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The Imperial Guard

2009-11-21T12:37:02-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 23, Words: 105,133, Reviews: 81 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 8-14-07
Status: In-Progress

All former nobility Catalin Kasshen wanted was to sulk about his country's subjugation, his enslavement, and his dead martyr of a cousin in peace. Unfortunately, insurgents aren't known for respecting others' wishes.

Historical Inaccuracies

2009-07-13T05:26:16-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,820, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-13-09, Published: 8-20-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of side stories, drabbles, and cut scenes from my story, The Imperial Guard.

Catalyst

2009-02-28T10:02:55-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,807, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-28-09, Published: 2-28-09
Status: In-Progress

In a military academy with an unusual student body, Lanh and Tuyen know that nothing is more important than following orders. But when one of them becomes a valuable commodity, the only way for them to survive is to start thinking for themselves.

lying on an air mattress in my new house

2008-01-17T09:29:42-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-17-08, Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

You always remember the first night in your new house.

Paradise

2007-12-14T18:07:05-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,262, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-14-07, Published: 12-14-07
Status: Complete

In her first year of teaching at Douglas Anderson High School of the Arts, Charlie Wilson discovered an unorthodox trend among her female students. Short fiction, complete.

Life Underwater

2007-07-24T19:20:36-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-07, Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

About three time periods in the narrator's life, all connected by water.

Four Seconds

2006-11-20T17:07:45-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-20-06, Published: 11-20-06
Status: Complete

It’s been two years, thirtytwo days, five hours and fiftynine seconds since time stopped.

Ittadakimasu

2006-10-18T08:31:10-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 247, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-18-06, Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

In Kyoto, I had nothing but bad luck.

In Descending Order

2006-09-08T14:40:34-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 24, Words: 70,622, Reviews: 61 Updated: 9-8-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Wealthy young doctor Aidan Connors lost everything he owned in the fire that nearly razed his entire city. Left alone to care for his younger sister, Lily, Aidan runs into a stranger who offers him work... but his new job may put him in even more trouble.

Locking Up

2006-07-30T12:01:50-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-30-06, Published: 7-30-06
Status: Complete

One of the more personal poems I've written, at a very transitional part of my life. Rated for a few obscure sexual references. Reviews much appreciated.

Nylon and Brick

2006-07-29T11:30:15-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,169, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-29-06, Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

In World War II era England, many people weren't sure if each day would be their last. A young, poor man named Tom helps the wealthy class of London live like they've always wanted to... for the right price, of course. Written for the Original Fiction Fic

Eight Minutes of Darkness

2006-04-16T15:17:43-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 811, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-16-06, Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

The best and worst day in a strained father daughter relationship. Complete oneshot.

Next Door Neighbor

2006-04-14T08:27:33-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

It's always strange to hear that someone you used to know passed away. Especially if you barely remember them.

Hansel and Gretel

2006-04-14T08:23:34-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Another look at the fairytale through a slightly different perspective.

Narcissus

2006-04-14T08:20:00-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection on the shores of San Francisco...

Siren

2006-04-14T08:14:31-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

I heard once that across the Red River, thirty miles south of where the thornbushes grow wild into a solid wall...

Fill In The Blanks

2003-12-23T08:15:26-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-23-03, Published: 12-23-03
Status: Complete

Every year, Sam has to put up with the family New Year's party. The constant whispers, giggles, and innapropriate stares and questions could drive an 18 year old insane. But why is it such a big deal that a pretty girl like Sam wants to wear a dress?

Nighttime Jazz

2003-12-23T07:43:48-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-23-03, Published: 12-23-03
Status: Complete

When you live in a city, stargazing can be hard to do. Something I wrote on the night that Mars was so close.

Scripture, Astroturf, and Thanksgiving Dinner

2003-12-22T21:23:35-08:00

Author: CafeCliche
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-22-03, Published: 12-22-03
Status: Complete

Ever feel like there's just too many years between you and your grandparents for any kind of understanding? This poem is about that misunderstanding. Reviews greatly appreciated!