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Plethora of parodies!

2009-11-01T07:27:43-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 20, Words: 12,522, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 8-14-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a collection of a few of my spoofs, parodies, etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review. Newest chapter: twilight's coming back into twon

Twilight's coming back to town

2009-11-01T07:23:28-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-1-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

what happens when my twilight-crazed friends tie me down to a chair and make me type a twilight-version of the jackson 5 song "santa claus is coming to town"? read the fic to find out. please read and review. thanks

RV parodies

2009-09-08T04:11:57-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,846, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-8-09, Published: 5-22-08
Status: In-Progress

These are parodies that take place either at RV or at G. please read and review. thank you

Queen of g

2009-08-29T16:01:12-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,091, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-29-09, Published: 8-29-09
Status: Complete

What happens when an article of mine that makes it onto a newspaper's front page and my head gets big? read on to find out! please read and review. thanks

Emotional roller coaster

2009-08-18T05:26:20-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,905, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!

plenty of poems

2009-08-16T15:41:02-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 19, Words: 3,089, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

these are some poems I've written. take a look inside & check them out. . Please review after you have read them. thanks. Newest poem- changes

Changes

2009-08-16T15:40:08-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

a look back at some things that have happened to me within the past year. I thought this up when i was in the shower today. please read and review

Harry potter poem

2009-08-16T10:01:39-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

I wrote this ode to the harry potter book series two days before 'deathly hallows' flew off of book shelves in 2007. please read and review. thanks

if only

2009-08-13T07:00:31-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-13-09, Published: 8-13-09
Status: Complete

a random poem that i wrote in 2004

Essays and school stuff

2009-08-13T06:57:12-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 17, Words: 14,932, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-13-09, Published: 5-4-08
Status: In-Progress

These are things i have written for school . please read and review. New chapter: a child psych paper i wrote last semester about 'gender differences'

Two hollywood hoties

2009-08-12T16:25:39-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

How do you keep your sanity when you're surrounded by lots of Twilight & HSM fans? Find out by reading this funny spoof! i don't own twilight or hsm. please read and review

Spring

2009-08-12T07:50:58-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

a poem i wrote three years ago about spring

A new start

2009-08-12T07:46:21-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

This poem was written in june 2003, at the end of my first year away at RV. both extended version and oginal versions are included. you will get a kick out of it/ please read and review. thanks!

Him

2009-08-12T07:25:09-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

This is a half haiku, half free verse poem that i wrote last january.

Official end

2009-08-12T06:54:12-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

this is a poem i wrote to bring closure to a relationship that wasn't worth the fixing. please read and review.

game over

2009-08-12T06:48:29-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

this is a poem i wrote one day in 2005 after seeing a scene that made me realize something. please read and review

the mask

2009-08-12T06:41:21-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: In-Progress

this is a poem i wrote four years ago. uh, please review it after you've read it and let me know what you think. thanks

My 2005 english comp II creativity project

2009-07-30T16:59:53-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-30-09, Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Just what it says. I read two of my poems at my english composition II final in december 2005 and compared them to a poem in my text book. I think i got a good grade on it. Um please read and review. thanks

Mighty battle

2009-04-02T06:03:54-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-2-09, Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!

Nighttime thoughts

2009-04-02T04:11:43-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-2-09, Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

A poem that just popped into my head. Please tell me what you thought of it in in review. thanks

Back When

2009-03-10T06:37:52-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-10-09, Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

This is another old poem of mine. it was written prior to my 2004 prom when i was thinking about my ex-boyfriend. Uh, please read and review. thanks

Work

2009-02-17T05:47:00-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-17-09, Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

one of the first poems i wrote. it's my feelings about first job but it can really be applied to any job some one has. enjoy! make sure to read and review!

overflowing bottle

2009-02-17T05:36:51-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-17-09, Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

This is an old poem of mine that I'm reposting due to some recent things. it used to be called bottled up. um, please read and review. it would mean a lot to me. thanks,

Alone

2009-02-04T09:03:46-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-4-09, Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

This poem just came appeared in my head one day. please read and review. thank youy

We just can't wait 2 leave G

2008-05-04T08:48:36-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-4-08, Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

This a parody of the song "i just can't wait to be king", the disneymania version that is. I wrote this parody with a fellow 2006 G grad. this is what we think the '06 G grads were thinking as '06 graduation came closer. please read & review. Thanks

Summer movie rush

2008-05-01T11:56:22-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-1-08, Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

This is a poem i just came up with about the big movies aka, Sex & the City, Iron Man, etc that open up this month. please read and review. thank you. one shot

RV senior poem

2008-04-29T06:21:27-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-29-08, Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

I wrote this poem four years ago for the senior assembly at RV that made it into the graduation booklet that june. I am very proud of it. please read and review. thank you. one-shot

One jump ahead to keep my head

2008-04-28T10:25:57-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-28-08, Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

oneshot. This is a parody of "One Jump ahead" from Disney's 'Aladdin' movie. it takes place when i was at G and shows what happens when i open my mouth one too many times. please read and review. thanks

I wonder

2008-01-17T04:25:17-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-17-08, Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

Yeah! the first poem of 2008 that i've written. I came up with it this morning, no clue where it came from or why i wrote it. Please read and review. thanks. Oneshot