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Waiting for the Shmuuk

2007-01-07T15:19:16-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,943, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-7-07, Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

Some will go to extreme lengths to get their hands on a Shmuuk... avoid those people at all costs...

The Meaning of Life: The Poem

2006-12-28T13:28:18-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 5, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-28-06, Published: 12-28-06
Status: Complete

An attempt to characterize the essence of the modern American, providing layers of insight into not only the human mind but also the collective knowledge of the human race through careful examination of the contents of my own memory.

Severing Your Own Thumb

2006-10-19T15:38:49-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,893, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-19-06, Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

A heartwarming tale about a life in imprisonment, followed by its altogether unexpected release.

The Western

2006-08-27T13:28:36-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Western
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-27-06, Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

Howdy y'all! ... Sorry, but how can anyone resist saying that when they've written a Western? Anyways... this is the second installment in my Wtf is this genre doing here series.

The Fable

2006-08-20T12:26:09-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 808, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-20-06, Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

This is a fable about a fable. That's so cool! It's like when you have two mirrors opposite each other, and your reflection gets smaller and smaller and smaller... except not.

Jimmy the Samurai

2006-08-03T06:10:59-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,857, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-3-06, Published: 2-20-06
Status: In-Progress

In a parallel universe where becoming a samurai is the ultimate honor, a hero will arise... and his name will be Jimmy. A story filled with Drama, Romance, Twists and Turns of Epic Proportions, and Stuff! It will make you cry in pain mingled with joy!

Leprechaunland

2006-08-01T10:01:40-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,062, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Horace embarks on a magical journey to a land full of unicorns, fairies, gnomes, baby elves, flying turtles, magical prince/princesses, and, of course, leprechauns. Oh, the humanity!

Tips for Becoming 1337

2006-02-07T14:59:54-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,357, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-7-06, Published: 2-7-06
Status: Complete

Are you a n00b? Then follow these tips to be on your way to becoming 1337! Sequel to Tips for Becoming EXTREME.

My Subconscious Freaks Me Out

2006-01-07T11:46:52-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,374, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-7-06, Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

I've had some weird dreams lately and I think the world would benefit from reading them. Or maybe not. On second... er, third... thought, don't read this, even if your life depends on it.

Ice Cream Versus Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy

2005-12-03T14:17:59-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,769, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-3-05, Published: 9-23-05
Status: Complete

Lock up your babies, because it's Ice Cream and Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy duking it out yet again. Recommended for those who aren't offended by pyrotechnics, aliens, loincloths, animal cruelty, and mild pirate lingo.

Another Day, Another Assassination

2005-10-09T07:53:59-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-9-05, Published: 10-9-05
Status: Complete

A short story about a man named Henry, whose efforts to uncover the mystery of the past few hours are cut short.

Tips for Becoming EXTREME!

2005-08-11T15:18:44-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-11-05, Published: 8-11-05
Status: Complete

Are you LAME? Then apply these tips to be on your way to EXTREMENESS!

The Stories of Marty

2005-07-13T13:51:14-08:00

Author: misterfuzzums EXTREME
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 537, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-13-05, Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Gather 'round, kids! Marty's going to tell a story! Complete