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Gillorcupine

2008-06-27T00:59:20-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,966, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-27-08, Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

Gillian can beat up all the town’s bullies and make them eat dirt. Gillian can ride a bicycle blind folded. Gillian can wrestle with a jaw-breaking crocodile. Gillian can turn rum into donkey piss. Oh and he’s just 'pretending' to run away." Oneshot.

Rock, Paper and Scissors

2008-06-10T04:26:58-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,269, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-10-08, Published: 1-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Max and Wren weren't quite aware that two is company, not a crowd and definitely not qualified enough to be called a 'club'. The two members of Pranksters Inc. think life is about rebellion, revolution and all that jazz...

Black Coffee

2008-04-08T05:07:50-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,599, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-8-08, Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Small Drabbles tied to the timeline and characters of Cat's Paw.

Tsukiyo no Monogatari

2008-04-04T04:41:48-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,186, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-4-08, Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

It was such an irony. I should have known that by saving her, I couldn’t save the memory I once lost. Yet she lay in my arms like a dream... A never-ending dream of a love so taboo and a love unrequited. Hinted F/F.

The God With One Slipper

2008-04-04T04:39:57-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-4-08, Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

A fable of a boy meeting the God With One Slipper.

Cat's Paw

2008-01-20T08:05:31-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 25, Words: 148,110, Reviews: 192 Updated: 1-20-08, Published: 5-4-06
Status: Complete

The story of two girls who rented a new home... only to find someone else living there. So, what do we have in the mix? A poltergeist, two roommates and one apartment. An odd combination. So, whose apartment is it anyway?

A Perfect Day To Die

2008-01-20T08:04:30-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-20-08, Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

The inferiority complex of a depressed woman over a doormat. What's supposed to be a strange, contemplative one shot.

Fishing in Shallow Waters

2007-08-22T07:18:35-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,740, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-22-07, Published: 8-22-07
Status: Complete

The grass is always greener on the other side. Or so they say. Because even though people spend an eternity fishing in shallow waters, the allknowing cat ends up being the wiser one. Strange little oneshot.

Self Portrait

2007-06-26T10:33:51-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-26-07, Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

He gave me shade and I gave him death. Illustrates the relationship between a banyan and a child.

A Waspy Letter

2007-02-04T05:35:02-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-4-07, Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

Merrill Longhorn's letter of grievance to the wasp that had made itself home in her bathroom. Insert angst and a pinch of insanity. Oneshot.

The Blue Berry Effect

2007-02-04T05:33:08-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,789, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-4-07, Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

The story of an aspiring writer and his discovery of an angel in the oddest places. Oneshot.

The Doctor Is In

2005-09-07T00:11:57-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-7-05, Published: 7-2-05
Status: Complete

Come right in and take a seat. The doctor will be with you in a moment. True stories that are parodical and may touch your hearts. But promise not to laugh.

Girl Number Seven

2005-08-01T18:44:14-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,314, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-1-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: Complete

Rob swore off women for good. But an astrologer appears before him and predicts that his soul mate is- the seventh girl he will meet. He has no idea who she is and has no intention to fall in love either. But can fate change his inflated male ego?

The MatchBox Girl

2005-07-29T11:43:49-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-29-05, Published: 7-29-05
Status: Complete

The story of a girl who had been abandoned by the world. Yet an angel comes to lift up her soul and say the only words her ears had longed to hear. Oneshot.

Devious Creatures

2005-07-29T11:41:04-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,092, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-29-05, Published: 12-12-04
Status: Complete

Ever wondered what those small creatures in your house think? Want to know about their thoughts and about their devious plans to take over the world? Well, guess what? You came to the RIGHT place! Random short stories for your enjoyment.

Labyrinth

2005-07-18T10:44:01-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,191, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-18-05, Published: 3-14-05
Status: Complete

Rena was the key to a secret project started by her father. But when he dies mysteriously, she gets kidnapped by a stranger who is not only from 2452 AD but is also a hotshot detective.

The Greek Gods of Tennis

2005-07-05T07:04:25-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-5-05, Published: 7-5-05
Status: Complete

An ode to those two players, who set my heart racing everytime they get on court. Yes, I think I had too much to drink.. Hic.

Forgotten Roses

2005-06-16T00:51:23-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-16-05, Published: 6-16-05
Status: Complete

Two strangers meeting in a park, one of whom has a story to share.

WereCAT

2005-06-08T04:17:17-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 30, Words: 89,937, Reviews: 797 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

Eva , a 17 year old , buys a new cat with mesmerizing emerald eyes. She is in for a big surprise, when she finds that her cat is actually not ordinary.. definitely not.. And what does she do when she falls in love with the werecat?

The Thirteenth Floor

2005-05-26T08:08:00-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,220, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-26-05, Published: 5-26-05
Status: Complete

Above twelve and below fourteen, is the haunted floor never seen. A play to be read by those that are not weak at heart. Set in the bootleggers era..

The Lost Harmonica

2005-05-14T10:51:53-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,441, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-14-05, Published: 5-14-05
Status: Complete

A short story depicting how a young couple are torn apart by war. All they have left are the memories.. Based on the 1999 Kargil War. Oneshot!

Guardian Stars

2005-05-11T17:32:37-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,718, Reviews: 53 Updated: 5-11-05, Published: 4-30-05
Status: Complete

Halley is a normal girl with a peculiar interest in astronomy. She believes that every star represents an angel. So, what happens when her five guardian stars descend upon the earth to ask for her hand in marriage?

The Seven Deadly Sins

2005-05-02T05:57:48-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,041, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-2-05, Published: 4-8-05
Status: Complete

Watch as the personified goddesses of the seven sins rid of their enemies and victims. Inspired by the artist Black Eri.

The Real Man

2005-04-21T02:05:03-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,790, Reviews: 30 Updated: 4-21-05, Published: 12-30-04
Status: Complete

Girls talk about men and their ..ahem..qualities. Compilation of random short stories.

Angel Micheal E Brown

2005-04-04T07:44:31-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 374, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-4-05, Published: 4-4-05
Status: Complete

An angel's story of his love for his charge.

MEMORIES

2005-03-14T01:20:45-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 25, Words: 47,700, Reviews: 133 Updated: 3-14-05, Published: 11-10-04
Status: Complete

It's not easy being married to a reckless police officer. And it's definitely not easy if you get shot and lose your memories of the past one year. While he tries to make you fall in love with him again, he also protects you.

Me vs The world

2005-03-01T00:49:55-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-1-05, Published: 3-1-05
Status: Complete

A collection of opinions about sensitive matters.

A Traveler's Last Wish

2005-02-17T22:05:12-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 2-17-05
Status: Complete

Everybody feels down at some points of their lives. I feel like a traveler who has reached the end of his journey at some times.

Naughty Flings

2005-02-17T22:02:02-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 2-17-05
Status: Complete

A humorous poem with a not so happy ending.

A Dance To Remember

2004-12-24T20:55:09-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-24-04, Published: 12-24-04
Status: Complete

At that moment, yes, she truly felt like a princess.. in a dance to remember.

The Eyes That Couldn't See

2004-12-11T05:14:17-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,183, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-11-04, Published: 12-11-04
Status: Complete

Watching the sun set with a complete stranger, and realizing the truth behind life and emotions.

Angel

2004-11-23T07:15:46-08:00

Author: EffyDurach
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-23-04, Published: 11-23-04
Status: Complete

The ramblings of an angel..