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 <title>FictionPress.com - Sweetly Sarcastic's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Sweetly Sarcastic</subtitle>
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  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-10-03T20:29:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-10-03T20:29:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Bartender Was Joking</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2410409/1/The_Bartender_Was_Joking"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-09-02:story.2410409</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 18, Words: 53,586, Reviews: 79 
Updated: 10-3-08, Published: 9-2-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Lorelei was engaged, and then her fiancé came home in a body bag. And yet, with the influence of a little too much beer and a bartender named Marty, she ends up married on her wedding day anyway. Now as for the morning after...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-26T15:27:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-26T15:27:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Pyrrhic Victory</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2431107/1/Pyrrhic_Victory"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-10-26:story.2431107</id>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Family/'&gt;Family&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 10-26-07, Published: 10-26-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Older sisters don't stop problems from happening, just react afterwards. Sometimes, though, it's just not enough.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-07-27T17:56:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-07-27T17:56:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>Grape Juice</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2378709/1/Grape_Juice"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-06-19:story.2378709</id>
  <category term="Young Adult"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young_Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 18, Words: 26,267, Reviews: 48 
Updated: 7-27-07, Published: 6-19-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;After her mother's death, Iris is dumped on the little town of Amherst to live with the father she never knew, and the sister she never wanted. She can cope, and she can change, but by default she'll have to get worse in order to get better. being edited</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-24T18:29:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-24T18:29:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>Carnival</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2366328/1/Carnival"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-05-24:story.2366328</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 5-24-07, Published: 5-24-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;We view our own pivotal moments as moments that bleed into the next, but from an outside moment, it's like a Ferris wheel, plummeting down, and in an instant, anything changes.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-09-30T12:32:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-09-30T12:32:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Untill Realization Hit</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2254889/1/Untill_Realization_Hit"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-09-30:story.2254889</id>
  <category term="Young Adult"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young_Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 9-30-06, Published: 9-30-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Letting go of something that was never good for you in the first place can be difficult but relieving. For her, it is the latter.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-09-18T18:48:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-09-18T18:48:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>4 Letters</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2248846/1/4_Letters"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-09-18:story.2248846</id>
  <category term="Love"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 9-18-06, Published: 9-18-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When you love someone, you typically hate them a lot too... well, sometimes more than alot.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-08-08T09:44:57-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-08-08T09:44:57-08:00</updated>
  <title>No Second Chances in Sight</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2226509/1/No_Second_Chances_in_Sight"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-08-08:story.2226509</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,237, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;She messed up, falling for the guy of her dreams while keeping her old boyfriend. With no second chances in sight, she only has herself to blame.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-06-16T13:16:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-06-16T13:16:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>Spiteful Words</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2193983/1/Spiteful_Words"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-06-16:story.2193983</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 6-16-06, Published: 6-16-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Words can hurt more than violence can sting, and the scars don't fade despite that their presence is regretted.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-27T19:15:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-27T19:15:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Cell Phones &amp; Driving</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2141646/1/Cell_Phones_&amp;_Driving"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-03-27:story.2141646</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 3-27-06, Published: 3-27-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;With the exponiental growth of cell phone use, the number of deaths per year due to car crashes caused by cell phones is growing as well. The question we are left with is human life over convenience.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-26T18:13:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-26T18:13:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Starting Over</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2140875/1/Starting_Over"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-03-26:story.2140875</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 3-26-06, Published: 3-26-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;At 16, she was in love with him. At 26, she married a different man. Then at 34, she's divorced. What do you think she's going to do?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-26T18:07:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-26T18:07:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>It Should Have Been</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2140870/1/It_Should_Have_Been"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-03-26:story.2140870</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 3-26-06, Published: 3-26-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It should have been different, if only you hadn't ruined all our lives. But then, with you I guess destruction was inevitable. And though I may be your daughter, I won't be you.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-08T19:11:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-08T19:11:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Love Doesn't Die</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2128524/1/Love_Doesnt_Die"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-03-08:story.2128524</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 3-8-06, Published: 3-8-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Their love will stand through his death, though it won't be painless. But still she clings to memory, and that place in the cemetery.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-25T20:44:49-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-25T20:44:49-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Forced Suicide</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2075406/1/A_Forced_Suicide"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-12-23:story.2075406</id>
  <category term="Mystery"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mystery/'&gt;Mystery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 5,606, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 2-25-06, Published: 12-23-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Somebody is up to something, and somebody else may just know enough about it to make death er, termination mandatory. Bad summary, sorry!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-10T18:01:03-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-10T18:01:03-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Melancholy Valentine's Day</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2109950/1/A_Melancholy_Valentines_Day"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-02-10:story.2109950</id>
  <category term="Love"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 2-10-06, Published: 2-10-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You love him, but curse him for not loving you back.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-29T10:55:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-29T10:55:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Waiting Girls</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2101092/1/Waiting_Girls"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-01-29:story.2101092</id>
  <category term="Love"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 11 
Updated: 1-29-06, Published: 1-29-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I am the girl who sits and waits for the guy she loves to talk to her. You know me you are me or have been me at sometime or another.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-25T20:21:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-25T20:21:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kidnapped</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2056603/1/Kidnapped"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-11-25:story.2056603</id>
  <category term="Action"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Action/'&gt;Action&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Adventure&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 995, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 11-25-05, Published: 11-25-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When I left for the mall I did not intend to be kidnapped. Things don't always work out the way you want though... oneshot, so i don't plan on more chapters.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Sweetly Sarcastic</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/428825/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-07T16:35:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-07T16:35:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>In Four Years</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2022736/1/In_Four_Years"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-07:story.2022736</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/428825/Sweetly_Sarcastic'&gt;Sweetly Sarcastic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,188, Reviews: 12 
Updated: 10-7-05, Published: 10-7-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Four years ago he broke my heart. Now he's in a diner trying to take my order.What's a girl to do?</summary>
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