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A Longing

2009-11-10T03:13:30-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

This is about the one woman I desire so greatly, yet currently, cannot have. A crush, a love, a curiousity that I cannot quell. Tremendous outpouring here with an epic, free-verse tinge. Any and all feedback on this piece will be profoundly appreciated

Aphrodite

2009-10-30T02:44:32-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

I went on a three week road trip this summer. Cute girl happened to come along and I wrote this for her. It's about beauty. A whole lot of describing beauty. She liked it. You shouldn't. Tear it apart if need be. It seems "off" to me.

Human Nature

2009-10-30T01:59:09-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

An angry, almost stream-of-consciousness prose poem on the topic s of...human nature, society, and the "hive-mind." Different from my previous work, at the very least in it's aggression. Written this past summer I believe.

I've Waited

2009-10-30T01:42:18-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Back on Fictionpress from a long hiatus. This is a short love poem, written months ago, about finally obtaining whom you've longed for. No risks taken here, but your feedback is always welcome!

A Few Words

2009-04-29T16:14:57-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 24, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-29-09, Published: 4-29-09
Status: Complete

Short and sweet. This is about a girl I recently met. I'll let the poem speak for itself.

Waking Thoughts

2009-01-12T02:30:22-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-12-09, Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote a couple months ago about an ex, inspired by the poetry book A Gathering of Matter, A Matter of Gathering. About nostalgic thoughts over this woman and the unfortunate realization that you'll never possess a portion of her heart again.

The Rat Race

2009-01-12T02:17:35-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-12-09, Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

An experimental prose poem using the poems contained within the book Novel Pictorial Noise as a template. A piece attempting to provide insight into the hivemind of humanity while leaving a little room for interpretation.

Contrivances

2009-01-12T02:05:47-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-12-09, Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

An experimental tongue-in-cheek poem with a tongue-in-cheek title. An indictment of the poetry "rulebook" where I play with flow and alliteration. What a poem is and how people generally relate their thoughts.

Time's Ticking

2009-01-12T01:56:26-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-12-09, Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

While I'm only 23 and still attending college, this is about the melancholy of aging. The consideration that ignorance really is bliss, and the concept of settling for less than you deserve.

Simple Luxuries

2008-08-10T02:00:14-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-10-08, Published: 8-10-08
Status: Complete

A poem about living at home with your parents, and not understanding how easy things were in some ways until you've already left.

Angels

2008-08-09T06:03:14-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-9-08, Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

A poem about the human condition. The difference between this notion of angels we have, and the nature of man.

Flowery Words

2008-08-08T05:02:24-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-8-08, Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

An attempt at an Accentual poem. It's about that woman you've built up in your mind and letting your imagination run with what could be. Wrote this one about a year ago for my Intermediate Poetry class.

You Broke Me No Refunds

2008-08-07T06:20:51-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-7-08, Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote a little after a break up. It's about feeling morose and doing anything to hold onto a part of that person. Originally envisioned as song lyrics, but what's a song other than poetry with instruments?

Go Fix Yourself

2008-05-13T13:49:53-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-13-08, Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote yesterday, about the girl I was dating until then. I knew she wanted to end it, but "she couldn't." So I wrote this mean-spirited piece, broke up with her, and read it to her. The silly girl liked it too. C'est la vie...

Silence is Golden

2008-01-29T20:49:16-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-29-08, Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

A simple love poem, but I'm very proud of it for what it is. Inspired by the cold, downtown rain...among other things.

The Bicycles

2007-11-26T04:23:59-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-07, Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

Inspired by the bike racks I see on campus. I personify the bicycles and briefly try to imagine what it would be like to be one. A more lighthearted piece for a change!

Another Lonely Day

2007-11-22T18:58:37-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-22-07, Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

It's a bitter Thanksgiving poem! Yay!

Lacking the Nerve

2007-11-14T04:27:59-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-14-07, Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

A wishful, dreamy love poem about a girl in one of my classes whom I haven't even really spoken to. Was hoping to turn it in for my Intermediate Poetry class, but there aren't any upcoming assignments that fit. Oh well. All comments welcome!

The Past is Gone

2007-10-09T07:13:54-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-9-07, Published: 10-9-07
Status: Complete

Something I quickly threw together for a poetry assignment due today. Totally different than my previous works as I'm mimicing the writing style of a published poet. This piece is about nostalgia and living in the past as well as the present.

Vacant Hours

2007-07-22T02:56:06-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-22-07, Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

A poem about being a depressed twentysomthing. About falling into a rut you can't seem to get out of and fixating on the past rather than building a future. You might like it! Post a comment and give me your thoughts!

Suicide Watch

2007-07-03T16:37:24-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-3-07, Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

For this poem I took the concept of a suicidal girl in a psych ward, locked away from the outside world. It's a plea to allow us to save her from herself. Enjoy!

The Gentleman

2007-05-11T06:08:49-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-11-07, Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

A simple piece about a man, a gentleman, who knows a woman is taken and chooses to pursue her anyway. He confounds her senses and offers her a new beginning. Oddly enough, this came to me while I was thinking of some random female celebrity.

The Vicious Night

2006-12-31T04:32:10-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-31-06, Published: 12-31-06
Status: Complete

About those great dreams that you have while you sleep. The dreams that are so intoxicating you can't help but yearn for them when you wake, utterly depressed for your loss.

Passion's Quandary

2006-12-30T02:57:06-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-30-06, Published: 12-30-06
Status: Complete

A poem about love that I'm proud of. Not sure how to summarize it, but it's short and sweet so give it a read! Critiquescomments are appreciated!

