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The Least Successful Human Cannonball

2009-03-09T12:30:48-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 34,085, Reviews: 46 Updated: 3-9-09, Published: 5-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.

Thor

2009-03-02T15:11:23-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,373, Reviews: 79 Updated: 3-2-09, Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?

Legend of the Laundromat Queen

2008-11-17T14:32:29-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 5, Words: 17,810, Reviews: 73 Updated: 11-17-08, Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.

Phenomena

2008-01-18T00:57:55-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 9,329, Reviews: 57 Updated: 1-18-08, Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

She's something like a phenomena: strong, defiant, what her Mother taught her to be. He will never understand her. [rated for language and sexual content]

An Existentialist's Breakfast

2008-01-18T00:52:29-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 51,442, Reviews: 76 Updated: 1-18-08, Published: 8-24-06
Status: In-Progress

We ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it first

Quest for the Quiche

2007-07-04T12:36:07-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,710, Reviews: 47 Updated: 7-4-07, Published: 7-4-07
Status: Complete

We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.

I Hate Everyone

2006-12-04T23:55:37-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,500, Reviews: 28 Updated: 12-4-06, Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

[4 Part] Hate in four parts. Come now, you say. It's not possible to hate everyone. Oh but it is, especially when it all started with a boy. And now someone's back to try and fix it.

The Storybook of Strange

2006-10-23T23:22:24-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,644, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-23-06, Published: 10-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Halloween never seemed so strange. A story you should never read just before bed...

Fate and Laundry Soap

2006-10-03T23:52:32-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 46 Updated: 10-3-06, Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot

Holding Glass

2006-10-01T21:03:01-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 447, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-1-06, Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

So precious, so fragile. Life will never be the same.

Interpreting You

2006-06-27T21:35:33-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 53,420, Reviews: 114 Updated: 6-27-06, Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Wednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.

Oz

2006-02-13T13:40:53-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,030, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-13-06, Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

She blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.

Play Until Your Fingers Bleed

2006-01-09T19:12:13-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 26 Updated: 1-9-06, Published: 1-9-06
Status: Complete

Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.

My Life In One Sentence

2005-12-29T14:21:54-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 102,606, Reviews: 373 Updated: 12-29-05, Published: 3-17-04
Status: Complete

My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.

Scientist

2005-12-28T18:00:35-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,107, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-28-05, Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

It was the scenic atmosphere mixed with an explosive pairing of chemistry which ultimately produced...well, the obvious.

This Thing Called Ordinary

2005-11-18T13:03:19-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 26,271, Reviews: 39 Updated: 11-18-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

.you're still the scared little boy. and i'm the queen of unsurity. what a morose pair we make. let's look in the mirror and finally tell ourselves the truth.

The Was That Wasn't Anymore

2005-11-07T10:34:06-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-7-05, Published: 11-7-05
Status: Complete

You never know when it's going to end. Or maybe you just don't want to.

First Day of My Life

2005-11-03T13:56:33-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,930, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-3-05, Published: 11-3-05
Status: Complete

Based on the song by Bright Eyes. It's autumn, a day where life is a strange new adventure...

Guardian of the Punch Bowl

2005-02-17T14:24:20-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,357, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 2-17-05
Status: Complete

Every Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.

Caution: Wet Floors

2005-02-03T16:00:55-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-3-05, Published: 2-3-05
Status: Complete

A verbally abused girlfriend finally snaps and is left with a puddle. Short story about chauvinistic men:

Ophelia

2004-12-27T01:55:02-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-27-04, Published: 12-27-04
Status: Complete

Paint her face an inchthick... How long before the masks become too much?

Nixamour

2004-06-17T14:05:09-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-17-04, Published: 6-17-04
Status: Complete

The title speaks for itself.

Juxtapose

2004-06-06T15:27:22-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,981, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-6-04, Published: 6-6-04
Status: Complete

Terribly written from an old English class long ago. Not worth your time, really.

Edge of the Earth

2004-06-06T15:03:17-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-6-04, Published: 6-6-04
Status: Complete

Written as a tribute to the style of Sylvia Plath

Dr Suess II: Flying Pigs and Green Lions

2004-04-16T17:35:01-08:00

Author: invisible.writer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-16-04, Published: 4-16-04
Status: Complete

What happens when you have too much time on your hands...well...this...