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life with her

2007-12-08T18:21:16-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-8-07, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

when she was gone, the house was lonely...

you're so lovely

2007-12-06T14:35:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-6-07, Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

He found it hard to say three little words...

with her

2007-12-05T14:23:37-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-5-07, Published: 12-5-07
Status: Complete

two intertwining stories, one of passion, and one is of love...

I MissJust Me

2007-09-21T13:29:02-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-21-07, Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

It's about... a breakup, I suppose. However, the spacing didn't turn out quite right.

The Rabbit: A Short Story

2007-08-14T18:37:35-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,822, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-14-07, Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

The story of Moses, written with rabbits as the main characters.

Rubik's Conundrum

2007-05-11T20:01:32-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-11-07, Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

perhaps my least favorite love poem that i have ever written. but, please, read and review it's not quite the typical love poem.

you fit into me

2007-05-01T17:55:57-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-1-07, Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

it's a love story, based off a Margaret Atwood poem

The Entertainment of the Masses of the Planet WEE

2007-04-26T17:45:43-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,452, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-26-07, Published: 4-15-06
Status: In-Progress

This is a story, about the planet of the grossly overweight who sue, versus the three remaining powers on earth. Will possibly get political a little farther down the road, but right now it's just meant for laughs. Rating changed to M because of ch 4..

A Million Little Molecules

2007-04-24T14:44:16-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-24-07, Published: 4-24-07
Status: Complete

prepare for some abstract romance!

Death of a Rooster

2007-04-20T07:49:41-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 21, Words: 41,440, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-20-07, Published: 9-25-04
Status: Complete

This is the story about Rooster... a half Cuban, half-chicken boy. It is in script form, so sentences are mostly short and choppy. Intended to be funny. So check it out and be amused

It's Funny

2006-04-14T16:16:52-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

i have nothing for you here... just... read if you have the time. thank you

May You Suffer

2005-12-11T10:02:41-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-11-05, Published: 12-11-05
Status: Complete

"may you suffer post-humorously" towards the end it gets kinda lame (in my opinion) but please read and review anyway!

Mass

2005-11-12T09:58:51-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

with parallel construction, i present you with... mass nothing!

They are talking

2005-11-12T09:48:34-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

simplistic, so simplistic. no clue what it's about. just, go ahead and read it. critics always welcome.

Goodness, Gracious

2005-11-12T09:34:11-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

'Goodness, gracious, great balls of' I began./'That’s copy written' you interrupted./...'THEN GET OFF MY CAMPUS' the voice orders me."

Look, Man

2005-11-12T09:16:38-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

a jumping-around one sided argument

Frito

2005-11-12T08:41:02-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

mildly strong language... (only two words) what does it lodge a frito into your hand?

My Really, Really, Really, Really Bored Tomb

2005-11-11T10:56:30-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-11-05, Published: 11-11-05
Status: Complete

so, as the title suggests, i was bored. emily dickinson and napoleon bonaparte (the french one) drop in

Emotionally Dependent Her

2005-11-06T11:26:42-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-6-05, Published: 11-6-05
Status: Complete

she's emotionally dependent, and her friendship with the world? loose angst tradedy

The Practically Applied Haiku

2005-11-06T11:25:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-6-05, Published: 11-6-05
Status: Complete

the premise of this is absurd, the execution is horrible. so please, someone read it and tell me how bad it is.

Random Death Spasms

2005-10-29T09:58:37-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-29-05, Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

I don't know what to tell you. I'm not sure I know what this is about. It's very... random... I cannot give you any clue what to expect.

Shameful Weeping

2005-10-24T19:56:33-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-24-05, Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

this is, um, randomly related. i have no idea how to summarize this. except, i use the word "weep" and "martryr", so yes...

I Let You Die

2005-10-22T06:36:41-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-22-05, Published: 10-22-05
Status: Complete

i think the title explains it all

I, the New Soul

2005-10-21T16:51:17-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-21-05, Published: 10-21-05
Status: Complete

it's a reincarnation piece, blame the movie "Waking Life"

Turned on the TV

2005-07-28T06:09:50-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-28-05, Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

the world has an obsession with reality television...

My bout with Naivity

2005-07-28T06:08:55-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-28-05, Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

about an experience with... Naivity...

Fell Asleep

2005-07-27T14:13:15-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-27-05, Published: 7-27-05
Status: Complete

huh? what? no, i didn't fal asleep on the... (read and find out)

Humidity

2005-07-27T14:11:52-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-27-05, Published: 7-27-05
Status: Complete

the oppressing heat... why? WHY! okay, so i don't answer that question, but whatever!

Confidence

2005-07-22T13:28:33-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-22-05, Published: 7-22-05
Status: Complete

basically what i believe confidence to be in poem format

Some Froggy Loves You

2005-07-01T11:02:45-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-1-05, Published: 7-1-05
Status: Complete

Luke the Frog is looking for love. To what extent will he go to find it? (A romantic comedy.)

