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Fun With Crack

2007-09-11T21:53:37-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,759, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-11-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Talking toiletseat cover, enormous balls, the worst superhero ever, fat pony who shits crayons, detachable penis. If you aren't intrigued yet you must be completely unconscious. Short stories. Some very short.

Mental Diarrhea

2007-09-07T10:36:24-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,523, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-7-07, Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Rufus's mother is a drunk, his brother is an uptight middle management type who brings around his crazy mistress all the time, and his sister is a moody, adolescent magical girl who drives a giant robot to school. That's just his home life. :light slash:

The Von Bonos

2007-04-22T17:51:31-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,821, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-22-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

And now the allegedly true story of the ruling family of an obscure, European nation, forced into exile, and the one slightly neurotic brother who was forced to keep them all together... and something about a fat pony, I donno.

The Paladin & Related Works

2007-04-06T22:11:34-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,906, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-6-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Short stories that take place within the decaying Bostovian Empire, wrought with nationalism and beset with racial tension with imigrants from the Savage Lands to the north.

Just A Little Coffee Between Friends

2006-12-05T16:56:30-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,901, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-5-06, Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

... My this teen romance looks outofplace on my page.

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake

2006-11-12T16:36:02-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,674, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-12-06, Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her office. Oh the humanity.

The Cliche Killer

2006-10-25T19:34:10-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 771, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-25-06, Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

If there's one thing I hate more than stories about angels, it's stories about vampires... so here's a twochapter satire on the vampireangel fad that has taken over FP. Completed, unless I later decide otherwise... I probably won't though.

Heavy Metal Butterfly

2006-09-07T20:58:03-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,676, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-7-06, Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Inagoddadavida Jackson (a girl exploding with teen angst) goes in search of her absentee father to give him a piece of her mind, but finds him very much dead. Pokes fun at the giant robot genre, particularly Evangelion.

Rathbone Private Academy

2006-08-21T01:16:21-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,884, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

Annette Baudelaire is a young girl with a short fuse, in exile at private school. She's got a messiah complex and an alterego to go with it.

Ginny McLean Township

2006-05-13T09:46:48-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,934, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-13-06, Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

Newly-elected student-body president Juline Tucker gets to know a quartette of her mentally-unstable classmates

Los Angeles is Burning

2006-04-25T17:27:42-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,320, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-25-06, Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

What's to be said about giant robot epics that hasn't been said already?

Hired Help

2006-02-27T20:29:57-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-27-06, Published: 2-27-06
Status: Complete

(Part of MSSP) Rosella Hafferty, a naive smalltown college freshman, comes to live and work in Megalopolis with the mysterious, young millionaire Sage Harelquin after her fires his housekeeper for being a religious fanatic.

Sunny Days

2006-02-27T20:19:11-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,867, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-27-06, Published: 2-27-06
Status: Complete

(Part of the MSSP) Eleanor "Sunshine" Pavarski-a deranged runaway-returns to Megalopolis with her hopes of living out her days in paradise dashed. Now she tunrs her sites to finding love in one Ernest Marcum, no matter the cost

The Boogieman Theory

2006-01-31T19:38:53-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 5, Words: 20,321, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-31-06, Published: 12-19-04
Status: Complete

Imagine a place where no one is truely happy: this place is the city of Megalopolis, where murder, suicide, divorce, drug use and unexplained disappearances are the norm.

Blood on the Floor

2006-01-06T21:40:31-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-6-06, Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

(title subject to change) An unexplained, mafia-esque attack on a social gathering frees a young man from his binding life in a small town with his smothering mother.

The Association

2005-07-22T12:54:50-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,169, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-22-05, Published: 7-10-05
Status: Complete

I had come to terms with being a freak of nature, and I thought he had too; evidently I was wrong (shonen-ai)

Halfblood Spilled

2005-07-19T18:00:46-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-19-05, Published: 7-19-05
Status: Complete

A girl is sent into a blind rage after the end of Harry Potter & the Halfblood Prince is ruined for her and vows to take her revenge. WARNING! HBP spoilers!

Yellow Blithe

2005-06-11T08:02:52-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,184, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-11-05, Published: 6-6-05
Status: Complete

The Republic of Aspasia is in danger of falling into totalitarianism. Resistence movements have shot up everywhere. This is the story of one of those groups: Yellow Blithe. (minor shonen-ai)

Changin'

2005-06-05T20:06:43-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-5-05, Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

A short little prose I wrote while I was waiting for my cousin to get to my house today, about a car ride and a conversation between two friends.

Locusts

2005-05-01T19:15:38-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 575, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-1-05, Published: 5-1-05
Status: Complete

The story of a mildly disturbed your woman's irrational fear of locusts and how it cosumes her life and irritates those around her (Unfinished... I think)

No Light

2005-03-22T15:12:18-08:00

Author: Peregrin Chopkins
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-22-05, Published: 3-22-05
Status: Complete

A riot breaks out at a relatively quiet and obedient private school during a solar eclipse. (One shot)