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The Food of Love

2011-09-14T05:35:20-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Love
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 0, Complete

A poem about a Feeder.

Assassination

2011-02-24T18:53:16-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Friendship
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 0, Complete

To Elizabeth

2011-02-24T18:52:01-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Friendship
English, Rated: K
Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 1, Complete

All your colours.

I, Hitler

2011-02-05T07:48:45-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,540, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

I have returned from a sabbatical with a filthy new story guaranteed to excite and tantalise. In 2011, the UK coalition government realises only one man can save the future: Adolf Hitler! Hard, throbbing science, just how your mum likes it.

Meditation in Anarchic Pentameter 1

2010-03-02T18:18:57-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Love
English, Rated: K
Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 1, Complete

Not specifically deviating from iambic feet here, but not particularly sticking to it, as I haven't written out of free verse since I was a child.

Quentin Quark And The Cult of the Singularity

2010-02-09T06:55:55-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,448, Reviews: 37, Complete

The transhuman technoanarchist pulp hero Quentin Quark trips through the subatomic and back again. If you like comics, drugs, sex, science, sticking it to the man, mysticism, or Moorcock, you'll love this.

The Snobs

2010-02-04T19:15:26-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,663, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Sex, drugs, booze and conversation.

Fractal

2009-12-11T03:58:45-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: T
Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 21,101, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

A dastardly graffiti "artist" terrorises the citizens of Vandal City, who must call upon their dark avenger of the night to strike fear into the heart of this cowardly and superstitious criminal. Yes, The Morrigan stalks the streets once more!

In Defence of Aleister Crowley

2009-09-19T05:22:47-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Essay
English, Rated: K
Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,866, Reviews: 1, Complete

I, Doctor Curt Vile, stretch my PhD in Vileness to lend support to some of history's greatest villains. First up is Aleister Crowley.

A Splintered Gibbet

2009-07-29T11:01:42-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Religion
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 3, Complete

Christianity dies before it's begun.

Poem to Commemorate Liverpool, Capital of Culture

2008-10-08T12:19:12-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0, Complete

...and The Fantastic Work Done By City Officials to Tackle Social Problems in Poor Areas and to Thus Ensure The Award Was Not Focused on Silly Fireworks Displays in the City Centre.

The Last Act

2008-07-21T16:07:54-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Love
English, Rated: K
Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 0, Complete

Is your box of popcorn ready?

Our Delicious Cataclasm

2008-06-18T18:43:49-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 2, Complete

This relationship's really going nowhere, darling. At least, I don't think it is. No. But then... No.

Isn't Life Wonderful?

2008-05-12T19:06:11-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Life
English, Rated: K
Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 1, Complete

People die, but life goes on.

End of Heaven

2008-05-12T18:42:14-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 7, Complete

The last meeting between God and Lucifer, exploring God's questionable morals.

Only Skin

2008-04-07T04:28:47-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Horror
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,407, Reviews: 3, Complete

Why you shouldn't mix science with drugs with art.

You're A Bitch And I Hate You

2008-02-06T17:08:49-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 3, Complete

Yes, you.

Nightmares In Velvet

2008-01-19T06:02:24-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Horror
English, Rated: K
Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,358, Reviews: 3, Complete

A funny thing that happened to me. And I'm not sure it's over yet.

Ashton Park

2007-05-31T18:12:58-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Love
English, Rated: K
Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 2, Complete

Time heals all wounds.

The Lecture Hall

2007-03-13T11:43:49-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Life
English, Rated: T
Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 2, Complete

Damn, another lecture... I'm sure school was more fun than this. If you can spot the Pink Floyd reference, you're more observant than I.

You and Me Against the World

2006-11-19T17:15:56-08:00

Author: Doctor Vile
Friendship
English, Rated: T
Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 0, Complete

There's nothing that can stop a best friend from having your back. Or is there?