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Beneath the Moon

2008-07-01T00:13:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 719, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Hope you like it.

Ezra Called

2008-07-01T00:13:00-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Based on a true story I made up.

Going Home

2008-07-01T00:12:25-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

I've been here before.

Workers Sketch

2008-04-07T00:51:26-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-7-08, Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

Read the title. If you get it, click on it.

Contemporary Dramatic Fiction for Today's YahDude

2008-04-07T00:50:32-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-7-08, Published: 4-6-08
Status: In-Progress

For the enlightened bro kid or buddy kid.

Flower in the Forest

2008-02-28T14:39:05-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-28-08, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

Based on a complete fabrication.

Peach Roses

2008-02-28T14:38:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-28-08, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

Apparently peach roses are a sign of platonic friendship. That's a crock of a word I can't say here because of the childrens.

Sleep is a Kind of Death

2008-02-28T14:35:28-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-28-08, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

If you want to know what it is about, read it.

Musings on A DoubleLife

2007-02-19T13:36:08-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-19-07, Published: 2-19-07
Status: Complete

In 2004, I created GothChicka, an account on which to post fictitious poetry. Here is my confessional, my thoughts, and my conclusions. Enjoy. On a side note, it feels good to be back at FP.

Fun With Religion!

2006-07-15T02:40:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,141, Reviews: 37 Updated: 7-15-06, Published: 5-30-05
Status: Complete

Organized religion is a lot like Captain Planet - fun and educational at the same time! UPDATE: Islam. Be gentle with the reviews, folks.

Camp!

2006-03-21T18:08:40-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-21-06, Published: 3-21-06
Status: Complete

David is a loner. Ty is a loudmouth. Templeton is a nerd. Victoria has a secret...will these personalities, among many others soon to be explored, clash? Read this completely legitimate coming-of-age tale to find out. R/R!

Forest of Solitude

2006-03-17T14:48:12-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-17-06, Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

Deep in the forest, a family enjoys a brief holiday. But at what price? The second part of a trilogy of short one-acts. Read "Toad" for the first installment. R/R!

Call The Locksmith!

2006-03-05T18:59:00-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,847, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-5-06, Published: 3-5-06
Status: Complete

A one-act comedy. A bit of avant-garde theater, as most of the action takes place offstage. Enjoy!

I Like Everything!

2005-11-10T05:49:51-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 183, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-10-05, Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

Why should poetry be wordy and, ultimately, boring? For a easy-to-read alternative to those awfully verbose poems out there, inquire within!

Toad

2005-11-10T05:27:39-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-10-05, Published: 11-10-05
Status: Complete

When it comes down to the final clash between man and reality, who shall triumph? A one-act piece.

My Take on Stereotypes

2005-11-07T05:54:26-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-7-05, Published: 11-7-05
Status: Complete

Everyone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here.

The Life of a Father

2005-07-18T22:22:27-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 71, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-18-05, Published: 7-11-05
Status: Complete

Hubris aside, these are the greatest haikus every written. Expect more in the future.

Response to Idiocy

2005-07-11T00:02:45-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-11-05, Published: 7-11-05
Status: Complete

A response to Steven Hildreth's little mental vomit-spasm. I guess we found the missing link between complete moron and a shadow of basic intelligence.

Breaking Point

2005-06-20T07:19:51-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-20-05, Published: 6-20-05
Status: Complete

Water is like emotion. It represents emotion's polar states: calm and controlled, or raging and extremely dangerous. My Creative Writing final.

Suicide Note

2005-06-18T13:57:14-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-18-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: Complete

Found by the body of a single teenage mother.

Book

2005-06-17T07:02:49-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,613, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-17-05, Published: 6-17-05
Status: Complete

[One-shot] The last thoughts of the last man alive.

Dave's Kitties

2005-06-16T07:36:28-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

These two poems were a gift to my friend Dave. Enjoy!

Four Months

2005-06-16T07:32:06-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

Wrote this as an anniversary gift.

Emotional Dehydration

2005-06-16T07:18:06-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

Thirsty for feelings.

Cutting Myself

2005-06-16T07:13:26-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

I'm in so much pain...God...help me...

Hidden Agenda

2005-06-16T07:11:01-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

If you pick up on the joke, you win a million life points.

Lament of an Ice Cream Man

2005-06-16T07:08:14-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

The story of a pain few of us have to endure.

A Man and His Kingdom

2005-06-16T07:06:15-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

This won my school's poetry contest. Figured you guys might like it.

His Final Walk

2005-06-08T18:22:17-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

I got tired of feeding it, so...I paid my buddy Al to drive a little closer to the curb that day...

Hop 'Til You Drop Dead

2005-06-08T18:19:35-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

Nobody ever liked cute bunnies anyway.

Seal the Deal

2005-06-08T18:17:00-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

Hey, they do it in Alaska all the time...

A Gentle Nap for a Lovable Old Man

2005-06-08T18:12:26-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

The retirement homes these days are far too full. Why not solve that issue with some creativity?

Granny's Last Batch

2005-06-08T18:06:22-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

I love the smell of cookies and grandma in the morning...

