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The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection

2006-08-21T12:19:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 356, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.

Lovesong To A Girl I've Not Yet Met

2006-08-21T12:12:05-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

So erupt, i'll be waiting at the bottomFor your warmth to wash over me To be performed with countryblues style twang only! ONLY! Enjoy!

A Director And A Crab

2006-08-21T12:08:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

A short, surreal play about less than nothing. It is painfully awkward and incredibly confusing. Avoid at all costs. Incidents of crab-mentioning.

The Day I Died

2006-08-08T20:20:10-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

You are no-one.

The Screen

2006-08-08T20:19:07-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

A man falls in love with a woman he sees on TV.

Peak Night

2006-08-08T20:17:54-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

A poem with pretty scenery and a bit of nice romance.

Datebook Retrospective

2006-08-08T20:16:56-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Flicking through an old datebook brought back some memories.

Tapestry

2006-08-08T20:15:09-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

About destiny!

Rubble

2006-08-07T21:08:30-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

See you in the next life.

Winterbloom Boxes

2006-08-07T21:07:19-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes I just write anything to try and get myself going, creatively. I usually throw them away, but this one turned out with awesome imagery and i couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. Enjoy!

Glow

2006-08-07T21:05:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

A short and sweet four-liner, i really like this one. Reviews are appreciated, and its a very quick read!

Hospital Song

2006-08-07T21:03:48-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

It took a car crash to get your attention.

Elevator To The Roof

2006-08-07T04:32:46-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 281, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

This short collection is about sort of finding a new lease on life - or at least getting your life balanced again, both through your own resources and through the help of others. Reviews are very much appreciated.

Diamond Throne

2006-04-19T19:14:44-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 584, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

A short collection exploring the effect the modern trend of career over family. Also dips into people losing themselves in who they project at work.

Claustrophobia

2006-04-17T18:29:52-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-17-06, Published: 4-17-06
Status: Complete

I awoke again with blood on my hands / She was lying there, she was motionless / I swear I didn’t pull the trigger, / I don't understand.

Complex

2006-04-17T18:26:36-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-17-06, Published: 4-17-06
Status: Complete

And I seek absolution / For all that i've done.

The Irony Of Light

2006-04-16T19:15:33-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-16-06, Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

Not your typical love poem, this is more about feeling love but knowing it shouldn't be there, and that it has to go. Written ages ago, recently dug it up, it is still good though.

A Desire To Have Is Killed By A Desire To Be

2006-04-06T06:47:48-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-6-06, Published: 4-6-06
Status: Complete

And in a way, i wish i was like you..

11 The End And The Orb

2006-04-05T19:24:52-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-5-06, Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

The last song on the concept album, Orb In A Storm. Although it goes last, i wrote this first, and is one of my favourites, along with Perpetual Sleep. Reviews are very much wanted and will be appreciated.

10 24 Minus 19 Equals HappyFace

2006-04-05T19:23:19-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-5-06, Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

Song 10 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title, again.

09 Retrace?

2006-04-05T19:22:17-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-5-06, Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

Song 09 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album.

08 Perpetual Sleep

2006-04-04T01:11:01-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-4-06, Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Song 08 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy! This is one of my favourites, reviews are really wanted for this one.

07 I'm Not Sorry

2006-04-04T01:08:16-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-4-06, Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Song 07 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. The sister song of I'm Sorry. Enjoy!

06 It's A Sports Term

2006-04-04T01:06:57-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-4-06, Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Song 06 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title!

05 I'm Sorry

2006-04-01T21:06:58-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. This is the sister song of I'm Not Sorry. Enjoy!

04 Kalableo

2006-04-01T21:05:53-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Song 04 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Kalableo means shimmer. Enjoy!

03 What Just Happened?

2006-04-01T03:21:52-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!

02 Cat In The Doorway

2006-04-01T03:18:07-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Song 02 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!

01 JigsawPrequel

2006-04-01T03:15:27-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Song 01 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. This is, obviously, part one. It is a concept album.

Simple Gestures

2006-03-04T21:51:50-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-4-06, Published: 3-4-06
Status: Complete

Ever noticed how a few kind words can go a long way?

