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Midas Wants

2009-07-29T17:41:48-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-29-09, Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

I have a silver husband.

Body Countless

2009-05-10T20:28:15-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

The plane of your thigh shatters in simultaneous whistles of glass.

Soft Sex

2009-05-10T20:20:49-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Vinyls spun on love.

Blush Burned &

2007-03-13T09:48:51-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-13-07, Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

Heart Fixed.

It’s Just Like Him

2007-03-13T09:39:34-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-13-07, Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

SLASH He must have been a pedophile in a past life.

Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

2007-01-06T08:35:06-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,345, Reviews: 92 Updated: 1-6-07, Published: 8-12-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH By the time dad started to raid the closet, I was being pushed out of it.

Disengage

2006-12-01T15:04:46-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-1-06, Published: 12-1-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH The rules of a gay man’s engagement and the one man who dared to break them.

Desperate For Companionshit

2006-11-21T19:31:45-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,584, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-21-06, Published: 9-26-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH o a collection o What’s a man to do? I'm sure you'll find someone you like.

The Gay Man's Kid Brother

2006-11-19T08:13:47-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 13,149, Reviews: 62 Updated: 11-19-06, Published: 4-11-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH When it comes down to it, being the younger brother of the most popular gay man in the high school isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It’s kind of a funny story.

Hybrid Satyromaniacs

2006-11-18T12:50:31-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,691, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-18-06, Published: 8-22-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Debut album. Every awkward silence a gay baby's born. Parental advisory explicit content.

Everything's Great When They're Half Dead

2006-10-24T14:15:00-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-24-06, Published: 10-24-06
Status: Complete

But you can still relate on a human pedestal.

For Today I Am A Boy

2006-10-23T19:01:31-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,364, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-23-06, Published: 10-23-06
Status: Complete

SLASHundertone o one shot o One day I’ll grow up. But for today I am a child.

Love Ya But Please Shut Up

2006-09-16T09:05:28-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,767, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-16-06, Published: 8-26-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH They think he's crazy. Paris knows he's not. He does the next best thing to shutting up. From there everything falls into place and he meets a man who may just be what he's looking for. Duct tape... or a believer? Whatever works for him.

Boneskin Tight

2006-09-01T19:40:34-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

It kills me to say.

Safety Twitch

2006-09-01T19:38:48-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Bullet tonguetied.

Trainstripping

2006-09-01T19:36:53-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 13, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Disguised as a haiku.

Your Bill Of Right Is Wrong On A Skillet

2006-09-01T19:34:08-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 20, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Idealists can lie, too.

I Can't Leave You For A Second

2006-09-01T19:32:12-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 19, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Honestly.

A Monkeywrench Twice Removed

2006-09-01T19:30:26-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 20, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

I hate when you do.

I'm Hanging You Out To Moisten

2006-09-01T19:28:38-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

I left you out to moisten.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

2006-09-01T19:26:59-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Judgement never tasted so good.

Someone Came Home With A Vengeance

2006-09-01T19:24:23-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 18, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Lick, lick as in sticky and slimy? Or lick, lick as in what your dad does to you every night? Answer to your own discretion.

With Grandma's Walking Cane Upside The Head

2006-09-01T19:22:17-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 25, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Grandma's. So warm... but a bit moldy.

Dinner For Two

2006-08-12T12:51:03-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-12-06, Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

almostSLASH For here or to go?

For Your Entertainment A Self Serving Pile Of Me

2006-08-12T12:42:59-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-12-06, Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

SLASH Will you take me to the hospital if you burst me? If you split me? If you rupture me?

I Feel A Sin Coming On

2006-08-12T12:37:32-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-12-06, Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

SLASH I could always drill a hole in your head and pour soda pop in it.

There was a boy

2006-06-19T20:20:01-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 31, Words: 108,032, Reviews: 143 Updated: 6-19-06, Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

SLASH Part I. Whoever said high school would be easy? Four guys meet and become friends. But it isn't as simple as that, some people just weren't meant to mix... things happen, lips meet and worlds collide. Didn't think it'd end up like this. Complete.

Session Notes

2006-05-12T19:22:22-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-12-06, Published: 5-12-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Subject thinks I'm an idiot.

Public Displays Of Affection

2006-05-05T21:06:13-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 27, Words: 51,079, Reviews: 242 Updated: 5-5-06, Published: 6-27-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Imagine getting tackled, stabbed, molested and asked out on a date in one day. Yeah. I didn't think you could. Doesn't help that a damn punk won't get out of my head. It's always the neurotic guys who like to touch me the most... pity me.

The Depp Factor

2006-04-15T11:38:52-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 185, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-15-06, Published: 4-15-06
Status: In-Progress

DEPPSEXUALITY A Johnny Depp collection of haikus: his myriad of characters.

Whipped Cream And Gasoline Told You So

2006-04-14T13:33:34-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

I inhaled erotic. I exhaled the weed.

Mystery at its finest

2006-04-14T13:29:33-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 13, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Mister E, I presume.

Coagulated Spider Cuff

2006-04-14T13:26:59-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

And come I did.