Gerber's

2005-06-08T18:02:49-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 6-8-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes a man's gotta eat. Rated K for killing.

Mega Love High School VI!

2005-06-04T21:54:03-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,707, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-4-05, Published: 6-24-04
Status: Complete

The story of Suni, a 16-year old girl with romance problems at high school - and she fights demons! UPDATE: After almost a year! Yay!

Testament to Time

2005-03-08T14:58:27-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-8-05, Published: 3-8-05
Status: Complete

Falling leaves are the signs of a passing season.

Realistic Native American Poetry

2005-03-02T18:02:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-2-05, Published: 3-2-05
Status: Complete

A compendium of poems in the style of Native Americans. R/R!

ADD and Extra Time on Standardized Tests

2005-02-26T04:07:31-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-26-05, Published: 2-26-05
Status: Complete

A piece on how the regulations concerning extra time given on SAT/ACT for those with Attention Deficit Disorder exams are too lenient. R/R.

Off The Cliff

2005-02-24T21:26:03-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

In one moment, it can end.

The Survivalist Guide to Popular Culture

2005-01-24T10:10:40-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 995, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-24-05, Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

Don't want to be laughed at by your fellow home-skillets? Don't want to be called a stupid-ass nigga? Have no fear! The GUIDE is here!

Liberalism? Conservatism? How About Neither?

2005-01-17T00:30:20-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

Inquire within, comrades!

An Essay on Opera

2005-01-10T19:39:10-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-10-05, Published: 1-10-05
Status: Complete

Forget rap or rock - listen to REAL music, people! R/R!

Tis the Season for Mindless Shopping!

2004-12-24T17:57:10-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-24-04, Published: 12-24-04
Status: Complete

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Based on a true story. R/R!

English Review

2004-12-16T19:27:55-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-16-04, Published: 12-16-04
Status: Complete

Don't you just love a play on words? Inspired by Sergei's essay 'English review'. R/R!

The Terrible Existance of Jonathan Kettle

2004-12-16T15:32:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-16-04, Published: 12-16-04
Status: Complete

Next time you are alone, look over your shoulder. Chances are, some manner of aquatic bird is following you.

I Totally Hate John Kerry

2004-11-24T20:03:25-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 29 Updated: 11-24-04, Published: 11-24-04
Status: Complete

This poem is so offensive I gave it a PG rating. PG being Pretty Good at insulting people! ZING TO DA MAX!

Crystal Meph

2004-11-15T03:12:59-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

Rewrite of a story I wrote a while back. One man is caught between the path to heaven and hell. Rating for drug/sexual references. NEW EDIT! R/R!

Solution to Obesity

2004-11-14T08:42:04-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-14-04, Published: 11-14-04
Status: Complete

I have it all figured out. It's quite a modest proposal, you see.

John Kerry Is President!

2004-11-04T18:52:01-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 16 Updated: 11-4-04, Published: 11-4-04
Status: Complete

My worst nightmare - John Kerry is the president of the United States!

A Pongish Rant

2004-10-19T03:30:17-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-19-04, Published: 10-19-04
Status: Complete

The little ping-pong game we all know and love is pissed at society. Here is what he has to say...R/R!

Men Are Better

2004-10-17T19:05:23-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 833, Reviews: 45 Updated: 10-17-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Sorry, ladies...it has to be said. You asked for it, and here it is: AN UPDATE!

Peroutka for President in 2004!

2004-10-15T18:43:20-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-15-04, Published: 10-15-04
Status: Complete

A political satire on the people nobody bothers to politically satire - a third party candidate. Michael Peroutka of the Constitution Party wants YOUR vote! Curious as to what his views are? Inquire within!

The Construction

2004-10-15T18:37:10-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-15-04, Published: 10-15-04
Status: Complete

A monologue from a worker in that big job we all know about...R/R!

Defence of the Public School System

2004-10-03T12:13:16-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-3-04, Published: 10-3-04
Status: Complete

Somebody has to defend our precious school system from the likes of uneducated people on this site. Guess that person is me. R/R!

What Has God Done For You Lately?

2004-09-26T20:58:10-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-26-04, Published: 9-26-04
Status: Complete

Told from the perspective of a middle-aged distraught Christian. R/R!

The American Wannabe

2004-09-21T18:26:25-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-21-04, Published: 9-21-04
Status: Complete

A poem from the perspective of someone who just got shot down by Simon Cowell on "American Idol". R/R!

How To Destroy the Environment and Save MORE Time

2004-08-28T11:14:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-28-04, Published: 8-28-04
Status: Complete

Just a little satire on a satire, folks...or is it satire! Multiple posting issue has been resolved, sorry guys!

Protesters Are Not People

2004-08-20T11:51:16-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-20-04, Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

Finally, a solution to one of America's greatest enemies: protesters.

Unfair Opinion on Video Games

2004-08-12T18:43:50-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-12-04, Published: 8-12-04
Status: Complete

A short rant about the recent murders in Florida, and how a connection to an xBox is being blown out of proportion. R/R.

