FictionPress.com - BigKidatHeart's stories

we say no more snow!

2013-03-22T05:17:15-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 1, Complete

spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax' just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!

a regular day

2013-01-20T15:50:44-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 3, Complete

a single person's view on valentines day

plenty o' parodies

2013-01-13T05:12:28-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 7,929, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

This is a collection of a few of my spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review. Newest chapter:santa paws is coming to town

you can see it at the razzies- 2011 version

2013-01-13T05:10:31-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 3, Complete

this is a spoof of the family guy song 'you can see it on tv' that was preformed at the emmys in 2007. this is my version with the so called 'honored' nominees of the 2011 razzie awards. trust me it's funny ! enjoy

body pump poem

2012-11-23T14:53:28-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 0, Complete

this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks

Joys or not of winter

2012-11-23T14:49:55-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 1, Complete

I wrote this poem a few years back.

a different kind of therapy

2012-11-23T14:46:56-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 1, Complete

i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!

twilight is back to town! runnnn!

2012-08-17T05:07:29-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 879, Reviews: 0, Complete

a spoof my twilight crazed friends made me write in 2009. intended for both twilight fans and non twilight fans. enjoy

spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry!

2012-08-12T07:41:42-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 1, Complete

half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks

snow ode part 1

2012-08-12T07:38:04-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 1, Complete

i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy

moving on

2012-08-12T07:34:06-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 2, Complete

a poem i wrote back in 2005

gray day

2012-08-12T07:31:37-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 1, Complete

just a little thing i wrote watching the wind and rain this morning. haiku poem

for the love or not of the veggie vampire

2012-03-28T14:40:43-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 877, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

twilight spoofs that my twi-hard friends have made me type up for them well for the most part. it shows how much i just loooooove twilight-NOT! twilight fans and haters alike will get a kick out of it. please read and review. thanks

santa paws is somin' to town

2012-01-30T08:31:10-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 1, Complete

just a spoof of the infamous x-mas song i did in december for the animal shelter i volunteer at. enjoy!

dreaded illness

2011-12-20T15:05:09-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 2, Complete

a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.

i'm the queen of G

2011-12-01T16:43:02-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 0, Complete

a spoof of 'king of new york'. this is what happened in 2006 when an article of mine got into the newspaper and my ego swelled up ... a bit. funny parody! please read and review. thanks

running for my life kind of

2011-12-01T13:34:04-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 0, Complete

a spoof of one jump ahead from aladdin. this is what happens when my friends at G get tired of me opening my big mouth. written when i was disneyluver. enjoy!

where are you nemo

2011-12-01T11:17:35-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Humor
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

a finding nemo satire of the song 'you are my sunshine'.

Animation champions

2011-12-01T11:14:03-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 0, Complete

written in 2004. what i think the finding nemo cast sang after they won the best animated oscar that year. please read and review. thanks

what will mother nature do to our country now?

2011-12-01T11:08:47-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 267, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

excuse the bad title. poems about the weather

indian summer

2011-10-09T15:03:48-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 0, Complete

just a little poem i came up with while thinking about the warm fall weather. enjoy! please read and review. thanks

lovely bunch of coconuts err poems

2011-09-24T04:44:30-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 699, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

just what the title says- i was watching the lion king when i came up with it. take a look inside & check them out. . Please review after you have read them. thanks.

different world

2011-07-27T17:00:11-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 0, Complete

a poem i came up with while i was swimming yesterday. enjoy

lion's den

2011-06-29T07:33:50-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 0, Complete

a poem i came up with in 2003. it's not what you expect

harry potter film's good bye

2011-06-26T18:24:10-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 0, Complete

my little ode to the enevitable end of the hp film franchise using the song 'the time has come " by marti lebow. it's really a perfect ode please read & review. thanks . one-shot

spring poem

2011-02-03T06:40:16-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
Spanish, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 1, Complete

a poem i wrote a while ago about spring. please read and review. thanks

heat wave

2011-02-03T06:36:07-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 0, Complete

I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses

hidden monster

2010-11-13T04:58:45-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 0, Complete

there is an invisible monster that lives in all of us, waiting to take over. what is the name of this beast? how can we stop it? read on to find out

RV parodies

2010-08-21T16:27:49-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,514, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

These are parodies that happen while i was stlll attending RV or at G. please read and review. thank you

Queen of g

2009-08-29T16:01:12-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 0, Complete

What happens when an article of mine that makes it onto a newspaper's front page and my head gets big? read on to find out! please read and review. thanks

Emotional roller coaster

2009-08-18T05:26:20-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,556, Reviews: 2, Complete

Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!

good and bad changes

2009-08-16T15:40:08-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 3, Complete

a look back at some things that have happened to me within the past year. I thought this up today. please read and review

Harry potter book poem

2009-08-16T10:01:39-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 1, Complete

I wrote this ode to the harry potter book series two days before 'deathly hallows' flew off of book shelves in 2007. please read and review. thanks

the mask

2009-08-12T06:41:21-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

this is a poem i wrote four years ago. uh, please review it after you've read it and let me know what you think. thanks

My 2005 english comp II creativity project

2009-07-30T16:59:53-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 0, Complete

Just what it says. I read two of my poems at my english composition II final in december 2005 and compared them to a poem in my text book. I think i got a good grade on it. Um please read and review. thanks

Mighty battle

2009-04-02T06:03:54-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 0, Complete

this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!

Summer movie rush

2008-05-01T11:56:22-08:00

Author: BigKidatHeart
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 0, Complete

This is a poem i just came up with about the big movies aka, Sex & the City, Iron Man, etc that open up this month. please read and review. thank you. one shot