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Ekai preliminary

2008-03-25T06:14:10-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,511, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

A very unstable possible start for the story of Ekai, a very vaguely auotbiographical fantasy story based around the life and times of a put upon young barbarian prince. Not my usual fun and games.

Volume Five

2008-03-25T06:01:14-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 697, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Well here it is at last, JQM's newest brand of poetry. Enjoy or don't at your own discretion, as usual not safe for work, home, private parties, personal use or anything else.

Hairy Knuckles

2008-03-25T05:56:30-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,513, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 12-17-07
Status: Complete

This idea was in part contributed by a girl whose name I forget. Taken too far by JQM and now cut back to where I felt the story should have ended. It's not a happy ending but I don't like happy endings anyway. Read amd Review, usual stuff.

The Ode Less Travelled

2007-12-31T10:12:52-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 366, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-31-07, Published: 12-31-07
Status: In-Progress

AKA Steven Fry told me to do it. I've decided it would be interesting to chart my adventures through Steven Fry's book The Ode less Travelled and post updates on my successes and blunders here on Ficpress. This will be my first non M rated work.

Fragmentals

2007-12-28T19:52:24-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,336, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-28-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a set of my random guff. It will probably be updated often in the future as I tend to make a lot of these little slices of insanity.

The Story of Jurg

2007-12-16T19:13:44-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Here it is boys and girls, the story of how I acquired my new first name. The other two are somewhat of a mystery to everyone except myself but this one is common knowledge. Enjoy. Contains: scenes of alcohol abuse, violence and bad German accents

My Last Smoke

2007-12-16T18:35:46-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

The second action of one third. In it I smoke my last cigarette and pop my clogs. I wouldn't be so upset if this was actually how I die.

One Third

2007-12-16T18:34:26-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Well here it is, my masterwork. A battle epic about one metal dude and three chav morons. This is the first action in the poem. The result of sushi before bedtime, Gods bless sushi.

WIP

2007-12-16T18:19:28-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 426, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

This is my store for the series Works In or not making any Progress. It's amusing that the vast majority of them are about apathy and I really didn't care enough to finish them off. Hooray for Irony.

Junkers

2007-12-16T18:02:48-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 634, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: In-Progress

The poetry inspired by Emma. Much as I loved her the poetry I wrote for her was utter horsecrap. Oh well, peruse at you pleasure.

Doused in Petrol

2007-12-16T17:48:33-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 8, Words: 1,130, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

My second set of poems, 8 in this one. The final two are technically of the Junkers line but they just seem to fit better in this set than that one.

The Nosferatic Dream

2007-12-16T17:37:08-08:00

Author: Jurgen Q Mudveins
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,748, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Well here lies the final resting place of the 11 survivers of the Nosferatic Dreamer poem set. Comment if you so desire or not if you don't. Bleh