What To Say?

2004-07-20T23:38:56-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-20-04, Published: 7-20-04
Status: Complete

If you had the chance to say something directly to God...what would it be?

Everything But The Popcorn

2004-07-20T22:20:11-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,646, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-20-04, Published: 7-16-04
Status: Complete

Why should you spend 5-10 bucks on a movie ticket when I can see it for you, and give you the heads-up on it. Update: A promised review of "Bad Santa!

Twilight in Winter

2004-07-15T12:16:21-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-15-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: Complete

A chilly winter's night, yet I am warm and comforted...

O Woe Is Me, O Parody of Angsty Poetry!

2004-07-13T20:34:16-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 598, Reviews: 27 Updated: 7-13-04, Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

Seriously...writing this stuff is a piece of cake. Anyone can do it. Here we go, another POEM!

A Dreamer's Tale

2004-07-13T19:12:08-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,078, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-13-04, Published: 10-20-03
Status: Complete

A man's journey into the world people see only when they sleep - the world of dreams. Please R/R! Updated, finally!

Dear Sir

2004-06-23T23:36:16-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,983, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-23-04, Published: 7-18-03
Status: Complete

The wisdom and wit of an unknown author, in a series of letters written to a friend name Sir. Updated after an 11-month hiatus!

The Wonderful World of Roleplaying

2004-06-20T23:32:21-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-20-04, Published: 6-20-04
Status: Complete

An essay detailing online role-play. For those of you who love to do it, this is right up your alley.

I Wish To Register A Complaint!

2004-06-09T18:10:20-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-9-04, Published: 5-12-04
Status: Complete

John Cleese said it in a nutshell. What follows are various complaints, insights, and anything I don't feel makes enough sense to put into it's own little essay. Update!

Animal Rights? Animals Need No Rights

2004-05-15T19:27:11-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 797, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-15-04, Published: 5-3-04
Status: Complete

A satire about the campaign for animal rights. Replies to reviews inside!

Salvation of a Hero

2004-05-10T18:46:47-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

The salvation of a sinful hero. Inspired by a requiem.

Double Standard: Racism in the Media

2004-04-22T23:16:17-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-22-04, Published: 4-22-04
Status: Complete

A piece written about a double standard in the media concerning racism. May be a bit controversial. Please R/R!

Capitalism and Communism: A Modern YingYang

2004-04-17T22:01:33-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 564, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-17-04, Published: 4-17-04
Status: Complete

An essay detailing how capitalism and communism, two economic rivals, cannot function without eachother in society. Please R/R!

Obesity: A Self Inflicted Epidemic

2004-03-28T18:19:25-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-28-04, Published: 3-28-04
Status: Complete

A short piece on the obesity epidemic we're experiencing, and how we are the cause of it.

Can't Write? Plagiarism Is Not The Answer!

2004-03-07T20:48:17-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-7-04, Published: 3-7-04
Status: Complete

A short piece about the low-lifes whose mentality is expressed in the above title. Feedback always welcome.

Feminism: A Rant

2004-03-06T17:56:49-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-6-04, Published: 3-6-04
Status: Complete

Complaints towards sexists who go under the guise of feminism to gain special treatment, not social/economic equality. Not aimed at all feminists, so please take that into consideration.

Why Fireworks And Your Hand Don't Mix

2004-03-05T22:25:11-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-5-04, Published: 3-5-04
Status: Complete

A little haiku I wrote a while ago. My first on this site.

A Look Back

2004-03-05T21:46:39-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-5-04, Published: 3-5-04
Status: Complete

Reflections from a man about experiences he has had and mistakes he has made. Rating is for later chapters. Feedback welcome!

Gothicism and What I Think

2004-02-01T13:24:55-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-1-04, Published: 2-1-04
Status: Complete

Note: This essay is my opinion. Please take this into consideration.

Next Stop: The Moon

2004-01-13T19:11:01-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-13-04, Published: 1-13-04
Status: Complete

My thoughts on the Bush administration's upcoming space flight plan. Though they may seem a bit pessimistic, they aren't as much as they seem.

Playing God

2004-01-08T19:13:01-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

The first poem in a while I've written...it's about writing. Please R/R.

Melodrama is Pointless

2004-01-08T15:02:32-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

A rant about why melodrama in high school and abroad is useless. Hopefully this will connect to those with common sense (PG rating for bluntness)

Have Their Careers Sunk This Low?

2004-01-05T18:42:55-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-5-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: Complete

A bit of a rant about recent events (mostly the Britney Spears marriage thing). Opening my newspaper to find a load of garbage about this incident prompted this rant.

Communism: A SemiRant

2004-01-04T19:35:21-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-4-04, Published: 1-4-04
Status: Complete

Not so much a rant about the system of government, but about the stereotypes people hold. Please read the Author's Note at the top before reading the essay...to save confusion/hate.

A Personal Hell

2003-07-14T23:04:23-08:00

Author: Voronwe
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-14-03, Published: 7-14-03
Status: Complete

A story as old as time - the drive-thru at McDonald's. Told from a father's point of view.