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Head Wound

2006-11-21T16:20:07-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-21-06, Published: 11-21-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes the way people are vain is just ridiculous. I mean, it's just a pimple. But popping a pimple can make it even more disgusting, and then it's probably good if you don't want anyone to see you.

Mamoru no

2006-11-07T17:28:04-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-7-06, Published: 11-7-06
Status: In-Progress

Nanika wo mamoru no wa, itsumo taisetsu deshou.

A Body

2006-07-27T10:53:06-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-27-06, Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

A nice, normal poem about a half-naked, bleeding dead body somewhere in the brush where YOU'LL never find it.

The Dark Nymph

2006-05-31T17:35:51-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 47, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-31-06, Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

I don't know why I didn't post this sooner. Darkish. There is a hooded nymph out where all of your lies and sins congeal.

Gabriel's Uncle

2006-05-30T20:50:22-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,240, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-30-06, Published: 5-30-06
Status: Complete

Gabriel's uncle is an alien. So, he hides from him. Then, he gets sucked into a laptop and basically gets squeezed through a zip drive. Then his friend, Danielle, comes up with wild ideas to help him. Gabriel helped me write this.

Red Darkness

2006-04-27T17:02:29-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 172, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-27-06, Published: 5-8-05
Status: Complete

Previously known as "Haikus of Hate." A collection of haikus centered around anger, darkness, and horror.

Muri ja nai

2006-04-12T17:45:51-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Song
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 373, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-12-06, Published: 11-16-05
Status: Complete

"Zankoku no makukai aida/ni issen wa totemo muri da." English in Second Chapter!

Your Memory

2006-04-12T17:43:59-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 247, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-12-06, Published: 4-12-06
Status: Complete

Written in a few minutes' time. Influenced heavily by Silent Hill trailers and Evanescence. Sort of to the tune of "Room of Angel" from Silent Hill 4. The leftover cultist knows her duty.

Tentacles

2005-11-14T17:17:14-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 18, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-14-05, Published: 11-14-05
Status: Complete

Watashi no T shatsu no houjou desu. Shokushu wa subarashii desu yo ne?

Presque Au Noir

2005-11-14T14:57:17-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: French, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 208, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-14-05, Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

Avec l'angst, avec l'horreur, je dépose mes haikus et mes poèmes courtes de l'obscurité et l'obscuricissement ici.

Kare ga Yasumaseru na

2005-09-06T20:05:36-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-6-05, Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

Jitsu wa, anta no koibito ga kirai da kedo anta ga daisuki da... De kareshi ga yasumaseru na.

Kuroi Yami

2005-05-23T12:56:08-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 6, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-23-05, Published: 8-5-04
Status: Complete

Sore ni naka wa kuroi chouwa no zenkaka.

La tarte de moi

2005-03-27T18:09:34-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Humor
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-27-05, Published: 3-27-05
Status: Complete

J'aime la tarte. Je la mangeais tout le temps jusqu'au j'ai recontré Carl.

My Collection of Renga

2005-03-27T17:17:45-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 5, Words: 493, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-27-05, Published: 12-13-04
Status: Complete

Just a collection of the renga I've written. . The third one's up, ABUSE.

Ignoramus

2005-03-26T18:50:59-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-26-05, Published: 3-26-05
Status: Complete

Most people write about September 11 expressing grief. Before I felt that grief, I was an idiot who didn't know what was going on.

Me, You, and Who

2004-12-31T11:02:10-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-31-04, Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

Because sometimes I'm not sure who I am anymore. This is aimed towards a special friend who I wish was more.

How long is forever?

2004-12-31T11:00:01-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-31-04, Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

You said we'd be best friends forever; but what if the world stopped spinning tomorrow? (Was in my school's lit mag.)

And the wolves howl

2004-12-31T10:58:26-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-31-04, Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

Why do you search for that which you are curious about, past all warnings? You should've known I wasn't there. (better than it sounds)

Sono Mizu wa Samui wa!

2004-12-14T13:35:18-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 40, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-14-04, Published: 7-20-04
Status: Complete

B-r-r-r! Ame wa samui desu yo! R+R kudasai?