My Life As A Fish Tank

2006-03-04T19:47:57-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-4-06, Published: 3-4-06
Status: Complete

The bottle is slippery, my will is weak / And now the illness is starting to creep.

Halfmoon Rising

2006-03-04T19:38:15-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-4-06, Published: 3-4-06
Status: Complete

I can almost see you, in the light.

I Added You To My To Do List

2006-02-05T02:12:38-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 2-5-06
Status: Complete

Souls entwined, unfettered and young.

Shut UpEasy Sleep

2006-02-05T02:09:06-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 2-5-06
Status: Complete

Just shut up, I love you.

Sketchy

2006-02-05T01:00:19-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,580, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.

Silent Hearts & Fire And Rain

2006-01-28T15:44:09-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 2, Words: 166, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-28-06, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

About silent yearning staying just that, and then about why i don't think it can, or should.

The Memories Of Michael

2006-01-28T14:40:18-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-28-06, Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

Not your typical humour. Yes, it does have some jokes in it, and one half of the double meaning is a joke, but i hope there's a shred of something else. I reccomend this! Slight coarse language and mild insinuated violence towards animals.

The Fire

2006-01-13T00:33:21-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-13-06, Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

Short poem about love and beauty. I highly reccomend it, but i wrote it, didn't I.

Tell Me

2006-01-02T19:34:24-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-2-06, Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Tell me I make each day.

A Dog Called Lonliness

2006-01-02T19:23:25-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 98, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-2-06, Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

The old 'pet called feeling' formula, i've never used it before. Result turned out well though, imagine this in a log cabin in the snow.

Sorrowful Tunes

2005-12-21T06:18:04-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-21-05, Published: 12-21-05
Status: Complete

Not as sorrowful as the title suggests, but DEFINETELY some of my best work. If you're going to read any of my December stuff, please read this. It looks long, but it's worth it. And i have low, low self-esteem, so you know its good for me to be raving.

Christmas Lights

2005-12-21T06:09:12-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-21-05, Published: 12-21-05
Status: Complete

Less cheerful than the title indicates - more of a pondering on permanent mental images of certain times that greatly affect people.

My Jacket

2005-12-21T06:02:20-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-21-05, Published: 12-21-05
Status: Complete

One of those short-but-sweet to the point poems. I love this type of poem, but you can only do them so often or they get tiresome. However, this is only my second or third, so hooray for me.

Pony

2005-10-27T05:07:12-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-27-05, Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

A song about the loss of innocence, symbolised by a big frozen pony.

Sarah

2005-10-26T07:06:08-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-26-05, Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Sarah was someone very, very close to me in my childhood, so this is sort of looking back. To be played with Acousitc Guitar only.

The Patterns On Your Soul

2005-10-23T08:25:20-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-23-05, Published: 10-23-05
Status: Complete

The patterns on someone's soul are open to interpretation. Sometimes you read them the way you want to see them.

Room For One

2005-10-20T06:22:13-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-20-05, Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

This is about something that i've discovered - sometime's a person's head is just too full to take on another's life. Some of my best work.

Make Like Snails

2005-10-20T05:59:24-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-20-05, Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

"I can't lay next to you, if you won't lay down"

Wrapped Up, Burnt Out

2005-10-20T05:11:28-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-20-05, Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

Written loosely based on the fact that a friend of mine has been given an opportunity, and just my plea that she not let it change her.

The Doctor

2005-10-14T07:46:48-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-14-05, Published: 10-14-05
Status: Complete

Another poem mentioning the doctor. This is basically about trying to let go and move on with your life after tragedy. Enjoy. Reviews are appreciated.

Reflections

2005-10-14T06:35:38-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-14-05, Published: 10-14-05
Status: Complete

Basically about the person you are versus the person others see. Reviews are appreciated.

Give Me My Hat

2005-10-10T22:30:16-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-10-05, Published: 10-10-05
Status: Complete

An enjoyable little poem about a very violent and apathetic man.

I Refuse To Stop The Madness

2005-10-10T04:42:29-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-10-05, Published: 10-10-05
Status: Complete

It could be a song, it could be a poem. Basically this piece questions the sanity of the way i act, while explaining myself to myself. I like it, and i don't like too much of my own work. So enjoy.

