: 11-15-03
Status: Complete

Describes the phenomenon of a sunset from a philosophical point of view. Or maybe it just sounds pretty. Why don't you decide?

Oh My Gods! An Extremely Demented Greek Myth!

2003-10-21T19:02:49-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,582, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-21-03, Published: 10-8-03
Status: Complete

Come for the adventure! The drama! The romance! Find out Prometheus's Sixteen Guidelines for Surviving an Attack of Homicidal Spleen-Chomping Swallows!...(Stay for the live nude mud wrestling directly afterwards.)

Why a Little Caffeine is a Dangerous Thing

2003-06-29T15:01:22-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-29-03, Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

Because it causes stories. Basically, it's about why people have hands, anthropomorphic penguins, the zoo, the Patriot Act, etc. Right. P.S:The government doesn't want you to read this.

Attack of the BrainEating Computer

2003-06-29T13:55:58-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 247, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-29-03, Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

Everyone knows computers are just waiting for the perfect opportunity to eat the minds of humanity and take over the world. Don't believe me? Do you know what YOUR computer did last summer?

Alas, Life as a Lemming

2003-06-01T17:08:49-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 763, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-1-03, Published: 6-1-03
Status: Complete

Do we hear a resounding voice of hatred for the American school system? Let's all mock the popular! Power to the weird! Above all, BRING DOWN THE SYSTEM WITH BITING SARCASM!

To Summer

2003-06-01T15:21:47-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-1-03, Published: 6-1-03
Status: Complete

My personal ode to summer, a most excellent season (if you don't live in Texas). Such beautiful golden days call for *some* sort of verse, right?

Song of the Wind

2003-06-01T15:03:01-08:00

Author: Squirrelmistress
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-1-03, Published: 6-1-03
Status: Complete

The wind is a fleet-winged traveller: the songs it sings inspire dreams of mistily distant lands. Ah, to revel in the glories of imagination!