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On the Otherside, Tales from the UPS Truck

2006-10-20T16:56:43-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-20-06, Published: 10-19-06
Status: In-Progress

Tired of being you? Are your inhibitions, vices, virtues just getting in the way of your goals? Then come on down to Mr. Unnervings Soul and Supernatural Emporium and Pawn Shop: If You Aren’t Supposed to Sell it, Well Give you a Loan on it.

I'm a Poet

2006-08-01T21:19:13-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 44, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

People like this make me want to laugh and then strangle them.

When I Laugh at Shakespeare

2006-05-09T17:56:54-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-9-06, Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

When I laugh at Shakespear...What? How dare I laugh?

Mock A Fairy Tale

2006-03-23T14:30:07-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,760, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-23-06, Published: 12-17-05
Status: Complete

What have four people, thier lives connected by one fateful hour, have to do with one another? Would somebody, please, review my bloody story! I'm on my knees folks.

Upon the Subject of Love

2005-12-14T17:48:58-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-14-05, Published: 12-14-05
Status: Complete

My warning label for love.

Hail the Conquering Hero!

2005-11-23T10:43:07-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-23-05, Published: 11-23-05
Status: Complete

Money makes the world go round...

On Roads that Wind Through Shadow

2005-11-18T13:39:40-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-18-05, Published: 11-18-05
Status: Complete

On roads that wind thtough shadows, where falls my stumbling feet...

Was A Bullet

2005-08-20T11:31:25-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Mystery
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,556, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-20-05, Published: 6-7-05
Status: Complete

(Finished) I really despise summeries; they spoil the surprise. Anyway, a story about love, hate, Jepordy and ham sandwiches.

I Wanna Be a Parasite

2005-08-19T15:30:02-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

Oh, you just have to read it. I'm not going to even try to explain it here.

Winged is the Word

2005-08-10T18:32:37-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-10-05, Published: 8-10-05
Status: Complete

Just musing...

Pretty Words

2005-08-10T18:13:44-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-10-05, Published: 8-10-05
Status: Complete

I was listening to some music and thinking how few people know it just because it was old, and how sad and soon it was forgotten...

Frenzy

2005-05-04T19:59:03-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

In case you cannot figure out what inspired this little beauty, the answer is AP Exams! Yeah Panic!

My Grandfather Came Today

2005-03-20T20:18:34-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-20-05, Published: 3-20-05
Status: Complete

My grandpa came today with a package of letters and pictures for my mother. I sat and read a few, and I suppose this is my reaction.

The Ballad of a Lovelorn Teenager

2005-01-27T06:19:56-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-27-05, Published: 1-27-05
Status: Complete

Every girl (most guys as well) can relate to this. A humorous take on teenage "love". Pity parties all around!

The Day I Set Out to Find a Poem

2005-01-26T18:05:16-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-26-05, Published: 1-26-05
Status: Complete

A Snowqueen sets out on a journey to to warm her heart and land in the hearth-like glow of a poem, but first, she has to find one.

Tired to the Death

2005-01-26T18:02:56-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 27, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-26-05, Published: 1-26-05
Status: Complete

I was just so tired today. It felt like I was fighting a losing battle, so I decided to get my stress out on paper. Hence this poem.

The Tale of Captain Aaron Mallory

2005-01-04T20:12:19-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-4-05, Published: 1-4-05
Status: Complete

Today I was visiting with a few friends and we decided to each write a short story in about five minutes. I did some touch up work but this is basically what I came up with...

No Name

2005-01-03T18:27:27-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

I never really thought about what to name this one. Perhaps one of you could give me a suggestion.

Voices Through the Ages

2005-01-03T18:25:30-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

Yes, ME! I have something to say, and so do the millions of other writers! Listen to us! We didn't do all this for nothing!

Tranquility in Solitude

2005-01-03T18:23:42-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

I'm sure this is what God felt like two minutes after making Adam and Eve.

Where is Beauty Hidden?

2005-01-03T18:22:24-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

Just my search for beauty.

Pixie

2005-01-03T18:21:08-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

A gentle spirit, no responsiblities, no worries...

Just Why?

2005-01-03T18:19:50-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

It's just me rambling, really. My take on the great mystery of mans soul and sanctuary.

Golem

2005-01-03T18:18:37-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

A slave to it's own nature and to it's master's will.

Just a Silly Girlish Whim

2005-01-03T09:04:18-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 26, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

We all think that our love is so deep and timeless, but in truth, that happens to so few. Still, people get caught up in every teenage puppie love.

10 Fingers

2005-01-03T09:02:06-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

When inspiration just won't come...

Liar

2005-01-03T08:59:49-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

When people lie, you know it.

Fires of Genius

2005-01-03T08:22:37-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

Just a plea to my muse for just an ounce of inspiration.

The Cheerleader

2004-12-08T12:18:31-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-8-04, Published: 12-8-04
Status: Complete

I'm not trying to say that all cheerleaders are this way. In fact, I think this particular one is an exception. Anyway, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it.

The Reflecting Pool

2004-12-08T04:38:24-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-8-04, Published: 12-8-04
Status: Complete

I was trying to fall asleep last night, when the voices that normally narrate in my dreams, decided to narrate while I laid awake.

How Great Thou Art

2004-11-15T16:58:32-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

I was asked in my English class to write an essay about grief. This is what I came up with.

My Mind

2004-11-15T16:13:27-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

I am not the most logical person either at times so...

Closing In

2004-11-15T16:12:40-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

I am not the most tactile of people so I often end up feeling a bit like this...

Brighter Stars

2004-11-15T16:11:00-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 30, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

I was just musing, and well...just read it.

I am Solid

2004-11-15T16:08:04-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-15-04, Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

A summary, eh? Ahhhh...Who needs it?

Monday Sunday Blues

2004-11-06T20:31:17-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 28, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-6-04, Published: 11-6-04
Status: Complete

I was a little dissapointed with myself, so I ended up writing this.

Last Thing First

2004-11-06T20:29:45-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-04, Published: 11-6-04
Status: Complete

Just some thing I write while I was ticked at somebody else.

The Memoirs of Abigail Foresman

2004-11-06T20:26:39-08:00

Author: ScourgeoftheSpanishMain
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-04, Published: 11-6-04
Status: Complete

Hmmm... trouble brews as a synical English girl takes a deeper look into the innerworkings of the English upper class.