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Slash Addicts Anonymous

2008-02-25T18:46:59-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,647, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-25-08, Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

rating may change slashffmmwhatever The best way to get over your addiction to slash fics? Start living one. CHAPTER 8 IS UP! The more reviews I get, the more I'll be inclined to update.

The Donkey Is A Whore

2008-02-25T15:09:38-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-25-08, Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Based on a title I THOUGHT my friend read out of a children's poetry book. Enjoy!

Zwerg

2007-05-23T18:04:21-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,230, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-23-07, Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

[slash] Dwarf was just your regular hobodwarf at the age of 16, until he was turned into a prince by a 'special' fairy. Next, he finds himself kidnapped by a sexy mage, becomes a she, and is stalked by a handsome prince his life get crazier?

My Life as a Teenage Hoebag

2007-04-18T19:57:04-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-18-07, Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

Inspired by a conversation with a friend, it was originally based off of the title, but it got a little less slutty as I kept writing it, so yeah. It's not all that slutty, sadly.

Refridgerator Poems

2007-02-22T19:57:24-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-22-07, Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

I wrote these poems using this refridgerator magnet thing online, where they give you some magnets and you make poems. I like them.

Just Once

2006-07-17T23:26:26-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-17-06, Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

A poem written by your standard sexually frusterated teenager. ... ahaha. I'm so changing this summary eventually...

Rust

2006-07-17T23:19:43-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-17-06, Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

One of my more recent poems that I've been meaning to post. By more recent I mean I wrote it like 6 months ago. >.>

Teens Say the Darndest Things

2006-06-10T20:16:35-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,747, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-10-06, Published: 4-25-06
Status: In-Progress

This is a bunch of random shxt said by people, collected so far this school year. Highly humorous to those with a strange sense of humor. I had to make it humorspiritual for sheer humor... it amuses me... XD

Masquerade

2005-11-28T19:13:26-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-28-05, Published: 11-28-05
Status: Complete

A poem for fools...

Plaything

2005-09-17T19:10:57-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-17-05, Published: 9-17-05
Status: Complete

A poem. Derr. ... I hate this summary bar, btw. It's mildly pointless. People are either going to read this poem, or they aren't. ... R/R.

Perfect

2005-08-03T19:14:34-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote in about 3 minutes before rushing off to marching band. >.>;

Inside

2005-06-15T23:08:36-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 18, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-15-05, Published: 6-15-05
Status: Complete

... I have nothing to write here. Read and find out.

Fear of Falling

2005-06-11T18:28:34-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-11-05, Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

I like this one best out of the ones I've done recently. Almost as much as the Bunny Tracks icecream I'm eating right now. Yayness. Anyhow... read this and you'll find out what it's like.

Flash Away

2005-06-09T21:39:52-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-9-05, Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

This one is based off of my own life and how I was feeling when I wrote it.It's about being in love with someone, even though they hurt you or don't even realize you're alive (or see you as just a friend) and wishing you didn't love them (omg I wrote an a

Real

2005-06-09T21:32:41-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-9-05, Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

Um... I don't really know what I based this off. I started out with a basic idea of what I wanted to write and then let it go from there... I guess it's almost a matter of opinion type of thing... with a bit of word play... anyhow, hope it doesn't suck to

When

2005-06-09T21:29:09-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-9-05, Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

uhm... I like this poem well enough, I guess... it has some meaning to me, so maybe I'm biased. Anyways, have fun. (my summaries SUCK.)

Empty Room

2005-01-30T01:35:20-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-30-05, Published: 1-30-05
Status: Complete

Umm I really like this one...

You

2005-01-18T21:03:02-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-18-05, Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

Umm a little bit dark... darker than my usual...

A Different Kind of Hero

2005-01-18T20:51:27-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-18-05, Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

Yes, it's Barney! XD ... don't ask. I just like Barney. I originally was gunna submit this for something with school but decided to spare myself the embarassment ;;

Window of Darkness

2005-01-17T16:35:01-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 44, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

This was the first poem I'd written in years so I'm sorry if it's not all that good XD

I Wonder

2005-01-17T16:30:47-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

o.o;; another poem? shush, I know I suck at summaries... no effort... XD

The Other Side of Life

2005-01-17T16:27:30-08:00

Author: DeadlyPinkPuchu
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-17-05, Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

Umm I really like this poem and hope you do too XD too lazy to really summarize