Otousan

2004-12-14T13:32:31-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 10, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-14-04, Published: 9-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Ureshiku arimasen. RR

Saru de Jaaki

2004-12-08T15:20:04-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 8, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-8-04, Published: 12-8-04
Status: Complete

Kore ningyou no saru no me-tachi wa aku deshou.

Despair of Auscultation

2004-12-06T19:33:39-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-6-04, Published: 12-6-04
Status: Complete

A rather unusually formatted renga... about my mind state when I think of my little secret.

Bideo geemu

2004-12-01T22:02:00-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 23, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-1-04, Published: 7-16-04
Status: Complete

Bideo geemu wa tanoshi yo!

Omniverse

2004-11-02T10:45:27-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 63, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-2-04, Published: 11-2-04
Status: Complete

Haikus about the planets, stars, and the omniverse... [finished]

Damp Stars

2004-09-30T14:50:18-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Suspense
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,356, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-30-04, Published: 9-1-04
Status: Complete

THIS IS A collection of non-conforming, somewhat angsty tankas aspiringly stirring various subjunctive emotions within all those who view it; I hope it either kisses your soul or pierces it. Updated weekly.

Heian no

2004-09-30T14:23:41-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-30-04, Published: 9-30-04
Status: Complete

Yuujou wa nani ka?

Aisubeki no Mono

2004-09-28T17:19:15-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: War
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-28-04, Published: 9-28-04
Status: Complete

Ore koibito wa ore ribaru...

The Wedding Vows

2004-09-27T22:49:16-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-04, Published: 9-27-04
Status: Complete

Happy happy time... lol. R+R please, reviews mean a lot to me.

Green with Envy

2004-09-13T16:33:31-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

Directed towards a friend, I won't name which. About my jealously over a guy. R+R please!

The Ungods

2004-09-13T16:29:53-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 11, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

Look at what my life's become... in a dark, black room, lit by candles, there, we, they, I, you, lie in wait.

I'm Living In Lies!

2004-09-13T16:28:37-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 12, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

No; Really, I am. We all are. Aw, just read it. R+R, please!

Flight Descent

2004-09-13T13:56:30-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

The person this is addressed to doesn't know it, but he or she really let me down. And yet they still seem to think they're picking me up... Grr.

Migraine!

2004-09-13T13:30:36-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 13, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

Lol! To Vincent, who relishes every second of life. From Danie

Haruko sama

2004-09-10T18:36:47-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-10-04, Published: 9-10-04
Status: Complete

Haru no bishii musume ni kimasu wa.

DDR Girlz

2004-09-09T20:00:34-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Song
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Tanoshii uta o kakimashita to omoimashita sa! - Mimashou! Soshite reviews kudasai wa. Reviews ga aishimasu sa!

Washed in the Blanch

2004-09-09T19:45:16-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Before the day begins, my numbed cerebrum is already thinking of you.

Tickle

2004-09-09T19:00:14-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Parts of nature amuse themselves by playing with theif neighbors. Kind of cute. Pleeeeeeeeeeease review!

Toad's Love

2004-09-09T18:31:35-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Two haikus - one, and then the sequel. Rated Pg for warts. 0.0 Lol. Anyway, it's about a sad little toad that wants to find love... actually, TWO sad little toads, that live in the same bog but have never met...

Ni Naru

2004-09-09T18:30:09-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 5, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Bokutachi wa ketsu o nomu... dattara, onore ga omou ka?

Apartamento

2004-09-09T18:28:24-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Spanish, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 6, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-9-04, Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

...que? Um, el hombre de apartmento ocho... (Inspirado por El Chico Del Apartmento 512 de Selena) 4-7-4... um?

Smile, Smile: A Lullabye

2004-09-05T17:11:33-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-5-04, Published: 9-5-04
Status: Complete

Before you lay down just smile once for me. (Reviews are GREATLY appreciated)

Rites of the Leather Whip

2004-09-03T13:44:45-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-3-04, Published: 9-3-04
Status: Complete

Because one sin is all it takes, naive ones... Please review! (Warning: This can and probably will offend your religion, and the beliefs expressed here are pure fantasy; I don't believe in any of it.)

