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Learning to Breathe

2008-06-18T16:30:50-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,631, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-18-08, Published: 6-18-08
Status: In-Progress

With the help of four crazy hippies, a mermaid has to survive in L.A. with no tail, no voice, and no prince to come and save her. Not to mention, her brand new feet bleed whenever she walks. Ouch.

Noli Me Tangere

2008-05-26T07:46:32-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,455, Reviews: 32 Updated: 5-26-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: In-Progress

As King Henry resigns himself to having a daughter as his sole heir, along comes the ambitious and freshly scorned Anne Boleyn. Her wit and charm immediately capture his interest. The rest is history. Formerly titled The Most Happy: A Tale of Anne Boleyn

Pixie Dust and Happy Thoughts

2008-05-06T17:05:47-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,828, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-6-08, Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

Peter Pan was Tinkerbell's best friend, until he fell in love with Wendy.

Getting Readers to Read Your Story for Dummies

2008-04-28T17:53:49-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,693, Reviews: 31 Updated: 4-28-08, Published: 4-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Is it this guide that is for dummies? Or is your story meant for dummies? A guide for all FictionPress writers to ascribe to if they truly wish to succeed. And, oh yeah, it's sarcastic and fun, too.

Remembrances

2008-04-24T10:32:10-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-24-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

He watches her, somehow loving her best when she is like this: all hard lines and angles, determination in her eyes. There is steel in her bones, and he envies how straight she sits as she prepares for her wedding.

Insight

2008-04-21T17:23:22-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,436, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-21-08, Published: 4-21-08
Status: Complete

A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.

Trouble Was Our Game

2008-04-13T17:41:00-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 27,428, Reviews: 425 Updated: 4-13-08, Published: 7-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Amber is the quiet girl who is secretly in love with her best friend. Her sister, Erica, is the most popular girl in school. Ryan, one of the hated Goths, wants to add Erica as another notch in his belt. Until he meets Amber. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.

delusion

2008-03-16T17:26:24-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-16-08, Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

jealousy is the new diet drug

Everybody's Fault But Mine

2006-02-11T11:49:33-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,315, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 2-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Trent never meant to sleep with his best friend's sister AND fall for his happy-go-lucky stalker. It just turned out that way. You know how these things happen. ON HOLD

Saving Me

2005-11-08T08:40:54-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,314, Reviews: 74 Updated: 11-8-05, Published: 8-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Adrienne, pregnant with her best friend's boyfriend's kid, kicked out of her house by her father, is taken in by serious medical student, Cameron. It's fine, until his roommate wants her to break up Cameron and his girlfriend by seducing Cameron. ON HOLD

Carefree

2005-06-13T20:17:02-08:00

Author: EverTheCrazyCynic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-13-05, Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

This is a short poem about growing from a child to adulthood. It's my first real poem so please read and review. All criticisms accepted.