Spilled Pills: A Memoir

2006-04-14T13:18:55-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-14-06, Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

SLASH Holding me down with a morphine induced happily ever after.

Shit List

2006-03-28T18:25:08-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,433, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-28-06, Published: 3-21-06
Status: In-Progress

SLASH If you’re on this list, too bad for you and like I say: ‘bite the bunny’s head off before the bunny bites you.’ Shit happens.

L u c i d D e l i r i u m Of An A sp i ra t io n

2006-03-01T20:34:25-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,903, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-1-06, Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

SLASH o one shot o He isn't crazy. He just likes people to think he is.

Winnie Mandela: A Not so ordinary woman

2006-02-05T11:49:48-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 2-5-06
Status: Complete

Take me down as you please, but I'm still there.

Scene One: The Curtain Call

2006-02-05T11:31:41-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 2-5-06
Status: Complete

The show must go on.

Scene Three: Aborting His Heart

2006-02-05T11:26:10-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 2-5-06
Status: Complete

Undergoing heart surgery with an abortionist's hand.

F r a n t i c Romantic

2006-01-29T08:28:25-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,283, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-29-06, Published: 1-29-06
Status: Complete

SLASH o one shot o When it comes down to it, you know writergod has you whipped. But Kenny? He knows exactly what to do to get you moving. In more ways than one. With the help of writergod, of course.

L u c i d D r e a m s O f A n A s p i r a t i o n

2005-12-30T11:42:28-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,078, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-30-05, Published: 12-30-05
Status: Complete

SLASH o one shot o He was always a little dirty.

Emo Was Never Your Colour

2005-10-17T16:52:50-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

SLASH Getting a little ahead of myself Aren't I? But you see Goth seems to be next in line

Resting In Peace Is Overrated

2005-10-12T16:16:21-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-12-05, Published: 10-12-05
Status: Complete

SLASH He kissed me with one foot in the grave. I'd say he kissed me breathless.

Plowing The Dirt Between Your Knees

2005-10-01T20:54:46-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-1-05, Published: 10-1-05
Status: Complete

SLASH You were always just stubble on my lawn.

Teenage Moving Truck Angst

2005-10-01T12:58:42-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-1-05, Published: 10-1-05
Status: Complete

Take me away already. Take me to that place where all the angsting teenagers go.

FRIENEMIES: Confessions of a Boy Gang

2005-09-23T17:01:39-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-23-05, Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH The time is the late 1990s. The place is a down and dirty city in the middle of nowhere, where five high school boys are joined in a gang dedicated to power, pride, and freedom.

Omake IV: Cosmopolitan Baby

2005-08-21T18:01:52-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-21-05, Published: 8-21-05
Status: Complete

SLASH o Public Displays Of Affection companion o His life was on the rocks, who would've known it would end up being rum instead?

Omake III: A One Boy Army For Two

2005-08-16T20:30:42-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,454, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

SLASH o Public Displays Of Affection companion o It started off innocently enough but grew into something more.

Daddy Eff 'ed Me And I Loved It

2005-08-16T06:18:32-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,917, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Some dads took their sons to baseball games. Mine took me to bed.

Omake II: Bruised Beginnings

2005-08-06T19:32:35-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,645, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-6-05, Published: 8-6-05
Status: Complete

o Public Displays Of Affection companion o He knew he'd never like him from the beginning and that's when the fists came flying.

Omake I: In The Making

2005-08-06T17:25:05-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,498, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-6-05, Published: 8-6-05
Status: Complete

o Public Displays Of Affection companion o He was known as Iceman, voted most likely to remain a virgin all his life.They couldn't have been more wrong.

A Dirty Sea is The Pirate Life for Me

2005-07-11T09:15:01-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 21,968, Reviews: 45 Updated: 7-11-05, Published: 6-10-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Best thing about being on the sea? Nobody can see you swin naked with the men. Best thing about meandering about with pirates? You get alone time with the mysterious, handsome ones. Now. If only Kiley knew that.

Smoking when Pregnant

2005-06-30T11:48:13-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,910, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-30-05, Published: 5-23-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH A boy, a teen and a man. Just where are they going with this? Only life and time can tell... and a few unexpected temptations along the way. Flirting was never their niche.

Intergalactic Lightsaber Chewie Love

2005-06-20T20:48:24-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,329, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-20-05, Published: 6-20-05
Status: Complete

SLASH o one shot o I loved him and I loved Star Wars. Lightsabers were meant to touch as were ours, in my gay, Star Wars galvanized subconscious being. I still love him and I still love Star Wars.

Somewhere Down the Crazy River

2005-06-14T20:27:32-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,540, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-14-05, Published: 4-25-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH All right. So taking a dip in the river wasn't the smartest thing he had ever done. But did he really need to be accosted by a strange man, too? That was just cruel.

Harry Cherry

2005-06-08T19:45:46-08:00

Author: Porn Yesterday
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 35,906, Reviews: 45 Updated: 6-8-05, Published: 2-21-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Tastes so good you'll walk away a gay person.