Linkzz

2004-09-02T19:41:23-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

A message to those who think to hard. This, however, does not apply to Douglas Noël Adams, who is probably discovering the true answers up there as you read. Read&Review, please

The House of Ras

2004-08-26T13:54:55-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-26-04, Published: 8-26-04
Status: Complete

Ooklam, a benign and bemused old wizard, has decided to take a new twist in his career, adopting Anther as his apprentice. What he didn't know, though, was that the last part of his informative, 'how-to-be-a-mentor' pamphlet, would be right on the dot. (L

The Trumpet

2004-08-25T16:08:09-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-25-04, Published: 8-25-04
Status: Complete

...You are blowing into a piece of metal. -;;; And you hate it so much. You can't breathe; the notes are calling. This is for my new friend Ashley. I don't know an inkling's worth how she assesses the class herself, but this is how I think of woodwinds...

White Side of tha World

2004-08-25T15:55:30-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-25-04, Published: 8-25-04
Status: Complete

Okay, so this is a country-ish song I just wrote. It's about a girl singing to her friend that nobody made her life bad but her, and that she should grasp all of the Earth's opportunities. "White side" = "the clean side) Please review.

Bread Yummy!

2004-08-18T15:08:52-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-18-04, Published: 8-18-04
Status: Complete

Yes, yes, it's a poem about bread! Gods, I love bread. I would die for my bread, I really would... (warning! stupid poem alert. r+r)

Natalie & Cinnamon Buns

2004-08-17T19:29:56-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-17-04, Published: 8-17-04
Status: Complete

A couplet about a quote my friend Natalie said at camp two summers ago. Dedicated to the special friendship we share across the distances.

The Dullings

2004-08-17T19:28:14-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-17-04, Published: 8-17-04
Status: Complete

Color shows us life with startlingly vivid clarity. So why is it some want to paint in shades of gray? About racism and war. (Was in my school's lit mag.)

Divorce

2004-08-17T19:26:15-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-17-04, Published: 8-17-04
Status: Complete

Not about family but more the lack of unity; not about love but more the over-agressive termination of it. Appropriately named because my mother couldn't figure out what it was about. Written in 20 minutes, but still one of my best.

Aoi Ketsu Ka?

2004-08-05T17:29:20-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 5, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-5-04, Published: 8-5-04
Status: Complete

Fushigi ketsu yo!

Po

2004-08-04T10:15:31-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 12, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-4-04, Published: 8-4-04
Status: Complete

Watashi wa hazukashii desu yo! (po) (po)

Yuki ga Furu

2004-08-04T09:43:57-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 39, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-4-04, Published: 4-30-04
Status: Complete

Watashi wa yuki o mitai desu he... douzo! Ima ni tadashii desu!

Grass

2004-08-04T09:36:49-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 29, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-4-04, Published: 8-4-04
Status: Complete

I must've flipped my lid writing this. -; A haiku about the green stuff that inhabits our lawns.

Iwana ga Shi

2004-07-26T12:40:16-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-26-04, Published: 7-26-04
Status: Complete

Nihon-jin-tachi wa "iwana ga hana" o iu. Demo, iwana mou shi to omou. RR kudasai.

Please Don't Pick The Flowers

2004-07-24T11:35:28-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 39, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-24-04, Published: 7-24-04
Status: Complete

It's a renga. A sign carries a message that most of us choose to ignore... have you read it?

1 2 3

2004-07-20T10:28:12-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-20-04, Published: 7-20-04
Status: Complete

chibi voice Somebody get this knife away from meeeeee! o.o blink Owies...

None

2004-07-16T16:15:06-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-16-04, Published: 7-16-04
Status: Complete

A Scientist's (one who doesn't believe in God) words on how foolish we look. I'm not an atheist, but I thought I'd try writing this...

Tantalyzing

2004-07-15T00:19:45-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 8, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-15-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: Complete

A senryuu about a blood fetish. Ish so red... so addicting... it beckons to me. I need it.

R'

2004-07-15T00:15:43-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-15-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: Complete

Blood is spewing, so much I fear that as I rasp for breath that my life is rated 'R' now for gore... I will die.

Negatives

2004-07-15T00:03:51-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,500, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-15-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: Complete

Unconditional love is a fraud. A lie. Some fairy tale thought up by those who would like to believe in it. But living with Margaret Templemen, unconditional love is obviously a piece of baloney with cheese. Rated for swearing and moderate violence.