Dear You

2005-10-05T01:18:21-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-5-05, Published: 10-5-05
Status: Complete

A girl reflects through a letter she got from a former love, three years ago.

AutoResponder And I

2005-08-30T13:44:02-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-30-05, Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

Written in about 90 seconds to a friend of mine, for him to find when he awakes and looks at any messages he may have got overnight. Good read.

Puris Omnia Pura

2005-08-20T06:20:04-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-20-05, Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

Based on the proverb " To The Pure All Things Are Pure", or in latin, Puris Omnia Pura. Good poem in my opinion. A boy wanders a park alone at 12am.. but he's not entirely alone.

The Parlour Bare

2005-08-18T18:45:15-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-18-05, Published: 8-18-05
Status: Complete

The Parlour Bare.

Ciel

2005-08-16T08:10:48-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,102, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

A project i've picked up after a little time on the draft shelf. A thriller about love, obession, and science. Reasonably graphic violence, i've upgraded the rating from 13+ to 16+. Reviews are always appreciated.

Community Spirit

2005-08-15T00:07:06-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

A very good story that you should read, because it's very good. I recorded it at 4am on my voice-recorder. First of a three part series.

Come With Me

2005-08-14T14:23:02-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 30, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-14-05, Published: 8-14-05
Status: Complete

Short, sweet, simple poem.

The Very Short And Silly Song

2005-08-13T20:36:53-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-13-05, Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

A song. I realise as a song, this should go in the song section, but this sort of crap belongs in the poetry section about as much as a walking, talking lamp belongs in a very large piece of industiial piping, doing the can-can.

Break My Back

2005-06-30T10:19:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-30-05, Published: 6-30-05
Status: Complete

Good poem, bad time a few months ago. I suggest you read it. Or hey don't. But you'll never know what you missed..

O, Moolah

2005-02-28T03:55:07-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-28-05, Published: 2-28-05
Status: Complete

A little short article about how i would spend money if i had a lot of it. Not very good, and certainly not worth reading. So, go on. Prove me wrong. You know you wanna. Rated for ironic bashing themes.

To NoOne Real

2005-02-08T19:34:26-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-8-05, Published: 2-8-05
Status: Complete

Uh, it's a poem. The optimistic side of death, i guess..

A Series Of Implausible Events

2005-01-27T18:19:10-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,939, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-27-05, Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

The long awaited fifth part of The Series Of Implausible Events series. I'd like to warn that the story is in no way a parody of Lemony Snicket, i just plaugrised his spiffy name. Please Read and Review.

Teh Convergance Of Life And The Internet

2004-12-23T22:13:06-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-23-04, Published: 12-23-04
Status: Complete

Based on the premise that walking, talking chat untis could be remotely controlled, this is a tale of a girl, a boy, and how he patronises and hates her.

Things That Annoy Me

2004-12-23T07:04:01-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 26 Updated: 12-23-04, Published: 10-25-04
Status: Complete

Basically, another one of my guides. Purely for my benefit. Its like therapy, but free. Please read and review. Update: The long-awaited Third Chapter now up. Enjoy.

Dying Tickles!

2004-10-26T03:39:42-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 814, Reviews: 42 Updated: 10-26-04, Published: 2-6-04
Status: Complete

Thats Right. I'm back. Eight short, short stories with no sense or redeeming value whatsoever. R/R.

Why Toucans Cant Exist

2004-10-15T04:18:57-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-15-04, Published: 10-15-04
Status: Complete

A short write-up on why and how i made it physically impossible for toucans to exist. Full of flaws and holes, but hey. You're in humour, you're not going for quality here.

What Not To Do With Jelly Crystals

2004-10-08T22:17:50-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,380, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-8-04, Published: 10-6-04
Status: Complete

Based on a true story. A man. Some water. A Box of jelly crystals. And a complete lack of common sense. Sure, it may endanger some people, but damn if it isnt fun. FINAL CHAPTER UP.

Saxons Mildly Amusing Songs!

