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Eternal Virgin The End

2005-02-24T01:56:55-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Remember Eternal Virgin? o.O; This is the second and last part of it. A lot of the same words, partly written from "her" point of view. Yes, she's in Hell now.

Mystery Loves Company

2005-02-24T01:51:52-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

First just let me say, I know it's Misery... but this is my poem so I can change the word. Umm, strangeness. It could explain an abusive relationship?

Paternal Abandoning

2005-02-24T01:43:44-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Don't you just love poems where the title may potentially not even descibe the content? Very short.

The Square

2005-02-24T01:37:41-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Old, but this one rhymes. It's also short. Minutes before death...

Infection

2005-02-24T01:28:11-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Another old one being posted for the first time. An interesting take on mouth infections and oral surgery. Boy was that pure hell.

Heavy Metal

2005-02-24T01:17:38-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Ah yes, something new from me, though written a while back. Angsty love, though indirectly. Inspiration from music, anyone?

The Humor in Porn

2004-07-29T20:14:52-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-29-04, Published: 7-29-04
Status: Complete

This is my accepatance speech at the porn awards. Nothing bad, but it's humorous and pretty much a parody on usual acceptance speeches. A joke of sorts between me and Seeker.

Image

2004-06-20T08:15:46-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-20-04, Published: 6-20-04
Status: Complete

(I hate summaries) A short poem that rhymes...thoughts of beauty, I was half asleep.

Tortured

2004-04-24T00:19:38-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 290, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-24-04, Published: 4-24-04
Status: Complete

A collection of short torture poems.

Daddy's

2004-04-12T15:24:41-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Being daddy's little girl can be hard work

Subtle Passion Through Death Forced

2004-04-12T15:17:02-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Being killed as you kill yourself fills one with ecstacy, does it not?

George Clooney

2004-04-12T15:06:38-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Is nothing sacred? ::falls over:: Arrr... ::shrugs:: this one rhymes?

Counting

2004-04-12T14:55:34-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Something I wrote when I had a migraine. Semi-love poem-ish.

Crazed

2004-03-14T22:41:58-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-14-04, Published: 3-14-04
Status: Complete

Just something...it doesn't make sense at all. Just words..it rhymes...

Sugar For The Queen

2004-02-10T20:20:35-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-10-04, Published: 2-10-04
Status: Complete

Doesn't sugar for the Queen sound like a strange thing? This is just rhymes thrown together that can only mean something if you read into it.

Sin

2004-02-06T13:49:35-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,276, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-6-04, Published: 11-17-03
Status: Complete

Sin is a collection of poems all titled Sin. They are works of mine that I like the best. Update - 2-6: Added Sin IV

In Retaliation

2004-01-23T22:21:50-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-23-04, Published: 1-23-04
Status: Complete

A girl acts out in retaliation to something that happened.

Smart JellO

2003-12-31T13:53:20-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-31-03, Published: 12-31-03
Status: Complete

Rating for a couple of cuss words. This is a collection of short poems about jell-o, dedicated to Meegs.

Twelve TwentyFour

2003-12-24T13:17:11-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-24-03, Published: 12-24-03
Status: Complete

A rhyming poem about my morning (this morning)...accompanied by random quote...poem is about the eve of the lamest holiday. R&R.

Opposite's Attract

2003-12-12T10:24:08-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-12-03, Published: 12-12-03
Status: Complete

(Rating for ONE cuss word). Another rhyming poem about two completely different beings.

Nomis

2003-12-10T12:20:59-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-10-03, Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Rating for language. Written for Simon. About a serial killer...in a subtle way? I don't know. R&R please.

Subtle Crime

2003-12-10T12:17:07-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-10-03, Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

A rhyming poem. Yeah...someone's on the run after committing a crime...

I'm Sorry

2003-11-28T01:10:06-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-28-03, Published: 11-28-03
Status: Complete

Pretty much a list of things I'm sorry for. Written when I was...pissed off more than even I can believe. Kind of redundant with the I'm Sorry's. ::shrugs:: Oh well.

