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Duotone Deathdream

2006-12-15T20:45:32-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-15-06, Published: 12-15-06
Status: Complete

Between the red and grey No shades more arresting accepting or affecting

The Happy Homunculus Apparatus

2006-12-03T19:05:29-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,271, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-3-06, Published: 11-28-06
Status: In-Progress

A naive boy transcends dimensional boundaries to find a father whose name he doesn't even know. Equipped with sharp tongued canines, pyromancers, trouser happy princesses, and an obscenely large dosing of the bizarre.

you think, therefore you really aren't

2006-10-28T19:30:38-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-28-06, Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

dreams are dreams. so what's reality?

i, gemini

2006-10-27T19:18:18-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-27-06, Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

my college essay.

Never a Perfect Branch

2006-10-19T20:16:46-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-06, Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Selfish love. Not pretty stuff.

Writing in the Closet

2006-10-19T19:58:52-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-19-06, Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

I sit here vibrating, an aftermath of two cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee and lack of sweater. It’s bitter, burning right down the gastrointestinal tract, a feeling common among this age’s popular drugs.

Second Try

2006-09-24T20:05:22-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-24-06, Published: 9-24-06
Status: Complete

sometimes, instead of getting fixed, a problem is undone completely.

zerlina jumped over a Star

2006-09-24T17:22:27-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-24-06, Published: 9-24-06
Status: Complete

she'll make it, she'll be fine

Jeffery Was a Handsome Star

2006-08-29T21:04:24-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-29-06, Published: 8-29-06
Status: Complete

Look past the shine.

Little Bonnet Casts a Shadow

2006-08-28T18:54:20-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-28-06, Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

She's not your dream girl, I can assure you that. (REVISED)

maybe it's okay to stay

2006-08-23T13:06:46-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-23-06, Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

absolutely about crazy tea cup parties. and more. but not really.

Ego Mania

2006-08-23T12:42:40-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-23-06, Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

An ode to all the pretentious, elitist douche strudels out there. Pity FP doesn't have a secondary genre named 'spite'.

F33D CH1PPY

2006-08-20T18:28:38-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-20-06, Published: 7-5-06
Status: Complete

A perturbing series of drabbles surrounding my pets. They'll leave you wondering what really goes on in my mind.

We Haven't Got Soul

2006-08-16T20:27:17-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-16-06, Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

setting ever-shifting rules in hurried type on the smooth bare page of the new day and age.

The Gathering: Shadows and Feathers

2006-08-14T19:20:51-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,853, Reviews: 33 Updated: 8-14-06, Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

Losing wars is not a happy business, thus, the daemons are not a happy people. So they decide to restore some hope and employ a human. Read this and Phear my Wit! (No spawn of Satan or any stuff like that.)

And So I Had Sex

2006-07-24T21:09:34-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,726, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-24-06, Published: 3-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Finney McGovern gets on stage and recounts a few odd occurences. Rated 'WTF' for Experimental Fiction and Unexpected Humor.

Bruised, Inky Fingers

2006-07-23T19:49:56-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-23-06, Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

My reasons for writing, with an ever-so-slight touch of masochism. :sheepish grin:

One Man Show

2006-07-23T19:26:55-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-23-06, Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Absurdism. Requires an open mind and a little reading in between the lines.

Fish Skills

2006-07-23T18:31:45-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-23-06, Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Step one: open your eyes. Step two: leave them that way.

Sonny, I Promised

2006-07-02T11:17:40-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-2-06, Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

I lie in the clover and watch the moon rise, remembering the boy who promised its smile

Pain: The Cliched Bastard

2006-01-17T20:30:43-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

It’s true that Pain has become a cliché; just another subdivision of bad, angsty poetry... But how does he feel about this?

Embrace the Xanga

2005-12-29T19:01:27-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-29-05, Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

I am by no means propagating or soliciting an offer to sell or buy a Xanga. Rated 'STFU' for badly attempted humor. (REVISED)

Bob the Frog

2005-12-04T19:17:50-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,666, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-4-05, Published: 7-26-05
Status: Complete

A lovely parody of a real life High School happening; A Biology class turn drug-induced rescue mission. Please do read this, if not review. So kind, why thank you.

Life Through the Eyes of a Cynical Idealist

2005-12-02T21:35:18-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-2-05, Published: 12-2-05
Status: Complete

This is what happens the night before your SATs

Las Doce

2005-12-02T20:40:30-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-2-05, Published: 12-2-05
Status: Complete

A Spanish poem I translated without any knowledge of Spanish. Pointless for anyone to read, but I thought it was amusing...

Sir Little Cup of Tea

2005-09-19T20:04:41-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-19-05, Published: 9-19-05
Status: Complete

When the little things that make us whole suddenly don't

One Dimensional Man

2005-09-07T17:20:21-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 428, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-7-05, Published: 9-7-05
Status: Complete

The experience of seeing more than you can ever have is so disappointing; imagine One Dimensional Man's grief when he found that there was more to life than following a straight line.

My Peach Trees Grow in Hell

2005-09-06T07:28:52-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-6-05, Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

ah!Ihatethispoem:gritsteethpainfully: And yet I can't seem to take it down.

The Illicit Childhood

2005-09-03T10:35:36-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-3-05, Published: 9-3-05
Status: Complete

Children and their innocent sins

The Picture You Painted By The Words You Read

2005-09-02T21:06:59-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-2-05, Published: 9-2-05
Status: Complete

The sad childhood memories that forshadow and broken couple's future

Butterfly Net

2005-09-01T14:45:48-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 27, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-1-05, Published: 9-1-05
Status: Complete

There's Only One Season In Hell

2005-08-31T20:19:36-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-31-05, Published: 8-31-05
Status: Complete

It's hot

Pee Sea World

2005-07-28T18:30:31-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-28-05, Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

A contemporary, underwater fable.

The Mini

2005-07-28T18:27:21-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-28-05, Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

An idiotic exercise - There's some sense in it, but I doubt anyone will catch it.

Floater

2005-07-26T19:52:05-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-26-05, Published: 7-26-05
Status: Complete

Only the shallow water for me.

Jenny Was a Friend of Mine

2005-07-26T18:36:19-08:00

Author: trash can art
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,481, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-26-05, Published: 7-26-05
Status: Complete

This is based on the Killers song by the same title. One shot. REVISED