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The Kugelmass Episode & Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

2008-05-27T11:42:27-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 607, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-27-08, Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

For my Intro to Lit class, I wrote a compare/contrast essay on a Woody Allen short story and a Shakespeare poem. What can I say, I'm brave.

Gilman, Lovecraft, and Plath Oh my!

2008-03-13T10:01:24-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 785, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-13-08, Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

My reader response to the short story The Yellow Wallpaper that I wrote for my Intro to Literature class.

The Ostrich of the Opera

2007-12-13T16:19:25-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-13-07, Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

A parody inspired by the Joust jokes that permeated the last several Slice of SciFi voice mail shows.

Schopenhauer the Pessimist

2007-12-11T12:07:41-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-11-07, Published: 12-11-07
Status: Complete

The fourth and final project for my philosophy class, titled Schopenhauer the Pessimistor How I Learned to Be More Depressed Than I Already Was. Warning: Contains strong language.

UA, U2, and J5

2007-11-15T17:46:21-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 976, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-15-07, Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

A recent assignment for my journalismmass media class was to write about 5 songs that had an impact on my life. These are the 5 I chose.

One More Roommate

2007-11-13T09:00:08-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-13-07, Published: 11-13-07
Status: Complete

A song dedicated to Nancy J. Dreiling, my former roommate. Sung to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's One More Minute.

How do we know we aren't dreaming?

2007-10-23T17:52:51-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

My second essay assignment for my philosophy class about Rene Descartes and dreams.

Sylar My Love

2007-10-16T17:52:17-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-16-07, Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

A parody of a song from Grease about a friend's inexplicable crush on the unibrowed brain eating villain of NBC's hit series Heroes.

Socrates' Innocence

2007-09-25T09:18:12-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-25-07, Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

My first paper for my Philosophy class.

Introduction Speech

2007-09-13T13:08:59-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

A speech I wrote but didn't get to deliver for my Public Speaking class.

Three Books

2007-09-13T13:02:06-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

For my Intro to Journalism class, I was asked what 3 books I would take with me into the future if I were the lead character from George Pal's movie version of The Time Machine.

The Republic of Maeglin Nenharma

2007-05-29T13:33:14-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,209, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-29-07, Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

This was my project for my PoliSci class last semester to draft a constitution. I apologize for that 31 in the upper corner, FP would not let me get rid of it in edit.

3 Reasons Rudy Giuliani Should NOT Be President

2007-05-29T13:29:54-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,672, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-29-07, Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

My final resaerch essay for my ENG 1020 class

Evaluative Essay: Killings & In The Bedroom

2006-12-14T14:28:51-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

A class assignment wherein I had to write about the movie In The Bedroom and the short story that inspired it.

Small Plastic Chains

2006-12-14T14:27:25-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

Some thoughts on the subject of credit cards.

Young, Black, & Dead

2006-12-14T14:25:12-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

My commentary on the recent shooting death of Sean Bell.

An Insider's View of Anxiety

2006-12-14T14:22:40-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

I attempt to observe my own panic attack over an inability to write an observational essay.

Challenging Godwin's Law

2006-12-14T14:21:18-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

I make the argument that there is a time and place for legitamate comparisons between the Presidency of George W Bush and the regime of Adolf Hitler.

Marielle

2006-12-14T14:18:23-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,880, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-14-06, Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

A true story about the internet and trust.

GOP Bye Bye

2006-11-09T21:30:39-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-9-06, Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

A parody of N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye, inspired by the events of November 7th & 8th of 2006.

Books on a Plane

2006-09-05T20:58:12-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-5-06, Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

A poem I had to write for my English class that eveyrone seems to love so far

Wish I could tell you to your face that I hate you

2006-06-03T23:21:46-08:00

Author: Brian Arkle Webber
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-3-06, Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

A poem about a betrayal by proxy