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High School Freshman Gary Coleman

2006-07-29T07:23:52-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,737, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-29-06, Published: 7-20-06
Status: Complete

Gary Coleman is going back to school, and learning all the same lessons that a bad episode of Degrassi has to offer. Features a whopping zero characters that I created on my own!

Dirty South Chronicles

2006-06-24T04:50:44-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,995, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-24-06, Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

A whole bunch of short stories about events in the Dirty South! Now with Chapter 1: Bohemian, Rap City

The Magus0 Complaint Book

2005-11-05T15:46:40-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,095, Reviews: 65 Updated: 11-5-05, Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

An In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!

The Trials of Gasem

2005-09-16T01:28:59-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,262, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-16-05, Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

The Holy and Dark Knights come from the future to battle one another, and our dear friends Urto and Ewang are caught right in the middle of it all.

Pedro Gets Cox

2005-07-24T22:08:07-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,210, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-24-05, Published: 7-24-05
Status: Complete

A short film script featuring a new Cox employee, a morbid boss, and of course Pedro.

Old Man Stories 7

2005-05-03T17:53:21-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-3-05, Published: 5-3-05
Status: Complete

Old Man gets a job at a cafeteria. Get ready for an explanation of over 3 different wars!

The Great War Of Compton

2004-07-26T12:11:18-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,161, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-26-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Compton Man loved his country. Now at it's downfall, he will give up everything he loves to save it.

Billy Bonka And The Peanut Butter Cup Factory

2004-05-16T17:34:15-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,717, Reviews: 19 Updated: 5-16-04, Published: 5-16-04
Status: Complete

A parody (hardly) of a certain book/movie which I shall not name. Mine featurs Nazis, blood and gore.

Old Man Stories 6

2003-10-07T14:30:44-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-7-03, Published: 10-7-03
Status: Complete

Old Man tells stories to some lost kids at the airport.

Old Man Stories 5

2003-10-06T14:04:15-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 24 Updated: 10-6-03, Published: 10-6-03
Status: Complete

Old Man covers pornography and some other stuff too!

The Day I Forgot To Take Out The Trash

2003-10-04T16:48:44-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 621, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-4-03, Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

Overdramitization of the day we know as garbage day.

Old Man Stories 3

2003-10-03T18:20:18-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-3-03, Published: 10-3-03
Status: Complete

Old Man subs for a chemistry teacher...Hitler jokes are unavoidable!

The Will Of Magus0

2003-10-03T16:19:57-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-3-03, Published: 10-3-03
Status: Complete

My completly voluntary will.Honest!

Old Man Stories 1

2003-10-03T13:53:01-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-3-03, Published: 10-3-03
Status: Complete

Old Man introduces himself and gives you your 1st story...and a headache!

The Princess Of Purple My Autobiography

2003-10-03T13:33:27-08:00

Author: Urto
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-3-03, Published: 10-3-03
Status: Complete

Boy turned woman by Bill Cosby