A Smothering Sea

2004-07-06T10:40:55-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 15, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-6-04, Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

If you miss the ocean, just look up.

Ornamentation

2004-07-06T10:35:52-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-6-04, Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

How shall I decorate your soul today? Let's see...

The Haunted Mansion

2004-07-06T10:18:33-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 8, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-6-04, Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

In that lonely house on that lonely hill, masses of dead bodies have congregated... and now's your turn to stare. Got in my school's lit mag.

Le Terre de Dieu

2004-07-05T17:00:54-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 26, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-5-04, Published: 7-5-04
Status: Complete

Comment devons-nous concevoir le ciel et l'enfer? Egalement? Comment Dieu conçoit.

Why Wasn't Anyone There?

2004-06-21T12:58:28-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-21-04, Published: 6-21-04
Status: Complete

Where in the world were you? Why weren't you with me? Why couldn't one person, just one, take time out of their busy schedule to tell me they loved me? PG for self-infliction

Okamisama

2004-06-21T12:56:42-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 8, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-21-04, Published: 6-21-04
Status: Complete

Okami-sama wa kono seikai o mamoru yo... Watashi wa mittsu nihongo no haiku ga aru. - Yakatta! Natsu desu.

Misplaced Princess

2004-06-05T02:35:17-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-5-04, Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

Rupert Lionsyouth is getting a bit ahead of himself when he plans his engagement after just meeting an alleged princess. But this "princess" isn't a princess at all, as he will soon see.

God, Thy Name is Schuyler

2004-05-29T15:24:04-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-29-04, Published: 5-29-04
Status: Complete

Who is God? Who is my cat? One in the same.

Butterfly Wings

2004-05-29T15:23:03-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 28, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-29-04, Published: 5-29-04
Status: Complete

How I feel when you are near... how I catch my breath... Got in my school's lit mag.

Oretachi no Tenshi

2004-04-30T18:41:41-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: Japanese, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 15, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-30-04, Published: 4-30-04
Status: Complete

Kare wa oretachi o miru...

Vous avez laissé

2004-04-30T18:32:11-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 20, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-30-04, Published: 4-30-04
Status: Complete

Je veux te revoir.

Underage Column

2003-10-27T16:04:33-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 14, Words: 6,960, Reviews: 33 Updated: 10-27-03, Published: 7-14-03
Status: Complete

This is an unofficial, weekly original column by moi. [on hold, sorry]

Dead Night

2003-10-16T17:37:48-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 24 Updated: 10-16-03, Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

A haiku about the darkest night where nothing stirs, and there isn't even a breeze...

Jaded

2003-08-13T15:41:50-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,668, Reviews: 39 Updated: 8-13-03, Published: 7-14-03
Status: Complete

An ancient mysterious evil is awakened in Jade, causing her to strangle her best friend, Mara. She must solve the mystery of this Egyptian evil, before it's too late... [on hold]

Because of the Wind

2003-07-15T13:22:00-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-15-03, Published: 7-15-03
Status: Complete

Hurricane Claudette makes it all windy outside of my house.

Why do you say I'm different?

2003-07-13T12:00:18-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-13-03, Published: 7-13-03
Status: Complete

A poem about a black person asking why they are different.

Night Frolic

2003-07-13T11:33:52-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-13-03, Published: 7-13-03
Status: Complete

A couplet about cats playing at night.

Doing Chores Without Help

2003-07-09T13:44:30-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-9-03, Published: 7-9-03
Status: Complete

A poem about doing chores when no one in your family will help you.

A Little Too Hyper

2003-07-08T21:34:38-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-8-03, Published: 7-8-03
Status: Complete

Kelcey is way too hyper, and she won't stop dancing! Can Danielle convince her to stop? This was my idea for a home movie me, my little sister, and her friend could videotape.

A Frail White Rose

2003-06-17T15:15:44-08:00

Author: Ultimate Schuyler
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 8, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-17-03, Published: 6-17-03
Status: Complete

A haiku I uploaded during a flash flood warning in Natchitoches. The flash flood started around 4. This isn't important to the haiku, though... Got in my school's lit mag.