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Tomorrow, the World

2009-06-07T15:12:49-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Historical
English, Rated: T
General/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,701, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

As WWII rages and the tides turn, two boys who regard each other as enemies must come together in order to survive. Rated for language.

I Consecrate My Life

2007-06-17T19:55:41-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Historical
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,635, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Anne Brown, daughter of preCivil War revolutionary John Brown, wants to understand what is going on in the world like her brothers can. But when her Papa lets her inside, will she be able to survive the battle? Title subject to change.

HaiCan't

2007-02-27T19:43:53-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Haiku
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 31, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Assorted haiku poems that I wrote in my creative writing classes. Some funny, most probably not.

Blizzard

2007-02-20T13:07:19-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Nature
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 1, Complete

Swirling, twirling, whirling, flailing, wailing, bright, white, light blizzard.

Living the Best Life You Could Have

2007-02-08T14:33:55-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Young Adult
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,553, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Junie Shaw and Ela Motte had grown apart over the years. But when Ela is killed in the last months of high school, Junie takes it upon herself to become her oncebest friend and live Ela's life, even if it means giving up her own.

The Ruminations of a Writer

2006-08-24T23:36:01-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 543, Reviews: 7, Complete

Many people enjoy the thrill of the hunt or the thrill of chasing a love. I enjoy the thrill of the pen.

Stupid Soaring

2006-08-23T19:58:56-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Life
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 7, Complete

If you're a blood-sucking beast, stay away from me. I've killed many a bug before.

Why?

2006-08-10T08:47:16-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Religion
English, Rated: K
Tragedy
Chapters: 9, Words: 113, Reviews: 14, Complete

A collection of haikus questioning religion. All are simply asking, looking for an answer to WHY.

Death of a Mind

2006-07-26T12:44:23-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 2, Complete

A mind is such a valuable thing to watch die.

A Word

2006-07-26T08:15:04-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 2, Complete

An abstract about a simple word.

Average

2006-07-26T08:13:30-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 3, Complete

Aren't we all just average?

My Best Friends

2006-07-25T18:27:06-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Friendship
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 2, Complete

An ode to my best of friends.

Web

2006-07-25T18:25:46-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 22, Reviews: 4, Complete

"What a twisted web we weave when first we practice to decieve."

I Wonder

2006-07-25T18:20:32-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Politics
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 2, Complete

I've never been a fan of capital punishment.

Beating Heart

2006-07-25T18:18:18-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Politics
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 1, Complete

I've never been a fan of capital punishment. Meant to be read to the rhythm of the beating of your heart.

Pretzles for the President

2006-07-25T18:08:20-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Humor
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 1, Complete

A salty snack is a nice treat- only if you can handle it.

This Crazy Lunatic Man

2006-07-25T10:15:00-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Politics
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 1, Complete

A crazed man has escaped. Who will be safe?

Roulette

2006-07-25T10:04:50-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Politics
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 4, Complete

I've never been a fan of capital punishment.

Salute

2006-07-24T11:38:19-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Politics
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 2, Complete

I've never been a fan of capital punishment.

Going Home

2006-07-24T10:41:37-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Haiku
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 14, Reviews: 3, Complete

He took me away... But where are we going?

You Left Me

2006-07-24T10:38:32-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
Haiku
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 12, Reviews: 3, Complete

Sometimes love is not forever.

As Black as Death

2006-07-24T10:35:34-08:00

Author: Lost in the Funhouse
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 1, Complete

A disease is but a spirit- until it turns deadly.