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 <author>
  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
  <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com</uri>
 </author>
 <title>FictionPress.com - Typewriter King's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Typewriter King</subtitle>
 <link rel="self" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/atom/u/440046/"/>
 <updated>2009-11-27T08:50:57-08:00</updated>
 <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-11-27:/profile/440046/</id>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-30T21:39:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-30T21:39:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>A FallBack Remnant: Advent of Municipal Wealth Fun</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2691487/1/A_FallBack_Remnant_Advent_of_Municipal_Wealth_Fun"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-06-30:story.2691487</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 6-30-09, Published: 6-30-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Originally submitted to an Esperanto quarterly publication, this is the English version of my epistle to a North Texas city. The paper briefly dissects statism, before asserting that empowering municipalities can diffuse centralized power.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-23T20:25:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-23T20:25:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>Celebrity Speaking Mill</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2314792/1/Celebrity_Speaking_Mill"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-04:story.2314792</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 4-23-07, Published: 2-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Celebrities donate time and money to the causes they care about, and that's honorable. If you agree with that statement, you don't know how speaking arrangements are made!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-23T20:17:32-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-23T20:17:32-08:00</updated>
  <title>Everyone Reads the Same Newspaper</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2352086/1/Everyone_Reads_the_Same_Newspaper"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-04-23:story.2352086</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 4-23-07, Published: 4-23-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is the first article I wrote for the Choctaw Telegraph.  This is about how syndication of content has made all news outlets the same pig slop.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-08-27T02:23:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-08-27T02:23:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Swarm</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2237278/1/Swarm"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-08-27:story.2237278</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 933, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 8-27-06, Published: 8-27-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Internet mobs usually just throw feces and take part in letter-writing campaigns, but they could be profitable for &quot;new media&quot; outlets.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-05-29T23:52:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-05-29T23:52:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dispatches To My Public</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2055292/1/Dispatches_To_My_Public"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-11-23:story.2055292</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 10, Words: 10,494, Reviews: 54 
Updated: 5-29-06, Published: 11-23-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The authentic essay series from the site's most respected author is here. Chapter 10: Repealing zoning laws saves fuel</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-28T22:33:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-28T22:33:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Startup</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1822719/1/Startup"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-01-31:story.1822719</id>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Sci-Fi/'&gt;Sci-Fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 11, Words: 20,166, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 3-28-06, Published: 1-31-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The anonymity or security available from a new set of products from a powerful tech startup company alters the security reality of the world. Teenagers cause all the problems, and a tumor gives someone superpowers.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-23T21:03:53-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-23T21:03:53-08:00</updated>
  <title>Diary of a Current War Story</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1861141/1/Diary_of_a_Current_War_Story"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-03-16:story.1861141</id>
  <category term="Biography"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Biography/'&gt;Biography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 3,299, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 1-23-06, Published: 3-16-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;For half a year, I've been writing a fanfiction based on the current Gulf War. In doing so, I've collected some notes on the process. This too is a work in progress.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-02T00:44:53-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-02T00:44:53-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Chronicles of LJ Drama</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2051537/1/The_Chronicles_of_LJ_Drama"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-11-18:story.2051537</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 2,683, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 1-2-06, Published: 11-18-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Chapter three: Tools for E-Sleuths. Still rate T for BOOBIES.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-01T22:29:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-01T22:29:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dud Zone</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1738629/1/Dud_Zone"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-10-15:story.1738629</id>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Sci-Fi/'&gt;Sci-Fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,466, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 1-1-06, Published: 10-15-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Finally edited for the Fictionpress format.  Has a Mark Twain feel.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-29T17:14:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-29T17:14:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Monologue of the Vampire</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1948739/1/Monologue_of_the_Vampire"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-06-26:story.1948739</id>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Supernatural/'&gt;Supernatural&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Suspense/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 12-29-05, Published: 6-26-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;First-person monologue of a soulless creator. Kind of erotic, so I may need to bump it to Teen</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-02T01:29:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-02T01:29:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Book of Merchants</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2060860/1/The_Book_of_Merchants"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-12-02:story.2060860</id>
  <category term="Historical"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Historical/'&gt;Historical&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 12-2-05, Published: 12-2-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The telling of Babylon's capture of Jerusalem circa 500 B.C., as seen by a Hebrew Merchant</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-01T22:10:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-01T22:10:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Life O' Leroy Jackson</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1753402/1/The_Life_O_Leroy_Jackson"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-04:story.1753402</id>
  <category term="Historical"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Historical/'&gt;Historical&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 12-1-05, Published: 11-4-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A member of a Black American Volunteer group fights on WWI’s western front</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-05T23:53:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-05T23:53:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Transcribing The Truest Typewriter Ribbons</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1934937/1/Transcribing_The_Truest_Typewriter_Ribbons"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-06-09:story.1934937</id>
