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A Creepier Doll

2009-10-09T15:20:48-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,011, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-9-09, Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

A girl and her doll.

Consuming Flesh

2009-10-09T15:13:46-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-9-09, Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

A zombie holocaust is not the best time to break up with a girl.

Night Shift

2008-12-31T12:15:46-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-31-08, Published: 12-31-08
Status: In-Progress

A young doctor takes the subway home one night.

A Poem

2008-08-18T13:05:16-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 388, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

A reassurance that my love will never die. How I write at 4 AM.

My Perfect Girl

2008-08-17T20:49:56-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,214, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-17-08, Published: 12-12-04
Status: Complete

An essay on my ideal woman. Siiiiiiignificantly darker!

How to Get a Girl

2008-08-17T19:35:16-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,640, Reviews: 65 Updated: 8-17-08, Published: 12-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.

Black and White

2008-08-01T12:26:40-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,397, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-1-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

You see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.

Lovely Blood

2008-07-05T16:35:40-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,201, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-5-08, Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

I didn't expect to find my dead ex-girlfriend in a ruined Catholic church. I didn't expect that she wouldn't be able to leave. I didn't expect that she would need blood to survive. I didn't expect that I would be the one to give it to her.

The Marriage Agent

2008-05-08T12:36:53-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,100, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 10-24-07
Status: In-Progress

A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.

On the Case of Femininity

2007-11-02T14:39:33-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,955, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-2-07, Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

A response of sorts. Are women all narcissitic cows, fattened to the slaughter of the almighty MAN? Read and learn, kiddies!

How to Tell Your New Boyfreind is a Crazy Stalker

2006-11-22T17:58:40-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-22-06, Published: 11-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Some helpful advice on determining the level of insanity in any potential paramour. Enjoy.

640

2006-06-10T08:03:45-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-10-06, Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

About numbers. Enjoy.

Aeronautics

2006-05-26T20:37:56-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,357, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-26-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Well, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!

Lighter's Handbook

2006-03-05T14:57:59-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-5-06, Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

It's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.

Modern Educational Theory

2005-01-07T19:26:07-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-7-05, Published: 1-7-05
Status: Complete

A thoughtful and comparitve essay on modern education. Enjoy.

Puss In Boots

2005-01-03T14:00:06-08:00

Author: Carrollesque
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: In-Progress

The key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.