Hell in a Handbasket

2006-12-26T05:32:21-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-26-06, Published: 12-26-06
Status: Complete

About America's war in Iraq. It's about our complete disregard to winning the psychological war, instead choosing to take on our enemies purely by force and whatever questionable means we deem necessary. About trying to convert others to think like us.

The Final Draft

2006-12-06T06:16:38-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-6-06, Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

A chaotic little poem about the themes of life and love. Not my best work, but I like the final stanza. Any critiques, praise, or comments in general will be much appreciated!

The Poker Floor Girl

2006-07-17T05:30:53-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-17-06, Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

A poem about a girl who serves drinks and deals chips in a poker hall. She seems so desireable and you can't help but be enamored by her. But all-in-all you're just one of many and she's simply doing her job.

The Unyielding Passage of Time

2006-04-19T05:06:59-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

A poem about time, despair, and uncertainity. I'm proud of the last stanza, though the rest of it is sub-par. I'm trying to practice with rhyme structure, which is missing from most of my other pieces. Enjoy!

Enjoy Your New Life

2006-04-15T03:44:20-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-15-06, Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

A cynical poem about a girl whose going away. A therapeutic piece for me, consisting of harsh words I don't really mean, but still need to utter.

Limbo of the Soul

2006-04-15T03:22:03-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-15-06, Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

Metaphorically speaking, I'm in limbo. I'd rather not sleep and I'd rather not be awake. This poem expands those thoughts.

It's Just Life

2006-04-14T05:31:46-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Life's what you make it. Embrace the pleasure and the pain. Harness it's power and take in everything you can, while you can.

10 Years From Now

2006-03-11T03:17:58-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-11-06, Published: 3-11-06
Status: Complete

About a boy who desires more than mere friendship with a girl. He dreams up a scenario where she finally sees what she's missing...10 years later.

I'm Done

2006-03-10T03:37:42-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-10-06, Published: 3-10-06
Status: Complete

I feel alone, empty, and devoid of joy. And this is the poem which those feelings inspired.

The Mirror

2006-03-01T04:41:15-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-06, Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

A guy gives himself an introspective pep-talk from the third person perspective. Slightly more interesting than it sounds!

Keep Your Head Up

2006-02-22T21:19:42-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-22-06, Published: 2-22-06
Status: Complete

Don't let life get you down! For a friend.

Me? Write?

2006-02-13T03:35:45-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-13-06, Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

Why do I write? This poem should help explain that.

Love, These Days

2006-02-09T01:27:59-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-9-06, Published: 2-9-06
Status: Complete

Does love even exist anymore? It all comes down to our biological imperatives these days. Being yourself doesn't necessarily cut it either.

The Burden of Feeling

2006-01-16T04:28:27-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 11, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-16-06, Published: 1-16-06
Status: Complete

For those who are so very tired of feeling nothing positive.

My Inner Struggle

2006-01-16T04:23:57-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-16-06, Published: 1-16-06
Status: Complete

Desiring a seemingly unattainable woman, and the mixed emotions (i.e. anger, etc...) that result from it.

A Hyprocrite's Day Out

2006-01-14T02:31:11-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-14-06, Published: 1-14-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes we feel as if we've led the most miserable existence in the history of the world. There's always someone worse off though.

Nature of Man

2006-01-14T01:50:23-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 15, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-14-06, Published: 1-14-06
Status: Complete

Inspired by the movie "Brokeback Mountain." About being conquered by the impossible ideals of society.

A Bleak Destiny

2006-01-09T01:20:40-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 45, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-9-06, Published: 12-30-05
Status: Complete

A series of haikus on life and how it's challenges can seem insurmountable...

The Kiss

2005-12-31T04:04:19-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-31-05, Published: 12-31-05
Status: Complete

This one's self-explanatory. A haiku about a kiss.

Hollow Splendor

2005-12-29T06:03:14-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-29-05, Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

A haiku on the shallow first-encounter with a beautiful girl...

Crazy

2005-12-26T11:10:55-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 23, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-26-05, Published: 12-26-05
Status: Complete

Short, light-hearted piece for those women dealing with a break-up...

The Anxious Lovers

2005-12-26T11:05:14-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-26-05, Published: 12-26-05
Status: Complete

A monologue from a guy with Social Anxiety Disorder to his girlfriend who also has it...Enjoy!

A Summation of Humanity Expanded

2005-06-28T08:51:22-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-28-05, Published: 6-28-05
Status: Complete

In war, we're often more similiar to our adversaries than we'd like to admit. This poem is the result of me editing and greatly expanding a previous version to make it more specific, more relevant. Enjoy!

Virgo Space Transport

2005-05-23T08:04:43-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,959, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-23-05, Published: 5-23-05
Status: Complete

Here's a story I wrote for my Creative Writing class a while back. It's about a young adult and his friend, who are traveling to Mars for their first time. I suppose I'd call it a sci-fi social commentary.

The Essence of Poetry

2005-03-24T05:32:42-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-24-05, Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

Isn't this what poetry is about? Common thoughts that lack originality, yet hold great importance none-the-less? Anyone can pen a few lines and become immortal.

A Summation of Humanity

2004-08-04T05:14:19-08:00

Author: FanboyOfNone
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 37, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-4-04, Published: 8-4-04
Status: Complete

No matter how different we think we are, people across the world are all very much the same. Authority and our environment can mold our views into something that pits us directly against entire groups of people. The only truth we know and believe is wha