A Very Maurey Barbie

2005-05-20T06:36:20-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 306, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-20-05, Published: 5-20-05
Status: Complete

Rated M to be on the safe side... daytime television, and Barbie, have created this wonderful hybrid of the two... not meant to be taken seriously.

puppies, fishies, spiders?

2005-05-03T15:55:34-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-3-05, Published: 5-3-05
Status: Complete

three shourt, fourlined, rhymed poems about different animals

You should always keep your feet clean

2005-04-27T15:16:15-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-27-05, Published: 4-27-05
Status: Complete

two short poems about keeping your feet clean and chasing your tail...

I went to buy a car

2005-04-23T16:08:57-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-23-05, Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

just a short little poem about going out and buying a car while having a mind of its own... that didn't make as much sense as it should have...

ironic dragon

2005-04-08T17:03:29-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-8-05, Published: 4-8-05
Status: Complete

so this is about tucker's boring life

Myopic Humans

2005-04-08T16:57:28-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-8-05, Published: 4-8-05
Status: Complete

this is about a Martain veiw of the Earth

baseball questions

2005-04-08T16:46:39-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-8-05, Published: 4-8-05
Status: Complete

it's basically about baseball... because it was on my mind

What I did Instead of Homework

2005-03-08T15:09:40-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-8-05, Published: 3-8-05
Status: Complete

a collection of several poems that were written... no titles because, um, they're not related in any way

schizophrenic AT

2005-03-06T07:53:23-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-6-05, Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

the adventures of AT. those two letters that are almost everywhere.

Calculator screams

2005-03-06T07:42:58-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-6-05, Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

about a calculator, sort of... not all fun and games

out of control

2005-03-06T07:37:45-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-6-05, Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

basically a short poem about subtle (depending on how you read it) self-mutilation

phone

2005-03-04T10:05:11-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 47, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-4-05, Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

um... two things in one. the italicized thing is something and the other is mostly in there for rhyme, but both are common occurances

What's the Rest of the World to do?

2005-03-01T15:27:11-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-1-05, Published: 3-1-05
Status: Complete

just a little poem about perceptions about America. not meant to be taken seriously

prisoner

2005-02-26T07:14:43-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-26-05, Published: 2-26-05
Status: Complete

about being locked behind bars, and questioning your surroundings

One Way Street

2005-02-26T06:20:10-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-26-05, Published: 2-26-05
Status: Complete

everyone has those friends that they just don't like dealing with all the time but do anyway.

Die, Rabbit 2

2005-02-17T16:05:52-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 2-17-05
Status: Complete

Rather dark. Helps if you've read the original, but it's easy to grasp what happened previously from the first couple lines. Be forewarned that it is about murder. Just, not at human hands

Chalkboard, Locker Room and Frog Haunts

2005-02-17T16:03:31-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 2-17-05
Status: Complete

Terry likes to find ghosts. Or, at least haunted stuff. Pure fluff, no plot

Mucus

2005-02-08T16:03:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-8-05, Published: 2-8-05
Status: Complete

well, this is a short little four-liner about that stuff that you see all the time during cold and flu season. enjoy

Are You Nervous?

2004-09-18T16:38:36-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-18-04, Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

Ever played that game where someone runs their hand... well, either way, read the poem and get a general overview of it

Comedy

2004-09-14T15:25:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Not actually funny at all, rather serious, I suppose.

Depression

2004-09-14T15:18:24-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Rather simple name for a rather complex subject... as always, summary not as good as poem

Superfical

2004-09-14T15:15:32-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Um... about all those people at school who are so incredibly fake

Animal Series

2004-09-14T15:12:08-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

This is two poems in one chapter! They're kinda similar, but one's about a lion, the other a wolf, so...

Lunch

2004-09-14T15:10:54-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

some stuff about being human with friends or whatever... the actually poem is better than this lame summary

House of IllRepute

2004-09-13T18:23:53-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

I believe the title is self-explainitory... it's about a person who was in such a house, and about people's reactions, kinda. don't quote me on that

I Heart My Sexy Rooster

2004-09-02T17:01:10-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

Um... this isn't really about a rooster, because I've never seen a REAL rooster, but it's about a guy who my friend and I CALL rooster, so that counts, right?

Rain Bow

2004-09-02T16:39:26-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 38, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

I'm attempting to mimmick e e cummings in this one, but I do it rather poorly... anyway! Not really about a rainbow, it's more about rain, and stuff like that...

Short Stories From a Seriously Disturbed Mind

2004-09-02T16:37:25-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

I was in English, I was bored, I have thoughts, I write them down. Okay, look, the poems are better than the summary. If you read this lovely collection of poetry, then you will hopefully not be disappointed, and you will find out that you can't judge a

Headache

2004-09-02T16:33:51-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

I was sitting in Driver's Ed, and my head hurt. So, I wrote a poem. Tada! Here it is...