Gift Wrapped

2003-11-28T00:53:26-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-28-03, Published: 11-28-03
Status: Complete

Is there a reason why there isn't a subcategory called 'Obsession? Enough said.

Suture Karma Chakra

2003-11-26T22:30:21-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-26-03, Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

A poem co-written with Seeker of the Way. Love, lust, sessskiness, all that fun stuff. Very deep stuff. YAY.

Troy and Joe

2003-11-26T21:21:06-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-26-03, Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

Ummm...another poem about young love. Suess-ish...? Feeling hyper meets PMSing. Both describe me right now. R&R.

Me, Pt II

2003-11-25T07:30:23-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-25-03, Published: 11-25-03
Status: Complete

The usual poem about self-loathing and teenage angst. Blah blah blah. I wrote it in a frenzy of hate and suicidal/homicidal feelings. Rating for like, 4 cuss words.

Soap Opera, in Spanish

2003-11-09T12:00:41-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-9-03, Published: 11-9-03
Status: Complete

It's the beginning of the end, folks. I'm writing a Spanish soap opera...bear with me. Easy to understand. Humorous. Love it. Cuddle it.

Distortion

2003-11-09T09:58:42-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-9-03, Published: 11-9-03
Status: Complete

Something I came up with while lying in bed this morning...was only half awake. It doesn't rhyme or make much sense, unless you breathe your own meaning into it.

Me

2003-10-30T21:23:42-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-30-03, Published: 10-30-03
Status: Complete

Something I wrote about myself. Just...bleh...I don't have much of a summary. Just emotions and thoughts. R&R please. I'd be very happy to know thoughts.

She Is Her

2003-10-26T23:44:48-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-26-03, Published: 10-26-03
Status: Complete

Written for my sister, because she's a kick ass chick. Kinda sweet, not like I wanted it to be! Maybe someone can identify with this?

Dr Pepper

2003-10-26T22:52:53-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-26-03, Published: 10-26-03
Status: Complete

Written a while back - this is a repost. About my Dr. Pepper, and something sad that happened when I was drinking it.

Mountain Dew

2003-10-26T22:51:04-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-26-03, Published: 10-26-03
Status: Complete

A short poem about my Mountain Dew...kinda like my Dr. Pepper poem, but this one rhymes.

Death to Innocence

2003-10-26T22:39:25-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-26-03, Published: 10-26-03
Status: Complete

Something I wrote a while back, but turned it into a poem. A young girl wanders into the woods and finds something she can't understand.

Ode to Joe

2003-10-25T21:32:54-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-25-03, Published: 10-25-03
Status: Complete

Something I wrote when I was in school a couple of years back. I was "in love" with some guy, and wrote this. I find it funny now, and decided to post it in case others identify.

Lonely Ponderings

2003-10-24T23:19:45-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-24-03, Published: 10-24-03
Status: Complete

Short. I find it somewhat spiritual, but can't decide how to summarize it. I wrote it while half asleep.

Bridal Perfection

2003-10-22T13:09:58-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 931, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-22-03, Published: 10-22-03
Status: Complete

A young woman moves into a house that was a gift, and finds she's not alone, and that she's to become one with the other tenants.

Dedication

2003-10-22T12:52:44-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-22-03, Published: 10-22-03
Status: Complete

A girl obsesses over a rockstar, who obviously doesn't know who she is or that she exists, and she becomes violent because he's never around (and she thinks they're dating).

A Forced Affair

2003-10-22T12:47:24-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-22-03, Published: 10-22-03
Status: Complete

Contains a bit of religious imagery. A girl is in love with a man who seems like a higher power to her.

Eternal Virgin

2003-10-22T12:44:31-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-22-03, Published: 10-22-03
Status: Complete

About a woman who makes a living by selling her body, but soon gets too old to please the men.

Guilty Brainwashing

2003-10-22T12:41:47-08:00

Author: Razor Sharp Kisses
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-22-03, Published: 10-22-03
Status: Complete

Someone falsely accused a girl of committing a crime, and brainwashed her to believe she was guilty.