2004-06-04T01:07:34-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 247, Reviews: 25 Updated: 6-4-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Songies! These are for the easily amused, or bored. There is now about 4 or 5 of them, so enjoy. And they're very short for those of you with no attention span. Please R/R!

Hired: KILLERS

2004-04-22T21:22:48-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 742, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-22-04, Published: 10-27-03
Status: Complete

About Angel and Melbourne, two beings who will kill for cash... please r/r. If you review my stuff, i will yours. Part 2 Now Up!

YAY FOR PURPLE! parts 1 & 2 now up

2004-04-22T08:17:58-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 380, Reviews: 25 Updated: 4-22-04, Published: 2-11-04
Status: Complete

A piece of paper. A lime. Innocent enough on their own, but when combined, they become PAPER CUTS AND CITRUS JUICE please r/r

Five Years

2004-04-13T00:45:13-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 22, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-13-04, Published: 4-13-04
Status: Complete

Something that would play over and over in my head but i never quite got right. One day, i got it right. The title references how long it took (about).

The Five Chickens Of The Apocolypse

2004-03-29T16:31:21-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-29-04, Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

Yes, it is what the title suggests. This is story of the end of the world being brought around by the five chickens: War, Hunger, Famine, Pestilence and their good friend Clarence. Please R/R

The Shed

2004-03-22T03:54:07-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,155, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-22-04, Published: 3-22-04
Status: Complete

Hey guys, I'm writing something serious for a change! Okay...This is a story about a girl, at a funeral, and the events that led up to her being there. 'Tis a very early work of mine and I'm sure quite amatuer, but I like it so READ ON PEOPLE!

The Giant Monkey And The Copyright Infringement!

2004-03-22T02:43:34-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-22-04, Published: 3-22-04
Status: Complete

Contains a pony, a gaint monkey, special guests Three Dog Night, and singing and dancing routined! PLZ R/R Hooray For Everything!

THE MIDAS TOUCH except with lemons

2004-02-15T02:24:28-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

A man with a terrible gypsy curse... everything he touches turns to lemons! Except latex. He's cool with Latex.

Conspiracy on how Conspiracy Therories are made!

2004-02-12T12:55:14-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-12-04, Published: 2-12-04
Status: Complete

YAY! Conspiracy Number 5 for me and this one is te best so far. If you like JET PACK WEARING, PSYCHIC, INVISIBLE PENGUINS, come here!

More things i know but wish i didn't!

2004-02-12T00:14:09-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-12-04, Published: 2-12-04
Status: Complete

YaY! my second thing of this is now up, and its more tragic than ever before! please r/r.

Alarm Clocks will bring around the Apocolypse!

2004-02-10T03:55:44-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-10-04, Published: 2-10-04
Status: Complete

How evil alarm clocks will bring the end of the world as we know it. Cheeky monkeys!

Conspiracies Apples will take o'er the world!

2004-02-09T14:10:02-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-9-04, Published: 2-9-04
Status: Complete

Conspiracy Theory #3, for me. Apples CAN AND WILL take over the world. Find out how by reading this. Theres nothing you can do... its inevitable... plz r/r

Things I Know But Wish I Didn't

2004-02-06T19:37:46-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-6-04, Published: 2-6-04
Status: Complete

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here... (if you don't think jesus is a hippie, don't read this)

GLOVES: Ending 1

2003-11-04T15:23:13-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,464, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-4-03, Published: 11-4-03
Status: Complete

This is the long-awaited sequel to the GLOVES prologue...well one of them, anyway. tony gets mugged after not being picked up after work, but the muggers leave something behind. And they'll kill him to get it back...i am no good at summaries, but the stor

The Black Dragon

2003-10-18T21:26:53-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-18-03, Published: 10-18-03
Status: Complete

This is the FIRST EVER thing OF ANYTHING. My very first piece of proper writing, and my first poem. I like it and if you don't, then you probably wouldn't like me.

Gloves Prologue

2003-10-18T08:08:32-08:00

Author: djsaxon2
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-18-03, Published: 10-18-03
Status: Complete

More of a crime book really. If i get 3 reveiws asking for more, i'll post the first half dozen pages for y'all. i hope i get the chance.