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The Amulet

2009-07-13T23:41:25-08:00

Author: Loonerisms
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,917, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-13-09, Published: 7-4-09
Status: In-Progress

“Can you excuse me?” I said, “I think I am going to throw up now.” And so, to punctuate my narrow escape from kidnapping, I barfed out the window of Saul’s nice car and onto a good two blocks of the city streets.

This My Lame Attempt at a Love Poem

2007-03-19T18:28:39-08:00

Author: Loonerisms
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-19-07, Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

Title is selfexplanatory. This is dedicated to all the cynics out there, like me.

History

2007-03-18T18:38:44-08:00

Author: Loonerisms
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-18-07, Published: 3-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Today I am ugly. Tomorrow I will be beautiful. Yesterday I was green. But next week I might be scarlet.

I Don't Believe

2007-03-18T18:37:13-08:00

Author: Loonerisms
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-18-07, Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

I know what I don't believe in... do you?