  <category term="Biography"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Biography/'&gt;Biography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 27,409, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 11-5-05, Published: 6-9-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The definitive typewriter retrospective. All the original literary posts of Typewriter Ribbons, my online journal</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-06T16:43:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-06T16:43:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>A 4GenWar Journal: Assimilating The Gordian Knot</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1963371/1/A_4GenWar_Journal_Assimilating_The_Gordian_Knot"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-14:story.1963371</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 5,073, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 10-6-05, Published: 7-14-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Future history of the pentagon and a prognosis of  the jihadist network’s effort to assimilate the world into their sphere.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-04T14:03:37-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-04T14:03:37-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Disappointing Gonzo Journalist’s Last File</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2013393/1/A_Disappointing_Gonzo_Journalists_Last_File"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-09-23:story.2013393</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 7,424, Reviews: 17 
Updated: 10-4-05, Published: 9-23-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Rated T for Mr. Flames's crude language. You're so vain, you probably think this essay's about you</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-09-23T19:33:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-09-23T19:33:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Deus Ex Mechanica</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1941166/1/Deus_Ex_Mechanica"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-06-16:story.1941166</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 1,626, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 9-23-05, Published: 6-16-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Song compilation. I'm finished on chapter six</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-08-26T17:48:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-08-26T17:48:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Eulogy of A Very Disappointing Author</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1994361/1/Eulogy_of_A_Very_Disappointing_Author"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-08-26:story.1994361</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Parody/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 8-26-05, Published: 8-26-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Topical humour. Remembering our late friend and what he taught us. He will be missed.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-06-07T23:56:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-06-07T23:56:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>El Toro, Crimson Night</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1934127/1/El_Toro_Crimson_Night"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-06-07:story.1934127</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Adventure/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 6-7-05, Published: 6-7-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Bilingual rodeo song about an chemically-enhanced bull. English and Spanish lyrics</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-05-10T00:26:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-05-10T00:26:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>EP for Leftist Causes</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1909000/1/EP_for_Leftist_Causes"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-05-10:story.1909000</id>
  <category term="Politics"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Politics/'&gt;Politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 5-10-05, Published: 5-10-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I'm stealing militaryfreezone.org, Punkvoter.com, and Songs Against Bush's thunder with Superior firepower with this EP.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-05-07T00:38:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-05-07T00:38:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Spyware and Porn</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1906437/1/Spyware_and_Porn"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-05-07:story.1906437</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Parody/Spiritual&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 5-7-05, Published: 5-7-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;What in my life works as a metaphor for dirt on the soul? Well, I bought my computer second hand. Parody of Springsteen's &quot;Devils and Dust.&quot;</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-03-01T22:36:14-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-03-01T22:36:14-08:00</updated>
  <title>Unorthodox Analysis of Bizet's Carmen</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1848208/1/Unorthodox_Analysis_of_Bizets_Carmen"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-03-01:story.1848208</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,954, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 3-1-05, Published: 3-1-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I actually had the balls to turn this work in. Full of all the sarcasm you wish you had the balls to say.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-28T19:26:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-28T19:26:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Study Into The Irradiation Process In Meat</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1846950/1/Study_Into_The_Irradiation_Process_In_Meat"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-28:story.1846950</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 930, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 2-28-05, Published: 2-28-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;!FRANKENFOOD! CATTLE RANCHERS ARE THE DEVIL! Actually, a respectable essay on irradiated meat.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-03T18:14:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-03T18:14:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>I'm Egyptian</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1825154/1/Im_Egyptian"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-03:story.1825154</id>
  <category term="Religion"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Religion/'&gt;Religion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 2-3-05, Published: 2-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Alternate telling of the exodus. Also a song from the soundtrack of one of my stories</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-03T18:04:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-03T18:04:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Don't Stop</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1825132/1/Dont_Stop"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-03:story.1825132</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 2-3-05, Published: 2-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Labor Day marathons</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-03T17:36:06-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-03T17:36:06-08:00</updated>
  <title>Training Day</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1825092/1/Training_Day"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-03:story.1825092</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Adventure&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 2-3-05, Published: 2-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;For an Iraq War rock opera. Song of a gung-ho newbie before the invasion</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-03T17:16:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-03T17:16:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Creepy Occupational Song</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1825066/1/The_Creepy_Occupational_Song"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-03:story.1825066</id>
  <category term="Song"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Song/'&gt;Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 2-3-05, Published: 2-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Title track from my first album</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Typewriter King</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440046/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-02-02T20:25:37-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-02-02T20:25:37-08:00</updated>
  <title>Blood Letting</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1824370/1/Blood_Letting"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-02-02:story.1824370</id>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440046/Typewriter_King'&gt;Typewriter King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Sci-Fi/'&gt;Sci-Fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Parody/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 31,912, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 2-2-05, Published: 2-2-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A vampire uprising pits Eastern Europe against the Western World again. Original adaptation of a Gundam crackfic.</summary>
 </entry>
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