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Black and White

2008-05-08T12:43:08-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

You see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.

The Marriage Agent

2008-05-08T12:36:53-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,100, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 10-24-07
Status: In-Progress

A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.

Death of Man

2008-04-22T15:21:08-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,896, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 4-22-08
Status: In-Progress

It is seriously hypothesized that had Men listened to their Wives more, then not a single war would have ever been fought.

How to Get a Girl

2008-02-15T14:05:35-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,124, Reviews: 48 Updated: 2-15-08, Published: 12-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with a new chapter and more sociological over-analysis! Enjoy.

On the Case of Femininity

2007-11-02T14:39:33-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,955, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-2-07, Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

A response of sorts. Are women all narcissitic cows, fattened to the slaughter of the almighty MAN? Read and learn, kiddies!

How to Tell Your New Boyfreind is a Crazy Stalker

2006-11-22T17:58:40-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-22-06, Published: 11-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Some helpful advice on determining the level of insanity in any potential paramour. Enjoy.

640

2006-06-10T08:03:45-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-10-06, Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

About numbers. Enjoy.

Aeronautics

2006-05-26T20:37:56-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,357, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-26-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Well, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!

Lighter's Handbook

2006-03-05T14:57:59-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-5-06, Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

It's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.

The Girl

2005-03-19T23:08:30-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-19-05, Published: 3-19-05
Status: Complete

Falling in love in a grocery store parking lot.

Modern Educational Theory

2005-01-07T19:26:07-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-7-05, Published: 1-7-05
Status: Complete

A thoughtful and comparitve essay on modern education. Enjoy.

Puss In Boots

2005-01-03T14:00:06-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 659, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: In-Progress

The key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.

Faith

2004-12-19T22:51:56-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-19-04, Published: 12-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Esoteric ramblings on religion.

My Perfect Girl

2004-12-14T20:57:36-08:00

Author: Modulated
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-14-04, Published: 12-12-04
Status: Complete

An essay on my ideal woman. I've really started to hate this essay, actually.