Deal With Dr W

2004-08-18T17:17:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-18-04, Published: 8-18-04
Status: Complete

The part that's suppose to be in italics isnt, but that's not the point. If you are looking for a story with meaning, you have thus come to the wrong place. This is the least serious of anything I've ever written. Anyway... read and review, if you ca

Questioning

2004-08-06T12:49:45-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-6-04, Published: 8-6-04
Status: Complete

Now I lay me down to sleep... if I never wake up, then what happens to me? (It's better than I make it sound, promise)

Banana Sacrifice

2004-05-19T15:11:00-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 43, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-19-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Just something my friends and I do at lunch, you know, typical things

Muses Confuses

2004-05-19T14:39:23-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-19-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

title... it tells all (like a magical crystal ball)

Moods reflect Inner Being

2004-05-19T14:36:44-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-19-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Title says all.

Jumper

2004-05-19T14:35:17-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-19-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Not an endorsment, just... a low point

Cemetery

2004-05-19T14:34:05-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-19-04, Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

what in the world are you doing in a cemetery at night?

Red Envy

2004-05-10T17:27:23-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Love lost to another woman... is this hate, or envy?

Roses and Flowers

2004-05-10T17:26:21-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Heartbreak in relation to flowers... sort of.

Nearing the End

2004-05-10T17:25:18-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Suicide methods. NOT AN ENDORSMENT!

Go Away!

2004-05-10T17:23:55-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 50, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Ever had those annoying, hovering teachers?

Hate Note

2004-05-10T17:22:36-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Note passing!

Summer

2004-05-10T17:21:32-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Florida... is... so... miserably... hot... and... humid...

School Reality

2004-05-10T17:20:41-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-04, Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

All about... school

Hope

2004-04-15T16:46:20-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-15-04, Published: 4-15-04
Status: Complete

Confirmation Poem, accepting Christ into your life,.

Incompetence

2004-04-15T16:39:22-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-15-04, Published: 4-15-04
Status: Complete

I AM NOT DISSING THE POLICE FORCE! I am just merely stating that sometimes when people assume, they assume wrongly.

Red Light

2004-04-15T16:32:28-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-15-04, Published: 4-15-04
Status: Complete

Traffic accidents are one of the leading causes of death... but a simple childhood game teaches people about the philosophy of driving, right? Right!

Logically

2004-04-15T16:22:58-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-15-04, Published: 4-15-04
Status: Complete

I'm sure you're heard about logical thinking...

Celebrity Crushes

2004-04-12T15:15:20-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Admit it... you've had a celebrity crush before. I know you have! Well, this poem is about stuff like that.

Aquam

2004-04-03T16:58:24-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-3-04, Published: 4-3-04
Status: Complete

Aquam was a little cloud, who had a very big problem

Recapturing

2004-03-31T16:38:54-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-31-04, Published: 3-31-04
Status: Complete

How do you regain something that is lost, when there's something holding you back?

Typical Day

2004-03-31T14:09:26-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-31-04, Published: 3-31-04
Status: Complete

What do you do all day? Let me tell you...

Sefem and Ditmel

2004-03-31T14:07:07-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-31-04, Published: 3-31-04
Status: Complete

Why do the sun and the moon switch places? Read and find out

Greener Pastures?

2004-03-31T14:03:31-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 98, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-31-04, Published: 3-31-04
Status: Complete

Moving on and being better off

How I wish

2004-03-31T14:01:54-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-31-04, Published: 3-31-04
Status: Complete

Lost Love Sonnet.

Movie

2004-03-30T17:57:13-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-30-04, Published: 3-30-04
Status: Complete

Recent experience watching 'The Pianist'

Die Rabbit!

2004-03-30T17:46:32-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-30-04, Published: 3-30-04
Status: Complete

PG for dark, unhallowed arts. : Not really, it's just morbid humor.

Snowman

2004-03-29T15:50:25-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 22, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-29-04, Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

Different form of Haiku. About a winter pasttime.

Jogging

2004-03-29T15:49:38-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-29-04, Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

Run through the park...

Lover's Quarrel

2004-03-29T15:48:42-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 25, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-29-04, Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

All about a huge fight.

Autumn

2004-03-29T15:47:30-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 11, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-29-04, Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

The title says all.

Task

2004-03-27T10:36:06-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-27-04, Published: 3-27-04
Status: Complete

This is my anxiety in words about getting into the IB program. Hopefully, you will like it.

Clockwork

2004-03-27T10:34:31-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 15, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-27-04, Published: 3-27-04
Status: Complete

It's a battle against time! Well, maybe not. R&R please!

The Store

2004-03-27T07:54:11-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,070, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-27-04, Published: 3-27-04
Status: Complete

Children's story I wrote in 8th grade; involves math

Trapped in My Box

2004-03-25T17:02:08-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-25-04, Published: 3-25-04
Status: Complete

What more is there to say?

Hopeless

2004-03-25T16:17:16-08:00

Author: Evil Zipper
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-25-04, Published: 3-25-04
Status: Complete

Research Papers, No...